Vajazzling, The Newest Threat To Your College Son
Vajazzling is the latest threat to young men in college. At an alarming rate, female coeds are vajazzling their private regions to tempt young men into sex.
There is a grave and sinister new threat facing our college sons nationwide. College girls are now “vajazzling” their privates with jewels in efforts to tempt our solid, young men into fornicating with them and having babies.
Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.
Hordes of prowling college girls on campuses nationwide have vajazzaled private regions, hunting down smart, fit young men. Is your son prepared to resist this threat?
In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.
This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.
In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.
Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go, to further edify their academic savvy in a course of study to gain perspective, leading to professional status.
This process was hindered during the 1960s, where a resurgence of liberal thought caused a massive flurry of atypical students to plague the university classrooms. Women could not only focus on study, however; short skirts, drunken sorority parties and constantly being in heat lead them to victimize their male counterparts, with sexual temptation.
You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.
Even now, college females are relentless in their efforts to tempt, subdue and trap a mate. There is only so much a study-weary, homesick and naive young men can do against such odds.
So that leads to today, where college female students are now “vajazzling” their private areas. They are adorning their erogenous suprapubic area with jewels, and then trying to tempt men to follow the sparkles right to a place where only the married belong. You get my drift.
This behavior is nothing short of whore antics. I wish I could say I was surprised, but as should be known, it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America.
Studies show that 60% of college graduates are now women, only 40% men. This is due to the fact that young men are being forced to drop out to take care of babies, while women get government assistance and can continue their degree course after having their babies.
Parents, please warn your sons about these whores. And if you have a college daughter, at least talk to her and tell her to keep her antics to herself, not using her vajazzled groin in attacking young men at fraternity socials or at late night study hall meetings.
Young college girls are vajazzling their private regions in efforts to tempt young men to mate with them and have children out of wedlock. These dangerous trends are exposing men to risks of fatherhood, STDs and even dropping out of school.
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7:46 pm
“drunken sorority parties”
Are you ragging on them for drinking? Sorry, It’s hard to see past the haze of alcohol.
“In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.”
No I’m not.
“We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
sexist eejit.
On the plus side, no Bible quotes in this article. Every time they quote from that bloody book I can see Jesus shouting “Bullshit! I never said that. I’m going to haunt you’re ass.”
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8:24 pm
Pretty sure the guy who wrote this article is gay. But, do not worry, the majority of your audience for this article seems to be pretty tolerant.
I recommend tolerance. I recommend you learn it. If God is all powerful, and I believe God is, then he really does not need your help. Let people do what they want; did God not tell David he would place his enemies at his feet?
Maybe this is all about ad revenue and you are happy with this comment.
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3:11 pm
yes, YES… that’s it… you don’t agree with this guy, so he must be gay.. amazing assumption. I’m not saying this article doesn’t sound close minded within itself… but calling this man gay… you just took it to the next lvl.. I believe you are the gay one! touche`
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8:12 pm
Yeah,……and we all know god hates gays
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1:32 am
it’s satire guys. this whole website is… errr.. at least i think it is…
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1:40 pm
i didn’t realize calling someone gay was an insult. isn’t it pretty much a point of fact… unless you’re homophobic… and if i thought this article was anything but satire i would say it’s a safe assumption that he’s gay since no one who doesn’t hate/fear women would write this in all seriousness. i think even crazy right-wing christians aren’t still solely blaming women for men’s sexuality anymore…. maybe i’m wrong.
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1:10 pm
I can’t possibly believe that this is real. This website is insane. Personal freedom is what built this country. The Bible tells us not to judge lest we be judged. How dare you? Have a nice day folks. Ben
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9:12 pm
LOL K, first off, I wanna say I’d like to get Vajazzled. It looks awesome, and I am a married woman not in any way looking to “lure” college boys. And for the record, college boys do not need “luring”. They find girls and sex ALL on their own, whether the girl is TRYING to et him or not. Guys are just as horny and wily as girls are, and I haven’t often come across documented cases of guys getting raped by girls so . . . .
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I’m sorry but how fucking close minded are you? Im a young woman and I know 9 out of 10 of my friends do not want children ANYTIME soon, are you retarded? you think woman are always the ones luring college boys in? what about the thousands of times yearly young girls in college are taken advantage of or even slipped drugs and raped, I’m not saying woman don’t try and make themselves look attractive to the other sex, but you can have sex for the reason to not have a child for the enjoyment of it as well, Im very sexually active and I always look nice for the man I’m with, and I don’t plan on having kids for 10 more years i have been on birth control for almost 3. So were the fuck do you get off pulling this bullshit and letting people tolerate it? You read this and actual believe it like young college woman everywhere are RUINING college boys chance at life because they both have crazy hormones and want to enjoy sex and enjoy life, it takes two to tango buddy, and you my friend sound like a FOOL writing something as ignorant as this. Stupid stupid people get with the fucking program.
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3:11 pm
Satire, folks. This entire website is simply satire.
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10:46 am
Yeah, speaking as a represenative of college age women, I can assure the world, men don’t need women to put jewls on their bellys, they are attracted even to women who wish they could just dissapear. Women arn’t out there in college just for sex, trust me, I’ve been in college for 4 years, I can assure you, it’s NOT the case.
As for your comment, I am glad somebody set this wack job straight. Eather this is a mother who trusts her college age son’s excuse that he was drawn in and is really a good boy trying to learn how to be a productive citisin, if only it wasn’t for that girl who seduced him… or it is a WERID joke making fun of those kinds of moms. Eather way, this is just silly.
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6:33 pm
Unfortunately it’s a man. Who will probably never have a girlfriend after they read this.
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12:07 pm
I think that this article is supposedly serious. Mind you, the author is weapons-grade stupid, but that’s something a bit different.
What’s amusingly pathetic is the tone: “Women are trying to trap your sons into marriage and emasculate them so they can have careers!” Blaming women outright? Yes, because women think JUST like men when it comes to sex, as we all know. The fact that you can have sex without significant risk of pregnancy or disease through the proper application of latex and other devices/medications/alternate practices is clearly nothing the author has considered. Anyone that’s stupid enough to have casual sex without a condom these days is either terminally ignorant or a fundamentalist Christian… but I may be repeating myself here.
It seems that anyone who’s willing to vajazzle is probably not interested in getting pregnant. Quite the opposite, in fact. I’ve never encountered vajazzling personally, but I’ll tell you truly: I’d risk it!
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5:54 pm
Is this website a joke. I can not believe that there is anyone actually on this planet as ignorant and stupid as this author or anyone who agrees with him. As a college male myself, I have no fucking clue what you are talking about women are trying only to fornicate with college males. Are you serious, most of the girls I see at college make men work tirelessly to even have a chance of having a chance to maybe one day have sex. Please tell me where your “whore college” cause that’s awesome. Also did you know that statistically the more intelligent and learned a person is the more unlikely they are to fall prey to the false trappings of religion. So honestly you should be happy about these women distracting the men from their studies, more blind sheep to follow your ignorant teachings. But hey I mean it’s whatever, I don’t care either way. Also just for the record most Christians today, would more then likely go to Hell, why you ask? Well let me enlighten you, first off your religion is one of tolerance, and yet most practitioners are incredibly closed minded, condemning all they don’t understand as heathen or satanic, yo asshats, instead of running for the hills, embrace the unknown and accept not everyone is a dumb shit like you, sad I know, but you’ll survive. Also many people do good deeds, not because its the right thing to do, but because they feel it will “buy” them a ticket to heaven, unfortunately that’s not how it works, you must to a good deed because its the right thing to do, in fact the choice of doing the wrong thing shouldn’t even cross your mind, because in reality there is no choice, its the good deed or get the fuck out. But people today have utterly corrupt and subverted most all religious doctrine into a regime to control the dumb masses. Wake up people do good things because its right, not because some Guy in the Sky watches you. Also if God does exist, God would have created everything, correct? Correct (rhetorical question) therefore anything and everything you dislike or feel should be condemned God created, therefore you are condemning God’s work and that is blasphemous!!!! So any and all Christians that are intolerant of anything are Blasphemous whores and shall before forever in an eternity of hellfire. Damn, sucks to be y’all. But I digress, here’s the bottom line, vajazzling is a silly practice, but hey if women want disco cooches let them have there disco cooches, it makes no difference, if people are gonna bone they are gonna bone. Also, all you retarded people out there stop breeding please, you are making our species weaker and weaker with each of your feeble minded breaths. The End. P.S. This anyone who takes this website seriously is lumped into the category of people who should stop breeding. t(-.-t)
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11:29 am
Thanks for the novel.
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12:53 am
i dont believe in ‘god’ but i gotta say amen to that fuck this website
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8:42 pm
Funny thing is, this website IS a joke lol. And nobody gets it, which is funnier.
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4:52 pm
This guy is off his rocker. He’s painting all young adult men with the brush that they are incapable of making any decisions and that they are all weak willed and inept to saying ‘No’.
Way to go guy. Ya freakin’ nut!
Far be it from me to even TRY to understand why he would publish something like this. So I will only say the following…
1) As mentioned before… you’re an idiot.
2) You haven’t been on a college campus recently have you? Because not only are young women ‘tempting’ young men into having sex with them… young MEN are ‘tempting’ young women into having sex with them! *GASP* Shocker! So does this mean that the young men are randy whores too??? Where are your words of wisdom for the poor, homesick young women that are in college?
And finally 3) You’re nothing but a chauvinist clothed in the guise of religion. If you’re going to be a pig… then have the balls to be one without clothing it in a ‘community service’ announcement on how evil women are poorly veiled in this holy roller routine.
True, Eve did offer Adam the apple, but he didn’t have to take it now did it?
Stick that in your holy pipe and smoke it!
Ass!
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5:08 pm
Sorry, but I can’t resist. *your asses.
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7:54 pm
Even in med school this is happening. There were several of them talking about getting vjayed this weekend and one of them had a tramp stamp. Typical and it is pretty disgusting.
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12:05 am
premarital fornication and devil worship are like totally my two favorite things. does that make me a bad person? can jesus save me?
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3:49 pm
we will pray for you brother, with enough prayer and a little dedication and repentance on your part, you can be saved!
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he was being sarcastic you fucking idiot, god has no place for fools, you are hell-bound
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6:01 pm
I believe in Evolution, routinely worship idols of my lord and master Cthulhu, drink booze and smoke pot in excess, as well as fornicate with anything with a pulse. CTHULHU FHTAGN! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
In all seriousness, get your self righteous head outta the dark ages.
Nat 20! Woo! Jesus makes his will save against being misquoted by sexist ass holes!
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12:52 am
wow, what 70 year old bigoit wrote this article? There probably just pissed because its their lesbian grand daughter in the add. Its not even the product thats offensive, its his reference to everything that is not white with a penis that is so degrading. Then its more depressing when you realize its warped closed minds like this that hold the voice in Churches. Not all but some. Its revolting. Maybe Jesus was gay and you just offended him! God created all, remember. Maybe he created the ass that wrote this to remind us that the devil is not our worst enemy but man, ignorant paranoid man. May the goddess save them.
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2:02 am
Kris10, if you ever come back and read these comments again, keep on trucking. You rock.
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12:39 am
I will save you by chanting aimlessly at the sky. Whoopie fucking doo.
