Chile Struck Down With 8.8 Mag Earthquake!
God uses his power to snap an unknown bridge in Chile, as to make it harder for people to flee the city which he struck down with an 8.8 magnitude earthquake.
(A.P.) Santiago, Chile – A massive magnitude earthquake of 8.8 magnitude has rocked Chili early Saturday. 82 people are dead and Chile’s female president expects the death toll to rise.
President Michelle Bachelet said, “We are taking necessary measures at this time,” in lieu of preparing for massive casualties that could reach into the hundreds or thousands.
Bachelet and the whole of South America tremble in fear from this great earthquake, that snapped many Chilean buildings right in half. Reports from that Associated Press indicate the earthquake was so powerful, that it has triggered tsunami warnings across many other poor, third world nations.
Even in Argentina, the power of God was felt as people fled and ran in frenzied circles when the ground started to shake by the order of our heavenly Father.
The Bible states that being slothful is a sin, and at a regional level, there are not too many areas of Earth that are lazier than South America, aside from Africa (not including S. Africa).
Chilean news crews were able to use their limited technology to broadcast images that showed their buildings in tatters, bridges torn asunder and great pillars of fire emerging from random piles of rubble.
Figure 2.2: Detailed map shows regions still at risk of God striking the down with a tsunami, as he vents his wrath Saturday, February 27th, 2010 A.D. (After Death Year of Christ’s Body).
According to the US geological survey, aftershocks are still being felt in surrounding countries. God is randomly snapping his fingers at will to let all the people in this region know he does not like how they are thinking about opening up talks with Hugo Chavez.
God does not like how they are thinking about opening up agreements with Russia and China about American oil in the ground of his land. What is in the Western Hemisphere belongs to America, as God ordained by the Monroe Doctrine.
Expect more tsunamis and earthquakes as countries continue to disobey God. His wrath is great and this little exercise of his power was but a flare of his nostrils, a snap of his fingers. Next time, he could wipe everything out so he choose and then send everyone who sins to hell.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
2:48 pm
You’re a sick bastard. I don’t care if this site is a joke, your words are shameful and unbelievably ignorant. Please go fuck yourself.
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3:51 pm
Anyone else find it funny that he doesn’t know what A.D. stands for?
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6:18 pm
god uses his powers to destroy some tower in new york
see it’s not so nice is it?
get of you fucking high hourse if this is indded gods during god is the enemy of mankind and should be despised.
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2:32 pm
Satan was behind that attack and Bill Clinton disobeyed God, leaving our country vulnerable to the dark machinations of terrorists.
We will never forget what they have done and when Jeb Bush becomes President Jeb Bush in 2012, our Christian nation is going to finish off Iran, Saudi Arabia and every other sand filled hovel over there until the only thing that moves is the only thing worth our attention over there: our oil.
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3:23 pm
exactly what is it that makes you so magicaly capable of knowing what is an act of god and what is satans doing. heck for all we know this earthquake could be done by satan whille 9/11 was god. prove me wrong.
also it’s not your oil….thats kind of why it’s not you who have it. or ever had it for that matter.
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10:14 pm
okay Mister clyde I will teach you something today BC means Before Christ
this one everyone Know
AD means Anno Domini : (domini for a king a lord or whatever you call it ) and Anno means Years
its Latin See I’m intelligent compared to you
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10:59 am
I prefer to use the terms “BCE” and “CE” instead of “BC” and “AD”.
BCE = Before the Common Era
CE = Common Era
Take religion out of it as much as possible.
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11:14 pm
“The Bible states that being slothful is a sin, and at a regional level, there are not too many areas of Earth that are lazier than South America, aside from Africa (not including S. Africa).”
With all the fat Americans I would say that the US is lazier that all the other countries.
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7:49 pm
Yeah, it always struck me as odd that while being slothful is supposedly a sin, one day of every week is set aside as a day where it is a sin to do anything at all.
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2:25 pm
Wow God is a great magician!! I can’t believe “God” snapped a bridge in half!! That’s incredible, what other bullshit magic tricks can he do??? LMAO fucking idiots!!
Maybe God will snap a bridge on you someday!
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2:25 am
This is so retarded. Reverend Higgins, I believe in a heaven, and you shall surely not be in it, for condemning those you have no authority to judge. who are you to declare that these people should have had their lives taken away? up yours, pompous old man.
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