Chinese People Declare War on America

Amber
• ChristWire
January 31, 2010 7:54 am29 comments

The Chinese dragon has awoken and it yearns to bring war to America. As we speak billions of Chinese have awoken today with inexplicable rage and a desire to devour each and every American dead.

Fellow citizens, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I know you feel the same way too.

As we speak, their leader prepares the make war dances of their vicious cultures. Just like they did before they attacked our young men on a day of infamy, the Chinese have pledged deathvows to their Buddhan idols and prepare to dive bomb our cities and buildings with whatever necessary to bring destruction, even theirselves.

The Chinese population numbers in the billions and Bill Clinton betrayed us by giving them our God ordained nuclear technology. Now they unveil their nukes and make threats.

Let us pray that the Chinese are struck down by God. We have the means to defeat these vile people in war just like last time, but it will come at great cost to our allies in between here and there. Obama is also in office and will betray us, just like Clinton.

Let us pray God keeps these menaces at bay until 2012, when we get another real man — maybe Jeb Bush — in office.

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29 Comments

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is classic Amber fail at its best trying to say that the chinese are trying to claim “war” on America. This is why i 50% of America is full of retards China as you should know is one of the leading distributers in the world for a lot and i mean a lot!! of products that we use today hense why you see on a lot of your products with the term “made in china” Amber just keep bringing on the fail it always brings a smile to my face and makes be burst into tears with laughter christianity is a joke and always will be

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  • i’m sorry but i thought this site claimed to be a news site. allright there’s far more cultural bullshit but even that i’ll let slide. but this? this is simply unfounded racesim. yes amber you are a racsist. just because you say you’re not doesn’t change that fact.
    here’s another fact to correct:”I know you feel the same way too.” the truth is i don’t. i do not fear the chinese so that further proves you are full of shit.

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  • are you aware that de picture shows Japanese texts, not Chinese? Americans dont have bases in China, you know..

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  • “Fellow citizens, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I know you feel the same way too.”

    No, we don’t feel the same way.

    “Just like they did before they attacked our young men on a day of infamy”

    Amber, please kill yourself.

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  • Lol first Those people are Japanese and they said to get your U.S ASS out of their NATION they didnt even fucking declare war on USA stupid paranoid slut

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  • Oh wow… racist much. I take much offense to this as a Chinese-American… Let’s put it this way, you are a real racist SOB and clearly have no idea and no concrete basis to make such outlandish claims. I think it’s people like you who destroy the meaning of America and ruin society for the rest of us who have actual heads on our shoulders. Please, just stop… do you even have an education? Have you even left the comfort of your home, you poor sheltered child.

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  • Existentialism

    You are obviously a very stupid woman. You can not be afraid of a race, and NOT Be racist. You blame atrocities on them that they did not do learn to read a fucking histry book.

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  • oh and the second pcis look like a Museum :)

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  • Amber,

    I hate to be the one who tells you this but not only are youa racist, I would also consider you a mis-informed bigot. The images shown are clearly not Chinese. Please also at least pretend to address the issue of your ignorence before typing something and read a history book before reducing your readers IQ further.

    Because you don’t seem to even have a basic understanding of the religion that you are trying to hide behind, let me explain something to you. Christianity teaches that you should treat others as you would have them treat you. To state that nuclear weaponry is in any way ordained by God is quite honestly the most unbelievable thing I have ever read. Please show when/ where a priest carried out a ceremony ordaining the nuclear weapons for America.

    Please stop writing until you have a grasp not only of the religion that you are pretending to represent but also a comprehensive understanding of current affairs that are not tinged with racist ignorence.

    I (and someone else) would appreciate you answering the questions raised above.

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  • I can’t.. AHHH I CAN’T HANDLE THE STUPIDTY OF THIS POST!!!!

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  • They scare me too Amber.

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    • Why?
      Because we’re more intelligent?
      Because we speak a language you can never hope to Speak properly?
      because we have slanted eyes?
      Because we have black hair?
      Because we’re short?
      The only person you should be afraid of is the president.
      Most of China hates him.
      So if you should fear anyone, fear the president, but don’t bring the rest of the country into this.
      Asshole.

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  • Amber –

    You’re a dope.

    LT

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  • If God ordained nuclear technology exclusively for the U.S., why would He let a pudgy mortal like Bill Clinton give it away? That makes no sense.

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  • Just for the Craic

    “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist”

    I loved that one. What’s next? “I’m not a rapist but get in the fucking van”
    “I’m not a criminal but put the money in the bag or I’ll shoot”

    Bloody crazy…

    “I know you feel the same way too.”

