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Chinese People Declare War on America

January 31, 2010 by Amber  
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  • The Chinese dragon has awoken and it yearns to bring war to America. As we speak billions of Chinese have awoken today with inexplicable rage and a desire to devour each and every American dead.

    Fellow citizens, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I know you feel the same way too.

    As we speak, their leader prepares the make war dances of their vicious cultures. Just like they did before they attacked our young men on a day of infamy, the Chinese have pledged deathvows to their Buddhan idols and prepare to dive bomb our cities and buildings with whatever necessary to bring destruction, even theirselves.

    The Chinese population numbers in the billions and Bill Clinton betrayed us by giving them our God ordained nuclear technology. Now they unveil their nukes and make threats.

    Let us pray that the Chinese are struck down by God. We have the means to defeat these vile people in war just like last time, but it will come at great cost to our allies in between here and there. Obama is also in office and will betray us, just like Clinton.

    Let us pray God keeps these menaces at bay until 2012, when we get another real man — maybe Jeb Bush — in office.

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    22 Responses to “Chinese People Declare War on America”
    1. yuske says:

      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is classic Amber fail at its best trying to say that the chinese are trying to claim “war” on America. This is why i 50% of America is full of retards China as you should know is one of the leading distributers in the world for a lot and i mean a lot!! of products that we use today hense why you see on a lot of your products with the term “made in china” Amber just keep bringing on the fail it always brings a smile to my face and makes be burst into tears with laughter christianity is a joke and always will be

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    2. Jazze says:

      i’m sorry but i thought this site claimed to be a news site. allright there’s far more cultural bullshit but even that i’ll let slide. but this? this is simply unfounded racesim. yes amber you are a racsist. just because you say you’re not doesn’t change that fact.
      here’s another fact to correct:”I know you feel the same way too.” the truth is i don’t. i do not fear the chinese so that further proves you are full of shit.

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    3. chinaats says:

      are you aware that de picture shows Japanese texts, not Chinese? Americans dont have bases in China, you know..

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    4. Claire says:

      “Fellow citizens, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I know you feel the same way too.”

      No, we don’t feel the same way.

      “Just like they did before they attacked our young men on a day of infamy”

      Amber, please kill yourself.

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    5. Millenium says:

      Lol first Those people are Japanese and they said to get your U.S ASS out of their NATION they didnt even fucking declare war on USA stupid paranoid slut

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    6. JCDL412 says:

      Oh wow… racist much. I take much offense to this as a Chinese-American… Let’s put it this way, you are a real racist SOB and clearly have no idea and no concrete basis to make such outlandish claims. I think it’s people like you who destroy the meaning of America and ruin society for the rest of us who have actual heads on our shoulders. Please, just stop… do you even have an education? Have you even left the comfort of your home, you poor sheltered child.

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    7. Existentialism says:

      You are obviously a very stupid woman. You can not be afraid of a race, and NOT Be racist. You blame atrocities on them that they did not do learn to read a fucking histry book.

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    8. Millenium says:

      oh and the second pcis look like a Museum :)

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    9. Freckles says:

      Amber,

      I hate to be the one who tells you this but not only are youa racist, I would also consider you a mis-informed bigot. The images shown are clearly not Chinese. Please also at least pretend to address the issue of your ignorence before typing something and read a history book before reducing your readers IQ further.

      Because you don’t seem to even have a basic understanding of the religion that you are trying to hide behind, let me explain something to you. Christianity teaches that you should treat others as you would have them treat you. To state that nuclear weaponry is in any way ordained by God is quite honestly the most unbelievable thing I have ever read. Please show when/ where a priest carried out a ceremony ordaining the nuclear weapons for America.

      Please stop writing until you have a grasp not only of the religion that you are pretending to represent but also a comprehensive understanding of current affairs that are not tinged with racist ignorence.

      I (and someone else) would appreciate you answering the questions raised above.

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    10. ._. says:

      I can’t.. AHHH I CAN’T HANDLE THE STUPIDTY OF THIS POST!!!!

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    11. Bruhman says:

      They scare me too Amber.

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      • Brianna says:

        Why?
        Because we’re more intelligent?
        Because we speak a language you can never hope to Speak properly?
        because we have slanted eyes?
        Because we have black hair?
        Because we’re short?
        The only person you should be afraid of is the president.
        Most of China hates him.
        So if you should fear anyone, fear the president, but don’t bring the rest of the country into this.
        Asshole.

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    12. Leigh says:

      Amber –

      You’re a dope.

      LT

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    13. mutantdog says:

      If God ordained nuclear technology exclusively for the U.S., why would He let a pudgy mortal like Bill Clinton give it away? That makes no sense.

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    14. Just for the Craic says:

      “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist”

      I loved that one. What’s next? “I’m not a rapist but get in the fucking van”
      “I’m not a criminal but put the money in the bag or I’ll shoot”

      Bloody crazy…

      “I know you feel the same way too.”

      And what the bloody hell is this? Don’t tell me how I feel, you racist cunt. You don’t know me.

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    15. Anon says:

      Amber, did you actually manage to pass the 4th grade or have you been stuck there your entire life? The Japanese attacked the United States on Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. In fact, the Chinese were American allies during WWII. You ARE a racist. Die in a fire.

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    16. Brianna says:

      Buddha is about peace you uneducated racist bigot.
      The famous words of the Dalai Lama “There has never been a war in Buddha’s name”
      much unlike the protestants, fought against the catholics, and with the catholics as the predecessors, they murdered endless numbers of people simply because they were not christian.
      The did not swear war vows.
      Now shut the fuck up you uneducated, racist whore.

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    17. Bob says:

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should sue you! How can you not like chinese people and not be racist????? The only person i dont like is you. You are so mean. go to hell

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    18. hotdog says:

      Amber THE best example of a racist bigoted idiot. Have you never heard the saying “It’s better to sit in the corner looking stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!”

      Every time you post a so called article on here you make yourself look to be THE most stupid, out of what is to be honest, a very stupid bunch. I’m not even going to contest any of your ‘arguments’ as they contest themselves by their very idiocy, far better than anyone else could do it. And to think the American education system is one that is looked up to…. well, you are on a one person crusade to prove that it is not as good as all that.

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    19. Zwein says:

      Please tell me this site is a spin-off of cracked.com! XD

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    20. Renaud says:

      Zwein : Please don’t give it away !

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    21. Chinese person, not offended, but laughing at your stupidity says:

      Fuck, how the hell did Amber know of our secret plans??? Our women must have given it away whilst having an orgy with some Christian white man!!111

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