Space Oddity Baffles Boffins
Scientists at boffins are once again in awe of the power of God, this time as he parades a new unidentified space object through the expansive mysteries of space.
My friends, we have seen God do everything from make a cosmic space butterfly to throw a cometoid at the gays in San Francisco, but this one is truly spectacular. Let us not forget how only a few months ago God revealed his hand in space. I cried and cried after seeing the sight.
This time, however, God has elected to let his space object be a mystery to scientists to humble them. He wants us all to remember that his ability of creation and his space is sacred and infinite.
As America leads Earth into exploring our new territory of space, it is important for us to do it with humility. This object has done just that, and it is wonderful. Glory.
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Prove it was god.
Why am I even saying this, the site is satire.
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couldn’t have said it better myself. based on what do you conclude this has anything to do with god? couldn’t it just be a coincidence?
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So… you agree this site is satire? Yet you still argue with them? Are you on their team or just that lame?
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This article is Bull Shit! a shooting star was once a something people thought was an act of god, yet we have proven that it isn’t. So how do we know that this isn’t something exactly like that?
And just so you don’t say it when you reply- If you mention god in your answer after this then i will break your server by repetitively by using several computers to over load them, and if that doesn’t work i will just write ‘penis’ and ‘devil worship FTW’ on every thread repetitively.
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The work of god?
Now I’ve heard it all.
This whole site is good for nothing but a laugh at people who have a common imaginary friend.
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I come here for the lulz. I’m satisfied most of the time.
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