Satan Appears in First Extraterrestrial Lake on Titan Moon
Satan is up to his tricks again, this time appearing as a great light on Saturn’s moon Titan. NASA scientists fell right for his trick, thinking this light was actually the Sun glinting off a water lake made of methane.
This is of course silly, as we all know the chemical formulae for water is H20. For those of you who haven’t been proper learned, this means for every one Oxygen molecular there are two hydrogen. Observe.
As you can see, water has a great dipole moment and it’s this properly that allows high surface tension, its freezing properties within lakes in winter and the water cycle. God designed water specifically to let life prosper and continue on Earth.
Now if there was life on another planet, what sense would it be make to have methane instead of water? We all know scientists like to claim “where there is water there is life”, but those words are without empirical evidence!
How dare NASA try to say this random light appearing on a moon can support life! Impossible! The Bible clearly states that in the beginning, it was EARTH where life was created. Adam and Eve. Moons are not planets and methane cannot support life!
I wish we had the technology because I’d just as soon order Titan to be blown up! To think that scientists are probing this moon and looking for life is an offense to our nation’s Christian heritage. There is no truth to the adage “where there is water there is life”. Those are just empty words without empiricism or significant statistical data to back them up! False science!
Here is the image that NASA is heralding as proof that Titan has a water cycle, based on methane, and likely supports life. It is of course a lie and let us pray that this moon gets struck with a giant asteroid and explodes!
Now what since does it make to have methane as water. They don’t even have the same name! Methane and ethane cannot support life, yet NASA is trying to claim this lake is the key evidence to life outside Earth.
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4:50 pm
”To think that scientists are probing this moon and looking for life is an offense to our nation’s Christian heritage”
Well, actually our Christian heritage sucks. I will be happy if all religions disapear. Because after that, we could live in peace. AMEN !
”The Bible clearly states that in the beginning, it was EARTH where life was created. Adam and Eve.”
Are you thought maybe in this past time there is another life, at another place? We don’t know, and will never. Maybe the Bible say that the creation made on Earth, but the people who wrote this book didn’t know what’s happen in the entire universe.
”Moons are not planets and methane cannot support life!”
Woww… what a conclusion!
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6:52 pm
the bible is not prof.
the only prof that what stands in the bible is the bible itself. thats not prof. prove to me that the sotry of god as it is writen in the bible is real without useing the bible anywhere in your agumentation.
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9:50 pm
Your views are quite disturbing. I see nothing wrong with the bible, but I do have a problem with your interpretation. You probably pick up your bible, read it word for word without really understanding the message.
Do you think God would give you all of the answers now? Or do you think God would perhaps inspire a bible in a way that it’s contents are truly understood only over time. The interpretation and the message taken from the bible on mankind’s final hours shall be completely different from the disrespectful, two-dimensional perspective that you draw your understanding from.
Can you possibly believe that no other body in our Universe has it’s own story? Do you feel that the story of Titan or Saturn’s creation would be given to you in the way the bible provides the creation of the Earth?
You need to learn to understand the words that you cite. Anything other is flat out disrespectful to your God.
How Dare You.
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6:22 am
If there was life on other planet God would have seen it was reported in the Bible. Simple as. So no there is not any life on Titan and whatever other place NASA tries to get us to “fund” them to research. My question is where is all the money really going, as they know all their work is a fraud or caused by Satan. They can’t be that dense to keep falling for a fallen angel’s veil tricks.
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6:34 am
why? why would god “have to” include it in the bible? couldn’t he just have decided that that part was for us to find out about on our own?
also it still requires you to actually belive the bible is correct. there’s no prof that what’s in the bible is right or even anything close to the word of any god.
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10:19 pm
Just a couple of points of note: you spelled smart-alec wrong. Also, the internet is pretty much world wide, so if I don’t like the narrow minded drivel you spew, which I don’t, ‘get out of my country’ is a ridiculously insular/ignorant comment to make. Although, given your amazing (read: backward and simple minded) take on a glint in a photo from NASA, I’m not surprised.
You realize of course that Satan, the fallen angel Lucifer would applaud you randomly destroying another world out of the sheer terror/xenophobia that is bred into your very religious beliefs? So much so that you are not aware that you’re speaking against your own God’s teachings. “Love thy neighbour”, wasn’t that what he said? You poor wretch. May your own version of the Lord have mercy on your atrophied mind.
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10:33 pm
You would really be so ignorant as to blow up a moon simply because we are looking for life there? Show’s anger issues and defines the need for therapy. IT’s also very childlike to stay. Which shows clearly that you know very little about science and space.
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10:58 pm
You are not G-d oriented in your beliefs. You are totally anthropomorphic in your beliefs. But somehow I think you cannot be serious. It must be a spoof.
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12:28 am
After giving it some thought, I’m hoping it’s a spoof too. Can’t be serious.
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3:09 pm
Abe, go suck your cock.
