• Porn Star Actress Natalie Portman Sees the Light and Renounces Her Ways, but Reveals Herself an Anti-Semite, Which is NOT Okay

    January 8, 2010 12:10 pm 33 comments

    My White Christian friends,

    You cannot fathom the pleasure it brings me today to report to you a case of someone seeing the Light of Jesus Christ and reforming there ways, instead of the usual barrage of liberal filth, propaganda and devil worship that I am usually forced, as a member of the dedicated press, to report upon. And what is even better, is that this beautiful tale comes from the very sin-infested bowls of Homowood, itself! GLory!

    Porn star actress, Natalie Portman, has beautifully seen the light and announced that she will never show her forbidden zones on screen again! Glory! Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!

    However, her quitting of the Horrific WHorehouse of Satan was darkened significantly as she also revealed herself to be an anti-semite when she said in an interview:

    I`ve always tried to stay away from playing Jews

    (It is also worth noting that she has used a sinful contraction…a usage of grammar hardly befitting someone claiming to have been reborn…)

    My friends, even though the Jews brutally tortured and murdered our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, as portrayed in the Mel Brooks epic documentary, The Passion of the Christ, anti-semitism is NOT okay. It is never okay to discriminate against a race for something they did two thousand years ago, even if it was the most dispiciable, sinful and vile act in the entire history of civilization itself.

    Miss Portman should be ashamed of herself for blackening the name of her wonderful reformation with such unfiltered hatred.

    God Bless America!
    http://www.twirlit.com/2010/01/08/natalie-portman-hotel-chevalier-pics/

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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