Satanic Cat Predicts 50 Deaths
Satan has given a cat the power to predict deaths.
According to Dr. David Dosa, a resident cat at a Rhode Island nursing home has the power to predict deaths. Whenever a patient is about to die, the cat will bolt into their rooms and curl up next to them.
It will purr Satanicly and try to invite the old person’s cold soul straight to the hottest depths of hell.
Friends, we all know the cat is Satan’s favorite animal. We saw them help the Egyptians worship false gods and it’s no secret Wiccan witches keep them as dear companions.
Now, we see Satan can train them to try to lure a person’s soul to hell with demonically soft purrs and meows.
There is nothing soothing about burning in hell for all time and it’s so sad that old people are so gullible that they can sometimes be tricked into thinking otherwise. They think this kitty means no harm but fail to realize that what’s really going here is recruitment for hell.
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Author: Abe
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5:31 am
FYI – In Christianity, the “M” marking on the forehead of tabby cats is said to be where Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ (Christianity’s primary prophet and son of the single Christian god) touched and blessed a tabby cat that comforted her baby.
A cat that comforts people in their final hours when their family is unable to be with them is doing Christian work.
A cat that brings comfort to the families of the people who were not able to be their with their loved ones in their final hours in doing Christian work
Oscar the cat (name meaning ‘Divine Spear’) is proof in many minds that God exists.
How is that satanic or evil?
A man who pretends to speak for a religion, who hides behind a facade and who twists works of wonder and miracle so that they appear to be evil is satanic and should be shunned.
You are not a good christian and should be ashamed of yourself.
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1:16 am
In egypt the cats was a good weapon against evil so if those “christian” are scared of cats it,s because they are evil and satan themselve
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3:21 pm
This cat, Oscar, first made the news a few years ago.
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6:03 pm
It’s kind of sad what you come up with. It’s entertaining, but very, very sad. Purrs are not Satanic, nor is there anything wrong with Satanists. Every religion, excluding those which do not worship deities (Buddhism) is equally wrong.
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8:18 pm
A lot of people obviously failed reading comprehension in school – or maybe sarcasm is not their second of even third language???
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6:08 am
I do not understand this site. Are you guys trolling the internet for laughs? I’ve been here for less than an hour and all I see is hate. How can you judge that a cat is evil or good?
1. You judge the cat.
John 7:24 (NIV)
24 Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a right judgment.”
I do not believe that you should judge. John might of been misguided throughout his journeys. I believe that Matthew saw it in a better way.
Matthew 7:2–5 (NIV)
2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
I believe God is the only one who can Judge.
2. Killing in the name of blasphemy. This doesn’t relate to this story, but it relates to the Bill Gates one. I don’t believe us as humans have the right to judge or kill because of what we think is right or wrong.
Thou Shall Not Kill
3. Wrath – Hatred against someone else is never good. All it does is open doors for evil powers. Love/Kindness is more powerful than hatred/wrath will ever be. God doesn’t exactly promote love/kindness though. He is more of a man of an eye for an eye this is why he sent his son to Earth to promote good will/kindness to others. Jesus believed in not hurting someone because they have hurt you in the past except forgive them and teach them how not to hate. I’m not saying that god is evil he is a man that believes what you do to others shall be passed onto you. God isn’t technically a man. He is not mortal in a sense. I have no idea to tell you what he/she is though because I have no idea. He just left us with wisdom to follow.
I’m not telling you guys how to run your website just a suggestion. Just saying that kindness/love to others has more power than hatred/wrath.
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11:39 am
The cat should be subject to euthanasia.
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12:25 pm
You should be subject to euthanasia, Adam.
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8:33 pm
do you even know what euthenasia means, you uneducated dick head
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12:34 pm
Oh, look, the woman has learned to mimic human speech. Polly want a cracker?
