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    Homosexuality, The Enemy Within

    January 25, 2010 3:08 am 51 comments
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    gay inside

    We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land on a tennis match, or a Brazilian soccer game and you start to think, “Well, that is one chunk of man. I wonder how he showers off all that sweat?” Or maybe it’s the Vietnamese guy at your local coffee shop who bats his tender eyelashes at you while you quiver all over from the caffeine of your Iced Venti Frappuccino and before you know it, you’re dreaming of a vacation on some hot Equatorial beach, speedos eveywhere… Or you’re sitting in the steam room of your local gym and Mr Hairy Muscles to your left lets his towel slip and you gasp for air, wishing you had some thing, any thing, to grab hold of as you fall into an uncontrollable rush of flesh-toned images which have nothing whatsoever to do with the Bible or the Jeb Bush’s candidacy in the 2012 election.

    Well, stop right there, America!!! Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin!!! Did that shock you back to reality?
    Homosexuality, that enemy of American values, is lurking within you right now. Here’s a terrifying fact: Anyone can fall prey to homosexuality at any time, even our most prestigious political and religious leaders. Just look at our prisons or Governor Andre Bauer! There are labor crews out there pushing you to this very precipice. It’s the secret plan of every homosexual in America, from your married Connecticut Lesbian and your shirtless Manhattan cat owner, to your androgynous streetcorner twink and your power bottom internet man-skank. Don’t doubt it for a second! They want you, whether it’s up close in their filthy bathroom stalls or shopping at their antique shops. They want you in their lives, copulating, corrupting and charging outrageously-priced vintage lamps on your credit cards. They see your fascinating and victorious heterosexuality and want to throw the skunky seeds of dissatisfaction all over your bare Christian chests. They live in a vicious world of fast tongues and moisturizers and can’t stand to witness the happiness of our suburban cul de sacs, the nonstop pleasures of parenting, our well-adjusted high school athletes, our mothers beaming with pride, our fathers hard at work, our idyllic political leaders, our fabulous fountain of morality! Yes, yes and yes! We shall overcome!

    gay inside

    My friends say that I’m a little too lathered up about this subject. It’s true! I am worried and upset! There is just too much homosexuality out there today. You can’t turn on the tv or walk down the street in your community without chancing upon some impure man or girl, raping you with their eyes. We Christians really aren’t making much headway against flamboyant gay marriage in our states, no matter how much more money we donate. The homosexuals will probably invade our military with Candidate Obama’s consent in the next few years. Can you imagine, our virile, handsome army soldiers, exhausted from a long day of GI Joe-style adventures, being threatened in their very own barracks by their tumescent bunkmates in the dead of night? Or trapped in the morning showers with a man pack of urgent physical needs, no women in sight and no one to stop them while the bugler calls in vain to formation? “Sorry General, the soldiers wanted to have a little soapy intimacy before fighting this war for you!” And after those horrible offenses to the senses: special gay freedoms and health care benefits, tax deductions, protections for gay speech (who can understand their high-pitched chatter anyway?), international marriage migration laws, adoption, university scholarships, the illegalization of faith-based thought, etc., etc.

    gay inside

    As moral families and good citizens, I don’t know what our future will be in the face of these very homosexual victories. Maybe it’s just time we admit publicly that we’re going to lose. Most statisticians have calculated that in a generation’s time gay marriage will be common all over the world because our youths are too lazy to care. If we accept the gathering storm (and I do love you NOM people, but why should I write checks to cover the office expenses and catered events of a lost cause, Maggie?), maybe we can prepare for it. I don’t mean with little umbrellas like DOMA. I mean by picking up and moving out of the path of this rainbow hurricane. The Pilgrims did it in Massachusetts and the Mormons in Utah. Maybe we can peel off some section of this country and leave the rest for the liberals and gays, make one place our refuge of sanity and smiles? Shouldn’t we start buying land and building the walls of our compound today? We can call it “Heterosexual’s Gate” or “The State of Stephenson” (just kidding, I’m much to humble to take the credit for this wondrous idea).

    Before I go to bed, let me kneel down and make this confession– I’m absolutely terrified of the day when this ever-growing trend of buggery shows up at my door in the shape of my friendly refrigerator repairman or a broadshouldered and insistent pastor from Argentina. I’m scared for my extraordinary manhood in the face of these lascivious and big-lipped libertines. We heterosexuals are the Grade-A meat at the gay barbeque and I, for one, do not need an engraved invitation.

