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The internet is very popular these days. It offers sports, news, movies, message boards and so much else. But as more and more Christian families and their children are catching on to this internet fad, are we prepared for the dark and unholy world that is possibly only a click or two away?
Pornography is a sin. It is adultery, gluttony and false idol worship committed by your eyes and your reproductive organs. It is the worst kind of moral failing because it is so easy. It puts your marriage, your children and your business at grave, disgusting risk. Type in XXX into a search engine and you find literally hundreds of millions of internet porn sites. The worst kinds of things pop up– naked teens, bondage, homosexuality, naked homosexuals, inter-generational copulation, transsexuals, crossdressing, group sex, effeminate male teens, whippings, beatings, children, the elderly. I could go on and on but I already have a stomachache from typing that last sickening sentence.
Every day my Yahoo email is filled with offers to see naked celebrities (who would want to see those bony frauds getting violated by tattooed rockstars anyway?) and for some evil, inexplicable reason something called barnyard sex. I must admit I do not quite understand how they found me, but the cloven hooves of bestiality stomp on my solid commitment to Christ at every opportunity. Many experts such as myself have been tricked many times with such messages as, “I learned the hard way, dont leave your wife alone at the farm!” and “My wife cheated on me with Rocky.” Only to find out after a click that Rocky is a German Shepard. I weep for the beautiful innocent creatures of God violated for the gratification of every damaged pervert with an AOL account.
And now come reports that the internet is sagging under the weight of too much video and imagery. People are downloading to such an insane extent that experts believe the internet will crash under its weight. As citizen-taxpayers under a democrat administration, the huge infrastructural upgrades needed to keep the video flowing will surely come out of our pockets. Well, I say no way! I do not support a faster internet so children can Google Image their way to homosexuality. I do not support DSL so families can fail as men crawl out of their marriage beds for late night sex chats. I say no to better browsers with all the right plug-ins for streaming video. No to the WIFI that encourages our teens to hide in the basement friending shirtless thirty-year old men on Facebook. No to external hard drives that hide hordes of internationally filmed filth. No to the young daughters and sons rolling around their beds half-naked on YouTube. No to the hotlinking that gets you into hot water!
If you think you are safe from this scourge, you are a fool. Satan has already glazed your bodies with his own BBQ sauce so he can throw you on the hot, flaming grill he has bought specially for internet users. (And he probably paid for it with all your $29.95 sex-site subscription fees!) Website filters will not help– any ten-year old boy can bypass these with one hand. Even the most evangelical of us are not immune- studies have shown that our very own Christian computers are sending us straight to Hell where we will cook like hamburgers in our own juices for eternity:
- A 2003 survey from Internet Filter Review reported that 47 percent of Christians finally admit pornography is the major problem in their homes.
- An internet survey conducted by Rick Warren of Saddleback Church in 2002 found 600,000 pastors had viewed internet porn in the last 30 days.
- A Christianity Today Leadership Survey in 2001 reported 37 percent of pastors have viewed internet porn.
- Family Safe Media reports 53 percent of men belonging to the Christian organization Promise Keepers visit porn sites every day.
- One in seven calls to Focus on the Family’s Hot Issues Hotline is related to internet pornography.
- Today’s Christian Woman in 2003 found that one in six women, including Christians, struggles with pornography addiction.
The only way to save ourselves is to demand that the government, Google and Microsoft do not spend any more money on advancing internet technology, take computers away from our children until we can follow exactly what they’re doing with them, block foreign websites because they are likely to be pornographic, and to pray.
Quite simply, there is just too much porn on the internet and it’s a threat to our souls. There is only room for one winner in this deathmatch. Either God or the porn, people!
(This article was originally published in 2009.)
2:39 am
“Either God or the porn, people!”
hmmm…something i enjoy or a lie?…i’ll have to go with the porn buddy.
you see if you don’t wanna suport it with your tax dollars thats fine…but some people do want. so lets make a compromise. let people decide to pay for this…and if you say no you simply losse your right to the internet. fair enough for you? again this is a question of what people want. if people want internet why should you take that right away from them? if people don’t have a problem with porn why should you decide wether or not they should be able to see it?
oh and as for why you get those funny mails…. because you give your email to everyone and thats a great way to get spam.
“It puts your marriage, your children and your business at grave, disgusting risk.”
children? how? maybe you should simply take the time to explain sex to your kids so they don’t get confused by porn? business? well maybe in some cases but then the people in question have real isues that goes far beyond porn. and marrige…porn only becomes a problem there if you let it be a problem.
all in all this post is nothing but another of your rants on something you don’t like. and your are entiteled to your openion. but just because you don’t like the internet does not mean the rest of us should not be alowed to enjoy it.
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9:13 am
What’s wrong, Stevie? Upset because there isn’t enough time in the day to absorb it all?
