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My White Christian American friends,
We all know that Bill Gates is an evil, evil little man. On top of being the sinister mastermind behind Microsoft and inventor of the personal computer, a device that has increased incidents of homogay assault on children by tenfold, he is also personally responsible for almost 75 percent of the dandruff in the Western Hemisphere and Gates is also an avid supporter of Multiple Sclerosis – the disease itself, not the causes fighting it.
But, my friends, now Bill Gates has gone too far. TOO FAR, I SAY!!!
Apparently, Gates wealth, fame and power has finally gone to his head. I always said it was only a matter of time, but the lengths to which Gates has gone has shocked even myself.
As we all know, the latest Microsoft onslaught of sin, Windows 7, has just recently been released. Windows is a veil ploy of Satans to allow children access to the tubes of the internets where they can view illegal pornography, become prey to homogay predators, and grow up to be drug-addicted prostitutes dying in the gutters of Lower Manhattan hallucinating about flying pink elephants and 20-foot, fire-breathing gerbils dancing in tu-tus to music from The Nutcracker Suite, written by champion of the homogay movement, Ludwig Sebastian Tchaikovsky.
But I digest.
It became readily apparent with Gates last release, Windows Vista, that Gates was desperately trying to make his customers want to change product to his homogay competitor, Apple. I suspect he owns several stocks in Apple…
But with his most recent release, Windows 7, he has stepped over the line and I am angry. In Windows 7, their is a feature called “God Mode.“ Yes, I know. I can feel your fury from here in Tennessee.
Apparently Gates thinks that being the wealthiest man alive makes him God. Well he is wrong. SOOOO wrong! This is blasphemy of the worse degree! I fully expect Gates to be smote with lightning, locusts, famine or telemarketers any moment.
If these were the history days of America, we could gather our forces and march upon the Gates mansion and lynch him for his blasphemy, before his flapping irreverence brought down Gods Fury and Vengeance upon us all. If this was even just a few years back, we could at least have counted on the Bush administration to declare war on Gates.
But alas, the history days are past and we have a Commie in the White House, so we cannot take justice into our hands and we cannot rely on our Government to protect us from the repurcussions of Gates ignorance.
But there is one thing we can do. We can pray. Please, everyone get down on your knees before God at this very moment and pray for him to forgive us for Gates transgressions and deliver Gates speedily to a fate that will at last earn him his one-way ticket to Hell – and he will not be travelling by personal jet or luxury, air-conditioned train, either. Oh, no! While Gates life may have been one of luxury, platinum pacifiers, and gold-plated toilet seats, his afterlife shall be one of fire, pitchforks, and agony! Glory!
Glod Bless America!
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10423985-56.html
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5:16 pm
uhm… what?
Bill gates and his family donate almost half their income to charity.
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5:18 pm
” a device that has increased incidents of homogay assault on children by tenfold”
could we possibly get another source than your ass?
“Gates is also an avid supporter of Multiple Sclerosis – the disease itself, not the causes fighting it.”
again source of this retardet statement?
” Windows is a veil ploy of Satans to allow children access to the tubes of the internets”
no it’s a program that makes a computer useable. stop fearing the internet just because you don’t understand it.
“where they can view illegal pornography”
i’m sorry what illegal pornography? to my knowledge child pornography is the only kind that is illegal and i really doubt windows was made with the solo purpose of letting people watch child pornography. if you’re gonna claim that i’ll claim christianity is nothing but an excuse for priest to rape altar boys.
“become prey to homogay predators”
seriously you got to show me a link to these millions of cases that apparently only you know about.
“and grow up to be drug-addicted prostitutes dying in the gutters of Lower Manhattan hallucinating about flying pink elephants and 20-foot, fire-breathing gerbils dancing in tu-tus to music from The Nutcracker Suite, written by champion of the homogay movement, Ludwig Sebastian Tchaikovsky.”
seriously what does this shit have to with anything?
“But I digest.”
dude i don’t wanna know about your bowlmovements
“I fully expect Gates to be smote with lightning, locusts, famine or telemarketers any moment.”
does this mean that when this doesn’t happen we can consider it proof that there is no god?
“If these were the history days of America,”
and back to you once again admiting that you are way to primitive to be part of todays society.
“we could gather our forces and march upon the Gates mansion and lynch him for his blasphemy, before his flapping irreverence brought down Gods Fury and Vengeance upon us all”
hardly in the american history. the british maybe.
