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Yes, I used the “B” word in the title. This talk will be candid and it is not for the faint of heart, women or children, just for fair warning. Today we’re going to discuss one of the most depraved sins before God; gay.
As you know, for every one homosexual, 4 children get improperly diddled and then molested. These numbers are frightening and make the homosexual agenda that much more dangerous and a grave threat to the safety of our nation’s youth.
93% of boys who get attacked are done so by gays.
Gays have a strange, sick fascination with sexual intercourse in the back parts of the body. They like to do a backside attack or be the victim of one for some strange, learned behavior in their brain. It is not natural and is quite sick.
Gays have a deviant sexual appetite and as I learned when one tried to attack me in a public restroom, they have no respect and every person is “meat” in their eyes. They have no qualms sexually assaulting man, woman, child or animal.
How one can become so attached to fecal fornication is beyond all logic. It is very depraved and perhaps gays spent too long straining on the toilet while under duress, and found comfort and thus a new learned behavior. Bowels equals pleasure and good?
Whatever the case, gay behavior and their love for a sexual act that’s marinated in the foul juices of homosexuality, a juice full of sin and combustive it will burn forever in hell, remains a mystery. Thankfully, our friend and colleague Representative Nancy Elliot also discussed this very issue and shares some insight: Warning: The following video contains frank discussion about the homosexual agenda and deviant mind. Please pray and have all women/children leave the room before reviewing for your public action groups.
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1:31 pm
Thank you for your candor and message, Dan. Rep. Elliott’s look into this matter is as astute as always, and frankly, we need to do far more to combat the homosexual agenda that’s running rampant in our nation.
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5:20 pm
I hope that you’re being sarcastic.
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2:32 pm
“Chuck”, you are hilarious!
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1:37 pm
do you even understand the definition of the word homosexual?
it means they arettracted to the same gender as themself. it has nothing to do with sexual apitite and certainly a gay man wouldn’t want to have sex witha woman anymore than a hetrosexual wants with a man.
also you are useing those numbers incorectly (asumeing they are the least bit true) they say something about the molestations not the gays. that just proves that 93 out of 100 boys who were sexualy assulted was done so by another man. it doesn’t say anything about how many of those assults was done by 1 man. the numbers simply does not add up. oh and your little story? yeah thats anything but an attack. heck at worst it’s hitting on you which i’ll agree could be unpleasant but then again i’m far more disgusted whenever assholes like you “pray for my soul”.
justify your acusations without missuseing statistics and lieing in another way than “but it’s wrong!!!!!!” and we can have a civil discusion. untill then i’ll say it’s no more wrong then being christian.
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2:43 pm
I’m just going to say it. Gays are sick and a danger to our society. I don’t find it coincidental that AIDS first became a major issue in the US during the 1980s, around the same time where “same-sex” relations became a public item and more “accepted” within the cultural flow.
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5:25 pm
“I’m just going to say it.”
What, like you’ve never said it before? You’ve made it very clear in your past posts that you hate gay people. It’s not exactly like this announcement is a revelation or anything.
“Gays are sick and a danger to our society.”
No, they’re not.
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5:32 pm
Yes, they are. They spread most diseases, even though they are so abnormal they make up 2% of the nation’s population. The US would be far better off without them and hopefully psycho-therapy advances in ways where we can wipe the incidence of gay out of existence.
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6:04 pm
and yet gays as a whole don’t even have 0.00001% of the lives on their concience that christians do.
makes you think huh?
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6:07 pm
By abnormal you of course mean different from you.
So am I abnormal then for not being a racist, homophobic retard?
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9:14 pm
“They spread most diseases”
Source, please?
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10:49 pm
http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/homosexuality/ho0075.html
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8:48 am
Fail on two accounts.
1: Cite a source that is not rooted in religion.
2: Your post said “MOST DISEASES”. Not “most sexual diseases”, “most diseases I find icky”, or “most diseases caught by blondes”. No, you went for that all encompassing “MOST DISEASES”, meaning “most all of them”. Sorry, gays do not spread most (as in more than 50%) of all diseases.
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4:43 pm
AIDS is a Virus created by USA in early 1950 for putting extinction to African people we all Knew that
and GAY doenst spread aids actually they are even proper than you
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4:49 pm
“Yes, I used the “B” word in the title. This talk will be candid and it is not for the faint of heart, women or children, just for fair warning.”
Oh no…not the “B-word”!!! Get the smelling salts, I think I’m going to faint!
“They have no qualms sexually assaulting man, woman, child or animal.”
So…gay men assault women? Or are you referring to lesbians? But that wouldn’t make sense, because lesbians don’t give two fucks about anal sex. And children and animals? Those are called pedophila and bestiality, not homosexuality. The former two are wrong and sick; the latter is perfectly fine as long as both parties are of age and consenting.
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9:13 pm
Claire, you are obviously under the spell of Satan himself! Of course gays assault men women and animals.
They do so because they are under the spell of the Devil. Much like yourself, they view the world in an ungodly fashion and will have sex with anything, including things that you are not supposed to have sex with like buttholes and squirrels.
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11:19 pm
There was also an article on here about an atheist gay who tried to fornicate a raccoon.
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11:18 am
A raccoon! Lord help him! We have all felt the urge to do a raccoon, but we must fight satan’s urgings!