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1:47 pm
Wow really? so having a tattoo on your lower back (also known as a tramp stamp) means that you are a sex crazed whore? ha! run and tell the pharisees!
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3:01 pm
this man is a dipshit…
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5:14 pm
It may be typical and disgusting to you, but that’s the great thing about America. We’ve got freedoms that other people can only dream about.
Like the right to think what you want, and (so long as it dosen’t break any laws) do what you like.
So maybe instead of lecturing other people on how they should or shouldn’t live their lives, or force your own personal/religious views on others… maybe you should just be thankful to be living in a country that wouldn’t kill you or arrest you because you may have a different opinion.
Some food for thought there, eh Adam?
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8:31 pm
“At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.”
Yeah, well those sexist, misogynistic times are over, bud. Deal with it, fuckface.
“You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her.”
Hrm…then why do teenagers use condoms, birth control pills, and get abortions? Teenagers have sex for pleasure, not to procreate. If they desired children, then you conservatives wouldn’t constantly be pissing and moaning about them getting abortions, would you, because obviously they wouldn’t be getting them.
“Even now, college females are relentless in their efforts to tempt, subdue and trap a mate.”
College girls like me, who are in serious majors like Veterinary Technology (as opposed to brainless majors like fashion design) aren’t interested in sex or romance. Granted, there are many vet tech students who have boyfriends, who get drunk at parties, and who have sex, but me and my friends aren’t interested at all in that stuff. With pharmacology lecture and lab, microbiology lecture and lab, radiography lecture and lab, clinical methods lecture and lab, psychology, and medical calculations this semester, we’re simply swamped. And even if I wasn’t swamped with work, I still wouldn’t be interested in sex.
“There is only so much a study-weary, homesick and naive young men can do against such odds.”
Well, for starters, he could simply keep it in his pants. Odd how you christians blame the sluttiness of men on women.
“it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself.”
Hmm, the majority of girls that I know aren’t cheaters, nor are they slutty or whorish. My friends and myself are all 19, and we’re all virgins. And my mother is not slutty, whorish, and my father (who she has been married to for 30 years) was her first and only love. Same goes for my aunts and my grandmothers. So there goes that claim of yours.
“This is due to the fact that young men are being forced to drop out to take care of babies, while women get government assistance and can continue their degree course after having their babies.”
No, it’s quite the opposite. It’s a well-known fact that teenage mothers are often abandoned by the father of their child(ren) and left to raise said kid(s) alone. The mothers are also (obviously) the ones who have to bear the physical burden of having a kid. The fathers can obviously deny paternity until a test is done and can thus continue school, whereas mothers can only deny maternity until it become physically obvious. For them, there’s no way of hiding the truth, and when the truth comes out, they face the stigma of teen pregnancy. Fathers can simply deny it until people forget about it. The same cannot be said for the poor mothers.
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11:43 am
From my experience, girls in college routinely try to trap men into fatherhood. They do it by plying guys with alcohol and even tricking them into “long term relationships” until the next best thing comes around. Slutty behavior from that cohort and frankly, most of them have no place in the academic world.
And you and your friends do not count as typical, Claire.
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11:49 am
How would you know anything about my friends, you whore?
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12:00 pm
Such coarse, hurtful words, Claire. Why must you be so bitter, friend?
You mentioned yesterday that several of your friends, and you, have remained chaste and proud? You have not dipped into the sins of premarital fornication nor do you desire to do so.
I find you and your friends to be admirable and fine examples of how young women in college should be. You are focused on your studies, honorable studies, and have no desires to fornicate. I would be proud to have you as a daughter or even good friend, even though I know that’s odd for you given how you want to marry someone such as myself.
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12:31 pm
“Why must you be so bitter, friend?”
Because you’re not my friend, and you’re a sexist piece of horse shit.
“I would be proud to have you as a daughter or even good friend”
I pray that you never ever have a daughter, because you’d oppress her and teach her that women are inferior to men and that her only duty in life is to get married and have babies. And I’d never be your good friend, because, as I’ve said before, I don’t make friends with people who view me as less than men. I’d much rather murder you than be your friend.
“even though I know that’s odd for you given how you want to marry someone such as myself.”
Please explain to me why a feminist would want to marry, or even be associated with, a man such as yourself.
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11:59 am
I would love and cherish my daughter. I would support her all the way through college and always be there for her through her life. How dare you suggest otherwise. If any young man or boy tried to date my daughter, he’d first have to be interrogated by me and go through a long proving period. If he laid a finger on my girl, I’d shoot him.
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and if you shot him adam you would clearly go to prison and if you shot. if you my son was “going” out with your daugther and he touched her and you shot him in cold blood i will have a call for blood for what you’ve done and go and claim my fucking revenge on you i will probably kill you in the worst possible way and i think you will be begging for mercy for what i would to you if that was the case so i think you should shut up about what you just said.
have a nice day
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4:57 pm
Although this is NEVER going to happen, if he shot my kid, I’d make sure that he got a prison sentence, so that his cellmate, Bubba, would be making him regret it every day for years to come.
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10:35 pm
“I would love and cherish my daughter.”
…and treat her as a second class citizen. You’d tell her that her only duty in life is to get married and pop out babies. You’d demean her intelligence, tell her that she’s not as smart or as strong as your sons. When she went through puberty, you’d frighten, degrade, and confuse her by calling her developing breasts “milksacks”. You’d tell her that she’ll always “belong” to a man, whether that man be you or her future husband, and that said husband has the right to hit her. Need I go on?
“If he laid a finger on my girl, I’d shoot him.”
And the only reason why you’d do that is because you’re a chauvinistic bastard who believes in physical discipline, but only if the discipline is administered by either you or her future husband.
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9:10 am
I agree with Claire, and further more Adam women can make their own decisions regarding men, not all of us are sex driven. In fact most guys would agree with me when I say they are the ones who are sex driven and try to trick women into having sexual relations. If you truly believe the opposite not only are you blind but you must be extremely stupid.
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9:14 am
“trick.” Sorry, because regardless of how you look at it, both the male and the female in those situations choose to have sex. There is no real tricking involved.
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8:33 am
if some hot piece of ass came up to me and tried to trick me with a pickupline that goes something like this: “Hey baby! wanna come home with me and burn in my new vajazzles???” she DEFINATELY would have tricked me…
a REAL trick though would be if she actually got me to pay for it…maybe if she was lucy liu.. maybe
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3:51 pm
Adam, this is an interesting direction for the debate to take. You have now directly stated that you would have a long, complex vetting process for any new husband. However, in other areas of this site you have made it clear that the woman’s place is in the kitchen and that the man’s role is to dominate over her, that all women are sluts and that they are, to quote gollum, “tricksy and false.”
Are you saying that your daughter is not a woman?
Are you saying that your daughter should not be dominated by her husband, despite that being the fate of all other women?
Are you saying that it is the father’s place to kill anyone that, in his mind, breaches some rule system that he may not even understand?
I am simply confused by your incredible logic jumps and unnerving ability to forget your own writing. Pleas explain.
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4:59 pm
From what I can tell, I’d guess that there are two trolls copying his name. I say this because of several arguments that he has seemingly had with himself on a few articles. (one of the trolls has a different color to his name, I don’t know which one is the original though)
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4:59 pm
I believe that the comment ratings tell all there is to tell.
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12:50 pm
O and Claire I saw you ask the question “Why would a feminist want to marry a man like him?” i think a better question is “What man would EVER want to marry a feminist?” Ill just answer that for you real quick with a “No man”…think what you want. and if you say you’re moms a feminist and your dad married her well i think its safe to say your dad is a pussy hahahahahaha (its funny because you know its true)
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Claire,
Don’t be such a lesbian. Seriously. And get your ass in the kitchen and make me a ham sandwich. You’re seriously the reason incarnate I date asian chicks, because you rosie o’donnell look-a-likes are fuckin up the role of the female. You’re such a lesbo.
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Claire, I think its safe to say that you’re probably ugly and a little bit over weight, if not very over weight. You and all your friends are virgins and don’t have boyfriends? You guys must be awesome!!! I’m sure your friends wouldn’t be advocating abstinence if they could GET a boyfriend…And don’t try and tell me different, you’re gross and you know it lol. Don’t act like you’re proud to not have any guys attracted to you, you’re jealous when you see girls walking with boyfriends. Try and turn it around to say its a choice but you’re fooling no one. Another indicator that you’re gross is your icon is a cat…
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Her avatar is a dog, dumbass.
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2:14 pm
Hmm, last time I checked the guys were trying to get ME drunk at college parties and get-togethers.
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12:01 pm
Ditto that. I don’t recall ever pressuring a guy to have sex with me, and I sure as hell never had to get one drunk. But you know, I’m always running around with my crotch hanging out and THAT’S why men are failing their classes. All that crotch trying to tempt them from their REAL desire to study.
I’m sorry, that’s so ridiculous that I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry.
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1:12 am
True that, I’ve always been the one who the guy is pressuring or trying to convince me to have sex, and I’m not saying I don’t ever want to because I do, but really since when are woman less than men? and who the fuck wrote this I would love for my father or someone to read this and tear the person to fucking shreds.
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8:44 pm
Yeah… guys are always tricking me that way!
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9:28 pm
How’s exotic dance college working out for you, “Kylee”?
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7:47 am
Are you really fucking serious? I hope this is a joke……
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12:05 am
Ok, so I am hearing some of the comments on here and…Claire? I think you need to calm down, Adam was agreeing that you lead a superior lifestyle for a college girl. I am gay college student double-majoring in Biology and Education. I know what it is like to be involved in a demanding course setting. Most of the girls I am friends with and most of my friends are girls are pre-med as well as the boys. Both genders have “fun”. I hear countless stories of clubbing and drinking and sorry to say it, it comes from both sides. I honestly do applaud you for remaining abstinent and sober throughout your college experiences, you will likely make it far in life. The point here is to stop pointing fingers at people and not get so worked up, go back and look at Adam’s comments and you will see they weren’t originally malicious. Focus your energy on the people who write articles like this. When I originally read it I thought it was a joke, ‘nuf said.
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3:41 pm
It’s ok. This site is a satire of other christian/conservative websites that actually condemn behaviors and points of view that differ from theirs. I was confused at first, because the writing is so over the top it was hard to believe it was real, but I checked it out and it is a joke (a damn good one too since so many intelligent people are convinced of its authenticity). Don’t feel bad though, they’ve duped a number of news site like the Huffingtonpost and NBC. The sad part about it is that, though this website makes fun of these extreme views by offering a completely exaggerated and satirical take on them, it’s not that far off from the way many people do think, as evidenced by the number of comments that actually support the glaringly ludicrous positions put forward by the authors. Oh well, at least there are sensible people out there who take it seriously too and make valid and rational arguments!!
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5:33 am
Claire, you are someone I have a lot of respect for:)
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5:45 am
Please don’t get vajazzled, Nellie. I think that is something both Christ and your precious BVB would agree on.
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12:39 am
You guys aren’t serious are you? I’m not sure what to make of this… is it a joke or a serious site?
Vaginas are one God’s greatest creations…
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And on the 8th day, God created Vajazzling! BEHOLD!
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i hate this website, god is a joke, you are a joke. this a is sexist in so many ways. please shut the fuck up. I am embarrassed to live in the U.S. after reading this. done.