“if this was even just a few years back, we could at least have counted on the Bush administration to declare war on Gates.”
if they were looking for a reason to be kicked out of office and risk starting a war with the rest of the world and most of america then yes
“But alas, the history days are past and we have a Commie in the White House”
no we don’t obama is at best a socialist. if he was a comunist he would be doing so that everyone had the exact same payment for any job. you obviously have no idea what comiunism even is
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5:33 pm
“we could gather our forces and march upon the Gates mansion and lynch him for his blasphemy, before his flapping irreverence brought down Gods Fury and Vengeance upon us all”
No, he would call the police, everyone involved would get arrested, Gates would laugh, and so would I. Or, his private security force would “kill us all to death”, as you are so fond of saying.
God mode is slang for omnipotence, and seeing as that folder grants people access to their entire computer, it is a very good name. The folder name shows that the developers have a sense of humor, not that Gates thinks that he is god.
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5:33 pm
Many people don’t know this, but Gates is a major supporter of AIDS (the homogay disease that god sent to wipe them out) too. By creating the sinbox, he has opened the floodgates of Pandora (no, not the movie morans, pick up a book once in awhile) and released a flood of evil against America’s youth. There are three good reasons while all good christians should hate bill gates:
1. Because he’s evil
2. Because he only gives money to secular causes, and never to faith-based organizations
3. Because he looks like an older Harry Potter (who is the most evil boy in America, and writes books about sacrificing children to satan)
I urge all my fellow American christians to pray very hard that bill gates will come to jesus and stop producing sinboxes to pervert our kids even more until they all become homogay communist socialists like him.
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5:38 pm
so we should hate him because
1. he’s a word without meaning
2. like you only suport what he belives in
and 3. looks like a fictional charecter who you aparently don’t know anything about….
dude following that logic everyone should hate everyone
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10:25 pm
Just wanted to say Angel Gabe has the fucking best troll post on this site, and the article is the best troll article. Fucking hilarious.
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5:48 pm
Thank you, Gabe, for bringing an educated, thoughtful, and cohesive voice to the discussion posts. It is truly refreshing to see someone with sense posting something intelligent and worthwhile on here, unlike the usual fiddle that comes out of these idoitic liberals who probably cannot tell the difference between there pinky fingers and a piece of cheese.
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Thank you, Christian brother. Their really are a lot of smart-alacs on here, but I’ll pray for them anyway!
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12:26 am
shameful i know this’ll come as a shock but simply agreeing with someone doesn’t make theire argument inteligent educated or cohesive.
as a amatter of fact you have simply found another braindead moron as far outside the realms of reality as yourself. and it’s all well and good that you can have your little “hate the world club” but you shouldn’t expect the world to like you for it or agree in the slightest.
you have yet to prove anything you have claimed and also yet to disprove anything we have said without useing more of your own insanity that you also forgot to prove. it’s a nightmare of a vicious circle of refuseing to prove your own arguments and you are at a point now where basicly we can use you statements as conclusive proof that what ever you have said must be a lie.
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1:40 am
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS EVIL!!!!!!
Um…maybe you uneducated morans never thought of this, but why do you think Bill Gates named his company Apple? Duh… It should be obvious if you’ve ever read your bible. The apple held the forbidden knowledge that Eve ate (thanks, strumpet!) and cursed mankind forever. Now he creates the sinbox and names it Apple because their is so much porn on it everywhere. I don’t know if you know this (I mentioned it earlier) but a new study shows that 45% of people using computers at any time are watching people go to the bathroom! That’s sick. Bill Gates is a naughty, dangerous homovert who should be ashamed of himself.
Even though I think your all acting like a bunch of bagel-throwing snapdragons by being so mean to us christians on this board — I will still pray for your souls.
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2:03 am
bill gates company is called microsoft apple is his biggets contestant on the market.
also where did you get the numbers form that study? your ass? here’s another new study: 99 % of christians are retardet monkies.
fact is windows have little to nothing to do with acses to the internet and therefor aswell have nothing to with any porn people may be watching. you don’t see me going around blameing trees for christianity(you knwo because the bible is written on paper made from trees)
and please stop praying for my soul. i fear you are hurting it.
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8:26 pm
You fool… If you read the bible, you’d know it never says the forbidden fruit was an apple…
Way to go, genius…
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4:35 pm
No… 3% or less of Christians are stupid.
On the other hand, 100% of the editors on this website are sadly ignorant.
I’m truly sorry you think this filth is what true Christianity teaches….
