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Barack Obama has once again proven why he’s such a great leader, this time as he has increased increased the capability of land and sea-based missile defenses in several Gulf nations to protect American allies against a potential Iranian strike, just as President George W. Bush prophesied must be done.
The terrors of Iran now cower in fear and panic, as American missiles will swipe down their little primitive SCUDS should they dare shoot them at our allies. Our warplanes will rain freedom upon their sand-laden hovels as they shriek in fear and panic, knowing that America is truly one nation under God and favored by God.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his communist allies in Russia are very upset with Obama’s unveiling of the new US missile shield. The missile shield is the brainchild of President George W. Bush, a long-term missile defense plan crafted to keep peace between Sunnis, Israel and the war-like Iranian tuskens.
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9:07 am
“Barack Obama has once again proven why he’s such a great leader”
…this got to be the defintion of irnony
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1:45 pm
*facepalm*…not again. So today you’ve decided that Obama is a great leader? Just yesterday you accused him of “slacking off” and being lazy:
http://christwire.org/2010/01/obama-attends-basketball-game/
Let me guess, yesterday your trailer was sprayed with oat bran, yet today it was sprayed with shredded wheat, because you decided that you no longer liked oat bran. And tomorrow it will be sprayed with oat bran again because you decided that it was awesome after all.
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3:33 pm
“knowing that America is truly one nation under God and favored by God.”
Then I’m moving out of America. You people make me want to projectile vomit on kittens. Small minded Americans like you are disgusting, and the reason that I’m NOT proud to be an American.
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