Stone Tilly The Whale To Death
Bible Ignored, Trainer Dies
-Abe Goodman Reporting
(CW GLOBAL) Orlando, Florida – You are aware by now that a 12,000 pound killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando killed his trainer Dawn Brancheau yesterday by pulling her into a pool and dragging her around until she drowned, in front of a crowd of stunned guests.
Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture.
My friends, a murder is on the loose. It is on the prowl. Liberals are trying to let this homicidal hosser go free so it is up to us to stone him to death!
Behold and look into the cold death maul eyes of a killer!
It lures humans to the pool and then wham drag to the pits of the ocean for drowning murders! This cold water harlot is a killer! Die whale!
How could the liberals want this dark menace to go free to roam our streets? Kill it!
The Bible states it is our Constitutional American duty to judge this beast guilty and then stone it until it reaches the pits of hell with Satan!
“When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable.” (Exodus 21:28)
When this beast murdered its first human victim, it should have been put to death. The Bible makes it clear that the owners of SeaWorld should have immediately stoned it to death.
They refused! The Bible makes it clear what happens should a beast be allowed to kill a second time: “the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death.” (Exodus 21:29)
This beast has murdered three humans. Three innocents have been brought death by the dark, black handfins of this creature! The owner of it died last week because SeaWorld refused to do their jobs and kill Tillukum!
Beware Florida for we’re coming! Death Tilly Tilakum. You have no place in our country and you and your kind have declared war on American! The Bible orders you to be stoneded!
I say we nuke the whales! There is no bigger stone than a warheaed and let them all have it they have no use but to die like ordered in the Bible! Curse on them and let us do our duty!
I am so angry right now I cannot even see straight!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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5:25 pm
Perhaps if the poor whale hadn’t been imprisoned in an aquarium he wouldn’t have killed anybody. They should have learned the first time he killed someone that he was too risky to have performing in front of people in a theme park. SeaWorld brought this upon themselves; they need to set Tilly free in the ocean. If they kill such a magnificent creature, they will no doubt incur the wrath of millions of animal rights activists.
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5:52 pm
I say heavily sedate it and throw it straight into the ocean right after.
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6:05 pm
What do you mean Florida’s “Kind”? Why because the majority of us are Jewish, black or latino? I am a White, Jewish, gay supporting, abortion supporting republican. And i think yo are the epitome of stupidity by saying “nuke the whales” are you fucking stupid? If you actually had an ounce of intelligence in that small head of yours, you would know that it is heavily beleived it was the whale playing. In all honesty its the trainer’s fault, the whale was in a timid mood that day, and it sohuld have been fed the normal way, not checked on. When you work for Seaworld you understand the dangers hence the job contract. I also don’t know where you got the idea that their was a crowd, she was alone feeding the whale, had they not been alone, they would have the sedation animal team to tire it out.
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3:03 am
You, sir, are a moron. He speaks the truth when he says there’s no bigger stone than a nuke. Besides. The US government proved nukes are only harmful to animals in 1965 at the Geneva Conventions regarding how countries should treat their crops.
You need to grow up and learn that whales are smarter than humans and can fly but choose not to because we give them fish. Eventually, we’re going to run out of fish and they’ll kill us all so we need to take preemptive action.
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6:14 pm
There was a crowd of people, just not a standard show Ex.
Also, you cannot be gay and Jewish. It is against the Torah to be gay and you know it.
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10:54 pm
First im not gay, but I support gay marriage, I am straight I have a girlfriend thank you very much. Second don’t fucking tell me about my religion, and my beleifs. I have read the torah, and not once does it mention gay marriage, or anything of the sort. The torah exclaims the Jews travels, through Egypt, Abraham, etc. Now shut up, read a book about judaism and don’t talk about shit you know nothing about. I can explain what the Jewish view on gay marriage is….We don’t care, as long as you don’t beak the 613 commandments, Not one that mentions anti gay, we will be fine.
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6:56 pm
“How could the liberals want this dark menace to go free to roam our streets?”
I’d love to see a whale roaming the streets, if only for the novelty.