    (This article was originally published in 2009, before Senator Scott Brown\’s election and the defeat of Gay “Marriage” in New York, New Jersey, Maine and elsewhere!)

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    Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

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    • you people write about the most random shit ever, lol, “homosexuality the enemy within” hahahahahaha,
      this site is good for a few laughs,

      ps- I just want to know are you guys 100% serious about everything you write up here? Because I saw an article something like “Avatar movie introduces pornography to kids”I mean, it cant be serious, whos going to take that seriously? avatar’s a kids movie, and honestly, ive been too school, and banning teenage kids from watching movies isnt going to stop them watching porn, nearly every person I know has watched porn in their teenage years,

      anyway cy’all

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    • “We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land on a tennis match, or a Brazilian soccer game and you start to think, “Well, that is one chunk of man. I wonder how he showers off all that sweat?””
      well if you’re gay or bisexual then yes.
      me? not even close but if people like what they see no alarm for me

      “Homosexuality, that enemy of American values, is lurking within you right now.”
      yeah because gay people can’t suport american values right?

      “They want you in their lives, copulating, corrupting and charging outrageously-priced vintage lamps on your credit cards.”
      those crafty bastards.they actually wanting to use capitalism? they dare to sell me a lamp?!?!? IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

      “They see your fascinating and victorious heterosexuality and want to throw the skunky seeds of dissatisfaction all over your bare Christian chests.”
      seriously where do you get these insane ideas from?

      “They live in a vicious world of fast tongues and moisturizers and can’t stand to witness the happiness of our suburban cul de sacs,”
      yes because gay people can’t be happy right?

      “the nonstop pleasures of parenting”
      you’re the ones trying to deny them this joy.

      “our well-adjusted high school athletes, our mothers beaming with pride, our fathers hard at work, our idyllic political leaders, our fabulous fountain of morality!”
      what the fuck does this even have to do woith wether or not you’re gay?

      ” Can you imagine, our virile, handsome army soldiers, exhausted from a long day of GI Joe-style adventures, being threatened in their very own barracks by their tumescent bunkmates in the dead of night?”
      no i can’t but it sounds like something you should tell your psychiatrist about he might find it intresting that you have so insanely paranoid delusions.

      “Most statisticians have calculated that in a generation’s time gay marriage will be common all over the world because our youths are too lazy to care.”
      yes it’s because we are lazy. not at all because we disagree. seriously how much of an idiot are you?

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    • “We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land on a tennis match, or a Brazilian soccer game and you start to think, “Well, that is one chunk of man. I wonder how he showers off all that sweat?””
      well if you’re gay or bisexual then yes.
      me? not even close but if people like what they see no alarm for me

      “Homosexuality, that enemy of American values, is lurking within you right now.”
      yeah because gay people can’t suport american values right?

      “They want you in their lives, copulating, corrupting and charging outrageously-priced vintage lamps on your credit cards.”
      those crafty bastards.they actually wanting to use capitalism? they dare to sell me a lamp?!?!? IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

      “They see your fascinating and victorious heterosexuality and want to throw the skunky seeds of dissatisfaction all over your bare Christian chests.”
      seriously where do you get these insane ideas from?

      “They live in a vicious world of fast tongues and moisturizers and can’t stand to witness the happiness of our suburban cul de sacs,”
      yes because gay people can’t be happy right?

      “the nonstop pleasures of parenting”
      you’re the ones trying to deny them this joy.

      “our well-adjusted high school athletes, our mothers beaming with pride, our fathers hard at work, our idyllic political leaders, our fabulous fountain of morality!”
      what the fuck does this even have to do woith wether or not you’re gay?

      ” Can you imagine, our virile, handsome army soldiers, exhausted from a long day of GI Joe-style adventures, being threatened in their very own barracks by their tumescent bunkmates in the dead of night?”
      no i can’t but it sounds like something you should tell your psychiatrist about he might find it intresting that you have so insanely paranoid delusions.

      “Most statisticians have calculated that in a generation’s time gay marriage will be common all over the world because our youths are too lazy to care.”
      yes it’s because we are lazy. not at all because we disagree. seriously how much of an idiot are you?

      “Maybe we can peel off some section of this country and leave the rest for the liberals and gays, make one place our refuge of sanity and smiles? Shouldn’t we start buying land and building the walls of our compound today?”
      fell free to do so. we won’t miss you.

