Tiger Woods in the Buff

• ChristWire
December 9, 2009 4:13 pm21 comments

My White Christian American Friends,

We have all heard of the betrayal of Tiger Woods to his fans and the American people. His wife and children as well. The number of harlots coming forward admitting there sinful fornications with the gofer grows by the day!

And now, this latest scandal has embraced the headlines, revealing that smut magazine, Playgirl, has somehow obtained nude photographs of Woods and his wood and that they plan to publish them as soon as they have confirmed that they are the “real deal.“

My friends, I have said it before and I will say it again, this is why the blacks cannot function when they are not owned. It is just a basic fundemental fundament of there nature that when they are left unguarded by watchful White eyes that they start getting into all sorts of debaucherous shenanigans and run around mugging people and sleeping with White women.

All of the harlots who have stepped forward at least willingly submitted to his dark rod of lust, but what of the unspoken? Who knows how many innocent young White girls were taken forcibly by the gofer as he threatened them with his 9-iron? They are probably huddled off in some dark alleyway at this very moment, too scared to step forward lest he send his good friend, Chris Brown, after them to silence them for good.

Oh, how I wish this were the good old days, so that we could take this terrible man out to the courthouse and hang him from a tree. But alas, thanks to Martin X and Malcolm King, it is no longer considered a capital crime for a black man to lay with a White woman. These are dark and scary times, my friends, dark and scary times.

Let us hope that in 2012 Sarah Palin will bring back values to the WHITE House and put an end to this sinful debauchery.

God Bless America!

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21 Comments

  • You’re being racist and not convicted. Why would you just blatantly say white Christian American friends in your opening?

    Again, you’re not being convicted and even though the public now has the right to share thoughts along with the journalists here, I again feel people like you should be ashamed and given less of a spotlight. I hate to say it, but atheists like you who try to go and ruin everything need to just leave and go burn.

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    • Please don’t make me go through every post on this website and quote every time you, Mr. Nelson, have said something racist.

      And the crickets have stopped chirping. Not due to you having finally addressed my questions regarding the “convictedness” of not only Shat but yourself and all of the Christwire “flock” (because you haven’t), but due to the fact that after weeks and weeks their poor little chirpers fell off from sheer exhaustion. The poor critters aren’t looking very good, Mr. Nelson, not good at all. I expect them not to be much longer of this world. I hope you’re happy, Mr. Nelson, you cricket killer.

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      • Innocent Little Six Year Old Girl

        Mommy…why did that mean man kill Jiminy Cricket?

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      • I think it’s not the same “racist sexist nelson since he was targeting his pals Shamefultruth there is 2 Adam Nelson with the same website and one with Manhunt

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  • Innocent Little Six Year Old Girl's Mother

    Because, he’s a mean man, sweetie, and nobody likes him so he has to take it out on lesser creatures.

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  • “this is why the blacks cannot function when they are not owned. It is just a basic fundemental fundament of there nature that when they are left unguarded by watchful White eyes that they start getting into all sorts of debaucherous shenanigans and run around mugging people and sleeping with White women.”
    white people do that too. quite a lkot even it’s not blacks nature it’s human nature. in a moment of being weak in mind anyone can do this. oh and don’t start about how god saves you from that since it’s sietificly proven that people who belive in god is more likely to be weak of mind.

    “Who knows how many innocent young White girls were taken forcibly by the gofer as he threatened them with his 9-iron?”
    He’s a pro golfer…. it’s not exactly like it would be insanely hard for him to score why would he rape girls? oh because he’s black? thats racesim. racesims is hate. god do not alow people who hate through the gates of heaven…have fun in hell.

    “But alas, thanks to Martin X and Malcolm King”
    ….really? REALLY???? you couldn’t even be bothered to learn that it’s malcolm X and martin luther king? or is this some poor atempt to insult these great people? by being forgoten by you? cause to be honest you forgetting people like them….would be the only honor you could do them(beside obviously suecide)

    “it is no longer considered a capital crime for a black man to lay with a White woman”
    who the fuck are you to talk about other peoples sex life? if you want it to be illegal for a black man to sleep with a white woman i want it to be illegal for christians like you to sleep with anyone(mine at least serves a purpose….to make sure you don’t procreate)

    “These are dark and scary times, my friends, dark and scary times.”
    have been for as long as you peoples been around

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    • “white people do that too. quite a lkot even it’s not blacks nature it’s human nature.”