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2:12 am
Mann … you stole my joke
lol
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7:27 am
this is retardet. it’s a killer whale. take a look at the name. KILLER whale.
you yourself say that animals can not be brought to justice acorinding to the morals of humans. if anything blame the idiots who is holding a dangerous animal captive for peoples amusment but blameing a killer whale for killing is stupid. god made killer whales to kill it just did what god wanted and you condem it for it? isn’t that like condeming god?
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8:18 pm
I almost coughed my guts out laughing when I saw “Behold and look into the cold death maul eyes of a killer!” and then see a picture of a fucking whale. Yes…a picture of a black & white fish is SOOO scary. I’m shaking in my little “heathen” boots.
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12:12 pm
you call yourselves children and want to speak the bible? well god never wishes death on any human or animal. Before you start talking and assuming on what happens maybe you should get your facts straight before you open you mouth. news always plays what they think will make good ratings..none of what was said really happened. people like you who want to preach the bible, but get it wrong make me sick.Maybe you should educate yourself on “LIFE” before you want to take another life. Tilly is a living being just like you and me, just because he’s a whale does not mean anything. he did not kill that trainer. she fell and hit her head hitting the water. and if you have ever been to the show. a trainer enters into the water and the whale pulls them down then they both come flying up into the air with the trainer on the whales nose. maybe he thought it was a trick… the only crime that was committed was humans taking Tilly out of the ocean and using him for our entertainment!!! like I said educate yourself first before you start assuming.. cause like the first three letters of ASSuming.. you just made yourself look like an ASS
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12:28 pm
If this were a dog like a pit bull that had mauled someone, it would have already been put down.
We must not discriminate and treat this killer whale like we would do a dog in such a case. It must be put down because it has brought harm to humans.
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10:54 pm
“We must not discriminate and treat this killer whale like we would do a dog in such a case. It must be put down because it has brought harm to humans.”
It wouldn’t have brought harm to humans if we hadn’t removed the poor thing from its natural habitat in the first place. SeaWorld needs to admit its mistake and set Tilly free lest incur the wrath of millions of animal rights activists. We cannot put the blame on the beast, as he did not ask to be put into a tank.
Orcas are an endangered species, whereas the population of humans on earth is into the billions. Besides, I recall the family of the dead trainer saying that she would not want Tilly to be put down; that she loved the whales as her children.
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11:24 pm
Does not matter. When a dog attacks a human, it is put to death. There should not be different rules for any beast, including this sea demon.
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11:27 pm
I would just like to know how something can be written in the bible as a constitutional American right? Wasn’t the bible written over a thousand years before the constitution? I am also wondering if this website is a joke. I really can’t believe that people can honestly be this close minded.
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11:30 pm
I can answer that one. In the Bible times God gave people the power of prophesy. For instance, America was prophesied.
Our Constitution is based on the Bible. The reason we have freedom of religion, for instance, is because the Bible shows that God gives us free will.
Just because we have free will, however, doesn’t mean those who choose to worship false gods will not burn in hell for all time for making a sinful choice.
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11:52 am
I think people who wish harm on Tilly or any other living thing is sinning themselves. Do not speak the words of god if your not speaking the truth. your close minded, ignorant. and speak nothing that is truthful.
those who wish him not to be put down, but to be set free are still placing the whale to death. Yes I agree that he should of never been taking out of the ocean in the first place, but it’s to late now. we cant set him free because he’s been “locked up” for so long he wont survive. he’s been given his food rather than hunting for it. and the water from the tank to the ocean are totally just that could kill him slowly.
I also don’t agree about putting an dog down for attacking either. it’s the owners who don’t train the dogs well enough who are at fault.
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12:37 pm
Lies! Stop defending this murderer! Put the whale DOWN!
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3:10 pm
Set the whale free! Orcas are endangered; if they set this whale free he could very well go on to help propagate the species.
Besides, what part of the poor creature being imprisoned against his will can you not wrap your brain around?
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8:06 pm
The animal does not understand freedom. It only understands life and death, and it thinks it is okay to be bring death to humans. Therefore this animal is a threat and we must STONE IT.