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3:29 pm
No, Polly want a Virgin of Nuremberg to shove you into:
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6:06 pm
Is… is this a joke? Seriously I’ve read two articles and I think people on this website are straight ignorant retards! SO WHAT IF THE CAT CAN “PREDICT” DEATHS!? How does that make it satanic?! What if it just wants to soothe the person who dies, they might be scraed. I would, besides cats have always been a sign of good luck, and protection. I’ve never heard of it being satan’s favorite animal. Jeeez -.-
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3:19 am
Actually, animals can sense things the rest of us can’t. Animals can sometimes see ghosts: they seem to follow invisible people around or growl or cringe at nothing. I heard that geologists read the classifieds in the paper to check how many dogs and cats have disappeared. If a bunch have bailed, the geologists figure an earthquake is on the way.
Now, all these delinquent dogs and cats can’t be satanic. You walk the dog, and he bolts for the local coven. I don’t think so. And for something like a cat to be satanic, it would have to accept the demon into its life. That’s a stretch.
I never realized there was so much making things up in journalism.
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12:04 pm
Oh, so now you’re going to try to hop on the supernatural train? You can’t claim your little atheism and then try to say spirits and such exist.
Demons can infect animals; that’s a well known fact. The animals don’t really have a choice in these cases and sadly, cats seem to be more prone to getting infested with imps. That leaves the responsibility to us to go ahead and put down any suspicious looking cat before it causes to much trouble for those in its locale.
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4:57 pm
“sadly, cats seem to be more prone to getting infested with imps.”
Why do you say “sadly”? You hate cats, whether they’re “infested with imps” or not. If anything, shouldn’t you be glad that cats get infested, because it gives you the excuse to euthanize the poor things? I don’t believe your “sympathy” for them one bit, fuckwad. How about you do us all a favor and stick a shotgun in your mouth?
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12:54 am
Claire, as a physician I have a unique appreciation for all life. It pains me to know that we have to euthanize cats because they are not only vermin, but can become infested with evil spirits.
It burdened my heart the last 3 times I had to call animal control to get a group of kittens I saw through town. I know the fate that awaits them, but it is my duty to help control the pet population.
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9:23 am
“Claire, as a physician I have a unique appreciation for all life.”
Aren’t you still a student? Dipshit.
“It pains me to know that we have to euthanize cats because they are not only vermin, but can become infested with evil spirits.”
First of all, cats are not vermin. How dare you accuse two of the most important aspects of my family’s life of being vermin! Second, they can’t become infested with evil spirits. That’s fucking retarded, and so are you.
“It burdened my heart the last 3 times I had to call animal control to get a group of kittens I saw through town. I know the fate that awaits them, but it is my duty to help control the pet population.”
Oh spare me your lies. You’re just looking for excuses for your thirst for blood. If you had a heart, you would have taken those kittens to an animal shelter, or requested that animal control took them to a shelter. Kittens are highly rehabilitatable, and even the most feral of kittens can be rehabilitated and conditioned enough to be adopted out to a loving family. You deserve to die.
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11:32 am
There are hundreds upon hundreds of kitten vermin. To care for them and try to feed them until someone decides to adopt one of them would be too heavy a burden upon the taxpayer’s wallet. So it’s horrible but what must be done must be done. The vermin must be put down.
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12:57 pm
how is that any different from the “vermin” that is unwanted babies?
i can’t understand how you can have that openion and at the same time be against abortion because it’s killing. a life is a life right?
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1:29 pm
CATS ARE NOT VERMIN.
“To care for them and try to feed them until someone decides to adopt one of them would be too heavy a burden upon the taxpayer’s wallet.”
BULLSHIT. Take it from someone who has volunteered at the MSPCA for the past three years and has worked at animal control.
“So it’s horrible but what must be done must be done. The vermin must be put down.”
I can use the same argument for why abortion is okay…except for the fact that euthanizing kittens is crueler than aborting fetuses, because said fetuses are not yet aware, sentient, and cannot function on their own. Not to mention the fact that human babies are fucking obnoxious. Kittens cry, but they are tiny little mewling sounds – they don’t scream their fucking heads off. Kittens can also learn proper elimination by several weeks old…as opposed to human babies who need their asses wiped ten times a day until they’re two years old. Oh, and kittens are also 100 times cuter than human babies.
1 month old kitten:
1 month old human:
Eww, what the hell is that thing? It looks like Buddy Hackett!