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Please go to our website for all discussions regarding religion, youth, bible, God, Jesus, etc… You are all very very welcome for an open debate
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so if god did not want young people to have sex why did he make them want to have sex at that age? is he an idiot or something? i mean it’s hardwired into every human being so it must mean it’s what gods want at that age.
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oh yeah almost forgot. i can’t think of anything more disgusting that perls or what ever the fuck that shit is on a girls crotch. seriously thid would be the perfect way to make most guys stay away i’d guess but i may be proven wrong by how these “serious” boys are easily distracted by shiny things on a girls pussy.
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Lol you crazy religious Americans.
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4:15 pm
Dear Adam Nelson:
You my friend are seriously a dead man walking, when I find you I will take pleasure in parting your cold worthless heart from your chest cavity.
Claire is right, you are a religious piece of shit, go fuck yourself, I would kill you where you stand.
Here’s a news flash mother fucker, we educated folks realized that GOD is a bullshit story made by men to control people, what? you missed college? oh, you went to a christian school? well then you are a fucking retard. So while you beleive in this archaic bullshit, we are all going farther and farther away from this proven BULLSHIT religious zealotry, and people like you are becoming far less dangerous as more people see through your shit.
Men and women are equal, the only reason they are not as physically strong is because of how MEN force them to be. I have female friends that ride horses and work outside, and guess what? THey would beat the SHIT out of most of my pansy ass guy friends that work out even.
So go fuck yourself, die, quit writing articles, the world needs no more people like you.
fuckin piece of shit
Hey Claire, we should hook up : D I would love to see a vajazzled vagigi! : D
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Am I the only one that thinks Adam Nelson is hilarious? And Jeremy, all of these angry death threats are making you sound quite the christian!
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9:38 pm
Jeremy, I do not appreciate your threats and pray that the spirit of anger in your heart is washed away by the blood of the Lamb. Satan has a hold of you and you have anger issues.
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I hope you FINALLY let your boyfriend fuck you up the ass. Maybe it’ll chill you out a bit.
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Better than the usual dildo up the ass, isn’t it Adam?
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4:52 pm
so, let me get this straight… a christian guy is using the words “Fuck in the ass”?? you should read back through that bible and see if maybe you aren’t a little confused about your position in the world. Cause it sounds like you’re a walking contradiction and a moron, but that’s just me
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No, that was someone leaving a comment in my name. They do that to irritate me.
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3:31 pm
oh my! so many death threats and deep philosophical arguments concerning womens rights! haha this article is obviously a joke, and if you can’t read something like it without going on a self-righteous rampage, then i recommend that instead of spending your days sleuthing the internet and looking for something to be disgruntled about, put down the twinkie, go outside, grow a social life, and hey, if your bored, get vajazzled and seduce a college boy!
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7:44 pm
They devilwhores.
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5:33 pm
Good, clean, nice, proper thinking college boys getting corrupted by evil devil whores….Someone has obviously never been to college.
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4:27 am
Man, in college, all I wanted to do was study and make associations. But whores kept trying to take my pants off. I must admit, at my weakest points, exhausted from applying myself, I succumbed to their aggression. Wait, no, that was a dream. Now that I think about it, I spent a lot of my time hitting on and subsequently being rejected by girls.
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8:24 pm
If a man tried to fandingle my daughter I would reserve the right to send him staright to Satan with my shotgun.
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So… killing ain’t a sin?
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7:44 pm
Is Amber Collins your Daughter Abe? I can see a strong family resemblance. I don’t think anyone would even touch her with YOUR dick Abe!
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6:47 pm
Did you seriously just say ‘fandingled’?
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12:36 pm
HA! This whole site, and others like it, make atheists like me hate christians even more. What, I’m supposed to respect you or your opinions more because you believe in fairy tales? If I went around saying that Rumplestiltskin was the savior of my soul, would that earn me more respect in society? I’d say 90% of the stupid christians, like the ones who hate gays, or the ones that vilify young women, are closeted self-loathing homosexuals themselves. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fags!!!
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1:10 am
my 2 cents. Sparkley things are for girls, not boys. If this thing catches on it will be more related to college girls running to the bathroom at the bar/party to compare said-decorated private parts. The boys who are excited by this are the ones who are looking for easy girls….and I mean actively looking. Maybe some parents need to give a long lecture to thier boys about all the f*ing crazy girls that they need to make sure to wear protection if they decide to do it. I just had a conversation with a woman who’s was told by her mother in law how to get pregnant behind her husband’s back and make it look like an accident. This is how you keep raising your women this is how desperate they will be for ANYTONE to marry them and if they are distracted by sparkley things, he doesn’t deserve to graduate college. Isn’t life about appropriate balance anyway. College is a great lesson teacher for that. I love that my husband doesn’t expect me to be stuck at home barefoot and preggo. And if you were really so disturbed, you wouldn’t be posting the hottie with her sparkley stuff all over your blog…ok, rant over, women can rock out however they want (and generally better than the boys).
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7:18 pm
If a man touched my daughter I would string him up from a tree for all to see and then after we judged him guilty, send to hell where he belongs with Satan.
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There is a reason that during the wedding, a father must give his daughter away. At that time, that’s when we give a man permission to treat our daughters with honor and respect.
Should they renege on that oath, we have no choice but to talk liberty to incapacitate them.
So I agree, I would harm a man who harmed my daughter, to the best of my ability so help me God.
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Wait a minute, a man needs your permission in order to treat your daughter with honor and respect? Try again.
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What you meant to say is that men aren’t allowed to use us whorish women for sex until our father tells them it’s OK.
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u are so stupid! whoever wrote this. how nature intended for women to stay home, and how the girls are distracting the guys! the guys are the nasty dogs trying to have sex in the fist place! u ass hole. this is the 21st century. what are u agaisnt women. i dont agree with the “vajazzling” or whatever the hell but its their body. and just to piss u all off ill have u know that i am a teen myself, im straight but i agree with gay marriage too. u guys seem so hung up over the details. who give a shit. get a life. seriously. really dumb people. im so offended by the wording you put on women. this shows how much of a man u are. stop screwing around and trying to pass your own stupid and twisted beliefs as part of religion, go read the BIBLE!!! good day
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THIS IS SICK BUT I HAVE TO ASK WHY ARE CHRISTIANS SUCH FAILURES AS COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS? IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO VISIT, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE SITE MAINTAINED AND PAY YOUR PROVIDER FEES. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
YOUR FRIENDS DO CARE!
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I have to say that I like this article. I think that Misogyny is a nice change of pace from the homophobic articles.
Bless You.
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Please, this is NOT what Christianity looks like, people! I am a succesful, loved, supported and respected female both in my career and my community! This man is a MORON, and a GROSS representation of what a man of faith looks like! God loves us all and wants us to love and respect each other. Trust me when I tell you, this fool is NOT a follower of my God!
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Oh I disagree. This is exactly what Christianity looks like. Your Bible even exalts and condones this bullshit. If you’re pretending that this isn’t what Christianity is, you’re either lying out your face or you’ve never read your Bible.
And don’t give me that retarded bullshit that it’s just the Old Testament that’s a flaming pile of ass (and if it is, why do you keep it?). This shit goes on throughout the New Testament, too. Just take a look at that ass maggot Paul’s book.
So yes – this is exactly what Christianity is. Stop pretending that it isn’t. You’re worse than the author because, as fucking retarded, inbred, fuck ugly and diseased as the author is, at least he’s not a raging hypocrite in pretending that Christianity isn’t a sexist, homophobic, hateful enterprise.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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wow so if they try to “shoot us down with shotgun ” can we use rocket launcher On them ? or Nuclear missile while we are at it ( wait we cnat its can destroy a whole country Maybe just the rocket launcher on them
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Thanks for the idea. Off to trap your boys. By the way, if they are so righteous and hardworking, they wouldn’t be viewing my vag or anything in that general area for me to tempt them.
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Really? This has to be a joke.
First of all, you have clearly not been to a normal university. Or even around normal(average) teens/college students.
Second, your talking like guys are the victims, when really, it is also the other way around.
Also please consider this:
The ones who object the most are usually the ones guilty. Just take for example the anti-gay campaigners, many of them turn out to actually be involved in a gay affair!
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I can relate. I too once fell victim to vajazzling. I was a dedicated student and upstanding CHRISTian when a vajazzled whore, undoubtedly jealous of my academic prowess whilst bitter and jaded with her own female shortcomings, lured me away from my Bio lab to eat fruit with her. I tried to resist, of course, as any man of my fine … See Moreupbringing would, but found myself hypnotized by her sparkling pubis. Obviously, she knew just what she was doing and I was powerless to resist her evil womanly ways. And, I’m pretty sure I smelled alcohol on her breathe, typical of her ilk. The tramp stamp really did me in. Nine months later I had to drop out of school to raise our daughter while she of course didn’t even miss a single class. She was lavished with grant money and my GOVERNMENT MANDATED child support payments, most of which she spent on shoes and vulva accessories. I know Jesus has forgiven me for straying off my divined academic path. After all, in his omniscience, he knows I had no power to resist her evil, satan imbued charms. Still, I was never able to get my life back on it’s fated path, all because of the actions of this whore of Babylon.
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this mother fucker is an idiot, go back to ur country bumkin town and screw ur sister, i mean come on bro i just think u have a problem with the opposite sex and probably couldnt get any ass back in the day and now, loser
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4:41 pm
most retarded article ever. vajazzling is retarded too.
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@Derek Van Buren Here’s one for ya: if you want to blame the premarital relations our sons are having in college on the “vjazzling” their female classmates are apparently flashing to them in the frat houses and during lectures, then I can blame misspelled words on my stinkin’ #2 pencil.
First of all, they’re either in a frat house or university that is at a much lower level than your apparent image of the institution, or you just didn’t raise them well enough to understand why they should be huntin’ down vajayjay art. Come on, people!
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The author of this article is obviously gay, and retarded. websites like this are more of a treat than vvajazzling will ever be, and that is a fact.
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Wow! This is probably the most sexest article I have ever read ! It makes me sick to think that you people actually believe that young college women’s only aspiration in college is to think up of all sorts of ways to fornicate with college men to distract them from becoming sucessful!! Seriously?!?! And even more, y’all really believe they try to “trap” men into getting pregnant?!? You must be from a different world ! There are no “designated” jobs for men or women in this day and age. Men are not the only leaders or big CEO ‘s of companies. And it is not just a women s job to do nothing with her life other than to get pregnant and sit at home with the kids. Most people go to college and work hard through it and to pay for it to make something of themselves and to use thier intelligence to get then better jobs to have a more comfotable life!
As for this vajazzling crap …seems to me it’s similar to tattoos and piercings. Another way for someone to advertise and make money . And I an pretty sure this vajazzling idea was created and marketed by one of your ” sweet little innocent college guy” that you seem to talk so highly of. Trust me , women do not have to try anything to distract men in college or anywhere else , if anything women have to fend them off! It takes two to fornicate. So get over your little conspiracy! I really hope this article is a joke or the world go to shit with people like you and your mentalities.
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9:16 pm
I think that all you people have gotten a little off track. last I knew this was about vajazling. Granted i have no life and read all the posts here but it really was entertaining… If a girl or woman wants to put litte sparkly things on her misses then so be it. whats the diffrence between that and a pretty lacey pair of underwear. They are equal and a capible of making decisions on her own.. Im not the most godly person to walk this hell hole we call earth but im a firm beleaver in trying your shoes on before you buy them. judge me if you want I like vajazling its awesome!!!!!!!!
