God Hates Lady Gaga (picture evidence)

Abe
• ChristWire
January 2, 2010 1:04 am28 comments

In this picture our good Christian friend Megan Phelps has created a sign which proves how God hates Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga created sinful music which causes Satan to enter the bodey of listeners and then turn gay. It is no secret that Lady Gaga made headlines when it was speculated it was a veil boy.

Make no mistake that all musicians who help Satan corrupt the innocent have a place reserved on hell’s boundless grills.

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28 Comments

  • Who cares?

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  • ehmmm i’m sorry but how do that sign prove anything? it’s a statement not conclusive proof….seriously you act like it’s imposible to write a lie.

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  • Though they are a bit liberal I’m happy we have people like the Phelps and their Westboro Baptist Church. They are a good counter to dangerous extremist liberals like Michael Moore, Barack Obama and Jon Stewart.

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  • err first westboro church are not liberal they are just a bunch of stupid people like you and Hopefully they don’t actually have “power” over any human because it,s would have been a disaster

    Oh and by the way lady gaga is a Female just let’s you know

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  • “Lady Gaga created sinful music which causes Satan to enter the bodey of listeners and then turn gay.”
    BODEY
    lol
    sounds like whatever you listened to turns you into a retard.

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  • “Lady Gaga created sinful music which causes Satan to enter the bodey of listeners and then turn gay.”
    BODEY
    lol
    It sounds like whatever you listened to turned you into a retard.

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  • Existentialism

    Uhm you idiots realize that The Westbro Baptist Church hate America, and everyone else right?

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  • and actually if we become Gay with a sexy girl like her there is a Problem :P

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  • This site is satire, SATIRE, why can’t anyone get that?
    In the beginning it was questionable due to some content placed on here, but the writers seem to be finding their place on what’s good, and this site is damn hilarious now. Roll with their posts, you’ll find it much more enjoyable.

    Also, before I switch back to satire-mode, Lady GaGa owns my . :D

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  • My, Oh my.

    Mr. Abe I hate to say this… well not really, but the more I read your articles the more I can’t decide what I want to do more:

    Laugh or just throw up.

    God loves us all, Mr. Abe, though he really shouldn’t. We’re all disgusting sinners including me, you, and Lady Gaga. Despite what she sings, he will still love her the same way a parent loves their daughter. She might get in trouble every so often but that’s not going to stop him from caring.

    That sign the girl in the picture is holding up doesn’t prove anything. Which is just another way of saying we should believe everything we read… like Harry Potter for example. You wrote something against Harry Potter if I’m not mistaken. How it is… what were you words exactly;

    “very immoral and dangerous to your kids because it contains demonic themes, mature innuendo and is very bigoted against Christianity.”

    Unfortunately it is just a fictional story and will always be a fictional story which I might add has sold faster than any other book in history. J. K. Rolling’s whole perpose of writing that book was to just tell a story. It’s not like she wanted people to actually take it seriously. Just like I will never take you or any of the crap you keep writing about seriously.

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  • You think Lady Gaga is gonna make you Gay?!?!?! You’re outta your mind! She’s WAY to busy swanning around LA doing coke and methadone to be concerned with converting people to the the life of homosexuality. You’ve clearly never had a stiff cock up your ass if you think being gay is about pumping some half baked euro-disco out into the radio-waves. I suggest you get your self down to the nearest ‘club’ and indulge yourself in some heavy goodness such as, Sir Lord Baltimore, Pentagram or Captain Beyond. This shit sure gonna sort you out and stop you thinking like some stuck-up, sexually oppressed republican that’s scarred of anything with a heart beat. Do like you psychotic guitar solo’s that thrash your brain into a orgasmic frenzy? YES, of course you do. Do you like drums that feel like our God Oh mighty knocking on the door of your neglected ass?!! Course you do! Do you want bass to feel like your guts are BEGGIN’ for Gods mercy!? SHIIIIIT dude!?!?! Get with the programme! The Bible’s a pretty rad book but ebay is awesome for spending all your hard-earned capital! DAMN! I spend all day sucking dick and taking anal so I can enjoy the pleasure’s of High Tide, Jericho Jones, The Damnation Of Adam Blessing, and all kinds of other psyched-out mentalist shit! GET WITH IT DUDE – YOU”RE MENTAL.

