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Women are gullible and naive. Ever since the dawn of creation, the daughters of Eve have fallen for the most Satanic of wiles time and time again.
That is because women are stubborn and hard-headed. They do not like to take advice from those more keen than themselves, so they are constantly fooled. We saw it happen to Eve in the Bible and time and time again, we see it happen in day to day life.
The nature of females make them particularly tough for parents to raise. Take the following account, for example.
It’s said that a cinematic work of art oft times does not need much setup commentary. Such is true for our subject today. Here are the ingredients for what you will soon watch: 18 year old girl, random stranger from Myspace, date, worried Mom, brother w/ a video camera who loves his sister and wants to make sure she understands the lesson.
Here we go…
Classic. Now, some of our readers, or more likely, passer-bys may sympathize with the girl in the tape. Like she said, ‘she’s 18 years old and she can do wat she want!’. Whatever.
The thing is this. If you think it’s fine and cool to meet up with random folks online, you deserve a bonehead tag nailed to your forehead. Never has it been ok to hop in a car with a stranger you’ve just met. Word is that Brad Nowell from Sublime had a story about a girl he knew who met a guy in a bar. The story for all parties involved ended in one way: gluteus molestation by a veiled homosexual.
Naturally. At any rate, here are my online parenting tips of the day for teens or ridiculous parents who have trouble raising the kids they shouldn’t have spawned in the first place.
Online Safety Tips
1. Get off Myspace looking for dates.
2. Everyone you meet online is not who they say they are…
3. “I’m petite, a hot blonde, and single” really means “I don’t like showers, have cheeto stains on my shirt and do truckin’ through Lubbock, Texas for food fixins. Oh, I’m a burly, hairy dude.”
4. “I’m a nice guy and we’ll have a good time” = Thriller.
5. 9/10 times, it ends in getting raped, as the brother in the video above mentioned.
So if you have a teen daughter, make sure you whack her with some logic. We don’t need to hear about anymore Myspace related crimes.
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9:27 am
“They do not like to take advice from those more keen then themselves, so they are constantly fooled.”
At least we know how to use the correct form of “than/then” in a sentence.
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9:33 am
9/10 times it ends in rape? Can I see your proof? Oh wait I forgot.. Christians don’t need proof. They just spew random bullshit and expect people to believe them.
And like Claire said, at least we know the difference between then and than.
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10:57 am
“The nature of females make them particularly tough for parents to raise.”
i think you are confuseing the nature of females with the nature of teenagers. boys at that age is just as stupid if not more….i should know i’m one of them.
“Word is that Brad Nowell from Sublime had a story about a girl he knew who met a guy in a bar. The story for all parties involved ended in one way: gluteus molestation by a veiled homosexual.”
wait what? this does not even begin to make sense. did the man hand the girl over to a homsexual woman? or did a man who has no sexual intrest in girls rape a girl?
seriously i’m with you on the whole be careful who you meet and sure if you randomly meet up with peiople from the internet you are at a highj risk for a rape….but the chances of being a firl being raped by a gay man are lower than the odds of me winning the lottory. and i don’t play the lottory.
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11:42 am
If the guy commits anal sins, he has a gay mindset.
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12:00 pm
“If the guy commits anal sins, he has a gay mindset.”
No, just because a guy prefers sticking his dick in an asshole doesn’t mean that he automatically likes men. After all, there are many women who enjoy receiving anal sex, just like there are men who enjoy giving it. What does that make them? There are also many women who enjoy sodomizing their husbands with dildos.
In summary: just because men don’t have vaginas doesn’t mean that men who prefer anuses are gay.
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1:38 pm
Yes, it does. They are perverts before God and the children of Sodom.
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2:06 pm
“Yes, it does. They are perverts before God and the children of Sodom.”
Try formulating a rebuttal that does not use the bible as evidence, or we won’t take you seriously (not that we do anyway).
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3:55 pm
Cite your sources, Adam Nelson. Show us the studies, the reports, that state that a man who prefers to have intercourse via a woman’s anus is automatically gay. If you need to, show us the bible passage that says that a woman’s anus is the gateway to the homosexual lifestyle. Hell, we’d even go for Vatican doctrine. Anything.
Unless the Bible allows you to just make things up, which I’m pretty sure is against at least a couple of laws and a commandment. “Thou shalt not bear false witness” and whatnot.