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This was so ridiculous. And as A Christian I am hurt by these words. Perhaps you should think before you post such hateful things, and call yourself Christian.
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3:14 pm
This has to be a spoof/satirical site…right?
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3:35 pm
This entire website is very obviously a parody of fundamentalist rantings and ravings, and anyone who is actually taking this seriously–especially anyone getting all up in arms over this nonsense–is a complete idiot.
This site is a troll, and you have been trolled. Badly.
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4:54 pm
While not necessarily getting up in arms, I do find this site to be a good way to get related frustrations out without beating some of my neighbors faces in (these guys could do so much worse, I should know, I think I have a Christ reincarnation living next door, only a million times more irritating)
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I don’t even know what to say. I really shouldn’t be wasting my time on ignorant assholes like this dude, but, for now, my graduate school homework can wait. I simplly can’t believe that people actually think like this and PUBLISH it for the world to see! And, claim to be Christians! How can you even claim to be a follower of Jesus when you are literally condemning 50% of the human population? (i.e. “it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself.”). Seriously, dude. What would Jesus think of your petty, judgmental statements? This is why the world sucks – ignorant fuckfaces like you who claim a position of power based on religion. Keep your narrow-minded comments to yourself.
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7:33 pm
Stupid fucking christians
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12:44 am
Eh, I didn’t feel like reading the article after seeing the words “warn ur sons about these whores,” but i did watch the video. If a woman wants to bejewel the area above her cooch thats her business… how bout u “crazies” go protest a funeral or something? After-all godhatesfags.com gfy!
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2:13 am
I can’t even believe what kind of a gay retard wrote this article. I hope you die tonight.
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7:27 am
I think Derek Van Poopchute is waiting for another man to Vajizzle all over his face.
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9:34 am
I’ve seen his picture on a indiana sex offender website..He was convcted of hot gluing aqua dots on little boys private parts. YOU FREAK!
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9:38 am
that sounds fansy.how can i get some of those?
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3:36 pm
I thought this website was a hoax Christian website because of how poorly, sexist, homophobic and racist it is put together. Someone care to enlighten me? Is Christwire a legit Christian website? Because if it is, you are all a bunch of fucking morons. Jesus Christ organized religion is even worse than I thought. I can’t wait to go out tonight, get hammered, fuck a sorority girl (vejazzled or not) and not listen to any of your futile hatemongering bullshit. I believe in the good Lord, there are times where something great has stepped in to help me in need, but my God’s biggest flaw is his followers. A group of hater mongering pieces of shit that slander his name. You try to translate a book written thousands of years ago into modern times where nothing applies anymore but the most basic of moral guidance. My biggest wish for organized religion (other than all of you dropping dead for having hate filled hearts and the condoning of atrocities against your fellow man for centuries) is that out of nowhere a bishop or high priest or someone important to you assholes (Phelps maybe) all of the sudden not only turns black but loves sucking cock more than Elton John. Anyway, you close minded pieces of shit, go fuck yourselves. I hope you get raped.
-Tommy
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5:29 pm
I’m a college female and I get hit on buy guys multiple times a week, sometimes daily. I resist. I know of MANY, MANY, other girls in the same situation. Guys are really more the predators. whoever wrote this is clueless. Also the statistics about men taking care of babies is BS. There was no research, no statistics, to back this up at all. it’s a completely untrue statement. I’ve never even seen that happen once in my life, although I’ve seen many single mothers taking care of babies (countless).
Women are more serious in college these days than men. It’s a fact.
If men are too weak to resist, that’s their fault. Why should women be blamed? Like the previous poster Claire said, “for starters, they can keep it in their pants”
Also, if God created women, and had control over every aspect of their creation, and you insult women, you are insulting God’s creation, thus insulting God, by saying they are feeble minded and there is a flaw in their genes. Idiot.
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6:55 pm
this whole post is against women in general
so only college girls are doing this, eh?
you are so sexist and ignorant, you just disgust me.
you like god??? you read the bible???? GTFO. you are a DISGRACE! so you’re suggesting that parents take a look at their girl’s vajayjays??? you are down right disgusting.
im sure guys could have them too.
and whys it only COLLEGE??? eh??? how the heck do you come to these conclusions. ive never even heard of this thing in my life.
and to be calling people whores is just disgusting. you need to wash your mouth out, seriously.
and LOL at the whole “leading to their parts… you catch my drift?” first of all, i think of a queef… am i the only one? LMAO! second, im sure there isnt an arrow pointing down saying “COME GET IT”
only a sick perv like you would post this. bet your jerkin off while watching that video.
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9:00 pm
I bet if Jesus were around now, he would be all for vajazzling. I know that while I am getting vajazzled, I pray to God for the strength and fertility to snare a hot young college boy to impregnate me with his seed.
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12:27 am
Christian sexual repression. Classic…
The church restricts sex to control you and the rest of us feel guilty doing it. Yep, even you.
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7:34 pm
REALLY? You know what I noticed when reading your little blog and some of your other blog titles? You seem to like to study sex and gays an awful lot….what does that say about you? Hmmmm…..maybe it says that you are a closet queer that hates women like most gay men and you’re using this little blog as what you would have everyone believe is something educational and that you are just doing your research for the good of your twisted little religion. Wake up and open that closet door sunshine! You better think twice before bashing anyone else….it’s not Christian like and you know it….you should instead be embracing everyone that you meet and try to love them instead of knocking them down to hide your sexual pervertedness. You know the old saying, those that live in glass houses should not throw stones. You remind me of that because you are trying to focus peoples attention off of your own self….are you a man whore? a child predator? a queer? from what I’ve read about you….you are a feeble and narrow minded man-whore, child predator queer that gets his rocks off by bashing others….May God have mercy on your soul……That is IF there IS A GOD! Goodbye you little limp dick fag fucker!
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I wouldn’t say gay men hate women…I love my ladies
they are my best friends, I just wouldn’t ever want to go below the belt. Vajayjays are gross! (No Offense lol)
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None taken.
One of my favorite dates was with a gay friend. We were both looking for men, but not the same ones.
He treated me wonderfully, and I knew there would be no awkwardness at the end of the date (no sex). Some of my nicest friends are gay men, and one of them I met in church.
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All this talk of religion makes me grow tired and weary over people’s narrow minded and judgmental views of how man or woman should act. How about we start a new religion then? Based off mutual acceptance and respect for one another as men and women in this world surviving together… But alas this cannot be because the hearts of men and women have been tainted and instilled with the faith of false prophets and tongue twisted philosophies. I am not saying there is no god or higher power I just believe that we cannot begin to comprehend that god or higher power when we ourselves are not able to comprehend, understand, respect, and accept one another as men and women on this earth. Be it all the differences that humans have on this planet one thing we do all have in common is that we are HUMAN.
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ROFL! This is hilarious… and when I say “this,” I mean the comments to this article. I love how everyone has to use terms like “premarital fornication” rather than “fucking” or “sex before marriage.” I laughed when I read the article and saw the video thinking “people actually do this?” Then I fell on the floor and started laughing harder when I thought “people actually respond this way?!”
Sincerely,
Keepin’ it real
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10:25 pm
God is just a pretend fairytale to make people more comfortable with dying. Don’t be scared. It happens to everyone. Just because someone doesn’t believe in the same make believe story that you believe in doesn’t make them any worse of a human being than you. If you think that your better than others then you have serious issues. Get help.
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10:28 pm
God is pretend.
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11:55 am
Those poor boys at their fraternity socials, getting seduced by us awful women. When I left for college, several male family members and friends warned me to stay away from frat parties and if I went, either drink alcohol straight from a can I opened myself or bring my own. My feminine wiles might drive those innocent frat boys to drug and rape me.
Incidental statistics: in a large-scale study, when people on a college campus were stopped on a sidewalk and offered sex by an attractive stranger of the opposite sex, only 21% of women accepted, while 77% of men did.
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12:53 pm
Studies show that 84.5% of Internet statistics are made up.
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Just goes to show that straight men are more desperate to get laid, apparently. (I may be a man, but I’m gay and smart enough not to mindlessly accept sex from a complete stranger.)
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7:56 am
heheheeee good point!! wut whaaaah? you are gay? EWWWWW!
Ahwell more wild, willing and wickedly vajazzled wenches for me then!! WIN!
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12:35 pm
I just want to say that as a women and a successful women at that, I take great offence to almost every line in this article.
If you want to push a God-fearing agenda, that is your choice, but to post articles that state that women are horny whores amongst other very clearly women bashing, crosses the line.
On the other side, men must be very weak individuals if they are unable to withstand a few sparklies on a women. Too weak, I propose, to be the bread winner and leaders in society. I suggest the reins get handed to women, as obviously we are the stronger sex.
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1:15 pm
For a website that is acting alarmed about this silly sideshow, you are sure not going out of your way to censor these images. This was too risque for this site. I would think that a site that uses the savior’s name would be run by a more respectful group.
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2:15 pm
Sometimes we have to face sin in the face so we know how to pray against it. If you’re too weak a man to pray and then forward this information to all who can help us stop it, then please join the women/children in reading gentler titles and reviews.
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Don’t mind Savior Adam.
He’s just sad that no woman, vajazzled or otherwise, will have his unworthy “parts.” Hah.
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8:59 pm
Amen Brother! It is my mission to face in the face at every possible turn.
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Oops! That comment should read, “… face sin in the face…”
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1:31 pm
This absolutely blows me away, I’m a Christian and am disgusted at this! What someone chooses to do with THEIR body is their decision, not anyone else’s. God is the only one who has the ultimate right to judge people, NOT us. Unfortunately we as Christians fail to remember that, we should be spending our time loving, obeying, and honoring God, not turning people against His all-loving, all-forgiving presence. By the way, men are having this done also, I’ve seen pictures of it. I don’t believe it was created with the intention of sucking men (or women) in for sex so a pregnancy results and lives are ruined (rolling eyes). Varying ages are having it done, BIG DEAL! Pray for those who do things you may not agree with, be there for those who need love and guidance, but never judge or attack people if you can help it, put it in God’s hands, He’s more than able to handle it.
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“We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds.”
Feeble??? Near-sighted??? You’ve got to be kidding me. If there’s one thing that’s feeble minded it’s the head that is found between men’s legs. If “vajazzling” is going to drive these poor pathetic college mind to fornicate like bunnies, then they’ve got other issues.
You expect to get support for your cause by calling women feeble-minded? Them’s fighting words if I ever heard them.
Your “christ” ain’t the kind of dude I want to be hanging out with. Keep up the good work… in other words, keep up with this nonsense, ‘cuz it’s only going to drive further people away.
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2:22 pm
ok author, first off. f*ck yourself. you philistine.
your basically assuming especially in closing of this article that all college women are whores. your as bad as the westboro church. i go to college and im about to get married. so. when you want to use your “Christianity” against people (which is completely unchristian, unforgiving, unkind, and sacrilegious) do it when you can actually make sense, judas.
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2:35 pm
Genesis 3:16
16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
What’s odd is that even though God has cast the burden of childbirth on women for deceiving mankind, they are still willing to endure such pains out of wedlock, just to deceive men. The daughters of Eve have not fallen too far from the tree.