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6:19 pm
Ok. let me just say wow!. Not a wow like im surprised either. Its just the ignorance displayed on this site never ceases to amaze me. First of all NASA never claimed that there was water on titan. They said a liquid hydrocarbon “most likely methane” lake. This glimpse of light was not the fist indication of a liquid lake. Nor did they say anything about it supporting life. You really need to read the comments left on your articles. When you have avid believers, and loyal readers calling you an idiot, its a sign that you should probably do some research. I think we can file this one under the “you can’t be freakin serious” section. Try again.
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6:23 pm
oh yeah! what a typical christian response. On two occasions you talk about destroying titan. This is a perfect example of Christians reacting violently to things they dont even try to understand.
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8:07 pm
The author above is either mentally unstable/inept or a troll. Look at his articles(if you can even call them that) this clown has as posted. He. nor any part of this website should be taken seriously.
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8:40 pm
Scientists are heralding this as the first extraterrestrilal lake . I see it for what it is and it’ sno better than the apple Satan tricked Eve into eating. It’s a lie.
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4:35 pm
Abe, you’ve proven rednecks have VERY vivid imaginations!
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2:54 am
well it’s a Lake and its outside of the earth which mean EXTRA terrestrial
A Lake of Lava, a Lake of acid, a Lake of water and Lake of methane. What wrong with that ?
we have Methane on earth as well. Shall will explode the earth as well ?
Oh and By the way Water is not the Only one who can reflect the light
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11:17 am
Wonder how the fishin is up there?
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4:48 am
Abe Goodman says: “If there was life on other planet God would have seen it was reported in the Bible. Simple as.”
One word Abe: Dinosaur
Christianity does NOT require you to be stupid, nor demand that others be stupid or suffer hell fire. We were not created to be stupid. (You may be an exception.)
Get your faith right before running your ignorant mouth. (You might also wish to learn how to write a coherent sentence in English.)
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2:45 am
Dock! How you been man…still hatin’ ex shouters? Glad to see things are hopping for you here. Cheers and Happy Holidays!
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8:23 am
From memory, anger is one of the seven deadly sins. Perhaps you should do some more research. Wikipedia has some good references on the seven deadly sins, if you’d care to refresh your memory on them, because I saw anger there. A lot of it. And hate. I believe that’s a no no too. And I think I saw the one about denial of God there too, because God created stuff, and maybe, seeing as we’re God’s children, God is waiting for us to grow up….
I guess some have further to go than others….
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6:23 pm
“For those of you who haven’t been proper learned”
I guess that includes you, since “proper learned” is in no shape, form, or fashion proper English.
Second, since when do scientists claim that all water has life? And since when the fuck does methane even come close to being water? Why even add that quote in the article if it didn’t have anything to do with the subject?
Third, if you’re so sure there is no life on it…Why worry about if they probe it for life? You’re scared they’ll find some, because then your entire views would call like a house of cards. Don’t be an idiot, please.
And finally, some organisms breathe methane so…Learn2science before you try to disprove professional scientists that have been researching this shit since you were a 2 year old shitting in your pants.
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3:32 pm
Well I don’t know where you all get off on arguing with this author. He’s only expressing his opinion, and it happens to be one I agree with. Science has no business getting in the way of religion. You see science is just about demonstratable facts. Religion is about facts that can be demonstrated, and ones that have to be taken on faith. So by definition, religion is more powerful. Plus, we all know what the moon does to crazy people — it makes them crazier. Heck — I think we should just get rid of the moon. Maybe if there was daylight all the time all the morans would stop doing drugs and fornicating all the time out of wedlock.
And I agree — if you don’t like our christian heritage, you should leave our country. This country was founded by god-fearing christians like Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Paine and Benjamin Franklin. They would have been sick to see all these science-loving homofashism and feminazi socialist peopel thinking there so smart. GOD BLESS THE US!
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5:44 pm
But if you get rid of the moon, then men will start having menstrual cycles, and that just won’t be good for anyone.
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2:51 pm
the moon does not create darkness.
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9:40 pm
You may be right about science getting in the way of religion, but religion has no right to get in the way of science. Also getting rid of the moon won’t make it light out all the time. Titan is a moon of Jupiter and therefore has no effect on the planet Earth or it’s Inhabitants.
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5:32 pm
So to the last post that I agree with the author but the people you listid at the end of your post were Sciencetist .You cant spit on the sciencetist now with out speting on the ones that have gave all the things that we have to day like the internet,lights and so on . And I bet you will say that god gave us the nolige to invent all those thing and your right back then ther were poeple just like you saying the same shit . We dont go to space looking for just life or to prove that god is not rill but to find some thing that might help mankind and if any thing you shold be happey that we go to space and never find life yet at lest but I wold never exepet a jack ass like you to under stand that becouse your to bizzy fucking your sister and mother and shit like that O well
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2:50 pm
umm, see archaebacteria
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