Chuck Norris Handles a Women Driver
As we all know, a womens are not the best drivers on Earth. Scientifically speaking, it is because their brains are wired different and they can’t quite process abstract details gooder than us men. This is fine and the way God made the simple creatures.
Now last time we had a women driver video, I really got tickled because how ridiculous she was. You can find that video here and really, the humor in it is just so splendid. Thank God for the women he gave us to brighten our day.
Oh, let us not forget the time we all laughed and shared thoughts when a women get stucked in her car.
Today as I was searching the internet for pictures to complain about and demand to be censored, I came across a funny movie video that I thought would be great to share with you as you get ready for bed.
This movie video features Chuck Norris and he has an aggressive womans in his car. As she tries to naturally get out of her role and grab the steering wheel, we see Mr. Norris shows how to put her back in her place. Now I’m not advocating beating a women, just sometimes they do get out of line and need corrected. Just saying.
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Abe…please go kill your self. You are a moron, your posts are stupid, and you flat out have nothing intelligent to say.
As we all know, a womens are not the best drivers on Earth. Scientifically speaking, it is because their brains are wired different and they can’t quite process abstract details gooder than us men.
Source? Since when is “Gooder” a word, woman and men have the same basic brain functions, some men are smarter than some woman, some woman are smarter than some man, they are exactly the same as us.
This is fine and the way God made the simple creatures.
Last time I checked, no human organism is simple. We all run on a line of organized cell tissue, arteries, which last time I checked is not simple.
Oh, let us not forget the time we all laughed and shared thoughts when a women get stucked in her car.
Stucked? My mother drove me around for years when I went I lived with them, my gf has driven me from work, since I live in New York, and we share a car, so I have no idea where you are getting your “facts” from you sexist pig.
Today as I was searching the internet for pictures to complain about and demand to be censored, I came across a funny movie video that I thought would be great to share with you as you get ready for bed.
You have nothing better to do? Seriously? Go see a movie, spend time with your probable many kids, which you probaby think your wife is only good for, like I said go kill yourself.
This movie video features Chuck Norris and he has an aggressive womans in his car. As she tries to naturally get out of her role and grab the steering wheel, we see Mr. Norris shows how to put her back in her place. Now I’m not advocating beating a women, just sometimes they do get out of line and need corrected. Just saying.
Its from a movie, and I don’t watch many movies about Chuck Norris, but from what I can see from it, he is obviously either kidnapping her (he plays the bad guy) or the lady just wants to flat out get out of the car. Women have the same exact role in society as men do, women are doctors, lawyers, soldiers they can do everything men can do and vice versa.
Now I’m not advocating beating a women, just sometimes they do get out of line and need corrected. Just saying.
You obviously are ok with wife beating, otherwise you wouldn’t support hitting her even the slightest bit, hitting a woman is unacceptable, just as hitting another human being is unacceptable. Men arenot free to hit woman, nor are woman free to hit men (unless in self defense). What you are saying is retarded, and people like you need to be spayed and denied marriage licenses, because it is idiotic. Although why do I even try, you are given the right to free speech, I don’t like how idiots are free to speak their mind as such, but as a supporter of free speech and an American, I can’t do jack shit about it.
P.S. Learn to fucking spell check.
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Is your brain hardwired in a way that gives you a complete misunderstanding of the English language?
Gooder? …Really?
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first of…how about a bit of english? or just to satisfy you “american” because whatever that language is it’s neither. at beat it’s moronic.
second male drivers are not better than female. heck they are worse. ask any and i do seriously mean any car insurancre company. sure i’ll agree on one thing. the majority of worlds worts drivers are most likely female but then again i could aregue that that other than muslim most terorists are christian. does that mean every single christian is a terrorist? no and neither does some bad female drivers mean all are worse. as a matter of fact the study on whos better at what says that males are better at simple tasks where they can focus o that and nothing else whille women excel at multitasking(generaly speaking) however driveing a car in todays society must be clasified as multitasking and as such we can conclude that women are better drivers.
third : “Today as I was searching the internet for pictures to complain about and demand to be censored,”
so you admit that you are against free speech?
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i work at a car insurance company, of the people claiming it, over 80% are men. (and i can imagine chuck norris being a shitty drive)
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lurn 2 satire pls
(Anyone who mentions Chuck Norris at any time, for any purpose, anywhere, is not being serious. Yes, that includes Mike Huckabee.)
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Idiot, Chuck Norris is actually a writer for ChristWire Global Ministries. Here is his actual page on their WND site:
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=43&authorId=29&tId=8
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I’m sure glad I don’t speak “American”. Seriously? I wrote like this in SECOND GRADE.
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Are you people complete %*&$ing morons? This entire website is a thinly-veiled spoof of Christians and Conservatives created *by* liberals. >_<
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I wish more people knew that.
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and i wish you idiots would realise that we do know but only play along for the sake of greater comedic effect.
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Or maybe it’s real conservative who are stupid and dumb enough to speak like that we will never Know
and why “liberals” will waste their time creating such a site fundamentalist is good at that
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Gooder… lmfao
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Monoke will now do her imitation of Abe: …HERPDERPHERPDERPGOODER! HERPWOMENSSTUCKEDDERP!
Seriously? You’re always bawwwing about wanting to enforce the English language on all foreigners and yet you don’t even have a basic grasp on the language either!
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I agree with you Abe. But not all womens are not bad drivers either. And most of the women are the considered to be the best drivers than men. The insurance for women have benefits such as protect, against various damages, protection against loss of car due to theft and cover against damages due to accident, covered against third party liabilities, many optional benefits such as windscreen replacement and repair, cover for you handbag and protection against legal expenses.
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