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11:51 am
It was pretty sad and the gay got what he deserved.
http://christwire.org/2009/04/man-tries-to-rape-raccoon-raccoon-bites-off-mans-penis/
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8:36 pm
Nice raccoon story! But where does it mention the male was gay? Or do you just assume that because he tried anal sex?…. or because he is a “dirty Russian”. I bet you’re one of those dickheads that calls everything gay because you don’t know any better word.
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8:40 pm
Nice raccoon story! but where did it say the male was gay? Or do you just assume that because he tried anal sex? Or maybe because he’s a “dirty Russian”? I bet you’re one of those dickheads that calls everything gay because you don’t know any better words!
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8:07 pm
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. I sure hope so, because that kind of wording only comes from really, REALLY bad movies and video games.
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11:36 pm
That article says nothing about gays spreading most diseases.
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9:03 pm
God Bless you Christwire for spreading the truth! Please continue to spread the word of God Almighty and his hatred for homos and blacks.
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10:12 pm
Amen, Rachael. This article (and prayer, of course) has helped me so much. My last boyfriend and the devil tricked me in to having butt sex. They said that I wouldn’t need an abortion if we did it that way. I’m so glad I’ve seen His way and repented for my sins.
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11:17 pm
You may also want to get tested for HIV/AIDS. Since your last boyfriend wanted to have rear fornication with you, it is likely that he is gay and was just using you as a cover.
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11:42 pm
Stephanie and Adam! AMEN to you both! Stephanie, he is right. More than just Satan can enter through your butthole. Get check out and get some spiritual support!
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5:11 am
see all the things said below this post is is entirly false for one simple reason : YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DEFINITION OF BEING HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
seriusly it means you like the same gender as yourself. period. nothing more everything else could happen but it would have nothing to do with being homosexual.
but hey if you can just change the definition of a word to what ever the fuck you please from this day foward christian is just another word for terrorist
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2:31 pm
WRONG
I’m a counselor and during my training we were taught that anal sex remains the #1 method of birth control worldwide, especially in poverty stricken third world countries. Gay men rarely have reason to practice birth control. This leads to the inescapable fact that most buttsex is practiced by straight people.
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12:50 pm
Jazze, If you would open your mind, you could see that the article was about “Butt-Sex” not just homosexuals. If you would open your heart to His word, you would understand that anyone who wants to perpetrate this heinous act is, in fact, a homosexual. You are in my prayers.
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8:44 pm
Steffani, many women enjoy “butt sex” as well…. what does this make them?
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3:20 pm
NO IT DOES NOT!!!!!! look the fucking word up!!!! words don’t simply mean what ever the fuck you want them to. the word homosexual have a definition. and that definition is a person who is sexualy attracted to people of the same gender as them self. it has NOTHING WHAT SO EVER to do with buttsex. but fuck it if we can simply chan ge the definition of words like that as we see please christian is just another defintion of terrorist. so why the fuck should i listen to terrorists? fucking asholes who kill everyone you should fucking all be killed for your crimes.
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8:13 pm
Wow, Jazze has finally snapped. Keep the flames up, Jazze!
Next point: this definition is straight from dictionary.com
“ho·mo·sex·u·al (hō’mə-sěk’shōō-əl, -mō-)
adj. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
n. Usage Problem
A homosexual person; a gay man or a lesbian.
Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.”
If you try to twist this, it’s going on Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Fucking terrorists. Quit lighting up your underwear.
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6:14 am
My departed husband, a devout Christian, was obsessed with using the tradesmen’s entrance. While I enjoyed it very much, I did feel like a bit of a strumpet, and worried that we were committing a mortal sin. I Eventually I plucked up the courage and asked the ladies from my book club. After much blushing, all admitted that their husbands liked ‘butt sex’, as you so crudely call it. Apparently it was all the rage before contraception.
I once saw a naughty movie, and ‘butt sex’ featured prominently. I assumed that everyone did it and no one spoke of it. Needless to say I got over my concerns and my husband and I enjoyed 40 lovely years together.
I was quite disturbed by Representative Nancy Elliot’s performance on TV. She has a real potty-mouth. There is limit to what one discusses in polite company.
I don’t for a moment believe that she does not take it up the rear end, but if she does, all I can say is: get over yourself Nancy. It’s not as scatological as you imagine and your husband will thank you for it. And if the Nancy Boys want to do it to each other, bully for them. It’s all just part of the human condition and God only hates cruelty and stupidity.
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8:37 pm
I’m pretty sure that this site is a huge parody like the onion. Infact they may be partners. Chill out I bet the chistan crazy homo haters are just tring to get angery replieys.
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7:31 am
Hey guys, my name is Judas, and I am a life-long Christian, and I have a few questions about homosexuality, as I wish to be saved. (pardon my run on sentence) You see, I was born a hermaphrodite. My parents being good Christians and not devil worshiping sinners have paid as much money as needed to make me normal, and I am now a normal boy (more or less). But because of this operation, I have to testicles so my penis sometimes slips in to my butthole, and it gives me a strange arousal. I wish to be saved and God has rewarded my parents for being good Christians with good money to support our family. I will be able to fly out to wherever to get saved and looked upon as innocent in the eyes of the lord. Please contact me at “pleaselordsaveme@live.com” I sincerely look forward to contact with you. Thank you and God bless!
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12:51 am
Are you guys that bored to even bring up a subject like this? LOL!! SICK!
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2:25 pm
I am always entertained by your posts.And I am always astonished (and more than a little frightened)that people take your satirical posts seriously. *sigh*
Keep up the good work. You guys are brilliantly funny.
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