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8:53 pm
wow bill gates and computers are realy evil . then why the fuck are you and you bible bashing mates on here why dont you call for them all to be burnt like you one eyed idiots have done with so many bad an goddly books over the years
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6:15 pm
Oh, you mean Greek mythology, not Christianity. So your’e pagan?
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5:50 pm
“Glod Bless America!”
I would say spelling god wrong would be blasphemy and what makes the US so special compared to other countries when it’s not even mentioned in the bible.
“My White Christian American friends,”
That should be changed to My fellow KKK friends.
I think you need a education higher then 1st grade shat then you mightn’t sound like such an idiot.
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6:00 pm
You are a caluminous scurvy-valiant vassal.
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Is that all you got shat I guess I was right about you not having a education higher then 1st grade.
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4:33 am
“zombiejesus” I think your comments were completely and utterly accurate, the editors and writers on this despicable site that makes me feel sick that im in the same religion as some racist,insulting and homophobic fucks on this website.
Shame_full your opening line “My white christian friends”, what is that supposed to mean? Are you inferring that people of a different race or skin color have no place in Christianity or are simply wrong?
You are disgraceful.
Sincerely, the guy who likes to make idiots shut up
ps- IF YOU HAVENT REALIZED CHRISTWIRE IS NOT DOING SHIT AND NO ONE BUT IDIOTS AND RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS AND PURISTS (fuck heads) TAKE SERIOUSLY.
cy’all
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6:48 pm
And what operating software is everyone using to post and surf here? Some people are just plain stupid.
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6:57 pm
Firefox on Linux, Dingleberry Rex.
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12:29 am
if you can run a PC on nothing but firefox i’ll be fucking impressed. oh and btw i can find just as much porn if not more with firefox than on my normal conection so try again.
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9:01 pm
look, christianity is all very good, but you guys have taken it a bit far. yes bill gates is donating to non faith charities, but the important part is the actual charity. you guys need to realise that god made all men equal, not all men equal but white christian americans more equal. so stop being racist, homophobic and other prejudices and learn to love thy neighbor.
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9:05 pm
also you shouldnt seek to punish bill gates with violence, as this was not any gods intention, he is making the world alot better, something you seem to be apposed to
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11:32 pm
Well excuse meeee if some of us still believe in the old fire and brimstone. We haven’t been liberalized like the rest of the homogays and jerkbombers who are posting on here. I think you might need to read your bible again. It clearly says that Jesus is kind and merciful…unless you are a sinner like Bill “the baby hater” Gates, and then you deserve to be tortured for eternity. Some of us take the bible literately. Some of us want to make it all touchy feely and feel good. Those people have a hot and spicy surprise waiting for them at the end of their lives. And all of us real christians will be laughing and gloating and singing the praises of the one Lord Almighty while you sinners and psuedo-christians roast in the merciful fires for eternally!
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12:21 am
so you came to the conclusion that the way to be mercyfyl is to murder everyone disagreeing with you?
no actually as your perfectly said it you folow the path of fire and brimstone straight into hell on earth. good job on desrtoying the world you misrable little twat.
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9:02 pm
firefox or Linux ?? Linux I could said Yes
but firefox is just a web navigator you use under mac/microsoft or Linux
I have Firefox yet I use Microsoft because Microsoft windows is NOT a web navigator
and by the way microsoft didn’t invented Internet actually his first Microsoft windows was unable to go on internet
if you would have been Intelligent you would have said Apple or Linux now you will be Intelligent but still Linux has the smallest part of the three microsoft windows has the Biggest part but I should not have told you this History
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12:25 pm
I said Firefox ON Linux, you churlish full-gorged flax-wench. Apparently you are rather slow, so I will spell it out for you: I USE FIREFOX AS MY INTERNET BROWSER ON A LINUX MACHINE. I do not use software or machines by the evil Microsoft or the Homogay Apple, as the author of that particular post seemed to think was the case.
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3:26 pm
you do know that Linux is created by atheist ? same goes with Firefox ? and by the way Linux is the elss used of the three and by the way what is the type of your computer ???
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1:00 am
shameful,
I thank God for you. You are willing to speak what Christianaity is about. Screw those people who don’t agree with us. Let em burn in Hell. Can’t they see what is front of their faces. I agree with you that we should call them names and belittle them, after all, we are better than they are. And if we see sonething one way, then by heavens, that’s the way it should be. In fact we should say “Follow my God and my thoughts because I am better than you. You can’t think any other way than what I tell you to think. My God loves me more than he loves you because I say so. You poopyheads.”