      Of course White people do it, too. Just look at Bill Clinton. But the fact of the matter is that statistically blacks and liberal Presidents are more likely to consort in extra-marrital affairs.

      “He’s a pro golfer…. it’s not exactly like it would be insanely hard for him to score why would he rape girls? oh because he’s black? thats racesim. racesims is hate. god do not alow people who hate through the gates of heaven…have fun in hell.”

      It is not racism if it is statistical fact.

      “really? REALLY???? you couldn’t even be bothered to learn that it’s malcolm X and martin luther king? or is this some poor atempt to insult these great people? by being forgoten by you? cause to be honest you forgetting people like them….would be the only honor you could do them(beside obviously suecide)”

      All them people look the same to me.

      “who the fuck are you to talk about other peoples sex life? if you want it to be illegal for a black man to sleep with a white woman i want it to be illegal for christians like you to sleep with anyone(mine at least serves a purpose….to make sure you don’t procreate)”

      Now you are just being hateful.

      “have been for as long as you peoples been around”

      If by “you peoples” you mean the blacks, then for once I could not agree more.

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      • “Of course White people do it, too. Just look at Bill Clinton. But the fact of the matter is that statistically blacks and liberal Presidents are more likely to consort in extra-marrital affairs.”
        show me those statistics please.
        btw another funnt fact. you being christian makes you more likely to be a terroist than me as an atheist…makes you wonder huh?

        “It is not racism if it is statistical fact”
        show me the statistic that proves he’s a rapost. not one that says he’s more likely to because he’s black or because he’s a golfer or whatever show me statistic where tiger woods is part of that has a 100% rate

        “All them people look the same to me.”

        and all religious people is the same to me but would you like if i started to say pope bin laden? i can’t see the difrence.

        “Now you are just being hateful.”

        yes i am. but unlike you i hate you for what you say and do. you hate tiger woods for being black.

        “If by “you peoples” you mean the blacks, then for once I could not agree more.”

        are you saying you are a black person????

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  • Stop saying you,re not racism !!! Why you wrote ”black” with a little letter and after, and ”White” with a big letter? If it’s not racsim, I wonder what is it… Oh, and you know Black and White did both ”illegal” things? Anyway, you should never come to Montéal (Québec, Canada), because you will turn crazy. There are a lot people who cme from other country. And we are very welcoming! :)

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    • Hunny, go change your tampon and leave the big people talk to the men already.

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      • why should she?
        point me to the part of her post that is somehow untrue. or is it just the fact that she proved that women can *SHOCK* be just as viable in a discusion as men( or in your case 1000 times better)

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  • Matthew 7:4 “Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ and behold, the log is in your own eye?

    Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged; and do not condemn, and you will not be condemned; pardon, and you will be pardoned.

    You people are hypocrites.

    Thats all I have to say.

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    • I agree! ;) I wonder what he will answers ? Or never answer… haha

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    • You seem to be one of them whose got one of those there repertative speech inpendiment disorder thingys, darrynza. There have been a bunch of yer lot around lately… I suspect yer either one of those internet spam software thingys or just some ritard who got loose from yer holding pen.

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  • You know, something just occurred to me: with an article title like “Tiger Woods in the Buff” I was expecting to see some artwork.

    Where’s the dick? I wanna see some big black cock!

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  • internet spam thingys … you smoked something do you ?

    and for Retard getting Lose of holding pen you should check yourself In the mirror Gay Christian

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  • Lol I love this website

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    • It is always nice to meet a good God-fearing fan of Christianity! God Bless You!

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      • they love this site because you are so outragious and horribly offensive that it’s funny XD god this is so bad it’s good!

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