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7:00 pm
Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone. You’re off your fucking rocker.
Seek help.
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7:03 pm
Damn. I meant that to be a reply to Adam Nelson…
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5:02 pm
“Oh, so now you’re going to try to hop on the supernatural train? You can’t claim your little atheism and then try to say spirits and such exist.”
of course he can. atheism is not beliveing a in a god. are you saying you can’t belive in the supernatural if you don’t belive in a god? that does not make sense.
also why don’t you try and prove that the animals are possesed by anything?
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6:15 pm
Adam Nelson says, “Demons can infect animals; that’s a well known fact”…
Adam Nelson is clearly a moron, and does not understand what a “fact” is. A fact is something that is true, provable, and happens in a place the rest of us call REALITY (which you clearly know nothing about, try picking up a book some time and maybe you’ll learn something.)
As for the author: If you believe in Demons (that posses house pets so they can comfort those in need), why not Elves and Unicorns and Goblins? Where does your mind make the schizophrenic jump from compassionate house pet to Demon possession? There’s nothing supernatural about this, animals are prone to noticing subtle cues from humans.
You sir, are insane and give people with faith a bad name…
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9:31 am
FEAR ME FEABLE HUMANS
I AM THE DEVIL CAT, I WILL TAKE YOUR SOULS AND TURN THEM INTO BALLS OF YARN THEN TOSS THEM ABOUT FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIREY PITS OF KITTY LITTER.
THE END IS NIGH 66.13
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1:39 pm
The fact that you advocate murdering a child, and even comparing a human to a cat, shows psychotic tendencies that should require psychological evaluation. People who think like you are a grave danger to society at large.
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2:04 pm
Why are humans more valuable than animals?
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2:25 pm
Ask the Supreme Court, psycho.
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6:29 pm
“Ask the Supreme Court, psycho.”
Wow, for once you came up with a reason other than “because the bible says so.”
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2:10 pm
I’m a tool. I wish I could say this is a learned behavior that I’ve practiced year over year. But, alas, no: I was born this way.
Just like a gay man, this is who I am and it cannot be changed.
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2:12 pm
I’m a tool. I wish I could say this was learned behavior I’ve practiced year over year, but alas, no: I was born this way.
Much like a gay man’s genetic makeup, mine cannot be changed.
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6:17 pm
Well first off…..anyone going to hell is because they did not accept the gift of eternal life from God (when he sent his only son Jesus to die on the cross for our sins AKA GIFT OF SALVATION!!!!) The very concept of a cat (forgive me Father, and all the readers if this sounds at all judgemental….but i feel that this needs to be said) but the very concept of a cat luring to hell? does not at all sound PAGAN to anyone? Honestly….an animal doesn’t take innocense away tyo hell…..people not accepting Christ and God’s Gift and Purpose is what brings them to hell……..
This sight has something horrible working behind it….i would know….i used to be in witchcraft……Im starting to wonder if this sight is authentically made with Christian intentions for God’s purpose…..or if it’s another of SATAN’S tools to lead the readers to feel that Christians are ignorant and hateful…..READ THROUGH EVERY ARTICLE!!!! IF YOU ARE A CHILD OF GOD AND CONFESSED YOUR SINS TO HIM AND ACCEPTED HIS GIFT….YOU ALL WILL PROBABLY SEE AND FEEL WHAT I SEE AND FEEL. THIS IS A CALLING TO ALL TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD…READ THE BIBLE….EVERY PART. LEARN WHAT GOD HIMSELF HAS TO SAY. THEN COME BACK TO THIS SITE AND SEE IT FOR THE EVIL THAT IT IS!!!! HOW WOULD THIS SEEM IF THIS REACHED THE EYES AND EARS OF THE LOST? THIS WOULD MOST LIKELY TURN THEM FROM GOD AS WELL AS LEAD THOSE WITH STRUGGLES IN THEIR FAITH DOWN A VERY VERY DARK ROAD….PLEASE……FOR THE SAKE OF GOD AND HIS PURPOSE……CONSIDER THIS…..MAYBE WE START TO BRING PEOPLE TO GOD INSTEAD OF DRIVING THEM AWAY.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL
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