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3:09 am
Woof I just changed computer because the other one wasn’t working anymore and it’s running on 7 and I have to say it’s great. Good OS, stability, compatibility with older software…but I still have to find this “God Mode”.
As fas as I know, the God Mode is just a cheat used by casual videogamers that don’t want to die during their gaming time. Is there a way to unlock this mode on 7? I’m really curious.
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12:33 pm
Not that I would normally condone encouraging usage of such a sinful feature, seeing as you are a no-good feminesbian who is more-or-less beyond redemption anyway due to your stubborn insistence on denying the power and love of God, I will point out that perhaps if you followed the link at the bottom of the article you would have already had this question answered. Once again you have proven why women are not qualified to use the internet.
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12:50 pm
It was meant to be ironic. BTW I tried and nothing happened. No God Mode. I wonder why…maybe it’s the italian version that doesn’t have this feature…
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1:06 pm
Or maybe you are just not qualified to use a computer.
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1:22 pm
I don’t need a friggin degree to maek CTRL C then CTRL V on a folder, thank you.
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1:40 pm
Who said anything about needing a degree? I just stated the fact that, being a woman, you are obviously not able to handle all the facets of using computerfied technology.
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2:11 pm
Well, considering that you believe you’re out of “evil” Microsoft reach using Linux and Firefox and other softwares not developed by Microsoft you need to know that Linux was developed by a Finnish young man using the same kernel and the same core of Windows 3.1 and all the versions developed in the subsequent years were all based on the same kind of programming codes and strings of Windows. This is why most of programs, softwares and libraries of drivers work both on Windows and Linux, even if they were supposed to be used in Windows ambient.
Now I presume you don’t even know what a Kernel is..
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2:28 pm
The fact that you continue to talk about corn in a discussion about computers only further proves my point.
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2:39 pm
The fact that you can’t even spell your own language gives me the creeps.
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2:54 pm
What the fiddle-stick are you talking about now? Seriously, sweetheart, you need to stop snorting pot already, it is making you even dumber than your natural feminisbianity already makes you.
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3:33 pm
you wnat to prove you point by Insulting people and being sexist wow seriously yo0u should have been put to death already I wodner why you are not oh yeah because you are Hiding behind a computer who believe it’s an evil design why you don’t throw out your computer outside as well ?
like my friend edge explained, without windows, Linux would not have existed and kernel is Not a corn by the way
SO I guess Thanks to WINDOWS for Linux right ? oh and firefox use the same pattern and component as internet explorer or netscape but I guess you didn’t know that Neither since you seems very much stupid
shameful_truth : I use linux and you use microsoft or homogay apple bla bla bla
weird enough that Microsoft and Apple help the american economy you what do you do about your own country economy ? praying to God ?
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4:38 pm
Wow. You are just a hole new breed of stupid, aint ya?
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4:47 pm
takes one to know one shameful.
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5:57 pm
I’m running windows 7 right now, and i had no idea about the Godmode thing, Thanks for showing it! :3 It’s really useful.
I hope i don’t grow old and go THAT kind of insane. I’d like to be the crazy old man that everyone likes :3
Oh, and if computers make you gay, see ya’ at the gay bar, shat
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4:48 am
@Shameful: If I write “kernel” or “core” and you read “corn” well, I have all the rights to doubt yout mental faculties and knowledge of the english language.
@Matt: I tried the procedure as written in the article but it really doesn’t work…maybe it’s a feature removed from the Italian version…Do you use the Home Premium Editin or another one?
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3:30 pm
Get off the internet if you think it is a “sinbox”, you simple minded creature. Why did you create this website if you claim that the internet is a sin? Long live technology and… get some logic!
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3:36 pm
Sometimes the only way to combat evil is to dive head-first into the maw of the beast so that you can destroy it from within.
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4:33 pm
but you aren’t destorying anything from within.
you are rushing into the center of the enemys camp with the foolproof plan of calling them all assholes and then hopeing that either god will destory them or the reienforcments will arive out of the sheer luck that i’d turn out that most of the enemy army is for some arbitary reason on your side.
if you were in the lead of any major war the outcome would be sealed before hand since there is abesloutly no strategy or planing involded in your “attacks”
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6:03 pm
You stupid o=3 get with the picture.
