Japan Clones Christopher Walken
Japanese scientists have developed the means to clone humans. This shocking revelation was made apparent over the weekend as exclusive footage emerged, showing what appears to be a Japanese clone of Christopher Walken riding in an elaborate carriage of sorts.
Evidence A: Japanese Scientists Parade Christopher Walken Clone
This finding is consistent with a Japanese effort to ‘Bogart’ America’s technological and entertainment industries by simply replicating all that America has and then peddling the good to Asian and other global markets.
Japan has already recreated several American bands and music styles, technology such as television and the snuggie and now are cloning American actors, so as to establish a Japanese Hollywood.
Why they chose to make Christopher Walken one of their initial choices for gene-spliced Asian clone remains unconfirmed, though several sources speculate they could use their Walken clone to contractually undercut the true Christopher Walken in various entertainment media.
Japan’s government remains mum on the issue and only continues to send more images of this clone to the public domain, a indication of indignant bragging.
The US or UN has yet to respond or announce embargo to Japan’s unannounced cloning program.
Evidence B: Original American Christopher Walken
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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1:50 pm
It is truly terrifying to witness what the Japanasian technology is capable of. Next I expect to see the little critters trying to clone Maculay Culken or Haley Joel Osmond so that they can attempt to overthrow us by reviving more near-forgotten actors. We must use our full Atomic Might to send those freaks the way of Atlantis.
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5:04 pm
Their names is MACAULAY CULKIN and HALEY JOEL OSMENT !! Fucking dumbass. And the only country who should be attack is your house !
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2:23 pm
first of thats not how cloning work at all. if they had cloned him he would still be a baby and he’d not be japanese. you can’t change that part of his genes otherwise he’s not christopher walkings. second that man doesn’t really look like cristhoper walkings i’d like to know where those pictures are from since they are most likely taken out of context. third japan copying american entertainment? maybe but since america copy japan all the time isn’t that plain fair? every cartoon these days are drawn like anime and the majprity of even remotly decent horror movies are a remake of a japanese movie(and in both cases a quite degrading product compared to the far superior original most the time). fourth would a second christopher walkings really be a bad thing? i mean he’s a great actor more movies with him in them could only be a good thing.
fourth even if they did clone
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11:43 pm
Good article. Good humor.
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5:32 pm
why is he in a chair? And that’s not chistopher. That is an elderly japanese man withought the ability to walk.
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1:34 pm
Can you please tell me why everyone on this website is mentally unstable. Maybe it’s
because you’re all extreme Christians but I’m not sure. And tell Shameful Thruth I want to talk to him.
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5:22 pm
@chevy
Trust me, he’s not stupid because he’s Christian.
If he was Christian, he’d research, and confirm everything he found online before he dared teach others.
No, this man is anything but Christian. This website and every single editor in it shows nothing but hatred, intolerance, stubbornness, and pure idiocy.
Sounds sort of like Jesus? Hell no!
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5:57 pm
I fear Japan , I think they still want to
destroy our grate country,
and have made a pact with Satan.
And now they working with China and North Korea to
slowly weaken us , and finally invade and take over.
Have you ever seen a Japanese people in a church?
Some say they are Athists or belive in the Dalai lama
,but i know they belong to the devil!
Do you think the cold war is over? a war is never over until
one side is defeated, and there are still plenty of communists left in Japan and china and north korea
the war is far from over
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6:15 pm
Well, aren’t you just a special little snowflake! I bet you just look SO cute when you put on that KKK robe and go around burning crosses in the “nefarious” neighborhoods! I bet you win the costume contest in your class EVERY year! Ah, kids! They grow up so fast, though…
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6:16 pm
*That would have been SO much more effective if you could all hear my Jewish mother impression…alas, it is not to be…*
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6:37 pm
i fear christians.
i belive they are all so retardet
that they’ll destroy the world in their atempts to save it
from their imaginary enimies.
i belive they destroy happines and joy.
have you ever seen a christian say anything nice about others?
some say they are just stupid but i belive theire ignorance summons agony and hate of unparalelled levels to this earth.
do you think they have had their last crusade on the infidels yet?
idiots like that never learn.
(how does it feel to be on the reciveing end huh buddy?)
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6:41 pm
He probably likes being the receiver…
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7:08 pm
You can join the fag`s and the communists
and the asians in the Charred Walls of the Damned
Ill side with Christ any day
your reward lies in hell, and mine in heaven…
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7:11 pm
I’m sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but by the majority of Christian accounts, KKK = One way ticket to Hell, not Heaven. Do try to keep up with your own religion.
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1:16 am
Yep, and the Eskimos are gonna fuck the germans and make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle community. Dumbfuck.
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7:21 pm
Yeah… Cloning doesn’t work like that. The basic principles of cloning are taught in grade 9, mate. I understand them and I only just scraped a pass in Biology. Are you an idiot?
Also, television wasn’t an American invention. It was invented by a Scotsman.
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11:47 pm
I love this website
For all the people on your soapboxes, step down, take a step back and take it all in. If you think this site is real then you are as stupid as you think these writers are.
This is great stuff. Don’t stop what you’re doing guys!
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4:05 pm
I am shocked! and honestly a little saddened by the fact that this “clone” looks almost nothing like Chris Walken!?! what gives? At the very least you would think they would try and get a bit closer then an old Asian man with his hair-do riding down the street in a really … really nice chair.Maybe it’s just me but the guy in the picture immediately behind “Christopher Wong-ken” has an expression on his face that seems to say “That guy looks nothing like him”
Also it’s hilarious to think, as a few people have pointed out already, people believe that they can make and “grow” a human to full size in such a short period of time.
I am appalled at some of the statements from “shameful truth” and “truecristian”, what a waste of human intelligence and oxygen.
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