SeaWorld must throw the first stones then invite the public to join in! It is law!
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8:23 pm
“The animal does not understand freedom.”
…says the man who spends his life locked up in a nasty trailer…
“and it thinks it is okay to be bring death to humans.”
And we think that it’s okay to lock up animals for a big game of show and tell. If this whale deserves death for thinking it’s okay to kill humans, doesn’t that mean that the people of SeaWorld deserve imprisonment for thinking it’s okay to imprison whales?
“It is law!”
Have you read “The Lottery” one too many times? Wait, I take that back, you barely know how to read, being a redneck and all. Death by stoning is NOT American law and you damn well know that. Perhaps you’d prefer living in Saudi Arabia?
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8:29 pm
Womean it is in the Bible and thereby Constiution of our country. Be gone ribstack because you is just trying to twist facts.
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7:45 pm
Stone the murder!
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10:48 pm
Abe shall I start to stone you or adam first ? maybe Dan ??? You choose because you are murder by being christian
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10:29 am
Claire,
For once there is someone on here who has some kind on knowledge and a heart.. I think those who wish harm are the ones with mental issues and wanna preach the bible… Ha get a clue first and maybe than you can open up your heart and eyes to the real world
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11:54 am
“Womean it is in the Bible and thereby Constiution of our country. Be gone ribstack because you is just trying to twist facts.”
First of all, are you trying to address me? Because I’m not exactly sure what a “womean” is. Were you not sure whether you should say woman or women, so you put both the a and the e just to be safe? It wouldn’t surprise me, considering how you’ve proven time and again that your brain is half the size of that of a normal adult. Second, the bible is not the law, no matter how badly you want it to be. Last but not least, the belief that women came from the rib of man is retarded, offensive, sexist, and simply not true.
P.S. if you want to make yourself look at least remotely intelligent, try using something other than the bible or religion as evidence next time you debate.
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8:33 pm
I know you are a female and a rib from Adam, so you should watch your tongue when participating in a man’s discussion.
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9:19 pm
“I know you are a female and a rib from Adam, so you should watch your tongue when participating in a man’s discussion.”
Funny, biology proves that I was the product of my mom’s egg and my dad’s sperm, and yet you’re trying to tell me that I was created from Adam’s rib. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? And I’m not going to watch my tongue; there is no such thing as a “man’s discussion”. In case you’re unaware, I live in America, and in America, women have rights. Suck my asshole, you sexist prick.
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10:20 pm
Stop trying to to solicit me into giving you jollies you scalie! That is sick behavior and that has no place in these talks. Apologize tempteress.
Now as the discussion goes this whale deserves death and I have written a strong letter to SeaWorld to warn them they face the wrath of plagues and damnation with Satan shall they not stone that whale to death. Kill it!
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12:32 am
Hey Abe, do us all a favor and take a shotgun, put the barrel in your mouth, and pull the trigger.
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10:22 pm
I think the best course of action would be to let it go into the wild.
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12:34 am
For once, Jack, I agree with you. Abe, listen to your buddy Jack. Perhaps he can knock some sense into that thick skull of yours.
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10:51 pm
wow Jacko I,m surprised you said something “intelligent” for once well change wild by ocean
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7:14 pm
If I had the time and power I would lace that whale with enough explosive saw that not even a molecule existed when it was detonated.
The Bible makes our duty clear and I’m ashamed of the Christians in the area for not pressuring SeaWorld to kill this animal that has killed humans.
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9:03 pm
It is human error, you moron! One does not associate a male “killer whale” with humans, due to the fact that the males are exceptionally aggressive. The whale holds no responsibility as simple-minded humans decided to put a male “killer whale” in captivity; lacking dimensions suitable towards the territorial behavior of the species. This is also ironic, due to the fact that the author, “Abe”, claims in another article that he is an outdoors man with prior experience in studies of animal behavior… interesting! You say we “nuke the whales”, thus resulting in world-wide pollution of the oceans, and atmospheric problems of exponential proportions. Humans could also say good bye in such a process. Feel free to argue “Abe”, as I am only a high school student who can prove you wrong with your given text. You may be redneck if… you want to use nuclear weapons to solve minute problems involving whales, homosexuals and chinese people.