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If men were so strong and worthy, why would it be that all it takes for them to give in to temptation is something shiny? Pathetic.
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All I have to say to his article is…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
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5:29 pm
Please tell me this is not real life… Is this a legit Christian website? Because if it’s not, then I find this humorous. If it is, then this article is fucking retarded. Religion is a joke.
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5:35 pm
I love how all the religious comments get disliked while the non-religious ones get liked. There is no god and if there were he would be a dick. And to be on topic, I would totally fuck a vajazzled girl.
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5:50 pm
Wow… women go to college too – and while at college, MEN are usually the ones trying to have sex with them.
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6:11 pm
Is this a joke? That’s a serious question
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6:44 pm
F me. Too bad vajazzling wasn’t around when I was in college. I probably would have run out of notches to put on my bedpost… Looks like it’s time to apply to grad school.
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7:23 pm
This site is made and run by whack-jobs.
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7:24 pm
You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.
God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.
Sad in your sorrow,
Withered within,
Stand in the shadow of all of our sins,
You are the son,
Choke on his blood…
Die!!!!!!
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7:06 am
I can’t believe I died for you demon-ridden idiots.
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12:41 pm
You people are responding like the author was completely serious. Alot of it sounded like it was making fun of whorish behavior sarcasticly, to me, was it not? If this guy is serious and that wasn’t a joke of an article than it’s even more funny to me.
Ok Ok we all know that ever since femenist no bra movement the girls on a college campus can be more slutty than they used to be, but the goal of most college women couldn’t be further from having babies.
To think that some of the things I though was with sarcasim, wasn’t, is kinda shocking to me.
Vajazzling has nothing at all to do with the female wanting to act in her female nature by making thing sparkly and pretty. No, it is purely to distract and subdue the male sex. You men are just such victims all the time.
“Women could not only focus on study, however; short skirts, drunken sorority parties and constantly being in heat lead them to victimize their male counterparts, with sexual temptation.” —- really this comment wasnt a joke cause i thought it was hilarious.
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1:27 pm
I have three daughters, and I wasn’t going to, but now I have decided to get them vajazzled and afterwards, going to drive them to the local college so that they can lead young men astray.
Thank you for bringing vajazzling to my attention. Without this article the dream of vajazzling my young whore daughters would not have come to fruition.
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5:54 pm
My, my, what a complete pile of woman hating horseshit. Do you really, REALLY believe that a man cares whether or not a woman’s vagina is bedazzled or not? That’s saying a guy needs a woman’s bra and underwear to match to have sex with her. Men are extremely horny creatures and don’t need any kind of dazzling to tempt them lol.
Also, where’s your stellar Christian article about the college “whores” that get raped by “solid young men”. I’m going to go ahead and presume that your stupid and narrow mind would rebut with “well they shouldn’t be there to tempt the rapists in the first place”…since you know, a woman’s place is at home cooking, cleaning and making babies and all.
Stupid asshole.
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7:32 pm
Fuck you, freakshow.
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7:39 pm
These guys only rag on women because the last time they saw a vagina was when they were popping out of their mothers. Women are just as smart as men, and a good number of men and women have gone onto successful careers after drinking and screwing their way through college. If you had gotten accepted to any decent school you would know that.
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9:08 pm
I for one, kept my eyes closed when I ‘popped out’.
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6:42 am
It’s called ‘multi-tasking’. If you can’t make it through college because, “woman are distracting you”…then you won’t make it through life anyway. At least not with any ‘real’ success.
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4:59 pm
I’m a young impressionable college co-ed, shiny things attract me, after seeing this i think i want to be a lesbian. whats better than a shiny vagina.
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8:55 pm
So, women putting jewel stick-ons on their pubic region is luring these poor, innocent, studious young men away from their labours at school? Please explain how these bejewelled Jezebels are actually achieving this, since to know one’s pubic region is bedazzled, one would have to have seen it. If these precious boys are so hard at work, then when exactly are they finding the time to be scoping women’s pubes in a non-sexual, non-voyeuristic way, which is what they would have to be doing in order to know a woman had such detailing in her nether-regions. Honestly, people who judge women as evil for being sexual beings fail to remember that the majority of them are being sexual beings with consenting men. How can a woman be evil for enjoying sex, but a man participating in the exact same sexual encounter is just an innocent being lured into the dark side?
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12:09 am
I shouldn’t have to qualify myself to you, but I think you might appreciate what I have to say more if I let you in on the fact that I have taken the chastity pledge as a child and have stuck to it. I am 22, and yet unmarried, and as so “unspoiled.”
“You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
I agree that vajazzling is a dumb idea, but really, some of these statements… yes, you’re a special-interest site, but your RELIGION should lead you to have a more OPEN MIND. It takes TWO (2) to have a child, and that you believe it’s the woman’s fault and her fault alone is what I would call a short-sightedness of the XY chromosome.
And after this…
http://christwire.org/2010/04/gays-invent-penazzling/
I wonder… Do you ever worry about your women who go to college?
By the way…
“In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.”
Thanks for the lols.
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12:13 am
PS- watch ‘Animal House,’ it’s pretty accurate, as far as Frats go.
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My Penazzled genetalia remind me of the sick pervert ungodly jap mafioso with pearls under their foreskins. SANTORUM!
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11:42 am
Wow, I don’t believe I could find a more idiotic author on the internet. I am not sure where to even begin. Your article is not only drizzled with childlike assumptions and sexist comments, but I hope you truly do not believe what you are typing because this is absurd.
Yes, I’m sure some idiotic girls are doing desperate things in college.
NO, not every female is out to impregnate herself in order to solidify her standing with a decent man in college.
Most gals actually come to college to succeed and make something of themselves. As a college christian man myself, I know there will always be temptations. But, I’m pretty sure a guy is not stupid enough to look down there and say “Oh, so shiny, can’t look away”.
In all,
Thank you for underestimating all college students oh so well, and for being a sexist jerk. Hope you grow out of your ignorance someday. =) God bless.
P.S.-Maybe it would help if you weren’t stuck in close-minded 50′s idealism.
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3:06 am
It is kind of sad to think that these people are the people representing Christ. Even if these so called WHORISH WOMEN were traping young boys Christ would still love them. I’m a believer and I know that this is not what Chirst wants us to be doing.
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3:11 am
Condeming them and stuff. Women have the right to do what they want. All the girls I know arent trying to tempt me to make babies with them. they are more involved with hanging out and watching movies with each other.
Please everybody don’t think that all christians are this way. Its only the people that have personal vendettas against people groups that try to distort God’s word to fit in their cruel way of thinking.
And KSUEngineer, are you currently At KSU? Cause i am.
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12:20 pm
This site is hilarious and the comments where people are taking it seriously – on BOTH sides – are even more hilarious.
I only wish I’d thought of this site first.
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9:36 pm
Ummmmm…. Because this website is using Keyword-targeted Google ads, this “faith” website is advertising:
“Sexy Adult Singles
Meet Hot Sexy Singles Online Now! Membership is Free. Join Now!”
Thanks for the Laugh!
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9:40 am
This article is being forwarded around now in emails as an example of utter stupidity
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11:45 am
Hmm, I can’t tell if this is real….seems so absurd. What is the sample size for this article (2)? How many girls did he actually find who had this done? The funniest part is that he claims women are doing the tempting….and that men are studious….has the author ever been to ANY party before or EVER been around people in general…both sexes do the tempting. And women are lawyers and doctors… this articles point of view is absurd.
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2:32 pm
This is the most sexist article I have ever seen, just keep on blaming the women eh , make u feel better , fucking looser
your a damn fool
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2:39 pm
Here we go again. Blaming Eve for tempting Adam. It’s not Eve’s fault, Adam can’t control himself when he sees a vagina
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2:49 pm
MUST condemn your own writer, Marie Jon, as she is a —-gasp—- WOMAN COLLEGE GRADUATE! Blasphemer! Devil Spawn! Temptress! I bet the whole rest of the male staff spends their days lusting after her. This site should be just as it was in the Bible – only men get a voice, and women are tossed to the side like prostitutes. Jesus would NEVER talk with prostitutes… oh wait. Shit. There goes my argument.
Guess I’m going to hell because I think people all deserve the love of God and one another.
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3:15 pm
Obviously you have serious self-confidence issues if you need to demean women (God’s Creation) in such a manner. When you get to the pearly gates, St. Peter will shake his head no, and YOU, you will have the gall to look suprised.
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4:19 pm
Wow. I don’t really know what to say…except this….
The Middle East is full of people who feel this way. They are muslims and encourage the continuing subjugation of their women. I guess this really means that you sir, are a terrorist. Take your 50′s thinking, and your beliefs back to the middle east where they belong.
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5:37 pm
I’ve read about serial killers and criminal investigations many times. A large number of the male killers had the same attitude about the female sex. Needless to say, I believe the “man” who wrote this needs to be tested and either supervised closely or locked up immediately.
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7:04 pm
Obviously you know nothing of college life in today’s world. I am a male college student, and I will be the first to admit that the vajazzling of girls’ privates has nothing to do with my poor study habits or those of my peers. This article is ludicrous. Go to a college party yourself and I think you will find just as many loose-moraled young men as ‘whorish, partying’ females.
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12:24 pm
Wait… The author of the article is serious? Hahahhahah……..Hahahahah….Hahahahah
This has got to be a troll.
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2:30 pm
GOD < ICE CREAM
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9:47 am
this guy shouldn’t be allowed to write articles for anything Christian claimed, ever. christwire should be ashamed for having published this garbage.
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2:40 pm
I thought long and hard about responding to this article. I even said a prayer for the author and whoever does this site. There is a verse/story in the bible where Satan imitates Christ. The exact verse has not come to my mind as I write this, but I want you to know, that what you are doing and the image you present about women in general is despicable. If you are truly a Christian, your approach and perspective would be that as God intended and Christ told his people that women are to be treated as the church is treated. Utilizing words that scorn someone is NOT remotely doing this. I appreciate the “education” perspective on this new “trend”..even agree with not liking the “trend”. But to utilize a website in the name of Christ to bash and throw stones is not that of what God would ever have. You should be beyond the word ashamed and repentance is in store for you. Luckily, I am not your judge or anyone else that disagree’s with your perspective on your stories..but you should be IF you are a Christian terrified that you will be judged one day by God.
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7:05 pm
I got raped at a party because a MAN spiked my drink.
But I shave my pubes, so I guess I deserved it.
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10:58 pm
These Godless tramps need to be spayed!
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1:41 am
“In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide.”
You’re deluding yourself in thinking that sex was not prevelent in the 1950s and before. Condoms have been around (and used) for centuries.
Let’s also not forget the thousands of successful brothels that existed during the Civil War when college-age adults were recruited to fight in a war. There was a sexual revolution at this time just as rampant as the 1960s and 1970s, though it’s not discussed.
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2:36 am
Actually The condoms existed way before christianity were invented (founded) it’s was to protect from disease at that time and also because men could smell when another men have sex with his wife
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8:54 am
People are responsible for their own actions. Nobody can force them to do something they don’t want to do, so fuck your sexist attitude. This article blames women for all of society’s ills.