    Ad,

    P.S – J.K Rowling is a women.

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  • fuck this page i support gays and satan lol haha! stephanie(gaga) is an amzing person and what the hell is this about satan and music you people are stupid! actuall i dont believe in satan or god or anything that has to do with religion and how the fuck would someones music turn someone gay? how do people bow down to someone thats not here all bc some stupid ass book that says “god” is real i have alot more to say but not enough time if you have a problem with what i say then fuck off lol i have to go sacrafice a lamb now hahahahah

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  • haha I laughed so hard that i almost puked.

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  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    *Reads again*

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Religion fail

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  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    ReligionFail.

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  • Oh and she is a woman. Not a man douche

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  • Wow that’s concrete evidence. What’s next, you’re going to try to convince people that aliens are going to invade earth by drawing a picture

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  • God, Megan Phelps… I’d bone the shit out of her.

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  • So, following “Abe” logic, god also hates Fred Phelps and Fred Phelps is gay. Is that what you are saying, Abe? Is that your message? If I made a sign that said “god loves gays” what would you say then? Really. This is the worst argument for a cause I have seen yet.

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  • god can’t hate, he’s too loving for that…nice topic by the way.

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  • i cant agree more w/ jessica

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  • ilovethiswebsite

    ok so i love this site bc when im hella high or just hella bored i know for a fact i can come on this website and get a good ole laugh…i just also want to say that Lady GaGa’s music has pulled me out of a serious depression her music speaks to me i love everything about her and what she stands for….all you so called “christians” should really look over your so called morals….bc this is not christianity…jesus preached to love all and forgiveness…im pretty sure he wasnt walking around jerusalem smitting gays and filthy whores…if i remember right he was fucking one…Mary magdelan…pretty funny uhh? so why dont you lay off lady gaga and if you have such an issue with her why dont you just turn off the radio or tv idiot and read something that might open your mind to the rich cultures of the world. and as far as lady gaga she has been there for me in times of struggle and need more than “Jesus” so if shes an evil whore gay lesbian devil worshiper ill be the first in line to worship with her BITCHEZZZZZZ

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  • I love lady gaga and her message to teens. She increases self-esteem in young people. I am 36, a mom, a business owner, and very spiritual. I am open-minded. Lady gaga is extremely talented. Have you seen her college performances on You Tube? She is a naturally talented performance artist. Is Jesus anti-art? No. Art makes you think and causes a response in the observer. Lady Gaga is a true artist. I think Jesus would have embraced her.

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  • Personally I don’t like Lady Gaga’s music. She sounds like she has a stutter. However, God doesn’t hate the sinner. Also, just because you write something down does not make it true. As a Geometry teacher I am seriously offended by your use of the word “prove.” You disgust me by the way your topic instills the idea in our youth that we do not need to create a logical argument but rather can say, “It is so because Megan Phelps says it is so.”

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  • God hates Abe.

    I just wrote that, it MUST be true now!

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  • wow u are 1 dumb bitch if u believe that shit
    along with the rest of this site and the creators of CHRISTIAN MINGLE
    thumbs down OOH! im sorry CON FUKCKCKIN DEMN

    GO ATHEISTS!!!

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  • wow u are 1 dumb b!tch if u believe that sh!t
    along with the rest of this site and the creators of CHRISTIAN MINGLE
    thumbs down OOH! im sorry, CON-FUCl<IN-DEMN

    GO ATHEISTS!!!

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  • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

    wtf kind of proof is that?????

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