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1:36 am
… and many husbands who enjoy their wives’ anal probing. Does this make them gay?
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12:58 pm
if that’s true then so is this: if a nman is relgious he has a terrorist mindset. the logic is the same.
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3:32 pm
whats wrong with taking a women up the arse when your a lad i fuck my girlfriend up the arse plenty of times its great. but how can that make you gay if your fucking a women up the arse? :S plus how can a gay man rape a women they love cock not pussy christ this is just pathetic even for a satire site
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6:26 pm
“Women are gullible and naive.”
Definately not a good start.
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11:38 am
who still uses myspace? this has to be bullshite.
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7:48 pm
This is a parent’s worst nightmare. Where is the dad? He should be there to ground his daughter and scold the wife for not keeping a closer look at their daughter’s internet computer activities.
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8:28 pm
Why should the father scold the mother for not monitoring their daughter? Is he so busy that he can’t monitor her himself?
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8:33 pm
It is a mother’s duty to oversee the home when the father is busy with work and keeping social visits with his colleagues.
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8:55 pm
“It is a mother’s duty to oversee the home when the father is busy with work and keeping social visits with his colleagues.”
This is no longer the 19th Century. It is no longer the mother’s duty to oversee the home. Mothers are entitled to work just as men are, just like they’re allowed to keep “social visits” with their colleagues.
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9:15 pm
A mother’s place is home with the children. This is why children’s grow inside a wife. The kid naturally makes a home with the mom and it is natural for vice-versa to occur after childbirth to compliment the relationship.
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12:33 pm
“A mother’s place is home with the children.”
Bull.
“This is why children’s grow inside a wife.”
No, they grow inside the mother because that’s how anatomy, physiology, and biology work.
“The kid naturally makes a home with the mom and it is natural for vice-versa to occur after childbirth to compliment the relationship.”
That’s true, but I know many kids who went to daycare, and they’re very smart, well-rounded people. Besides, the girl in question is a teenager. She obviously no longer needs round-the-clock care. As soon as children start school, there is absolutely no reason for the mother to stay at home all day, unless of course she wants to. But if she’s miserable and lonely at home, she has every right to get a job.
Stop being such a chauvinistic fuck, okay Abe? This is the 21st Century. Get with it.
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3:59 pm
At this point, Abe should admit that he’s been playing a parody of the chauvanistic hillbilly. Look at his posts. LOOK AT THEM. “Internet computer activities?” “Why childrens grow inside a wife?” “It is natural for vice-versa to occur?” Lordy lou. Claire, this man is not worth the effort it takes to insult him. Either he’s doing this intentionally, in which case you’re only being played, or he’s being honest about it, in which case he’s an idiot. And either way, he’s going to drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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11:06 pm
man this is so old.. I saw this years ago
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12:04 pm
I Love This Video! I have loved is from the first time I saw it on FARK.
RAPED IN THE BUTT!!!! FTW!
Oh and just so I say true to my word…
OMG!! This is now my official favorite site! It is such an obvious anti-christian satirical send-up of the B.S. hate/fear non-sense that fundies spew, that I am amazed by how many people think this is a “real” site!! I mean come on, really?!?!?1? That is what makes this so delicious: the people who are not seeing it for what is really is! ROFL! This is fantastic! Please keep it up, both the people producing this, and the tards who buy into it and post here! Thanks for the hours of endless enjoyment!
P.S. Yes I am going to post this in every thread I can find!
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10:48 pm
First of all I agree that what that young girl did was beyond stupid. Never go with people you don’t know, be you 18 or 80! Always let someone know where you are going (unless you are going somewhere you shouldn’t, then DON”T GO!)
On the other hand, her brother that shot this video showed his immaturity by acting like a jerk. He didn’t really give a damn about what she did, he just wanted to get her in trouble for his own amusement. He is the dildo of the century!
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7:27 am
Guess I was so gullible that I raised myself from the tender age of 10, went to a major university, got 2 degrees, and now work for an international company. Hmmmm silly article. At least put some effort into your crazy satiric chauvinistic spewings. I didn’t even bother giggling at the bad trolling.
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1:29 am
The treatment of this girl is despicable!
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9:31 pm
Did you just mock sublime??? You did not mock sublime. FUCK YOU. IN THE BUTT…
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