The Scary Toyota Floor Mat Death Simulator, by Allen Hartwig

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Toyota is a very scary brand of Japanese automobile that put the lives of millions of Americans at risk last week. We found out these Oriental death wagons had problems with their braking systems, then kept it secret from us.

It is more proof of why Americans should stick to buying quality automobiles like Ford and Chevy. Buy American.

For those of you with a foreign palate, it seems programmer Allen Hartwig has created an internet website to allow you to see what it is like to drive a Toyota. It is very scary and will hopefully scare you until you remember why it is mandatory to be patriotic and support your own.

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