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I’ve always suspected that people from the Australia and New Zealand portion of Earth were not quite right. They call chickens “chook” and always look sort of different when you see them in airports; they are just off.
So it should come as no surprise that a women from New Zealand is selling souls on Ebay. She is selling them for around $2000 and already I can tell you Satan has swiped out his Visa card and is placing his order.
It is so sad to know that unless by some miracle Satan missed the auction end-time, she is going to roast for all time. Selling souls on the black market has to be one of the newest sins that heaven frowns upon. Look at this. Terribly sad.
New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder
The Associated PressWELLINGTON, New Zealand — The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren’t aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.
Instead, two glass vials purportedly containing the ghosts of two dead people sold for $2,830 New Zealand dollars ($1,983) at an auction that ended Monday night.
The “ghosts” were put up for bidding by Avie Woodbury from the southern city of Christchurch. She said they were captured in her house and stored in glass vials with stoppers and dipped in holy water, which she says “dulls the spirits’ energy.”
She said they were the spirits of an old man who lived in the house during the 1920s, and a powerful, disruptive little girl who turned up after a session with a spirit-calling Ouija board. Since an exorcism at the property last July led to their capture, there has been no further spooky activity in the house, she said.
The auction attracted more than 214,000 page views and dozens of questions before the winning bid, Trademe auction site spokesman Paul Ford said Tuesday. The name of the winning bidder was not released.
Woodbury said that once an “exorcist’s fee” has been deducted, the proceeds of the spirit sale will go to the animal welfare group the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
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6:38 pm
i hate racist americans. and they wonder why we dont like them?
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7:24 pm
Grats on being a useless racist, narrow minded American retard.
For the record God doesn’t exist, Satan doesn’t exist so fearing them seems rather pointless and a total waste of time and energy. Your beliefs that you most likely pool most of your life into has been a waste, I fear for YOUR SOUL when you finally figure this out.
Also we call Chickens “Chooks” because its an abbreviated version of the word if you knew anything at all about Australians it is that we nickname and abbreviate pretty much everything. It has nothing to do with us “not being right”.
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9:04 pm
You stupid redneck American the auction was obviously for raising money for the animal welfare group the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, there is no such thing as souls.
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9:17 pm
Yes there is and as you can see, this woman somehow managed to capture to souls in bottles and auction them off. I hope she knows she has committed high crimes and treason against natural order.
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10:22 pm
I thought you crazy Christians thought people either go to heaven or hell when they died so how can their souls be captured.
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12:15 pm
I STILL can’t tell if this is a christian parody website or if these “people” are real.
Scary to think that idiots like this exist but they are out there. And I ain’t talkin’ ’bout the “soul lady”…..
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3:35 pm
well Dphilthy : I don’t know if Those people On this site really do it for real or for fun ( which I don’t think since most of those thing are racist and sexist and can hurt an entire nation badly for what they said)
but Like I said people in USA like Those writer here really exist they said they are christian when In reality they are more devilish than the satanist itself
You know they are scared of cat ( cats in many religion are protector against the devil if you saw the movie “the mummy” you will know that)
the same people are scared of Lucifer (bearer of the Light and Knowledge)
They also wants to destroy every nation who don’t have a christian belief (George Bush wanted that)
They Hate china for No apparant reason ( they will use the Human right excuse or the communism excuse on this one yet communism will be a violation of Human right itself) and as for the Human right USA is not in a Good Position to talks about it
The USA Put what leader on what nation to make it In place and calling that “democracy” but actually it’s just to use them better
The real reason Behind hating china is the plentiful Oil surrounding them (in chinese territory) which Belong to china actually, if you don’t believe me use Google, you will find your answer
A lot of western countries believe that Tibet wants independance ( they were around 200 people rioting in 2008 and 2006) out of Millions of people they destroyed Building killed Han chinese (civilian) those 200 people were paid and Trained by the american to weaken the chinese government
Same goes with the uyghur, why they want a territory that Belong to china for over 3000 years and they Use germ to Infect the chinese well American helped them as well
Those same people believe that creating evil robot in USA is Good but in another country is evil
they even believe That God blessed them with Nuclear weapon …
they are redneck who don’t even know what is a shower and some of them doesnt believe In satellite (they said it’s a liberal conspiracy)
They said the Moon Belongs to them (because Neil armstrong went there first)
Abe masturbate watching a Bra ad on the internet (shat too well he is Not here anymore hopefully)
They don’t believe in evolution (or mostly they don’t understand it)
Most american believe that Abortion is Inhuman but they don’t have problem killing millions of innocent in afghanistan or iraq
Abortion should be acceptable if it’s the women who desire it and funding it for proper equipment (you don’t want a black and decker vaccuum in the Vagina?)
as for Obamacare every country outside USA has proper healthcare giving it to every poor and Insured one they are just scared because government run it the republican doesnt even Know what is communism anyway
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3:00 pm
China is commie and just like our sainted Senator George McCartney Warned, just as the late President Ronald W. Reagan warned and GOD warned, die commies! e They are the durage representation of Satan on Earth and hate God. We must destroy communism and China is the biggest one so one day it is inevitable we must fight and we must burn it!
We burned Russia in the Cold War and I can only pray we burn China twice as hard for their communist machinations and baby murder. They eat puppie too.
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3:39 am
Hi Abe, long time no see. Guess you’re still up to your old stupid ass writing. Just one question, you know the cold war didn’t have any fighting, right?
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3:03 pm
And you know I meant Joseph McCarthy before some smart sass tries to correct it, bless his soul.
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