Rush Limbaugh Healed of Heart Disease
Our good friend, and conservative talk radio host, Rush Limbaugh announced today that nothing is wrong with his heart. This excellent news comes after last Thursday, Limbaugh was rushed to a Hawaii hospital after being felled with grievous chest pains.
Limbaugh, 58, was released from Queen’s Medical Center and told us that “The pain was real, and they don’t know what caused it.” For all we do know, he had a arterial spasm. Doctors have ruled out heart disease or an attack, as God has protected and healed Limbaugh’s valiant heart so he can continue his work for reunifying our American nation with our Christian faith and Godly heritage.
Rush remained optimistic following this health care, telling me that “It takes things like this in life maybe to prepare you for the eventuality that you are getting older, you’re not as young as you were, and not as invincible as you once thought you were.”
Though Limbaugh considers this entire episode to be a blessing in disguise, it is also important to reiterate the fact that heart disease is one of the leading causes of death. If you feel you are having undue chest discomfort, never hesitate to immediately call your doctor or visit your local hospital.
In matters of the heart, time is always of the essence.
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2:48 pm
Praise God for healing Rush. I found it disappointing how several media outlets were making light of this situation and some even wishing death on him.
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2:58 pm
“If you feel you are having undue chest discomfort, never hesitate to immediately call your doctor or visit your local hospital.”
this comeing from people who don’t belive that it shuld be possible for everyone to do this. how fucking hypocritical.
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4:48 pm
How can one be healed if they were never sick to begin with?
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5:07 pm
There’s a huge difference between being healed of a disease and never having had the disease in the first place.
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11:55 am
Leave it to those dirty little heathen Hawaiians to build grass-shack, call it a “hospital” and name it in honor of the Homogays. Filthy little critters.
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