    And what the bloody hell is this? Don’t tell me how I feel, you racist cunt. You don’t know me.

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  • Amber, did you actually manage to pass the 4th grade or have you been stuck there your entire life? The Japanese attacked the United States on Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. In fact, the Chinese were American allies during WWII. You ARE a racist. Die in a fire.

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  • Buddha is about peace you uneducated racist bigot.
    The famous words of the Dalai Lama “There has never been a war in Buddha’s name”
    much unlike the protestants, fought against the catholics, and with the catholics as the predecessors, they murdered endless numbers of people simply because they were not christian.
    The did not swear war vows.
    Now shut the fuck up you uneducated, racist whore.

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  • OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should sue you! How can you not like chinese people and not be racist????? The only person i dont like is you. You are so mean. go to hell

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  • Amber THE best example of a racist bigoted idiot. Have you never heard the saying “It’s better to sit in the corner looking stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!”

    Every time you post a so called article on here you make yourself look to be THE most stupid, out of what is to be honest, a very stupid bunch. I’m not even going to contest any of your ‘arguments’ as they contest themselves by their very idiocy, far better than anyone else could do it. And to think the American education system is one that is looked up to…. well, you are on a one person crusade to prove that it is not as good as all that.

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  • Please tell me this site is a spin-off of cracked.com! XD

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  • Zwein : Please don’t give it away !

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  • Chinese person, not offended, but laughing at your stupidity

    Fuck, how the hell did Amber know of our secret plans??? Our women must have given it away whilst having an orgy with some Christian white man!!111

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  • Hi, I am oversea Chinese, known as Malaysian Chinese in Malaysia. I do not know what you terrified of China but you more sounded like racist and condemning the Chinese people rather then their leader. What Chinese people ever did to you which makes you want to kill us all? Did we killed your whole family and ancestors?

    I can feel your fear US will lose the spotlight in the world but not only China one day will take over the place, rising India is racing towards that. So how? India people is declaring war too? If you condemn the leader, we are ok. If you condemn us, the Chinese people, you are immature. Who do not want to live in luxury life? Only US people can enjoy this? HELLO! All the people including African want that too! Who do not want HIGH GDP? Even African want it too!

    Think properly before you speak. Freedom of speech is good but must be used with responsible.

    CKS

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  • Oh ya, forgot to tell you this.

    The black and white picture posted is not good in Chinese cultures. Only this kind of picture will appears in the FUNERAL. I mean Chinese FUNERAL which it is resembling the dead people for the visitors to mourn.

    Want to laugh at our such cultures? Go ahead. I do not mind but I just want to speak out the truth. Perhaps I should mourn…for you here.

    CKS

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  • This is why I will never for conservatives in near future election (many of the new “conservatives” are so clueless about world politics and think they know what they are doing, yet they lack the most basic fact about the world…as represented by Sarah Palin, who want to interfered in Korea and can’t even distinguish whether the North or South is the U.S. ally)…

    and let me say I am rather disturbed that this blog is called Christwire because as someone with a christian upbringing, I am disturbed that the blogger called himself/herself a follower of Christ, yet preaches violence on others based on baseless libels.

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  • Yes the Chinese are very powerful, but like all around the world there are good people and bad people. U wanna blame some 1 for genetic minipulation blame the government, Which OURS does it too. see the fact is a statement like this is not a statement of christianity. She talks above about china having nukes… weapons of mass destruction… Be AFRAID!!! lol stfu and relize just about everyone has nukes and there are bad poeple everywhere. but the real weapon of mass destruction was spread by Jesus.. The ultimate weapon of Love. its the only 1 thing that can change some 1 besides yourself. quit spreading terror on a Christian site. Looks retarded for American Christian People. BTW guys Not all Americans or Christians are retarded. Thank you for reading

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  • Wow your getting under alot fire for this post..

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  • Marcela Achcar

    “The Chinese population numbers in the billions and Bill Clinton betrayed us by giving them our God ordained nuclear technology”

    Well said, sister Amber! These godless Chinese people are playing with God’s true chosen nation. But as the Lord said: “It’s mine to revenge, I’ll repay”, we shall fear not, because our Savior is at our side and He will crush the dragon’s read, who is The Beast and also one of the most common Chinese symbol(so you can see how satanic the Chinese people are).

    I’ll pray for them, so the Lord may have mercy upon them.

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