      ” We heterosexuals are the Grade-A meat at the gay barbeque and I, for one, do not need an engraved invitation.”
      yes because the goal of being homosexual is to have sex with a hetrosexual right? what the hell is it with you and your delusions? you call this being humble? “NO gay man can resist me”. is it so completly insane to asmue that a gay man would like to have sex with ANOTHER gay man?

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    • You judge homosexuals, and say we have all been there. Then you rant about how evil it is. Sounds to me like you are a homosexual who is trying to deny.

      Quite frankly, having gay and lesbian friends, I find your blog incredibly offensive.

      I think you are full of shit.

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      • This is not a blog.

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        • “This is not a blog. ”

          Billings you are kidding yourself if you think this site is not a blog you should look up the definition of a blog and posting random things about groups of people you hate doesn’t make you a journalist it makes you a bigot.

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        • Main Entry: blog
          Part of Speech: n
          Definition: an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; also called Weblog, Web log
          Example: Typically updated daily, blogs often reflect the personality of the author.

          this is taken from dictionary.com
          lets check the list
          chrnonological log of thoughts published on the i9nternet. check
          typicaly updated daily. check
          blog reflect personlaity of user (eg billings) check
          this my good man is a blog and you are a blogger. DEAL WITH IT!!!!

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        • Well, I would hardly consider this to be legitimate press. So, yeah, it’s a blog. And you’re no more an investigative journalist than I am a Roman Catholic priest. In order to be an investigative journalist one actually has to actively investigate…

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    • OK, i saw some of the other posts on this site and i thought it was just the usual bigoted religious pap. After reading this, I’ve worked it out. This man is a comic genius! It takes a lot of skill AND guts to write a masterpiece of humour so subtle that most people who read it won’t even know that it’s sarcasm. Bravo!

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    • “We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land on a tennis match, or a Brazilian soccer game and you start to think, “Well, that is one chunk of man. I wonder how he showers off all that sweat?” Or maybe it’s the Vietnamese guy at your local coffee shop who bats his tender eyelashes at you while you quiver all over from the caffeine of your Iced Venti Frappuccino and before you know it, you’re dreaming of a vacation on some hot Equatorial beach, speedos eveywhere… Or you’re sitting in the steam room of your local gym and Mr Hairy Muscles to your left lets his towel slip and you gasp for air, wishing you had some thing, any thing, to grab hold of as you fall into an uncontrollable rush of flesh-toned images which have nothing whatsoever to do with the Bible or the Jeb Bush’s candidacy in the 2012 election.”

      This paragraph alone proves how we all know, Stevie, that you are gay, because guess what, WE ALL HAVE NOT BEEN THERE BEFORE. As a heterosexual male, I can honestly say that I have never had any of those thoughts regarding another man, yet if I did I would be okay enough with myself to accept my sexuality. You on the other hand….well, there’s no point in flogging a dead horse…

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      • Wow, you genuinely have some inner sexual demons that need help if you really imagine homosexual subtexts to everything you read.

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        • what? wait…waht??!?!? WHAT!?!?!?!!?
          are you honestly trying to say you find NO SEXUAL CONTENT WHAT SO EVER IN THIS: “We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land on a tennis match, or a Brazilian soccer game and you start to think, “Well, that is one chunk of man. I wonder how he showers off all that sweat?” Or maybe it’s the Vietnamese guy at your local coffee shop who bats his tender eyelashes at you while you quiver all over from the caffeine of your Iced Venti Frappuccino and before you know it, you’re dreaming of a vacation on some hot Equatorial beach, speedos eveywhere… Or you’re sitting in the steam room of your local gym and Mr Hairy Muscles to your left lets his towel slip and you gasp for air, wishing you had some thing, any thing, to grab hold of as you fall into an uncontrollable rush of flesh-toned images which have nothing whatsoever to do with the Bible or the Jeb Bush’s candidacy in the 2012 election.”???????
          what the hell is the matter with you?
          allright but in that case if there’s nothing sexual about this….then what the fuck is the problem?
          i just don’t know what to say here. it’s such a retardet way to discus that i honestly have no way to make a comeback.

          “god is real”
          “prove god is real”
          “why do you have to talk about god all the time”

          seriously the above discuision is basicly the discusion you just started billings just you started it about gays rather than god.

