Seaworld Gets an Overhaul from Satan
I remember taking my children to SeaWorld expecting to see all of God’s marine life inspiring all of us while making us “awe” at how amazing God’s creation is. When I got there I was shocked at how many abominations are on display! They actually had creatures of the Devil making people laugh! I could not believe my eyes and I immediately fell to my knees and begged God’s forgiveness for these lost souls being entertained by Satan’s minions. Laughing and enjoying Lucifer’s work is promoting him and saying “Go ahead and destroy the world and we will sit back and enjoy you doing it, Mr. Lucifer!” This is not to be tolerated!
Proof resides in these evil acts. Just last week a Killer Whale named Tilikum violently murdered the evil beast’s trainer and care taker who was a wonderful child of God. The trainer, knowing this beast was a creation of Satan, was attempting to care for it and turn it to the light, which would have been the first satanic animal to ever become christian. Seek more proof? Then consider this. Why would a “peaceful animal of God” destroy someone who is caring for it? That is the Devil’s work! As if that isn’t proof enough, here is the icing on the cake. Tilikum is Japanese for “Satan Lives” and as we all know, the Japanese are children of Satan. These beasts are no doubt creatures of Satan.
Staring and laughing at spawns of Satan for our entertainment is not Holy, no matter how you look at it. Don’t you ever wonder why SeaWorld attracts so many satanic people? Only 12% of us that visit it are Christians while a staggering 88% are homosexual devil worshiping drug addicts who are getting tips on how to spread chaos throughout our peaceful society. Vile creatures, these Satanic beasts are, and the people who follow them! These “parks” must be closed down as soon as possible and the creatures must be destroyed! I feel so bad for the sea otters and the few other God made animals there that are stuck with the rest of the satanic animals, but they are doing what they must do as well. That is exactly what we must do. Please write to your nearest SeaWorld and demand that these wicked creatures be destroyed and the gates of “SeaWorld: Satan’s Resort” are shut down for good before more of our children are destroyed by witnessing murder and mayhem.
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Rev. James Paradia
Reverend James Paradia has been a minister at a church in Mobile, AL for over 15 months. He has nearly completed his bachelors degree in Theology from Bishop State Community College and has successfully received his GED this past May of 2009. He has 3 beautiful children from his ex wife and present girlfriend.
4:25 pm
“Only 12% of us that visit it are Christians while a staggering 88% are homosexual devil worshiping drug addicts”
Source?
You know, Jimmy, you look rather whale-like yourself. Once they (hopefully) release the Orca into the wild, you can replace him.
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6:18 pm
first of all who is this Guys since Shat is gone he seem to replace him
oh and did you know the real meaning of Lucifer ( bearer of light and bearer of knowledge ) so you are scared of knowledge and Light are you the real Devil Minion mister jimmy ?
oh and Nowhere In the bible there is Mention of Satan Neither not even the snake in adam and eve
christian are sexist since the beginning of time ( with lilith the first adam’s wife )
christian is a Plague ot Humanity everyone Know that and america as well are a Plague to the earth sound I like a little Unamerican for your taste ? don,t care I am canadian
Guys ( other than christian ) the Freedom the American the christian said we are fighting for is their freedom their freedom to shout hate and misleading throughout the world and misleading our world to a doomed end
People are scared of socialism and communism without Knowing it people are scared that homosexual will “rule” the world while homoesexuality exist way before Christian were created Homosexuality Help heterosexual in Many way then you don,t even think about it
In military for exemple
or even adopting children and having two Loving parents Instead of 2 sadistic christian
we said china oppress people because most of american never been to china or never been to asia and they know like 1 % of the truth coming out from their reliable source fox news it’s weird In Canada we don’t have stupid news saying china is evil
USA is the only country who has a SINOPHOBIA ( being scared of chinese ) and they don,t even know the real truth behind their history they just follow what people like richard Nixon said or Ronald Reagan Richard nixon was a stupid president like ronald reagan hopefully they are Gone now if another stupid republican like them is in office again its the fall of the entire world for sure and Nobody wants that
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6:27 pm
thye are the spawn of satan? what exactly are you fucking talking about? what because they kill they are satan spawn well comngratualtion humans are the spawn of satan then. are you honestly suprised a killer whale killed someone?
again i declare churches to be evil and they must be closed. and because i say it it’s right and anything you say doesn’t matter.
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7:06 pm
I’d like to know why you think 88% of people who go to SeaWorld are junkies. If you don’t get enough of a kick out of Heroin, I doubt you will out of SeaWorld.
I can imagine that: “The trouble with this Cocaine is that I can take or leave it, thank God there’s still SeaWorld.”
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11:33 pm
and tilikum is not even a Japanese word and its a Boat as well
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11:59 pm
Dudes, read the man’s name. “Rev. James Paradia.” Paradia. Parody. They’re not even taking themselves seriously anymore. Next thing you know, they’ll be quoting that 74% of the people who visit the Vatican each year are actually Satanic Communists bent on destroying all that is good and holy.
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8:43 pm
Not satanic communists. Now all is lost.
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3:47 am
Tilikum means friends… Not anything remotely satanic. You are a Charlatan, my Tilikum.
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12:23 am
are you serious is so , i have lost any hope in humanity ,if not then this is fucking hell-atrium
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12:24 am
“if so” …
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12:36 am
You guys are fucking retarded? Sea world is controlled by satan, really? I used to be christian but then i realized how much bullshit there is too it and being atheist has been the best choice I have ever made in my life
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8:08 pm
i do believe that the animals of which you speak so degradingly actually are actually more intelligent than you. i hope you die painfully, in the jaws of the mighty killer whale.
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6:24 pm
This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read. I was laughing out loud.
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