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Porn Star Actress Natalie Portman Sees the Light and Renounces Her Ways, but Reveals Herself an Anti-Semite, Which is NOT Okay
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My White Christian friends,
You cannot fathom the pleasure it brings me today to report to you a case of someone seeing the Light of Jesus Christ and reforming there ways, instead of the usual barrage of liberal filth, propaganda and devil worship that I am usually forced, as a member of the dedicated press, to report upon. And what is even better, is that this beautiful tale comes from the very sin-infested bowls of Homowood, itself! GLory!
Porn star actress, Natalie Portman, has beautifully seen the light and announced that she will never show her forbidden zones on screen again! Glory! Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!
However, her quitting of the Horrific WHorehouse of Satan was darkened significantly as she also revealed herself to be an anti-semite when she said in an interview:
I`ve always tried to stay away from playing Jews
(It is also worth noting that she has used a sinful contraction…a usage of grammar hardly befitting someone claiming to have been reborn…)
My friends, even though the Jews brutally tortured and murdered our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, as portrayed in the Mel Brooks epic documentary, The Passion of the Christ, anti-semitism is NOT okay. It is never okay to discriminate against a race for something they did two thousand years ago, even if it was the most dispiciable, sinful and vile act in the entire history of civilization itself.
Miss Portman should be ashamed of herself for blackening the name of her wonderful reformation with such unfiltered hatred.
God Bless America!
http://www.twirlit.com/2010/01/08/natalie-portman-hotel-chevalier-pics/
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12:54 pm
hey more crap taken out of context.
maybe i should take the passage where god exclaims he’ll kill all humans in the world out of context next to prove my point?
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1:39 pm
nice pile of bullshit you got there shameful lets see your next post about this band for your so called “journalisum” lets see you do your take on the band called Lamb of God
do a full song by song review of there ashes of the wake album please I’m dying to hear it
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1:40 pm
i just want to see what you think of this holy band of awsomeness
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1:43 pm
I have told you time and time again that I do not subject my ears to Satans influences by listening to his music.
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1:52 pm
but i am asking you to do a full post song by song review of the songs by lamb of god’s Ashes of the Wake album i want to see what your review skills are like this is a challenge from me to you then i will post a review of whatever you give me on this site fair enough contest?
reply to me anything you want me to do then the challenge is accepted from both ends. got the balls?
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2:24 pm
Fine, I will play your game and review your little album. Just do not expect me to actually listen to it or anything. Just because you enjoy letting Satan rape your ears, does not mean that I do.
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4:40 pm
nd once again you admit to live your life by the endless cycle of ignorance.
you don’t understand something so you fear it. because you fear it it must be eveil and you hate it. and because you hate the evilness of it you refuse to learn about it so you can get an understanding of it.
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6:14 pm
the point of a review IS to listen to it and review it ill give you all the song names and you can listen to it on youtube and you have to give it a full on fair review im testing your so called “skills” and you still need to give me something to review ok so i do exspect you give me something back have 2 days to right a review post on this whole album by this band song by song here is the song list of the album
Artist: Lamb of God
Album: Ashes of the Wake
Track list:
1. “Laid to Rest” 3:50
2. “Hourglass” (written by Willie Adler) 4:00
3. “Now You’ve Got Something to Die For” 3:39
4. “The Faded Line” 4:37
5. “Omertà” 4:45
6. “Blood of the Scribe” (written by Willie Adler) 4:23
7. “One Gun” 3:59
8. “Break You” 3:35
9. “What I’ve Become” 3:28
10. “Ashes of the Wake” (written by Willie Adler) 5:45
11. “Remorse Is for the Dead
your time starts now and you give me something to review now this is a battle of review skill it HAS to be of MUSIC value
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6:48 pm
Your assignment, you vain toad-spotted nut-hook, is:
Artist: Arkie the Arkansas Woodchopper
Album: Old Time Songs and Square Dance
Track List:
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:jzfrxq8sldhe
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2:04 pm
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!! This is a travesty! How could Natalie do this to us, her admiring, doting, stalking, internet-masturbating fans?
