Fire In Houston Blamed on Inflatable Gorilla
God hates evolution. This time he proved this fact by burning down a building that had an inflatable gorilla on top.
Houston firefighters responded to a fire call, where they say an out-of-control inflatable gorilla caused a rooftop blaze at a local shopping center.
Gorilla monkeys are the universal symbol of evolution and scientists always wag these beasts in the face of God to upset him with their crazy theories.
The store-owners have hopefully learned their lesson from this little display by God. This time he caused only minor fire damage, but next time may make the entire store explode with just a snap of his fingers.
Source – KHOU-TV
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5:23 am
i giant gorilla on top of a building…NO ABE YOU MISUNDERSTOD GOD!!! he just hates king kong.
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4:57 pm
So because its a monkey god hates it? does that mean he hates me 2? OMG ABE TURNED ME INTO AN ATHIEST!
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