Lady Gaga Evolves A Secret Penis
Fellow parents I have urgent news for you. There is a popular new clut singer out there calling herself “Lady Gaga”. She is claiming to be a woman and yet saying she has evolved a secret penis.
This is not even possible so when I first came upon this news I was horrified and shocked. In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve. Man and woman. Now we have this Gaga claiming she was born a woman and has now a Satan scepters as it is not natural.
Why would she do this unless one thing. She is part of the long standing homogay agenda.
The gays are a sick people who will try anything to corrupt our children. They have written songs and used their gay decorating skills to create appealing, sparkly outfits for Lady Gaga.
They have teamed together to use their high school theater training to give theatrics to all of Gaga’s performances so she would be very popular to young people and always appear on MTV music awards. Then the big reveal: a secret penis.
Somehow scientists have apparently figured out how to put a peen into a woman. This is not natural or right. In the British Magazine named Q, Gaga will apparently talk about this in more detail. Already the liberals are getting all excited about this sin.
Parents, I grow tired of the gay agenda. Every day we figure out a way to kill off many of their threats, but they are relentless. They are always dreaming up new stuff with which to corrupt our children: Gay pink dolphins, the toypedo,Wolverine toys, and big gay ice cream trucks.
Now they have a normally nice looking, pretty woman turning herself into a man with a penis all so your teen son will get confused. This type of gay behavior is destroying our nation and ruining the moral fabric of our country.
I know nothing else of this Gaga but sadly will have to pray a great curse falls upon her as she is helping the homogay agenda. No telling how she will be punished, maybe fall off the stage at a concert or perhaps swallow the microphone while singing and forever ruin her vocals.
Here is the magazine cover for Q that will teach children how scientists are perverting God’s design. If you see this in your son or daughters room, please immediately burn it and take them to a good psychologist so they can receive counsel and psychiatric medication.
This is part of the gay agenda and it is sad to see a once popular female singer participating in it.
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Author: Abe
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1:57 pm
I’ll join you in prayer Abe so that her career fades and gay agenda fails. I’ll also pray that the gays and their agenda drown in a lake of fiery lava.
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11:07 pm
How very un-Christian of you to pass judgement as well as wish harm upon Lady Gaga and gay individuals. What type of abomination is this site? Christianity is about loving your fellow man. Your comments in this article are ridiculous and ignorant. You contradict yourself several times. If you truly are Christian, you wouldn’t pray for something horrible to befall her, you would just pray for her well-being!
People like you make me sick! I truly hope that this site is some sort of very sad joke, and not your true beliefs.
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7:38 am
u can go “drown in a lake of fiery lava” in HELL and that goes for ur bible too
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2:27 pm
but what will we do about the christian agenda? it must be stopped!!!!
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4:48 pm
I want everyone to know that not ALL Christians are hateful, judgemental people. They aren’t CHRISTIANS if they are those 2 things!!! They are holy rollers and they give Christianity AND GOD a bad name!!! God LOVES everyone that he created and wants a relationship with all of you!!! This website makes me SICK to my stomach, and the people who support this self righteous crap, I guarantee God is DISAPPOINTED deeply with you!!!
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3:01 pm
“Lady Gaga Evolves A Secret Penis”
I thought you didn’t believe in evolution, Abe.
“This is not even possible so when I first came upon this news I was horrified and shocked.”
Did you spray your trailer with oatmeal? Is your trailer still being covered as I write this?
“The gays are a sick people who will try anything to corrupt our children.”
The only people who try to corrupt children are freaks like Stephenson Billings, who try to lure them out to the mountains to “diddle” them, as you guys so eloquently like to put it.
“Somehow scientists have apparently figured out how to put a peen into a woman.”
Haha, no, the cavemen found out long ago how to “put a peen into a woman”! I’m sure that there are millions of women worldwide, who, as we type, are getting “peens” put into them! XD, except for us proud virgins, who have no desire to have a “peen” put into us XD
“No telling how she will be punished, maybe fall off the stage at a concert or perhaps swallow the microphone while singing and forever ruin her vocals.”
Wow dude, just…wow. There’s no way that she could swallow her microphone without someone rubbing it with KY jelly and forcefully jamming it down her throat.
“take them to a good psychologist so they can receive counsel and psychiatric medication.”
Psychologists cannot dispense behavior/mood altering medication; only psychiatrists or physicians can do that.
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4:52 pm
They out to make assembling an internet connection more difficult, so retards like Abe couldn’t work out how to do it.
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5:00 pm
its look like photoshopped if not she surely use strapon dildo nothing news about that
and yes Lady Gaga is a real girl
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6:44 pm
Old News you stupid redneck. Lady Gaga came out a year ago, claiming she was hermanphraditic on her twitter. She always considered herself a woman though, and a beautiful woman she is, hell Im straight and I would do her, even if i had to look at that thing flailing around.
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2:06 am
you’re the redneck here, she never once in her life said she was a hermaphrodite, she came out as BISEXUAL, two completely different things. she does not have a penis.
