Hotmail Not Working, Hotmail Service Unavailable and Down
The hands of Satan have once again brought mayhem to internet email service. As you know, Satan annually causes email services such as GMAIL, Yahoo and MSN Hotmail to go down so as to hinder the day of Americans worldwide.
He does this so people will curse and bang their desks in anger as they cannot open their emails. He also seeks to destroy the credibility of American companies so that people will be tempted to use foreign email services, further hurting the wounded American economy.
Earlier today, MSNBC was forced to issue the following statement: “‘This morning, around 9:30am PST, the Windows Live ID sign-in service experienced a partial outage that caused some customers to not be able to sign into services using Windows Live ID.’”
This outage affected millions of users and created massive pandemonium. Fortunately several of our members sent prayer requests to our email at holymailbox@christwire.org, so we were able to pray for our friends at MSNBC and their technicians as they attempted to remove the electronic pathogens Satan had placed in their mail servers.
Just moments after several of us held a multi-party phone prayer, behold what God did for MSN per their testimony: “‘“This morning, around 9:30am PST, the Windows Live ID sign-in service experienced a partial outage that caused some customers to not be able to sign into services using Windows Live ID.’”
Praise God for taking the time to even correct wrongs Satan has done to our technology. We serve an amazing, compassionate and tech-savvy God.
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yeah i’m still going to go with the idea that “it broke” rather than satan cursed it and ” a technician repaired it” over god doing it.
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And when I fart, it’s not due to build up of intestinal gas. Nope. GOD made it happen!
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Please stop leaving comments in my name and trying to make everyone think that you’re me, when it’s just really you leaving the comments and not me. Thanks.
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You DO realize you’re arguing with yourself, don’t you?
Oh, and yes, Satan controls EVERY GODDAMN BAD THING THAT HAPPENS. Really? How thickheaded can you get? OPEN YOUR EYES. Where is the proof that Satan, or God for that matter, even exists? Where? I know what you’ll say… “In the Bible, of course!” The Bible is a BOOK. Just because there’s a book written about Harry Potter, does that make him real?
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No, I was here first but several people create accounts and use my name to confuse everyone else, so they think it’s me posting sick things when it’s actually whoever is trying to mock me and get on my nerves. It is childish and I ask that they stop and just use their own names so we can have discussions where everyone knows when it’s me commenting and not them, and vice versa.
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You have a point. Everyone, please don’t make him look more like the idiot he is. He doesn’t need the help, and it interferes with my flaming him! I have a need of entertainment, too!
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i detect a huge amount of fail in this post as its called a malfunction to the msn world server and the technichians fixed it at the end of the day not god or “satan” don’t be retarded including you adam nelson and give up the jig of you being a christian i still don’t buy it mate
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erf … No it’s not Satan nor it’s god … seriously and its not YOUR technology it’s worldwide technology
but like everyone said it’s already fail enough said
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We all know that servers never need to be maintained. They never need to be updated. They will always be online. So therefore, when it goes down, its the work of Satan.
Learn to IT you dumb ass cheese fucker.
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