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White House Gets Buried Under Snow

Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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February 8, 2010 1:05 pm10 comments

As the New England states continue to be punished by God’s winter wrath, we see the White House in now almost completely buried by snow. Behold:

If Obama wants to go out for a morning stroll or to fetch the Monday paper, you see the problem. God has used his power to stop Obama for doing such, so he’ll know not even he is exempt from being judged and facing God’s cold wrath this winter.

If God wanted he could have completely buried the White House under hundreds of feet of snow, but he is merciful and Obama is being given a warning to stop supporting abortion, ObamaCare and aiding terrorists in Palestine.

God wants Obama to stop giving money to welfare and to instead fund our military. God wants us to go to the Moon so we may claim all the H3 there and sell it to other countries, as to secure the power of the dollar once again.

Obama is against all of these things because he doesn’t listen to the gentle whispers of God in his spirit, like President Bush did during his time of service. Instead, Obama listens to the flagrant philandering bribes of Satan!

Obama, get right or get buried by a snowstorm. It will start here and end when voters snowball Obama out and vote in a moral man with a compass oriented to lead America back to its place as a heavenly kingdom and people of God. Amen.

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Reverend Clyde H. Higgins Author: You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

10 Comments

  • Jazze
    February 8, 2010
    1:11 pm

    explain to me how you can be so certain that it isn’t satan who is doing this because he’s mad at obama for doing what god wants? it’s exactly as logical an explanation. or there’s the far more logical explanation: it’s all a coincidence stuff like this happens when it snow a lot you dickhead.
    how can you even belive in a merciful god? there are 3 possibilities
    1. there is no god.
    2. there is a god but he does not care about us humans and we are nothing but toys to him.
    3. there is a merciful god but humans can’t even begin to understand the way he works….
    now explain to me why you can bellive number 3 because i just can’t

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  • Adam Nelson
    February 9, 2010
    11:33 am

    Are you so gullible to think Satan, of hell, could actually do anything useful with snow? God brought this wrath.

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    • Jazze
      February 9, 2010
      1:41 pm

      if i’m gonna bet on anyone it might as well be the guy who eluded an allmighty being for 6000 years.

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  • futureworld84
    February 10, 2010
    11:41 am

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    DC is in a Southern State, thus not in New England.

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  • Claire
    February 10, 2010
    12:20 pm

    “As the New England states continue to be punished by God’s winter wrath, we see the White House in now almost completely buried by snow.”

    Either you’re senile or just stupid. DC is not in New England. New England includes Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Connecticut. You’re probably the kind of person who thinks that New York is also part of New England.

    “If Obama wants to go out for a morning stroll or to fetch the Monday paper, you see the problem. God has used his power to stop Obama for doing such”

    Ever heard of shovels and/or snowblowers? Living in Massachusetts, myself and my family have dug our house out of as much as three feet of snow. It’s really not that difficult, and I don’t consider it to be god’s “wrath” at all. Shoveling snow builds character and provides exercise. The soreness you feel the next day is a good kind of soreness.

    “but he is merciful and Obama is being given a warning to stop supporting abortion, ObamaCare and aiding terrorists in Palestine.”

    Pfft! The day that snow can be considered a “warning” is the day that my dad’s mustache tries to eat him!

    “God wants Obama to stop giving money to welfare and to instead fund our military.”

    You’re not very Christian if you’d rather our money go to killing people than to helping people. You certainly don’t have much love or compassion for your fellow human beings, do you? When you die, I’d be surprised if a single person attends your funeral.

    “Obama, get right or get buried by a snowstorm.”

    Oh no…not a SNOWSTORM!!! MAN THE LIFE BOATS! THE SNOW IS COMING!!!

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  • Steffani
    February 16, 2010
    10:22 pm

    I am so sorry for those of you who cannot see His will. The Godless hypocrites like Maddow and Stewart have hardened your hearts. It is obvious that the Lord’s will is to make the white house White again. Until obama (who is a muslim, and black) leaves, He will continue to color the white house with His will.

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