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    East Coast Continues To Get Pounded By Snow

    February 10, 2010 6:11 pm 3 comments
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     East Coast Continues To Get Pounded By Snow

    The East Coast of America continues to be pommeled by the worst snowstorm since 1775.

    Since the storm’s first furiously frosty flurries last week, scores of Americans have found themselves trapped in bars, nudey clubs and Democratic think-tanks, caught in the breeches of sin and nowhere to escape. As seen in the image above, the streets are now barren and stragglers face a bitter, cold death on the streets, in solitude.

    God has grown tired of the East Coast’s comfort with sin. As mentioned, per capita they frequent houses of sin moreso than other parts of the nation, in secret. We see New York’s blind black governor has yet another scandalous affair.

    Barack Obama may be cheating on Michelle with Hawaiian luau boys. In the following image, you’ll see how something is just not quite right with how the Sun is positioned over the Washington monument. It has a creepy Egyptian vibe to it, yet the land is covered with snow. Something Satanic is afoot and God is not pleased.

     East Coast Continues To Get Pounded By Snow

    Only several weeks ago, we see what God did to Haiti because they had something Satanic in their hearts. Their people made a pact with the devil and also practiced voodoo. They allowed socialized medicine and were so comfortable with abortions they allowed women to do it in dark alleys and on the beach.

    Such depraved sin fills God’s nostrils with foul odor, and in response his nostrils shoot at great steam from wrath! His wrath burns so hot sometimes it causes the bowels of Earth itself to shake, the tectonics tumult burning Earth’s magma so hot it causes the ground to shake.

    Woe unto those who invoke God’s wrath that it burns so hot it comes out cold. Woe unto you, East Coast. This weather shall not let up until your per capita sin decreases.

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    You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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    • well i think we should wait and see if this whole deal will end when good old father winter leaves shouldn’t we?

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    • there is also a snowstorm in the south :D hahaha but most of the eastern coast were trapped inside their house ( why they should be trapper in nude club when its was the super bowl anyway )

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    • Im ever so glad this is satire.

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