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    Satanic Goose Attacks Kayaker

    February 5, 2010 2:45 am 8 comments
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    In the following exclusive video from Fox News, we see a goose has been possesed by demons and attacks an innocent kayaker enjoying God’s nature.

    I wish I was there with a gun because I would have shot and hunted down this foul flying beast. Warning: The following video media contains footage of a Satan-possessed creature attacking a man. Please first pray and have women/children leave the room before viewing.

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    8 Comments

    • Adam Nelson
      February 5, 2010
      3:22 pm


      This is the exact reason why everyone should carry a gun when out in the wilderness. You never know when you’ll need to shoot the life out of a possessed animal.

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    • Jazze
      February 5, 2010
      4:12 pm


      yes because no animal have ever been know to want to defend their nests or anything like that? once again you wanna kill something for doing “what god designed it to do”

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    • Adam Nelson
      February 5, 2010
      4:21 pm


      This animal was possessed by a demon, which you will also find happened in the Bible. Man has dominion over animals and over Satan by the power of Christ, so it’s fine to shoot an animal in the face or Satan with the Holy Word.

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      • Jazze
        February 6, 2010
        9:34 am


        prove you are right. you can talk as much you want about satan and god and the bible but until you prove that shit it has no merit at all.

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    • Millenium
      February 5, 2010
      4:45 pm


      so adam can I shoot you In the face as welkl I wonder how will you feel ?

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    • Adam Nelson
      February 6, 2010
      11:17 am


      Sure, Millenium, shoot a man as you would a lowly beast. Typical.

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    • MikeyBoobs
      April 13, 2010
      12:42 am


      Oh no aminimals defending their territory! What are we going to do!

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    • MikeyBoobs
      April 13, 2010
      12:44 am


      I mean animals not aminimals. Thats something you would do Abe.

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