In the 50′s and 60′s, your favorite times, domestic violence in America was at an all-time high. Now that women are more liberated, they can divorce abusive men, and men are raised to be aware of women’s rights. OBVIOUSLY, this is lost on some men, such as the author.
Also, the LAST thing a college woman wants is a baby. Most of us go to college to get careers. Babies hinder that goal.
ALSO, you show NO logic in saying a woman wants a man to drop out of school and marry her. What we really do is wait for him to become successful, THEN go after him. Educated women get married later in life, and have children MUCH later in life than, say, high school drop-outs.
It’s the twenty first century. Grow some balls and accept reality!
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9:04 am
I hate all of you for forcing me to waste most of my morning reading through this hilarious yet sad ramble…..it’s a Muther – Effin JOKE retards! (you know who you are)
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12:29 pm
Ahahahaha! This article is HILARIOUS and awesome! I almost peed myself reading it (although I do consume unprecedented amounts of water, so that might have something to do with it). Are these comments serious? Don’t you get that the guy is blatantly f’ing around? No one would write something like that and mean it! He’s writing an exaggerated parody of the religious right, and he’s right on the money! Props to you, Derek Van Buren. This is comedy gold! It’s like compost is for soil or Hostas are forthe aesthetic appeal of your lawn and garden. Take it from an Old First Aid Guy (who is cutting this short because he once again has to urinate): Genius.
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1:57 pm
haha, until I read the comments I thought that this was a fake article, like the kind from Onion News, or something. In fact, I’m still not 100% sure it’s not a joke. No way somebody can still think such antiquated notions this day and age.
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5:43 pm
Firstly I would like to say how incredibly offended by this article I am.
as a young woman in her twenties who has managed to maintain her chastity, I can honestly say that I’m appalled by this articles’ words. College age men don’t need to be lured in by women, if anything it’s quite the opposite, most women I have known who have given in to their more primal urges have been through the coaxing of hormonal young men. I have on very RARE occasion met a girl who had exhibited the behaviors you’ve described without first being taught that’s what’s expected of her from the men around her.
I hope this article was a joke or some sort of troll, because this kind of outlook is why there are more and more people giving up on God and Christian values.
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11:48 pm
Actually it’s not like giving up on God – more like giving up on the fan club.
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9:45 pm
I am really appalled that all of are so moronic as to think this is a serious article. IT’S SATIRE! I know a lot of you think you’re really brilliant for tearing this article down line-by-line. A fucking 5-year-old could to the same thing to an article this absurd. You should start arguing against Onion articles too, you fucking morons.
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8:16 am
As I do agree that this is a bit whorish and just kind of wrong, as a woman, I would object to your comments regarding how women want nothing better than to trap innocent men and have babies. First of all, men can be just as disgusting, if not worse than women. Second, some girls (including) myself, do not want to make babies with ANYONE while in college, let alone with some random guy I just picked up with my new Vajazzled hoohoo. You cannot generalize all women as being slutty monsters when there are some of us that are morally and ethically bound to not do such things, because then I can say that all men are sex driven deviants that want nothing more than to cheat on their girlfriends and lie about stupid things… cuz what girl hasn’t experienced that.
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11:00 am
This is a joke, right?
This author is so ridiculously offensive it seem as though it should be located on a college-humor site rather than a site that claims to inspire “champions of God.”
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1:25 pm
I really don’t want to waste too much time responding to something like this, so I’ll simply say:
The author of this article and those who take it seriously must’ve been oxygen deprived at birth, and are so ignorant of current society it hurts.
I hope Jesus haunts you, and not in a good way. More like a “throws lamps at your thick skull” kind of way.
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2:42 pm
Wait, is this for real??
Hahahaha!!! I read the entire article thinking that it was a satire. It reads completely tongue-in-cheek. I followed a link here without reading the url and totally thought that this was written by a queer/feminist/modern woman as a joke.
I can’t believe this guy is serious. Wow. Someone on here seriously hates woman. How many guys have ever been “tempted,” “trapped,” or “victimized” into sex? I’m pretty certain that guys want it all the time. This entire opinion piece was written as if men’s and women’s roles were reversed. Not to knock equality of the sexes or anything, but it’s generally the guys who have drunken fraternity parties and try to tempt women into sex, and if they subsequently become pregnant, leave them to raise the child alone. Not the other way around.
It’s like some bad 1950′s propoganda “news”reel warning parents about the dangers to their “young men” on college campuses. Kind of like the propoganda films they used to warn young soldiers about the loose women overseas.
Hilarious!!!
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5:10 pm
Derek Van Buren is a genius! I wish I knew as much about whores and college gals as Derek Van Buren does. I never heard of vajazzling or whatever until Derek Van Buren risked his life by plunging into the steamy pit of prostitution and college passion parties.
Typicaly it would take a sick and vulgar mind to even attempt to bring up such filth in polite society. Im glad Derek Van Buren dragged his own reputation through the dirt to let polite society know whats happening in villainous and disreputable places.
My only question is… whats wrong with babies? Babies are cute! I fear that behind the saintly face of Derek Van Buren lurks a backalley ABORTIONIST.
Naw. He wouldnt be warning us if he had some dread secret to hide. WHen people accuse Derek Van Buren of being a homosexual due to his hysteric fear of women folk, I just laugh. Derek Van Buren is only talking about lowest of low class slutty whores and the high class educated elite of women kind. those are the worst kind… turn your back on them and they become senator or speaker of the house or a mother…. i better stop now. the very thought is giving me the heebie jeebies.
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10:56 pm
Vajazzilizing – BIG DEAL! A Lorena Bobbitt style wack-off to your Dark Ages, almighty ivory tower penis that is sooo threatened. Neanderthal good ‘ol boys club BULL-SHIT! SHUT UP! So what? Like tattoo and body piercing, it is a fad of fashion and will probably go away eventually.
You sound no better than Taliban extremists executing girls for getting ideas about wanting to go to school or girls executed for getting gang raped for committing the sin of a strand of hair escaping from under the veil that tempted the men, or getting too far apart from her male relative chaperone in the shopping market as grounds for immediate beating/execution.
Again as always, men’s objectification of women as feeble weak minded nympho sluts to be bullied down and self esteem crushed to assure they feel they are as owned property to service the big ape almighty penis.
Yeah, you want to control, dominate and subdue to get all the pussy you can! Stickin’ it on as well as in the woman. Who are the whores here eh? Swaggering double standard hypocrites!
You just want to keep it a man’s world is what your agenda is!
It’s guys like you that help make many women go lesbian.
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5:37 pm
No worries – it’s just a parody site.
Even if this site were serious, though, there’s really nothing to worry about. Hateful rhetoric – of any variety – comes from only one place: fear. Men reacted with anger and fear when women fought for the right to vote, and they reacted with anger and fear when we fought for education, equal pay, freedom over our own bodies, and pretty much everything else under the sun.
Judging by our voting rights and freedom to pursue education, their anger and fear hasn’t tripped us up too much. And you know what? It won’t in the future.
Knowledge is power, and the boys are all flunking out of school while we go on for master’s and PH.D.s!
Let’s see all the men crying when they can’t even out-earn us anymore!
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10:11 am
this is by far the most ignorant and ridiculous article I have ever read. I can say with pretty much certainty that you didn’t go to college yourself if you think this is how it is. If you did go to college, get your money back because it was wasted.
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11:35 am
All religion is based upon the belief that there is a higher power out there either guiding our lives or not. Such beliefs were created to explain the things that our primative minds could not understand why they happened in a time before science and reason was concieved of. These religions have become moot today because science has pretty much explained everything that the religions of the world, past and present, have been based upon for thousands of years and the human mind has evolved past the primative thought of hunt and gather. And has moved on the reason and understanding. So your little article holds no effect on what truly is in the world today and hence in itself has become moot as a resault of your beliefs.
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12:23 pm
“This behavior is nothing short of whore antics… it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America.”
Is this story intended to be funny? Hilarious. Take a bow.
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12:59 pm
Condemn me all you want, but you guys are as wacky as the girls that are vajazzling themselves.
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2:07 pm
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!
guys, this is like the funniest spoof article ever!
oh, wait.
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4:19 pm
Wow. I feel sorry for the author.
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6:49 pm
Oh I fondly remember the times back in college, when I’d walk into fraternity houses and see men dressed in their Sunday best, holding study groups together, and reading volumes of books. Now, all because of Vajazzling, these same precocious young men decided to drop the male graduation rates to 40%, slip drugs into women’s beverages in order to fornicate with them while semi-conscious, be responsible for 99% of rapes in our nation, are about 50% more likely to have extra-marital affairs, and commit about 80% of sexual crimes against children. Clearly, Vajazzling has corrupted the pristine natures of our men.
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10:37 pm
You people are fucking retarded. God isn’t real.
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10:32 am
I can’t believe this guy! Girls don’t inherintly ask for sex, or make guys come to have sex with them. If anything, you (and most guys) are making girls feel like they have to show more, and be willing to give that part of themselves. You are horrible for writing this.
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2:15 pm
You are a bigot and a joke. Your god is dead.
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2:19 pm
I’m speechless on so many levels. You know I’ve never read a religious right site in my life, and that actually made my heart shrink physically in my chest. It would be laughable if I thought (as I did when I started reading the article) that they were mocking the people who think that way today in the year 2010, but as I read on and realised what site it was coming from – that is to say, that people really DO think that way and have managed to scrounge up the wherewithal to learn how to post things online (which is very easy, unfortunately) – I actually felt my heart get a little smaller and move a few millimeters closer to the navel. Yuk
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4:15 pm
Oh, yes. because girls definitely only go to college to snag men into having sex with them. We are too feeble minded to truly be interested in our own education and belong at home scrubbing floors and cooking hamburger helper. Sexist ass… Maybe it just seems like a quirky fun thing to do, and a lot of us already have husbands or boyfriends, so its not like we’re going to bedazzle our tits and pubes and go running around glittering and naked to every man we can find saying “i want to have your babies!”
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4:34 pm
I have a feeling that this guy was cheated on several times but who can blame the women when this guy still thinks they are second class citizens.
“Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.”
-I dreamed to be an Astronaut but I am not. Should I blame women for that too because I, myself, didn’t go through the motions to become one? But you have a point, it would be easier to blame someone else, and without proof, for “distracting” me because I don’t want to blame myself. Why except failure… it doesn’t make me a better person to learn from my personal mistakes.
“This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.”
-If this “vajizzling” is on the private part of the female body then how does something unseen distract a man from studying? Unless my fraternity throws a pants-less party, then hell, how can I accomplish becoming a legend and getting the keg stand record with all that bling bling distracting me from successfully reaching my goals?
“In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.”
-You forgot to mention the good odd days when we, men, used to club a woman over the head when we wanted to “make babies” with them. Life was so much simpler then for Sean Connery too. I mean, what kind of world do we live in if James Bond can’t open palm slap a woman for “not leaving it alone”??? Now, women are smart and can logically argue back… so unnatural.
“Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go, to further edify their academic savvy in a course of study to gain perspective, leading to professional status.”
-I’m a first generation American (so I’m not White), grown up poor, public school education, C average student, stoled a few things here and there, I got into fights (lost most of them), my mother used to beat the shit out of me (probably why I lost most fights because a woman could beat me), but I was raised baptist (probably why my mother hit me) so I got one thing right on the proper background/upbringing list. Now I’m ready for college! But how about my friends that I’ve met in college that had it worst than me, that didn’t get one thing right on the “proper” list? Did they cheat their way into college?