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9:42 am
Bill Gates is a coniving rat, who stole pretty much everything he has. He sold dos to IBM before he owned it, which he gained by screwing over fellow ultranerd Tim Paterson. He then went on to rip off windows from Apple, which was really easy because Jobs is a space cadet, who gave them access to pretty much everything they had developed.
Depending upon your own value system you can go one of two ways on your opinion of Gates and one is that he’s an incredible business man, who amassed a huge fortune from virtually nothing, so what if he bent a few rules, nothing ever stuck on him in civil court, or he’s basically a cut-throat who stopped at nothing to gain what he has and is therefore a douchebag.
I vote douchebag.
Oh and he’s no more evil than the rest of us.
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1:10 pm
see? this is the REAL way to talk about stuff like this. as a matter of fact i’ll say that the only wrong thing is that there’s only 2 ways to see him. there’s infinite numbers of grey areas in between those 2 places. and this goes for everyone. nobody is evil or wrong. EVER! it’s all a matter of perspective. like you said what you think of gates is all about your openion of how a person should act. i personally belive he’s a genious to get as far as he did but i’m also of the belif that he’s a jackass for doing what he did to get there. i do not belive however it was wrong of him to do it because even if he didn’t do it somebody else would have.
i’m not saying that just because some people do it everyone should. but this isn’t a perfect world and i’m not gonna cry just because a few people get screwed over once in a whille. if i’m the one at the reciveing end sure i’ll be pissed.but i’ll also acsept it. but at the same time i’m not afraid of being the one screwing somebody else over either if i get the oportunity.
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4:27 am
“Bill Gates is a coniving rat, who stole pretty much everything he has. He sold dos to IBM before he owned it, which he gained by screwing over fellow ultranerd Tim Paterson”
No, he bought the rights to QDOS from Seattle Computer Products.
“He then went on to rip off windows from Apple, which was really easy because Jobs is a space cadet, who gave them access to pretty much everything they had developed.”
Partially right. There was an agreement that allowed Microsoft to borrow graphical elements from the Mac OS (which is widely believed to have been plagiarised from a Xerox OS, but that’s another story). In fact, Apple went so far as to attempt to sue Microsoft for using graphical elements, but the case was thrown out because of this agreement.
“Depending upon your own value system you can go one of two ways on your opinion of Gates and one is that he’s an incredible business man, who amassed a huge fortune from virtually nothing, so what if he bent a few rules, nothing ever stuck on him in civil court, or he’s basically a cut-throat who stopped at nothing to gain what he has and is therefore a douchebag.
I vote douchebag.”
Yeah, no. Without Microsoft, I very much doubt computers would be where they are today. Mac OS 7 did not have features that Windows NT 4.0\95 had at the time (pre-emptive multitasking key amongst them, which you can read more about on Wikipedia).
“Oh and he’s no more evil than the rest of us.”
Exactly right. Except for Steve Jobs. He really is evil.
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1:59 pm
christwire.org
This is my first time on this site. I must say that none of these discussions sound like they’re coming from Christians. For the most part they are crass, insensitive, and sarcastic. Hardly the Christian virtues of Galatians 5:22,”But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.”
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12:23 pm
Wow, the jig is up. Who would’ve thunk that this whole site was satirical? Thank you so much for enlightening us nescient commoners with your infinite wisdom, oh wise one!
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1:54 pm
I would like to extend a huge “thank you” to the people who just don’t get it. You guys make me happy. Keep being you.
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10:49 pm
I’ll second that. Seriously, the people who “don’t get it” boost my self-esteem on a daily basis by just making me feel so much smarter.
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12:08 pm
HAHAHAHA
at the risk of sounding like a bagel-throwing snapdragon . . . this entire website is hilarious. props to some of the greatest trolls i’ve ever seen on the net.
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8:23 pm
Actually, It’s called All-Tasks. It was people all over the ‘internets’ that have it that name. Oh, and it’s been around since Windows Vista.
Do your research, guys…
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8:53 pm
Still spamming us, Shameful?
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9:03 pm
Hey Steve!
Mind if I call you that?
Actually, I was just giving some useful, constructive information for people reading these articles.
It’s nice to see I’ve already started getting some street fred after only a day
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9:03 pm
Hey Steve!
Mind if I call you that?
Actually, I was just giving some useful, constructive information for people reading these articles.
It’s nice to see I’ve already started getting some street cred after only a day
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1:27 am
Dude, why do you think that Kafata is shameful_truth?
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9:58 am
hey fuck you dirty christians and your5e imaginary god !!hail satan!!