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    • I myself have to admit I was once tempted by the spirit of homosexuality. My school-girl friend in 9th grade kissed me and I had intense urges to go further, but I thank God for the strenght he gave me to resist that urge. I am now in healthy HETEROSEXUAL marriage with 3 children. I donate money to the “Love One Out” foundation to help the gays see the light and come to Jesus, just as I have “Won Out”.

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    • Hahahahaha! This blog, and yes it is a BLOG, is insane. I laugh wholeheartedly at your ignorance.

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    • Sweetie, you need to learn the definition of a blog. This sure as hell isn’t factual news. This is what you call an “opinion piece.”

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    • For your information: There was an ad on this website for plentyoffish.com. It is a dating website where you can select what gender you are and what gender you are looking to date. You can pick Male seeking Male. You should remove the link for your own credibility since you are against that kind of thing.

      I swear that I have seen your photo before Mr Billings, which is strange as today is the first time I have been exposed to this website or anything associated with it. I’ll have to investigate further as I am thinking that Stephenson Billings is a character you have created. I hope the man in the photo is aware that his image is being used. Especially since 99% of the comments on here are negative towards him.

      There are however two people who regularly comment, that agree with the author. Author in disguise maybe?

      I don’t know what this site is trying to achieve, so, to those getting worked up by it’s content: Stay calm. It may be real, but it may be fake. Regardless, it is a social comment that sparks debate. If the articles were not written to begin with we would not feel the need to share our distaste for the content. In fact it is lovely to hear how TOLERANT our world is becoming through everyone’s comments.

      Thank you Mr. Billings for writing something so ridiculous and controversial as it has allowed every single person that has disagreed with you, to restore my faith in human society!

      You and Sascha Baron Cohen should get together and make a movie. He is the king of controversial characters!
      Hope to see you on some kind of talk show also. I’d like to see you keep up the act on live TV!

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    • Lol, Just as I was reading this idiotic ‘artical’, there was an advert for a Gay Dating Website at the top of the screen!!!

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    • ha,this website is insanely funny

      stephenson, just a little hint, it would be a little more convincing if you didn’t use words like twink or power bottom. straight people that don’t even mind gays don’t know what those are, let alone a fundi christian. so if you want to keep people guessing as whether this is for real or satire, easy on the gay lingo, girlfriend.

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    • I would like to come up with a more eloquent response to this BLOG post, but right now, the only thing going through my head is:

      This is the most MORONIC website I have ever seen.

      I search the web for amusing websites and this one takes the cake.

      Seriously?

      Fucking idiot.

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    • This guy is so far in the closet he’s in Narnia.

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    • Short and Simple


      Some people are gay. Some people also like different foods, look different or speak a different language than you do. It’s what makes the world interesting.

      Google “reaction formation”, and then honestly ask yourself if you’re
      A) More afraid of a gay person making a pass at you someday, or
      B) More afraid that it’d happen and you’d find yourself willingly going along with it…

      Seriously, if a gay/lesbian/bi person makes a pass at you, take it as a compliment. It doesn’t mean you look or seem gay, it just means they think you’re intelligent, funny, and/or attractive.

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    • Short and simple, that’s what I call sexual harassment. Gays have no rights to hit on the same sex, by Biblical law and US law. When they do it, why is it suddenly supposed to be taken as a compliment rather than perversion?

      If a guy hit on a girl, everyone would call him a stalker or harasser but when a gay hits on a guy, we see a double standard.

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    • Stephenson Billings; you are brilliant. The problem with such frighteningly spot-on satire, however, is that the very people you lampoon are so devoid of irony that they mistake you for an ally. I wonder how many right-wing fundamentalist nutjobs go around quoting you in support of their arguments? Keep up the good work.

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    • I love how you know the gay jargon “twink” and “power bottom”
      Your Blog or how ever you want to call it is awesome. I love the hate that you bring it makes me laugh and helps show that there still are the crazy Christians out there. Keep it up! You make people not want to join or be “saved” to your religion.

      p.s. Those are some good looking guys you picked out for the pics like the ones from the movie “Not Another Gay Movie 2″

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    • BobTheChairGuy


      If this site is a joke, then congratulations, goal achieved. I am laughing my socks off.

      If, however, this site is serious, then I believe you should seek professional psychiatric care.

      Most statisticians have calculated that in a generation’s time gay marriage will be common all over the world because our youths are too lazy to care.”
      I am a 14 year old who strongly supports gay marriage in my country because I believe everyone should have the right to marriage.