“This process was hindered during the 1960s, where a resurgence of liberal thought caused a massive flurry of atypical students to plague the university classrooms.”
-so you’re saying that black people should also sit in the back of the class too because liberal thought would also mean equal rights to blacks.
The rest of the article is pretty ridiculous. As a recent college grad, most of my “girls that are friends” are either virgins or can count on one hand how many guys they’ve slept with. Were as my guy friends lost count on the number of girls they’ve slept with. Since we’re basing this article on ZERO facts and just assuming, then I’m going to assume that it’s the guys fault for having the XY chromosome and being genetically predisposed to have sex. I am not going to cite any scientific research because I want to argue like the author and provide no actual proof to my argument.
Though, this article may be fake, I know people who actually think like the author. It’s 2010 and the world as we know it is different in the 1960s or any other time period. What worked in the time of Christ does not exactly work the same way today. Stoning doesn’t work, slavery doesn’t work, women only in the kitchen cooking me the big piece of chicken doesn’t work. The point is, you can’t force ancient thought in a modern world and expect it to work. Though, I’m now speaking in the broader sense to this article, the Church and it’s people need to stop looking back at “how it was” and look at what is now and preach their ideals and interpretations of the Word in a way where it’s not considered primitive in today’s evolved society.
“I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.” – Thomas Jefferson
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4:42 pm
I have a feeling that this guy was cheated on several times but who can blame the women when this guy still thinks they are second class citizens.
“Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.”
-I dreamed to be an Astronaut but I am not. Should I blame women for that too because I, myself, didn’t go through the motions to become one? But you have a point, it would be easier to blame someone else, and without proof, for “distracting” me because I don’t want to blame myself. Why except failure… it doesn’t make me a better person to learn from my personal mistakes.
“This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.”
-If this “vajizzling” is on the private part of the female body then how does something unseen distract a man from studying? Unless my fraternity throws a pants-less party, then hell, how can I accomplish becoming a legend and getting the keg stand record with all that bling bling distracting me from successfully reaching my goals?
“In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.”
-You forgot to mention the good odd days when we, men, used to club a woman over the head when we wanted to “make babies” with them. Life was so much simpler then for Sean Connery. I mean, what kind of world do we live in if James Bond can’t open palm a woman for “not leaving it alone”??? Now, women are smart and can logically argue back… so unnatural.
“Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go, to further edify their academic savvy in a course of study to gain perspective, leading to professional status.”
-I’m a first generation American (so I’m not White), grow up poor, public school education, C average student, stoled a few things here and there, I got into fights (lost most of them), my mother used to beat the shit out of me (probably why I lost most fights because a woman could beat me), but I was raised baptist (probably why my mother hit me) so I got one thing right on the proper background/upbringing list. Now I’m ready for college! But how about my friends that I’ve met in college that had it worst than me, that didn’t get one thing right on the “proper” list? Did they cheat their way into college?
“This process was hindered during the 1960s, where a resurgence of liberal thought caused a massive flurry of atypical students to plague the university classrooms.”
-so you’re saying that black people should also sit in the back of the class too because liberal thought would also mean equal rights to blacks.
The rest of the article is pretty ridiculous. As a recent college grad, most of my “girls that are friends” are either virgins or can count on one hand how many guys they’ve slept with. Were as my guy friends lost count on the number of girls they’ve slept with. Since we’re basing this article on ZERO facts and just assuming, then I’m going to assume that it’s the guys fault for having the XY chromosome and being genetically predisposed to have sex. I am not going to cite any scientific research because I want to argue like the author and provide no actual proof to my argument.
Though, this article may be fake, I know people who actually think like the author. It’s 2010 and the world as we know it is different in the 1960s or any other time period. What worked in the time of Christ does not exactly work the same way today. Stoning doesn’t work, slavery doesn’t work, women only in the kitchen cooking me the big piece of chicken doesn’t work. The point is, you can’t force ancient thought in a modern world and expect it to work. Though, I’m now speaking in the broader sense to this article, the Church and it’s people need to stop looking at “how it was” and look at what is now and preach their ideals and interpretations of the Word in a way where it’s not consider primitive in today’s evolved society.
“I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.” – Thomas Jefferson
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9:56 pm
My first thoughts upon reading this article: “Is this a joke? This has to be a joke!”
I’m still not entirely sure whether or not this is a joke.
I do know that I am a female college student and I have never heard of this before and would definitely never do anything like this!
Also, you should be more worried about your young men trying to distract female students from becoming doctors, lawyers, etc by attempting to have sex with them. That happens more often.
Rape also happens in colleges too often.
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2:05 am
This article reeks of stupidity and narrow-mindedness. Sorry but God would be embarrassed to call you “His follower”, and even I can say this because I am Christian. Does the author really think college females want to “lure” men into procreation? Forget it, your rebuttal would further prove my point that you have no idea what you’re talking about. Sorry chief. And deleting this post furthers the fact i am right – nobody wants to be called out for their B.S. But on the other hand, you read it, you got the message and will be more reluctant on posting biased, Christian propaganda that tarnishes what WE were meant to believe in next time. R-tard.
YOU GOT BU-BU-BU-BUUURNED
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12:30 pm
WOW, cant everyone just take this as the joke it is? I doubt someone would honestly take the time to write all this and be serious about it.
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7:01 pm
This is the most sexist, misogynistic and ridiculous article I’ve ever read.
Also the fact that “Vajazzling” is a topic – is hilarious. WHERE is this popular? I’m in college and I’ve NEVER heard of this. I feel like this is fake….
Is this article a joke??? Is this a satirical webiste? This really sounds like something that could be on Saturday Night Live. This is a joke, right? Please say yes.
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8:26 am
if you see any vajazzled young bouncy wenches out there and have no need of them yourselves, plase send them my way! i can’t get enough!
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5:25 pm
Hey, guys. Guess what?
It’s a troll site! It’s satire and parody! And you know what else? It’s even kind of funny. The fact that this article in particular is getting so many negative reactions is refreshing, though, and it makes me happy.
While these sexist and vile views might’ve been a-okay in the 50′s, times are a-changin’.
Keep up, boys, or the women in the world will leave you in their dust! We have more degrees now, haha.
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4:18 pm
i think you’re drunk
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9:24 pm
I am extremely confused by the adjectives everyone on this site seems to use to describe young boys. “Solid”, “hard”, “lusty”, etc. WTF? Is every article writer on here a closet homosexual? Not that news like that would surprise me, but damn.
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1:04 pm
I love it, I think they look awesome with that, I would plow a girl with vajazzling
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1:58 pm
yeah if your son is easily distracted by shiny glittery things then what he needs is Ritalin not a bible…
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2:27 pm
I wish they had vajazzling when I was in college. I could of used the technique to lure more unsuspecting christian-boy victims into my vag trap.
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3:57 pm
FUCK YOU YOU CHRISTIAN FUCKS
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5:41 pm
Good grief, you stupid religious fanatic. Your beliefs are antiquated, and no longer relevant. I am a woman. I own a successful business with my husband, I have a college degree, and three wonderful children. Am I a “feeble-minded” woman only driven by my biological clock? I don’t think so. You need to educate yourself, and seek therapy for your misogynist views. In case you are unaware, college males are joining fraternities, drinking to excess, and having sex with multiple partners. The only way to prevent your child, son or daughter, from engaging in premarital sex is to educate them on the risks involved, teach them good, solid moral values, and pray. Please edit your article, and remove the negative comments geared toward women in general, and make them more about women of loose morals. As a Christian woman, I am appalled.
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7:55 pm
Are you kidding me? I go out with my girlfriends frequently to spend time together and enjoy the company of other females, but this time together is almost always interrupted by drunken fraternity boys who only want to entice us into coming home with them to have sex and then never speak to us again. There are plenty of wholesome girls out there, and plenty of guys who are male “whores”. Aren’t Christians supposed to not be so judgemental?
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8:15 pm
this website is a perfect reminder of why christians should be erased from the face of this earth. kids go to college just to get laid you fucking looser. I hope every girl I know gets one of those and tries to lure me! ahahahaha what a fucking christian retard this guy is, what fucking christian retards you all are! have fun in hell you faggotS!
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9:07 pm
You people have it all wrong! Vagazzling is only going to increase the Christian hoard sent to take over the world! Think about it good Christian fathers, you should have your daughters shaven and Vagazzled! It is God’s will!
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10:05 pm
#&*@ all the ignorant Jesus freaks out there. I say…I can’t get enough of women in college! Let them vajazzle all they want. I’ll do them either way. People like this are the reason America has gone to sh*t. Using God to scare your kids from going out and experiencing life. Whore’s aren’t the ones to blame. YOU ARE. Instead of preparing them for REAL life…you force them to believe in a non-existant God.
Keep doing what you’re doing, college girls! We can be the generation that finally kills the church and all their false morals.
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10:19 pm
THIS ARTICLE MUST BE A TROLL THIS IS TOO CLOSE MINDED AND RETARDED TO BE A REAL PERSON.
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10:22 pm
yah, unfortunately for that to be the case it would have to be a troll site…with a whole trollup of contributors and commentors.
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12:09 am
Excuse me, but all women have whorish ways? I think not. This post I feel is full of shit in my oppinion. Men and women have a choice both to have sex. Who’s to say men aren’t the ones with whoreish ways, just using this as an example. I don’t think either do. Its the way nature is, and humans are to want sex, but its not college girls or males faults. I am a college girl, and do not act like college girls are being portrayed in this post, and I am offended by the statement of us having whoreish ways and young men being innocent.
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12:56 am
Oh so true. I remember my own happy days in college… studying hard 6 days a week, working two jobs to get a head… and then to have it come crashing down one night as a temptress took me in hand and led me behind the Economics Dissertations of Polish Mine Company Owners shelf at the library. ‘To really get my teeth into Quantum Throb Mechanics,’ she said. Like a fool I believed her when she suggested I might want to ‘ram every hard fact about cylindrical pleasure palaces down her throat’. ‘Fill her with ‘hot emissions on fluid theory’.
It was hot in the library, so suspicions weren’t aroused when she undid her blouse. I believed her when she said ‘you press all my hot buttons.’ Curiosity was my down fall when she said ‘particularly this one’ and proceeded to… well, best not mentioned on this fine Christian site.
I apologise, decent Christian folk and trust that God will not let your thoughts stray to the temptress, with her brunette hair, 34D breasts and smokin’ hot … Satan, away!
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2:35 am
As a young man who’s been tempted every semester for the past 18 semesters…I’d say that this article is actually completely accurate if not harshly true. Even down to the term whore-ish. They’re not whores mind you, because they’re not getting paid…until they have kids and want to go to college.
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8:33 am
To be honest, I’m offended by what you have written, sir. I’m a christian woman, in college, and I have a boyfriend. I am very disappointed at how you view women, truly believing women should never be allowed to receive an education. Today’s economy demands that both parents should work to help keep the family finances afloat. I do not appreciate your naivete about college MEN AND WOMEN. Yes college is a time for men and women to find themselves and live for themselves, but you make it seem like that is such a bad thing. As much as I believe that the body is God’s creation, I also believe in individuality. This “vajazzeling” is just like a tattoo. But women are not “tricking” men into having sex. It is consensual as well. And how do you know that both christian men and women are not “whores” before they enter college? The man must want to have sex with her, whether or not she has a vajazzeled private or not.
