• Tiger Woods in the Buff

    December 9, 2009 4:13 pm 21 comments
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  • My White Christian American Friends,

    We have all heard of the betrayal of Tiger Woods to his fans and the American people. His wife and children as well. The number of harlots coming forward admitting there sinful fornications with the gofer grows by the day!

    And now, this latest scandal has embraced the headlines, revealing that smut magazine, Playgirl, has somehow obtained nude photographs of Woods and his wood and that they plan to publish them as soon as they have confirmed that they are the “real deal.“

    My friends, I have said it before and I will say it again, this is why the blacks cannot function when they are not owned. It is just a basic fundemental fundament of there nature that when they are left unguarded by watchful White eyes that they start getting into all sorts of debaucherous shenanigans and run around mugging people and sleeping with White women.

    All of the harlots who have stepped forward at least willingly submitted to his dark rod of lust, but what of the unspoken? Who knows how many innocent young White girls were taken forcibly by the gofer as he threatened them with his 9-iron? They are probably huddled off in some dark alleyway at this very moment, too scared to step forward lest he send his good friend, Chris Brown, after them to silence them for good.

    Oh, how I wish this were the good old days, so that we could take this terrible man out to the courthouse and hang him from a tree. But alas, thanks to Martin X and Malcolm King, it is no longer considered a capital crime for a black man to lay with a White woman. These are dark and scary times, my friends, dark and scary times.

    Let us hope that in 2012 Sarah Palin will bring back values to the WHITE House and put an end to this sinful debauchery.

    God Bless America!

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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