As Valentine’s Day Approaches, Are Americans Thinking About Sex Instead of the Suffering in Haiti?

Stephenson Billings
• ChristWire
February 9, 2010 1:06 pm12 comments

disappointed mothers of america

Stop thinking about yourself for once in your Life! Donate to help Haiti! The American Red Cross!

Faces From Top Left:

  • Maggie Gallagher, National Organization For Marriage Head
  • Dr. Laura Schlessinger, Conservative Author and Radio Sensation
  • The Virgin Mary
  • Beverly LaHaye, Concerned Women For America
  • Anita Bryant, Heterosexual Rights Advocate
  • Governor Sarah Palin, Super Star
  • Madeline Crabb, Founder of Reclaiming Our Republic
  • Elaine Donnelly, Director of the Center For Military Readiness

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  • 12 Comments

    • are you serious?
      are you honestly saying that if you love your girlfriend/wife and show it on valentines day you can’t possibly be sorry for the people of haiti.
      shame on us? no SHAME ON YOU FUCKFACE!

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    • Aww crap I was hoping Billings kicked the bucket.

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    • I’m going to write an article entitled: “Is Stephenson Billings Thinking About Food Instead of the Suffering in Haiti?”

      P.S. what the fuck was your little photo montage about? Are you implying that your beloved Sarah Palin is thinking about sex instead of Haiti?

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      • Those women are some of the greatest female leaders in the United States today. They are intricately involved with saving the soul of America and I thought it appropriate to include them and the scorn they represent on this gentle reminder that suffering still exists in Haiti and young people today need to get their heads out of the tv and care about people!

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        • “Those women are some of the greatest female leaders in the United States today.”

          Soooooo…you decided to represent just how great they are by making a montage of them with the words “shame on you”… Yeah, makes lots of sense…

          By the way, why did you only use women? Are you suggesting that only women are thinking about sex on Valentine’s Day?

          “young people today need to get their heads out of the tv and care about people!”

          Hypocrite. Before telling other people to stop being so self-centered, perhaps you should first get your own face out of the pie dish, eh? If you were as selfless as you claim to be, you’d manage to force yourself to eat only what you need instead of make a pig of yourself at each meal. You’re just like a jock in college—at each meal you consume four hamburgers, two hotdogs, two slices of pizza, and four glasses full of Gatorade, without ever once thinking to yourself, “hmm, I don’t really need all this food to survive. Just because my tastebuds want it doesn’t mean that I need it.”

          Accusations hurt, don’t they? However, my accusation that you’re practically Fat Bastard at the dinner table is no worse than you accusing all Americans of being selfish and only thinking of sex during Haiti’s time of need. You claim to be Mr. Humble, but you are far from it. “Hello, I’m Saint Stephenson and I’ve donated thousands of dollars to help Haiti – but you’re just a democrat, so I’m going to assume that you’re just a selfish, lazy pig who can’t get sex off of your brain. I’ll try not to whack you with my very large ass as I turn around.”

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          • You are ridiculous but the strangely hilarious thing is that I did indeed just eat two hamburgers! (Actually cheeseburgers with onions.) How did you know that? Are you spying on me?

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            • I knew that because fat-asses such as yourself tend to cram greasy fast food into their mouths. You fucking glutton, that’s absolutely disgusting. Why is thinking about sex as Valentine’s Day approaches any different than you shoveling burgers into your fat hole 24/7? You’re a fucking hypocrite.

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      • Do you mean crudely copy/paste, light edits, like you did your last “article”?

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    • I was hoping for a long article full of highlit sentences and the usual stuff about sin, kids playing videogames and all the ususal jazz, but this…wow!
      I just found a new level of stupidity and immaturity!

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    • Shoot yeah! My wife and I are going to be getting our freak on while other people suffer. If they weren’t blessed enough to be born into this wonderful white christian land that we live in, well that’s their problem. God Bless America!

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    • dr,octogonopuss

      fuck haiti

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    • Just for the Craic

      Suffering is everywhere. You do what you can to help and life goes on. Can’t think about it around the clock.

      What’s the point of life if you don’t spend it living?

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