      “Here’s a terrifying fact: Anyone can fall prey to homosexuality at any time, even our most prestigious political and religious leaders”
      That is not a fact. It is, if indeed the disgusting sentence deserves the title, a personal opinion.

      ” It’s the secret plan of every homosexual in America, from your married Connecticut Lesbian and your shirtless Manhattan cat owner, to your androgynous streetcorner twink and your power bottom internet man-skank. Don’t doubt it for a second! They want you, whether it’s up close in their filthy bathroom stalls or shopping at their antique shops”
      Only one word for this: Bullshit. Pure and simple, it’s bullshit. Actually I shall save myself a lot of time and say that applies to the rest of the “article” (read: blog) too.

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      • Listen my young friend, I really think 14 is far too young to be reading a Christian website about adult topics like flamboyant homosexual marriage. In today’s world, mothers should sit by their sons while they surf the internet to keep a close eye on their activities and to screen out any possible criminals or atheists. I would also suggest you try to limit your computer time to half an hour a day and spend your free time playing sports like football or studying the Children’s version of the Bible. When you’re older, you’ll see that “rights” and “freedoms” are misleading terms used by liberals in an attempt to bankrupt the economy and turn this country into Amsterdam.

        Good luck!

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        • “Listen my young friend, I really think 14 is far too young to be reading a Christian website about adult topics like flamboyant homosexual marriage.”

          On the contrary. When I was 13 I took part in Boston’s Gay Pride Parade, the guests of honor being my recently married lesbian neighbors. There was nothing inappropriate about it. At the end of the parade, we joined the after-festivities, where there was square dancing, slurpee vendors, games, informational booths, etc. It was appropriate for everyone of all ages. There were loving parents with their young children, eating cotton candy. The only thing that was inappropriate were the protesters across the street holding signs with biblical quotes, who were there for no other reason than to torment good people and to spoil the festive atmosphere (they didn’t succeed, mind you).

          “In today’s world, mothers should sit by their sons while they surf the internet to keep a close eye on their activities and to screen out any possible criminals or atheists.”

          Why mothers? Why not fathers? Oh, and please don’t group criminals and atheists together. Criminals hurt people, atheists do not. Besides, what if the mother or father who are monitoring online activities happen to be atheists? Hate to burst your bubble, but not every single person in the world is a Christian.

          “I would also suggest you try to limit your computer time to half an hour a day and spend your free time playing sports like football”

          Aren’t there enough young men in skin-tight pants for you to ogle? And what about girls? Since I doubt you are in support of girls playing football, what do you suggest girls do in their freetime to avoid the “dangers” of the internet?

          “or studying the Children’s version of the Bible.”

          Hopefully a 14 year old has graduated to the adult version of the bible. Not all teenagers were as stupid as you were, Stevie.

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        • Stephenson Billings, I don’t know where to start.You have no right to judge other’s for what they believe.You sir, are a piece of shit. Do you chug those lies that you attempt to shove down people’s throats? Did you know that the majority of people against homosexuals are closet-gay’s themselves? Have you ever stopped to look at yourself at all, you grizzly,alchoholic looking bastard.You should take a look at your own life before tampering with somebody else’s. I am agnostic. Deal with it,cockface. Does it make you mad? Do you hate me because I don’t believe what you do? U MAD??

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        • Now Stephenson, suggesting that this 14 yr old take up sports like football strictly goes against Susan B. Xenu’s recent article “SPORTS: Are they too homoerotic for your son?” where she told ChristWire’s readers that playing of football means a young man would throw themselves at other young men and they’d have to play with balls which is far to erotic for a good Christian boy. So to follow suit with your other reporters, as a good Christian, you can ONLY suggest boys spend their free time reading the bible.

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    • Oh man, comical genius.
      The extreme details in your, lol, blog make it very obvious that you yourself are a closeted homosexual.

      You should just come out already, I’m sure there’s another closeted bigot such as yourself that you could have awesome buttsex with.
      & oh man, those pictures are SEXY. They make me wanna get all up on some buff sexy man.

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    • Do you know what a REAL christian means? because honestly, I think you don’t.Reading at your blog or whatever it is, I’m really concerced, people like you spreading a message of hate and racism should be banned by the US goverment, not to mention a law. Note that I’m not talking about your non sense homophobic article, which I find quite primitive.