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1:39 pm
The next time you’re surfing the Web, Abe, do a little actual research instead of looking for bogus videos that you can watch and then blow your oatmeal all over your monitor.
Lady Gaga is wearing a strap on in this picture to combat all of the back-and-forth over whether or not she’s got a penis.
Link: http://www.gomag.com/news/lady_gaga_straps_on_her_d/
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3:55 pm
Why would I even believe what Gomag has to say? Those are gays.
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7:13 pm
why should we listen to christians? they all lie when it suits their agenda
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5:23 am
Christians are the only think corrupting kids, damn lies you tell everyone. I use to hear it every day, damn christians turned there there backs on there own rules.
love one and another like brothers and sisters. but yet you damn christains want gays to burn in hell. kids from day one are brain washed from day one, if they believe in some magic “PERSON” in the sky they will go to Hevean and live forever.
preaching bullshit of good is the only way, but can’t prove it. I will believe in science and my own mind, before I believe in of this damn christ christian garage, of go to church every day pray and believe in some guy who raised from the dead. I’m not sure what god is, but I sure do know what he isn’t.
damn every person pointing the finger, only finger I know how to point is a middle finger.
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5:40 am
Do you ever ask yourself if you will die where your soul go? heaven or hell? We only satisfy our flesh how about our soul. Yes, only good things will make things different when it comes from God. How will you know evil from good if you as a person do not have the effort to find the truth. If you are with God you really feel speechless, amazing, awesome. Things in this world is temporary. If we die we can bring our cellphones, money, video games? certainly not. We are reluctant to find who is God, if God is not good then he will not continue to give us life everyday but how about now still he protect us he give us food, clothes, anything that makes our life comfortable. We people who abuse our freedom ruined the society not God.
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10:47 am
I have a penis. And I am a woman.
And there is nothing wrong with me, is there?
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7:53 pm
Whoever wrote this article messed up!
Does the title of this article mean ChristWire recognizes the existence of evolution, or does it mean that men are more evolved than women? Because I think either case kind of goes against what a site called “ChistWire” would likely stand for.
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9:12 pm
Wow she evolved a penis, but you say evolution doesn’t exist! You’re so stupid that you just went against you own belifs. Also it is impossible to randomly grow a penis. Also if she was a man her breast would look fake which they don’t and she whould a male structure which she doesn’t. also her voice does not have a male tone. You can find a picture of lady gaga topless on google. I did research and it’s a real picture.
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4:54 pm
Please everyone, don’t give Christians a bad name just because you encounter idiots like this guy on this website. I assure you we’re not all like this!!! There is a such thing as evolution, everything evolves eventually. We just don’t believe God created monkeys, and they evolved into man. We don’t disregard ALL types of evolution. And we all don’t think everyone is going to hell either. These people are not Christians, they are ignorant and don’t listen to what God is telling them. TRUE Christians will show anyone the love and forgiveness they deserve because we ALL are UNWORTHY!!!! ALL of us!!
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8:09 am
KILL EM ALL! LET GOD SORT EM OUT!
incha Allah it will happen soon!
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3:43 pm
Lady Gaga is an amazing artist, and if she has a ‘secret’penis
more power to her.
This is the most ridiculus website i’ve ever seen.
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1:47 am
why do you keep calling us homogays? what the hell man! pick one, its homosexual or gay, not homogay, thats not a damn word.
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4:18 pm
but im still in love with judas babyyyyy
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11:54 pm
Seriously?
There’s no ‘gay agenda’ there are no secret meetings all us LGBTQ+ people attend, numb nuts.
Its sad that ALL religious people are getting a bad name for idiots like this.
This is why our country is going to hell, idiots like this are getting mad over NOTHING.
God and Jesus preached love and acceptance, and all this is doing is furthering our REGRESSION.
Sadly, all this prejudice is FUCKING THE COUNTRY OVER.
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12:29 am
Gaga is really just making fun of all the people who said she had a penis in the first place.
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1:38 am
Dear nonbeliever, I sent Lady Gaga down from Heaven. She is my angel because she is perfect. You better be fucking happy with my gift from above and stop your bitching. Or else I will call up ol’ Lucifer when it’s your time (which will be very very soon if you don’t stop disrespecting the most beautiful creation I’ve ever made.) It is your time to repent, buy a poster, maybe get some hooker scented candles and pray to Godga. She is all that can save you by this point because I’m pretty damn pissed. By the way if I find out you are even thinking anything negative while reading this then you might wake up with a unicorn hoof print on your face and SHAME in your heart as a hooker walks out of your apartment. Also I will make sure Mr. PeeWinky is a couple inches shorter by morning…not like you will be getting any anyways because of your hateful ways against Godga. Love always, you will go to fucking Hell very soon if you don’t start praying her way.
Here is a picture to show you how highly I think of my beautiful creation Godga:
http://s861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/mcjennifer12/?action=view¤t=PraiseGodga.gif
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