• 9-Year-Old Noel Cyrus Models Lingerie Line

    February 7, 2010 12:55 pm 12 comments
  • Share on Tumblr
  • In what is officially the most offensive news of the day, we turn to our friends at MSN:

    Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she’s doing something totally innapropriate for her age.

    Whether it’s dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits ‘Smack That’ and ‘Tik Tok’, we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.

    Noah at two Halloween parties last year.

    The latest news that’s got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, ‘what were her parents thinking?’ …little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.

    She’ll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture’.

    Left: Pole dancing with her little friends last year. Right: With her best friend Emily Grace.

    The company’s website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls – the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.”

    Our friend Megan has already written the wonderful article Parents, Please Stop Dressing Your Daughters Like Sluts and we’ve already had to condemn the Cyrus family for allowing their daughters to be harlots for Satan.

    There is nothing good about this; it sends the wrong message to impressionable kids, sets a very bad cultural trend and is just in poor taste.

    Yes, if this were the right time and place rest assured that I would happily stone whoever thinks it is okay to market a 9-year-old wearing lingeries. It is sick, decadent and represents exactly why our culture and moral fabric is falling apart.

    Thanks for rating this! Now tell the world how you feel through social media. .
    How does this post make you feel?
    • Excited
    • Fascinated
    • Amused
    • Shocked
    • Sad
    • Angry
    About The Author
    Abe If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack. Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!

    Facebook Conversations