Now that that’s out of my system…Shat, I hope you do realize that having one sex scene in one movie does not constitute labeling an actress as a porn star? Because I am pretty sure I don’t remember Princess Amidala showing her goods in Star Wars (well…except in my imagination…but that doesn’t count…)
Also, you might want to attach the full quote ““I’ve always tried to stay away from playing Jews… I get, like, 20 Holocaust scripts a month, but I hate the genre” before labeling her an anti-Semite. Just a suggestion…
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3:39 pm
question who is Mel brooks ???
and since when natalie portan is a porn actress I mean last time I saw her was in an action movie ( don’t ask me the name I forgot )
as for passion of the christ it’s not mel brooks ( who is it anyway ) it’s mel Gibson
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4:45 pm
wow buddy thanks for pointing that out i missed it completly.
mel brooks is the genius behind such movie epics as robin hood men in tights, the producers and son of frankestein(all movies that shameful would consider sinful) the guy shameful were looking for was ofcourse mel gibson. wow not only do you refuse to research things you dislike but alos the stuff you like is aparently worth knowing shit about. no wonder you have no clue when it gets to the bible.
also unless they had a timemachine it wasn’t a documentary.
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5:00 pm
I am momentarily releasing the Ignore Button to point out what an idoit you are. According to your standards, NONE of these films in the link below are documentaries, seeing as the producers did not have time machines to film them.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_0_15?url=search-alias%3Ddvd&field-keywords=historical+documentaries&x=0&y=0&sprefix=historical+docu
I would think that the directors of these movies would have something to say about you disqualifying them from the documentary category, you giddy goose.
You are now being ignored again.
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10:15 pm
allright maybe i wasn’t clear enough. unless mel gibson(or however is the leadning role can’t be arsed to look it up) is jesus or knew jesus personaly it’s not a documentary. a documentary deals with facts and present them in a maner to tell the story of what happened. i’ll admit to the movie at least haveing some qualifications of being historic but a documentary?…no.
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9:28 pm
Who’s Mel Brooks? Only the sexiest peice of jew-meat ever to grace the silver screen, boob-tube and my deepest fantasies! That stubby little bastard is better than Mel Gibson anyday. Creater of ‘Springtime for Hitler’, ‘Jews in Space’, ‘Spaceballs the Flamethrower’ and a myriad of other gems, MB is the definition of hollywood jew. God bless that old fuck, I only wish I could be a little more jewy in his image. It’s good to be the king!
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6:55 pm
You do realize Portman is Jewish right?
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6:22 pm
Was hoping someone might catch that!
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7:08 pm
remember shameful this has to be an actual post on the site for either tommorow or the next day and the review must be in depth as an actual review
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1:45 am
Hey Yuske,
Even though it looks like Shat got scared off by people who think that a satirist is more dangerous than people like Adam Nelson (the retarded one) who seems to actually take this crap seriously (I hope Nelson is just joking along, but I’m really starting to wonder about him…), and isn’t going to post his review, I would KILL to see whatever you came up with for that random piece of hillbilly crap Shat suggested…
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1:49 pm
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He asked me to deliver this last message to the aforementioned “no-good, pansy, homogay/tree-hugging liberal fiddle faddles”:
“I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, Jerry Falwell, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, George Washington, George Bush I and II, Johnny Cash (the country singer, not the rapper) and Jesus as we look down at you all, roasting away with the Voodoo heathens in the flames of Hell, while we sit back on our cloud, sipping on margaritas with paper umbrellas as we listen to Saint Anthony play “The Streets of Laredo” on God’s Pipe Organ and debate over what the point is of filming a remake of “The A-Team” without Mr. T.”
My duty done, I am going to go kill myself now so that I don’t have to represent this asshole anymore.
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1:59 pm
Hahahaha… that was actually rather funny XD
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12:22 am
I dunno, this one seems like it might actually be a legit one…
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2:03 pm
Oooo…this clone actually used the avatar…I’m impressed…
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3:03 am
Did you just address white christians???
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4:55 am
Lol, Mel Brooks? really? Awesome article dude.
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4:40 pm
Mel Brooks is a comedian and Natalie Portman is herself Jewish
I also have no problem calling this site a load of horseshit as it is clearly not christian
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1:36 pm
It is never okay to discriminate against a race for something they did two thousand years ago, even if it was the most dispiciable, sinful and vile act in the entire history of civilization itself.
This coming from someone who starts his articles with “My White Christian Friends”?
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1:39 pm
“Your assignment, you vain toad-spotted nut-hook, is:”
How Christian of you
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4:59 am
your an idiot. she is jewish so how can she be an anti-semite?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman
do some research before you post such outlandish claims.
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9:17 pm
Yeah, he pretty much shut the fuck up after people starting pointing out she’s Jewish. Rot in hell you fat fuck.
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10:35 am
you are a f*cking retard. I hope you run into some bloods and start preaching your bullshit. btw jesus was a jew and he wasnt even white. go have fun with a hamster.
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3:15 pm
I’m sure the Mel Brooks version is a classic, but doesn’t help you make your point here, whitey.
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2:57 am
Your website is a hoot!
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