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10:01 am
first of all, what is a christian, second of all, i love bill gates and bow to him everyday, I have an entire room in my house dedicated to him, but anyway let’s get back to christians, so yeah…. trollls@@!Q#@$QWfyudshfdsgdsakhdgakagdjsag
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11:48 pm
lmao Obviously satirical.
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9:05 am
Hail satan I be bowing to bill gates with my pants off everyday. I be jackin to his pictures everyday on the internet ftw, who doesn’t like bill gates hells yeahhhhh, but anyway I’m bored and i need a life someone help me please =’(((((
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11:07 am
Really, I lol at this. This is the biggest crap I have ever seen. “God” (i typed it with a capital G so you wouldnt flame me for being satanic and harrasing “he who does not exist”) did not create us. The big bang did. You can say he created the big bang, there I cant stop ya but I can say that IF God created us, then why did he let us become carnivors?
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1:02 am
shameful,
I thank God for you. You are willing to speak what Christianaity is about. Screw those people who don’t agree with us. Let em burn in Hell. Can’t they see what is front of their faces. I agree with you that we should call them names and belittle them, after all, we are better than they are. And if we see sonething one way, then by heavens, that’s the way it should be. In fact we should say “Follow my God and my thoughts because I am better than you. You can’t think any other way than what I tell you to think. My God loves me more than he loves you because I say so. You poopyheads.”
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7:51 pm
This site has to be a poe. That is the only thing that explains it.
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9:24 pm
Well, yeah! What christian site would have atheist links on the right hand side?
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8:03 pm
If Apple and Microsoft, as well as the Internet are evil, the why do you such good, wholesome, and “Christian” people have an Internet sight?
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8:44 pm
First of all! Bill Gates donates millions of dollars to charities. Second of all! If the internet is so evil why did you make a web site.
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12:36 pm
Man, I love you. This is truly the greatest example of Poe’s Law I’ve ever seen. And it’s worked. Kudos, brother!
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6:36 pm
“…drug-addicted prostitutes dying in the gutters of Lower Manhattan hallucinating about flying pink elephants and 20-foot, fire-breathing gerbils dancing in tu-tus to music from The Nutcracker Suite, written by champion of the homogay movement, Ludwig Sebastian Tchaikovsky.”
Oddly specific
Talking from experience there?
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2:11 am
YOU MORON!!!!!!
THERE IS NO ONE NAMED LUDWIG SEBASTIAN TCHAIKOVSKY!!!!!! PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!! I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO READ ANYMORE!!!!!!
Real composers were:
Ludwig von Beethoven
Johann Sebastian Bach
Pytor Ilyich Tchaikovsky
You combined them into 1 person, you are 100% without a doubt, an idiot!
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9:20 pm
Funny, funny stuff. This guy, Billings, is a comedy king.
Is he trying to point out the flaws in christianity or atheism or both? I think both. He lets each side dig its own hole by them replying passionately to his clearly comical article. Their replies are full of bad arguments, picking on comical points like “But I digest” and not realising “Ludwig Sebastian Tchaikovsky” is comic gold.
I can’t wait for the day where his articles are referenced externally by Fox News or some other ignorant christian organisation. Many lol’s on that day, I’m sure. Or even atheist rebuttal on youtube or something would be hilarious.
HAHA! I just noticed that in “Most Delivered” at the bottom of this page, there is “I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People – 8,244,335 views”. Classic!
Well played, Billings, well played.
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9:22 pm
Ah, Poe’s law. Nice!
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3:18 am
Lol, this is the greatest, for a while i thought you guys were serious about all your stupid bullshit, but i realized, you arguments are too fucking stupid.
UP THE IRONS NIGGA! AND LONG LIVE COMEDY
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10:18 pm
I just realized that this site is just parody and satire, and the guy posting this stuff is actually making fun of the fundamentalist right wing nut-jobs while having a good laugh on us for being outraged by what he says.
Well played, sport. Well played.
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10:36 pm
welcome to the club jojo.
hugs!!! your one of us now lol
here have some pizza!
and dont feed the trolls – even tho its quite obvious if u spend some time here – many of them still think its real
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5:41 pm
Halleluah! I feel the truth rising and the sinners are on the run from our growing rage! Now let us pray…Lord. We stand in your glory of white light and thank you for creating us in color sufficient to give us insight to your wants.Please send more idiots like us.
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5:45 pm
er…to us for your glorification.Amen!
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2:02 am
The saddest part about this is that these aren’t trolls!
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