Comments on: PZ Myers Continues To Offend Jesus With Zombie Jokes http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:16:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Chris http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-115269 Chris Fri, 01 Jul 2011 23:34:51 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-115269 Abe, it is you who are horribly mistaken due to your warped view of the US and it's Constitution, and therefore you who should leave the country and seek friendlier shores for your unenlightened views where the narrow-minded zealotry of the Middle Ages still holds sway, in a country NOT founded on the principles of the Enlightenment. Your ignorance is repulsive and dangerous. Abe, it is you who are horribly mistaken due to your warped view of the US and it’s Constitution, and therefore you who should leave the country and seek friendlier shores for your unenlightened views where the narrow-minded zealotry of the Middle Ages still holds sway, in a country NOT founded on the principles of the Enlightenment. Your ignorance is repulsive and dangerous.

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]]> By: Captain Obvious http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26103 Captain Obvious Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:55:38 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26103 You know that if one is raised from the dead, they can technically be considered a zombie? And, if I'm not mistaken, Jesus was raised from the dead. Also, if that statement was wrong, then it certainly can't hurt readership to include a completely badass version of Jesus killing zombies. Also, he isn't breaking the law. FIRST AMENDMENT, PEOPLE, READ THE CONSTITUTION SOMETIME! Also, Abe Goodman, your picture makes you look like the leader of a KKK sect. That can't help your credibility. You know that if one is raised from the dead, they can technically be considered a zombie? And, if I’m not mistaken, Jesus was raised from the dead. Also, if that statement was wrong, then it certainly can’t hurt readership to include a completely badass version of Jesus killing zombies. Also, he isn’t breaking the law. FIRST AMENDMENT, PEOPLE, READ THE CONSTITUTION SOMETIME! Also, Abe Goodman, your picture makes you look like the leader of a KKK sect. That can’t help your credibility.

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]]> By: Abe Goodman http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26097 Abe Goodman Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:04:45 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26097 Because Satan veils lies to look look all good on the outside, but the end result is always the same: burn in hell for all time. Any work you do for Satan leads you there, he has no appreciation and the punishment for sin is fire! Because Satan veils lies to look look all good on the outside, but the end result is always the same: burn in hell for all time. Any work you do for Satan leads you there, he has no appreciation and the punishment for sin is fire!

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]]> By: Abe Goodman http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26096 Abe Goodman Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:02:46 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26096 You can just leave our country if you're going to publish such things Dominick. I've never been so offended and you're breaking the law with your sick book. You can just leave our country if you’re going to publish such things Dominick. I’ve never been so offended and you’re breaking the law with your sick book.

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]]> By: Dominick http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26088 Dominick Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:07:44 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26088 As the author of Zombible, I would like to point out that Zombible does not portray Jesus as a zombie. Rather, it portrays him as a great warrior sent to earth to destroy zombies, which were sent to earth by the forces of darkness. I'd say it's Jesus-positive! Is that still going to be offensive to some Christians? Sure, because they don't want the Bible to be "played with". I recommend that such people not even look at The Bacon Gospels. As the author of Zombible, I would like to point out that Zombible does not portray Jesus as a zombie. Rather, it portrays him as a great warrior sent to earth to destroy zombies, which were sent to earth by the forces of darkness. I’d say it’s Jesus-positive!

Is that still going to be offensive to some Christians? Sure, because they don’t want the Bible to be “played with”. I recommend that such people not even look at The Bacon Gospels.

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]]> By: TrueChristian http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26037 TrueChristian Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:44:40 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26037 This is very offensive article. Jesus is the one true Zombie, no other zombies exist apart from Jesus. To beleive otherwise sends you to hell. Jesus have mercy on your soul This is very offensive article.
Jesus is the one true Zombie, no other zombies exist apart from Jesus.
To beleive otherwise sends you to hell.
Jesus have mercy on your soul

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]]> By: Arsenic http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-26030 Arsenic Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:55:07 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-26030 Actually, I think it's the Christians who need to repent. Ask for the Atheists forgiveness, Super Christians! May not one more Holy Roller disrespect innocent people. Actually, I think it’s the Christians who need to repent. Ask for the Atheists forgiveness, Super Christians! May not one more Holy Roller disrespect innocent people.

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]]> By: Jazze http://christwire.org/2009/12/pz-myers-continues-to-offend-jesus-with-zombie-jokes/#comment-25984 Jazze Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:55:03 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2993#comment-25984 there's one thing i never understod about your interpration of hell and satan. if we are doing what satan wants....why would he punish us when we die and go to hell? also what happened to free speech? or is free speech only for christians? seriously you keep admiting how primitive you are by saying you wish it was back 500 years because then you would understand the world. rather than keep wishing that the world becomes more primitive maybe you should try to get a better understanding of the world as it is now there’s one thing i never understod about your interpration of hell and satan. if we are doing what satan wants….why would he punish us when we die and go to hell?
also what happened to free speech? or is free speech only for christians?
seriously you keep admiting how primitive you are by saying you wish it was back 500 years because then you would understand the world. rather than keep wishing that the world becomes more primitive maybe you should try to get a better understanding of the world as it is now

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