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    • Lou la Belle


      This can’t be for real… it has to be a spoof… No one can think like this… please tell me its a spoof… It has to be WTF!!!??? Who came up with this…

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    • Atheist POV


      Yes, it is a satire site… but almost scary because I actually have met men like Billings and Abe, in the South, who would really agree with this crap.

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    • LULZ!
      We would actually like it if the insane bigots ran away and hid in a hole somewhere. Why? 2 reasons.
      1. They are nowhere near us, the normal, kind, and free thinking individuals who just so happen to think gay is okay.
      and 2. With all of you in the same place, we are just one nuke away from getting rid of a lot of stupidity in the world.

      Jesus would be ashamed of you.

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    • AHEM. I am a thirteen-year-old girl that supports gay marriage. I have since I was seven or eight years old, really. I just recently came out of the closet as bisexual. This site…oh, god, I can’t take you seriously. At all. I’m Atheist, but it’s not like I’m evil. I’m very tolerant of other religions, as long as you don’t bash the things I believe in. This is why I became Atheist. The article above. Now, not all Christian’s are crazy homosexual-haters, because many of my friends are Christians that also support gay rights. But there are some warped versions of Christianity, where people assume that homosexuality is the devil. THAT sets me off on a rant. I’ve already started one.

      This has to be the post I laughed and raged most at:

      “Stephenson Billings says:
      April 10, 2010 at 12:19 pm
      Listen my young friend, I really think 14 is far too young to be reading a Christian website about adult topics like flamboyant homosexual marriage. In today’s world, mothers should sit by their sons while they surf the internet to keep a close eye on their activities and to screen out any possible criminals or atheists. I would also suggest you try to limit your computer time to half an hour a day and spend your free time playing sports like football or studying the Children’s version of the Bible. When you’re older, you’ll see that “rights” and “freedoms” are misleading terms used by liberals in an attempt to bankrupt the economy and turn this country into Amsterdam.”

      “Listen my young friend, I really think 14 is far too young to be reading a Christian website about adult topics like flamboyant homosexual marriage. In today’s world, mothers should sit by their sons while they surf the internet…”
      Your child must live under a rock then. No denying that you already do. And I’m starting to think that Christianity is now teaching sexism as well as homosexuality. Oh yay.

      “When you’re older, you’ll see that “rights” and “freedoms” are misleading terms…”
      THAT is what sent me into fury. Rights are given to us by our leaders. Freedom is the one term that gives people hope and allow people to dream. Don’t you DARE try take that away. They are not misleading terms and never will be. You are an ignorant, narrow-minded, 70-year-old virgin that knows nothing about the real world.

      Now, these kinds of Christians are the ones that made me leave religion forever. I did not wish to be corrupted. Just to tick you off, I’ll say my mom makes me read the story of Jesus every Christmas Eve…AND I HATE IT. We all know how Jesus was born. And yes, you CAN have Christmas without CHRIST. Because it wasn’t even the real day he was born. And honestly, it’s more about the smiles and the baking cookies with my mom and the embarrassing pictures that my mom takes on Christmas.

      Thank you, and I end my rant here.

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    • Stephenson Billings, I don’t know where to start.You have no right to judge other’s for what they believe.You sir, are a piece of shit. Do you chug those lies that you attempt to shove down people’s throats? Did you know that the majority of people against homosexuals are closet-gay’s themselves? Have you ever stopped to look at yourself at all, you grizzly,alchoholic looking bastard.You should take a look at your own life before tampering with somebody else’s. I am agnostic. Deal with it,cockface. Does it make you mad? Do you hate me because I don’t believe what you do? U MAD??
      Trololo, & good day.

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      • @ Hi floor:
        I love you.
        I would dry hump you.
        Let’s fuck.
        Piss off all these Christian homophobes.

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      • @Hi Floor;
        I love you.
        And I heard your a boy
        I am also a guy
        Let’s fuck :) )?
        We’ll tape it and send it to this Bigot faggot (cwutididther?)

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    • @Troll’d
      I’m aware, I cum excellence.
      I shall shower you and everybody else here with it multiple times.
      Trolololo all,& to all a good trololo

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    • @ Hi floor
      Yay for public sex.<3

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    • @Troll’d
      Public, private, idc which ;D we’ll do them all sequentially. The more cum the better <3

      U MAD, forum??trollface.jpg&sa=X&ei=GkA6TfKAFcTKgQe0ltyzCA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNH56HNfddNlBTWD_smfRpvXXs1mfQ

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