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9:17 pm
Seriously, Is this site a farce?
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3:16 pm
Yes this site is a Farce if Not we should Not put thsoe people In position of Power because we can said Bye bye to our planet
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6:30 pm
… You guys are nuts, dood.
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6:32 pm
Dood! I still can’t get used to the new Imageshack!
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6:36 pm
Can’t we all just get along?
We should just let the whale go free instead of killing it… Killing isn’t Christian at all…
I don’t think this site is even Christian at all.
Also, mister Adam Nelson? Etna says she’s calling you “Asshat Nelson” from now on.
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12:38 pm
Any updates on if they put this beast down yet?
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7:46 pm
First, animals don’t have souls, therefore even if Tilly were put to death, it would not go to Heaven nor would it go to Hell. It would simply no longer be alive.
Second, how can an animal declare war on an intelligent species?
Third, the Old Law became irrelevant other than that Christ fulfilled it.
Fourth, the owner didn’t die because SeaWorld didn’t kill the whale after the first death. God doesn’t sit around waiting to smite people and animals. He is a loving God.
Fifth, it is a KILLER whale. Killing is it’s nature. But God still created it. It’s not intended to live in captivity is why the tragedy of the trainer’s death occurred.
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7:49 pm
First, animals don’t have souls, therefore even if Tilly were put to death, it would not go to Heaven nor would it go to Hell. It would simply no longer be alive.
Second, how can an animal declare war on an intelligent species?
Third, the Old Law became irrelevant other than that Christ fulfilled it.
Fourth, the owner didn’t die because SeaWorld didn’t kill the whale after the first death. God doesn’t sit around waiting to smite people and animals. He is a loving God.
Fifth, it is a KILLER whale. Killing is it’s nature. But God still created it. It’s not intended to live in captivity is why the tragedy of the trainer’s death occurred.
Sixth, it is a whale. Whales cannot roam the streets. They have no feet, and they can only survive on land for so long. So, considering you want it killed, then yes it should be left free to roam the streets, because then it will die a slow and painful death.
Finally my friend, I think someone needs to nuke you. But that is not up to me. God is our judge, not humans, even Christians, and I pray for you.
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3:59 am
“My friends, a murder is on the loose. It is on the prowl. Liberals are trying to let this homicidal hosser go free so it is up to us to stone him to death!”
You make it sound like the whale is going to jump out from behind bush and eat me. Since that’s impossible, I won’t worry about it.
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4:03 am
All animals go to Heaven! Would you like to live in a bath tub? That’s kind of what it feels like for Tilly. Would you like tobe kidnapped from your home? That’s what it feels like for killer whales. They were kidnapped from their homes to be slaves just like black people were. There needs to be laws against capturing whales for entertainment purposes and laws against breeding whales that are captive. If anyone captures a whale for enertainment purposes, they should get 5 years in prison. If someone breeds a captive whale then they should get a $500,000 fine on the first offense. The second offense for breeding a captive whale should be 5 years in prison. The Bible was written for people because only people know right from wrong. Killing tilly for murder would be like killing a 2 year old kid for an accidental death. Tilly doesn’t understand. And he probably misses his trainer and thinks that she’s comming back.
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9:47 pm
You know what’s scarier than the idea of nuking a whale?
(And by the way, how exactly would you go about nuking a whale? I don’t know if you know it, but “nukes” are called “nukes” because they are “NUCLEAR”. They are radioactive. If you blow up a nuke, you create a radioactive dead spot on the earth, where nothing can grow for many years. Or live, for that matter. If you nuke the ocean, you kill thousands of marine lives, and run the very high risk of permanently damaging the oceanic ecosystem. Do it on land, and where will you find a land without PEOPLE? You know, INNOCENT people? Tell me, if we nuke the whale, can we do it at your house?)
It’s the idea that people who will SUGGEST nuking a whale EXIST. That people like that will ALWAYS exist. That’s what keeps me up at night. o.o
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