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3:33 pm
“The internet is a wonderful thing FOR PORN” – Avenue Q.
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3:36 pm
Stevie, never had porn, maybe because you publish your email and everyone knows you hate homos, so people purposefully spam you with homoporn?
Hurp a’ durp
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8:44 pm
This is very true. I had never thought about that! It makes perfect sense, particularly with all that outrageous bestiality. The gays love that sort of thing.
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9:10 pm
Gay people do not love bestiality! WHAT do you base that claim on? What the fuck is wrong with you? If anybody loves bestiality, it’s any woman who has ever had sex with you! I’ve heard that your nickname is Pumbaa.
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9:37 pm
Oh Claire, you misread me again. What I referring to is the fact that gays love these little backhanded, mischievous games like spamming a straight man’s email box with nasty horny porn.
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10:01 pm
Oh, like straight men don’t enjoy spamming people’s inboxes with porn? Or, “nasty horny porn” as you put it.
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10:45 pm
is this what you think gay is stephanson?
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10:51 pm
“Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.” –Matthew 26:41.
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11:22 pm
so the spirit is willing to have hot nasty sex with bruno, billings?
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11:33 pm
id so have gay sex with bruno let him pack me while i summon demons
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10:04 pm
I’m sure you lov those pretty horny Porn billings I’m pretty much sure because everything I see about homosexuality you are right behind the boxe and you talks about men In military about Handsome and viril man you could said our proud soldier at least its will be elss gay
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10:44 pm
Jazzy, is that you? Why are you people swapping screen names. It’s getting very confusing.
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12:04 pm
i have no idea why you’d think that’s me. for your information i only operate under one name and that is jazze(btw please stop calling me jazzy or i’ll start calling you “stephenson gay billings”) allthough i for obvious reason have no way to prove this.
though why you think i have anything in common with millenium i have no idea. or this some kinda bad form of payback for speculating that you and shameful are the same person…i could at least back that up with you haveing similar traist not in what you write about or how you do it. but in the details like how you fend of an argument you can’t argue with.
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11:07 pm
Praying in order to keep the devil dog in your pants, Billings?
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11:17 pm
is this what you think gay is billings?
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11:44 pm
You should suport faster internet! My house has over 1gbps internet, and it still takes 40 seconds to load your homepage!
“A 2003 survey from Internet Filter Review reported that 47 percent of Christians finally admit pornography is the major problem in their homes.”
That is totally their fault, and should not concern us. We have already been exposed from googling the naked chinese lady paintings you advertised on your site.
“It puts your marriage, your children and your business at grave, disgusting risk.”
What marriage, what family, what business? I’m a minor. (by the way, it wont do much good to try and block me from the site, using a fake ip and mac address.
“Type in XXX into a search engine and you find literally hundreds of millions of internet porn sites.”
Good old American Capitalism!
“No to the WIFI that encourages our teens to hide in the basement friending shirtless thirty-year old men on Facebook.”
The same technology that lets people use laptops in college, to learn, and the same technology that basically supports modern civilization. Go ahead, create a survey on facebook and myspace, asking if people think that the internet has become inseparable from their modern daily lives.
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12:05 am
Yes, the site is suffering from traffic problems due to the large number of people who want to share in our message. it is a wondrous thing to see so many people open to the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ and his humble servants here at Christwire! I know some visitors get the wrong impression when chatty commenters try to spam out the comment system with their fake claims, but the truth is that the majority of people are behind our movement 200%! Did you even see what the teabaggers are doing not just in Massachusetts but across this nation!!!
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11:57 am
“Yes, the site is suffering from traffic problems due to the large number of people who want to share in our message.”
More like the large number of people who want a good laugh. Are you blissfully unaware of or simply ignoring the fact that 98% of comments on this site are from people who think that you’re nothing but a bunch of fuckwads?
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11:59 am
“Yes, the site is suffering from traffic problems due to the large number of people who want to share in our message.”
More like the large number of people who want a good laugh. Are you blissfully unaware of or simply ignoring the fact that 98% of comments on this site are from people who think that you’re nothing but a bunch of fuckwads?
“but the truth is that the majority of people are behind our movement 200%”
Yeah, and I’m Mickey Mouse…
“Did you even see what the teabaggers are doing not just in Massachusetts but across this nation!!!”
Other than making total asses out of themselves?
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12:37 pm
FUCK YOU!!
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12:39 pm
haha porn is awesome
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12:43 pm
lol there is alot of porn out there but the best is loli i like to fap like crazy to that stuff man.
man fapping to drawn 9 year old girls is my way of getting off =P
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8:19 pm
You seem to have “researched” this pretty extensively. So how long were you browsing through porn “for this article”?
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5:59 pm
Porn or god? Porn it is. In fact, I’d rather take a kick to the balls- repeatedly- then praise your worthless god.
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