Tiger Woods Apology Video, Press Conference Live

Amber
• ChristWire
February 19, 2010 4:02 pm5 comments

Perverted African-American golfer Tiger Woods brought great shame to the PGA and America as he was caught cheating on his beautiful Swedish wife, not once. Not twice. But with a total of perhaps nearly two dozen women.

Tiger Woods delivers remarks to the news media.

After such a betrayal of his family, his corporate sponsors, the PGA, the rest of Earth and God by betraying his marriage vows, Tiger has finally come out of his closet of secret veiled sins to apologize.

In the Tiger Woods apology video, which he issued in a press conference (live), it seems Tiger has really had a chance to contemplate what he has done to his beautiful wife and family. He understands the deep hurt and disappointment he has brought to a public who saw him as an ideal figure for the face of a sport and for their kids to emulate.

Most importantly, however, hopefully Tiger has repented before God for his dirty deeds off the course. The alternative is spending an eternity in the links of hell with Satan, where the only hazard is a lake of fire that you can never miss.

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5 Comments

  • What a sick sham. Tiger probably went out and fornicated some of the reporters when this conference was over. He needs to leave the game of golf with decent people and exit the public spotlight.

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    • I could say the same about your reverend Adam, only replacing the ladies with little boys anus’s.

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    • you know what adam? we are actually some people who prefer to see people with talent play rather than “good” people. i’d rather be entertained a by a guy who has abilities than be able to say i only emjoy the bullshit of what some selfprocalimed selfrightous asshole says i should watch. you don’t wanna watch tiger play? then fucking don’t but why should the rest of us be penalised for your insanity? i don’t like the bible therefor it should be banned. same logic.

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  • No you could not, because one, my church does not have a “reverend”. Two, Tiger Woods actually cheated on his wife.

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    • Sermon leader, religious cult leader, religious leader, etc, its all the same thing at the end of the road.

      There is no ACTUAL proof of it.

      You see, ‘showbizz’ works like a pack of vultures, all waiting for another to trip and knock its self out, when one does, they milk this time of all its worth.
      Did I say he didn’t cheat? No? Hrmmm….
      I was just saying that your local religious astro-zombie hugger likes to shred little boys poopers into coleslaw.

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