Atheists Make Monkey Addicted to Cigarettes, Cheap Whiskey
In their latest attempt to convince the public that humans and monkeys are all one in the same, atheist scientists have conducted more cruel experiments upon a simple monkey.
This time around, though, they have done the unthinkable: make a monkey severely addicted to cigarettes and whiskey.
As you know, cigarettes are very dangerous because they contain carcinogens. These active chemicals are much like free radicals, in which through oxidation reactions they endanger key components of an organism’s cells, sometimes leading to dangerous, unchecked growth of cells.
Such growths manifest as tumors, sometimes malignant and cancerous, within the body. This means that atheists are willing to give monkeys cancer in order to trick you into believing in evolution.
If that’s not enough, they have addicted this poor monkey to alcohol. Alcohol destroys the liver, heart and mind. As this monkey continues his drinking habit, he’ll likely start to turn as yellow as a banana as he develops jaundice.
He’ll likely get pancreatic cancer or colon cancer, perhaps even some heart disease from the other 1000+ chemicals that naturally occur in the cigarettes these atheist scientists are forcing this monkey to smoke.
Friends, God love all his creation and monkeys are truly special creatures. Why these scientist would exploit a monkey’s “reward pathway” is beyond me. Addictive substances like nicotine and alcohol make the brain think “I need this” via centralized biochemical pathways in the dopamine pleasure center. Scientists know this and are exploiting this fact to get this monkey addicted, so it will laugh and drink in public.
Already their plan is working, as several Hollywood producers have allegedly contacted this monkey to “discuss work on several movie ideas”. The monkey is also being sent to rehab in Malibu for its drug addiction.
Next, we’ll see the gays saying this monkey should also have the right to marry whatever gold-digging flussy who says she wants him to dangle her sinhole and get married so she can get his movie contract money. Sick, sick sick!
I hate evolutionists, gays and their sick agenda to ruin our world. Now they are using a monkey as their scapegoat and it is sad. I may just join PETA next month so we can form a mob and protest this filthy agenda to humanize monkeys via Satanic addictions.
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Author: Patrick Graham
5:49 am
first of congratulation on being the first to admit being a terrorist.(protip PETA is a terrorist group). second could we get any kind of source on why exactly they gave this monkey that treament? this is quite a lot out of context and their reasoning may be a bit more forgivable. sure it’s wrong force this crap on a monkey but if it’s done to find something out about the effects it moight have been nececary.
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6:53 am
I’ve already written a letter and will send it out to several animal protection agencies on Monday.
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10:58 am
Those animal protection agencies will not listen to you if they know your attitude towards innocent cats and kittens.
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2:00 pm
Peta has a Noble cause but they use it wrongly well In most country Mostly in europe and USA
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4:07 pm
I agree, Millenium. PETA thinks that animals are better off dead than as housepets. In 2007, 95% of the dogs and cats in their shelters were euthanized. Out of the 2,216 animals they took in during 2007, only 7 of them found homes.
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
There are, however, some things that I agree with them on, such as releasing Tilly the killer whale back into the wild, not wearing fur or leather, and improving the living conditions of chickens and other food animals.
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6:33 pm
i agree PETA may have good intentions however good intentions is worth shit if you actions can’t live up to those intentions. it’s the same as these idiot christians. even if they do it with good intentions it doesn’t change the fact that theire actions cause nothing but hate pain suffering confusion lies death and all so they can feel better in theire selfrigthouness.
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5:21 am
satantic people?
it’s wrong to allow a monkey to smoke and drink (although the propensity for it to do so does point out the similarity between our two species)
and yes they may be atheists, although I think you are jumping the gun in saying they are satanic. I think they are misguided people.
I think they would benefit from the word for sure, and if they understood that all animals are here by gods creation, and how beautiful that creation is they might change their ways.
however, fighting against people like this with forceful damnation, only creates an enemy.
as god’s children I think we should love our enemy as we love ourselves as it says in the good book.
by this I don’t mean love what they do, but love the person, firstly by not judging them, and secondly by trying to educate that person.
If you really want to make a diffrence, I suggest to you that you may wish to contact this person and try to establish communication, without becoming angry.
this way you can let the lord work through you, and the experience of helping another will be a greater teacher than some kind of angry protest.
god bless you son,
I hope you can make a diffrence
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9:51 am
First, no rational educated person has every claimed “humans and monkeys are all one in the same”, that what closed simple-mined people hear with out fully listening or studying the subject. Hundreds of Millions of years ago there was an animal that both humans & the other Apes, as well as Monkeys all diverged from. Monkeys have tails, apes don’t. A Chimp is an ape like we are. Both Apes & Monkeys are Primates.
Second, being atheist, agnostic, or just secularist(because one might feel that the organized religion BUSINESS has corrupted any truism in spiritualism), is not wrong, evil or satanic. We are not going to hell(since it doesn’t exist), or try to stop you from believing whatever you want to believe. But the most religious people are the one who also feel as though they can tell us how to live. that’s wrong.
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