• Stone Tilly The Whale To Death

    March 5, 2010 4:29 pm 46 comments
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    Bible Ignored, Trainer Dies
    -Abe Goodman Reporting

    (CW GLOBAL) Orlando, Florida – You are aware by now that a 12,000 pound killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando killed his trainer Dawn Brancheau yesterday by pulling her into a pool and dragging her around until she drowned, in front of a crowd of stunned guests.

    Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture.

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    My friends, a murder is on the loose. It is on the prowl. Liberals are trying to let this homicidal hosser go free so it is up to us to stone him to death!

    Behold and look into the cold death maul eyes of a killer!

    It lures humans to the pool and then wham drag to the pits of the ocean for drowning murders! This cold water harlot is a killer! Die whale!

    How could the liberals want this dark menace to go free to roam our streets? Kill it!

    The Bible states it is our Constitutional American duty to judge this beast guilty and then stone it until it reaches the pits of hell with Satan!

    “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable.” (Exodus 21:28)

    When this beast murdered its first human victim, it should have been put to death. The Bible makes it clear that the owners of SeaWorld should have immediately stoned it to death.

    They refused! The Bible makes it clear what happens should a beast be allowed to kill a second time: “the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death.” (Exodus 21:29)

    This beast has murdered three humans. Three innocents have been brought death by the dark, black handfins of this creature! The owner of it died last week because SeaWorld refused to do their jobs and kill Tillukum!

    Beware Florida for we’re coming! Death Tilly Tilakum. You have no place in our country and you and your kind have declared war on American! The Bible orders you to be stoneded!

    I say we nuke the whales! There is no bigger stone than a warheaed and let them all have it they have no use but to die like ordered in the Bible! Curse on them and let us do our duty!

    I am so angry right now I cannot even see straight!

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