Again, I must say that I am offended that you would openly disregard women and place men above them. We are all equal: every race, every sex. I do believe in free speech, as that what our Founding Father’s have set in place for us. However, you claim to be a christian. Shouldn’t you love everybody, including those “whores” you despise? Why not ask them first hand WHY they got the jewels, or if they have any tattoos? Why go on condemning them without understanding them first?
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9:43 am
Oh well, o well, where to start? I am french, straight, never slept with a guy until I finished school, i dont have a religion because it stops man from loving.
My dear dear dearest author, what on earth could possibly be wong wiht you?
Where has this way of thinking got you? You are in a church with similar thinking people, do your parts at home from your computer writting articles to prove your worth and there is no one in your life anyway.
Your wife has left you and you are sharing a daughter only because she doesnt want to go to hell by making you not see her. Your kid must only be small and yet your heart is already darken by all that could happen to her.
You have search in the internet and found a video of a girl getting sparkles on her tchiloola area. And It hurts you really bad.
Because of your experience you dont want her to be hurt, or to be hurt by her. So you get to the point of insulting all other woman in the world, no difference between them, just whores or home wives.
You feel lonely and you don’t know if you will ever shag again. You are upset with this little girl in front of your window growing up a woman and having much fun with her dad. Not like you.
You have made a few studies, even when you already wrote the article, you just left a bit of space for facts that you will fill later once the article is written.
There are a few things you are so wrong about…
You say ‘Studies show that 60% of college graduates are now women, only 40% men’
and then you make up what you think of it, but even if its a free world nobody has asked you to give your verdict of their research. Nobody wants to know how you feel, this study, is saying that basically women are more clever.
Not because they are whores and love to trick man into a world of morons but because they are just more clever.
You say that women should be at home like nature intended.
What? nature intended i stay at home?? which one are we talking about here?
you mean in the past we stayed at home because we were told to, not nature, what does nature has to do with it? its so contradictory.
Nature has told me to stay inclosed?
Women are not in heat. The female dog you could have had if you were nice and for real would have been in heat. The dog- the bitch= in heat
Woman= not in heat (it’s just super rude, you’d be smacked for saying this in France)
No we don’t get your drift. If men are stupid (most of them) how is this the woman’s fault? And no i’m not a lesbian.
You seem very familiar with whores and because she charged you too much last time, or she didn’t want to do your dirty tricks; now we are all whores?
To you I’ll be a whore, because what ever you hate is good. I’ll be proud to be part of what and who you hate.
You say women are stopping men to become doctors, lawyers and so on, are you saying that nowadays doctors and lawyers all had ugly girls in their school?
Riiight.
You think women wants to sleep with men to have their babies, then men are stuck at home (-breast feeding while you’re at it?)
Mothers stop their carreer for a baby, they stop everything for a baby. But they can’t stop their man from leaving. 9 months and a pure torture labour, giving birth is no trip to walt dysney. What is in your head???
You are talking about us like if we were spiders or mantras, did your mummy do something wrong to you? We are here for you, we can listen.
And guys are attracted to shiny things, what like magpies?
There is something you could do for God is not speak in his name, if you find this too big to do , then try to not speak for men. Becaus ethey do not agree with you.
Let’s not even talk about how you think women act.
You need some serious retrospection.
And, stop me if i’m wrong (lol) but isn’t this called Christwire?
I know you’re unplugged.
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9:58 am
you are so sad. HOW can you call yourself a Christian with such views. I hope that when your time comes, things are made clear to you…it would be nice if it happenned before then, but by the tone of this post, i seiously doubt it will happen. i hope you get to see a vagina soon, you might smile or laugh in your days following such an event…it’s obvious that you don’t get much of that in, unless it’s while belittling or beating your significant other into submission. the darkness that you proclaim is the downfall of so many is only what’s coming out of your mouth. God Bless.
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10:47 am
According to the article, if you are a college woman… your sole purpose in being there is to distract men to fornicate and have babies. What about the good Christian women that get an education and marry fuckers like the one that possibly wrote the article, oh that’s right he is probably married to one of “those” women, and that is why he has children. She tricked him into it during his college years as an “m(a)n of a proper background and upbringing”. It also encourages young men to join fraternities, HA… Have you even been in one there is plenty of fornication going on in those!
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10:50 am
You really should post this on the Onion. That’s really where an article like this belongs. It’s written perfectly to be on there.
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11:09 am
IIIII’m pretty sure college males are trying to get into all the pants of attractive females that they can for the most part – they don’t need any help from a bedazzled vag.
Furthermore; birth control is probably the number one selling product among females in America. The majority have no intention, nor interest, in reproducing – especially in college years.
The author and the inventor of this vajazzle “crazy” are borderline retarded. The gays invented vajazzling. It’s fact, I read it on this website in another article.
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11:49 am
wow, shaven with jewels! Add a Jack Daniels and coke dispenser and i’m going back to uni before sundown!
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1:36 pm
How come God/Jesus never wants you to have any fun and go play with some bedazzled Vag? If he didn’t want me getting any bedazzled vag, he wouldn’t have made my penis fit in there. Besides Vagazzling is just another thing for guys to jack it to on the internet, it’s not like women need to do this to lure guys into having sex, they just need to say “hey want to have sex” no vagazzling needed.
Besides is anyone buying Mary’s whole virgin birth story, I mean give her credit for sticking with her story as long as she did, but how dumb was Joseph to believe this, and how dumb are you if you believe it.
Soon Gay guys are going to be buddazzling theit buttholes to trick catholic priets, boy scout leaders, and U.S.A. Swim Coaches into having butt sex with them.
Amen
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2:38 pm
Is this some kind of parody? It reads like something out of “The Onion”.
If it is serious, which I sincerely hope it isn’t (and if it is that such pre-Enlightenment BS is being met with the same level of disbelief and scorn with which I meet it), does it make make my sister-in-law’s drugging and multiple rape at a fraternity party her fault? Just for being there? Man, I want one of those guys to be my doctor or lawyer. I didn’t know her at the time, but I’m pretty sure she wanted a degree in international studies, not a baby. In fact, she’s lucky she didn’t end up with a rape pregnancy – but, if she had, I’m sure you would have been happy to adopt the baby so she wouldn’t have had an abortion.
Incidentally, these days, her husband does stay home with their two beautiful children. She works very hard out of the house most days as an Episcopelian priest. Or does your brand of “Christianity” even consider Episcopelians Christian.
I will remain mystified until Christ explains it to me himself someday where you people find so much hatred in his message.
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4:33 pm
This article is a joke.
This website is a joke.
Religion is a joke.
Peace and god be with all of you poor souls.
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6:17 pm
I am a Christian, and the way this article speaks of women…as if all have whorish bad intentions and do not deserve to be educated is ridiculous. This is a disgrace. Being a Christian woman working on her masters, I promise my intentions are not to seduce some young naive male. Good grief, I suppose I should stay in the kitchen where God wants me (sarcasm).
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6:32 pm
a guy in college will fuck anything female, so long it has a pulse
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6:37 pm
The writer of this article is the most narrow minded person I have ever read an article about. Keep talking about making women looking like “whores”, I’m sure that’s going to spread the word of christianity really well. Yes, the idea of “vajazzling” is puzzling, but the article was barely about the subject. I’m offended as a woman and also as someone brought up in a Christian family. This makes me question the motives of christians in society today.
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6:42 pm
fuck that, bang as many college sluts as you can, make sure none of them are christian though, might end up with a psychotic paranoid moron like the people off here.
why else is there college, all you do is get drunk, bang randoms unprotected, and repeat, FUCK YEAH, THATS THE LIFE
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6:44 pm
thats what college is for, banging a million sluts unprotected,.
just make sure that they’re not christian, otherwise they’ll end up all paranoid and psychotic like the moles on this site
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7:04 pm
this is disgusting. men are perfect and women are whores is what i got out of this. and FYI every frat boy i know joined the frat to get laid NOT to make “connections” as the article stated. also i dont know a single college girl that wants to have a baby, they might want to have sex yes but NO BABY! is it so wrong that a woman have a sex drive equal to that of a males . . . i didnt know this was the 15th centruy. also 99% of the time its the man that initiates sex NOT the woman. grow up and welcome to the 21st century.
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7:53 pm
If he weren’t a zombie, I bet the son of god would be bejesused…!
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8:45 pm
jesus was a cunt
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1:57 am
It really is epic how seriously people are taking a clearly joke article. I mean good lord, read the most recent article titles: “How to spot a masturbator” “Lady Gaga parades about Europe Half Naked” “Do Gay Pets go to heaven?”
Are you seriously braindead people? This is obviously a joke article.
And for all you people out there, men who are attacking the author and calling him gay, women who are calling him sexist and bigoted, you know what that makes you?
The real joke.
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11:04 am
I just wanted to say that I agree completely. These whores have totally distracted me from life plan of becoming an astronaut.
Also, many thanks for the super hot picture of the sinful harlot in the bedding position. I’m probably going to give into temptation when I get off work.
Cheers!
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1:51 pm
so i’m confused, next time i’m at a strip club should i get a dance from a vajazzled stripper because she’s hot, or not get one because she might be trying to trick me into paying for sex?
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6:37 pm
haha is this some kind of joke? its almost make believe
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7:02 pm
its called avert your eyes you perv, nobody should be looking down there anyway and this website is a joke and the guy writing this article is an even bigger joke.
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This is the most sexist article I have ever read! You disgust me and make a horrible name for Christians. I am a christian myself and I could not believe how you degraded women as though they were just animals! For your information it is mostly men who target women! Women are raped by men 98% more than men and when men are raped it is usually done by another male! If you have nothing good or nice to say don’t speak. God is my judge let him sit in the throne not you.
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12:53 am
Fellow Christians!! Vajazzling is the artwork of SATAN!! Turn away from this heathen form of sexual temptation and lust. I am appalled to think that women are flaunting their vagina’s with jewels and peace sign images! How can this nation have peace when multiple vaginas are being decorated on a daily basis? Mr. Buren! Thank you for alerting all of us about this horrible sin! I will alert my Bible study at our next meeting and I ensure you that we will pray for our nation!!
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“PrayersForOurNation says:
May 15, 2010 at 12:53 am
Fellow Christians!! Vajazzling is the artwork of SATAN!! Turn away from this heathen form of sexual temptation and lust. I am appalled to think that women are flaunting their vagina’s with jewels and peace sign images! How can this nation have peace when multiple vaginas are being decorated on a daily basis? Mr. Buren! Thank you for alerting all of us about this horrible sin! I will alert my Bible study at our next meeting and I ensure you that we will pray for our nation!!”
hahahahaha i bet you scare more people away from christ than this website does with all your ignorant so called real “christian” views and whatever pedestal you think your standing on. Maybe you should worry about the real reason and right method of sharing salvation before you push it on others, your no better than the scum of the earth…we are all sinners, and all sin is equal in Gods eyes. try and wrap your mind around that you douche.
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10:16 am
Can somebody please tell me, because its bugging the hell out of me: Is this website a satire? I don’t see any contradicting links or connections, but no matter how convincing it seems I can’t convince myself that the articles and opinions could be real.
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11:07 am
This website is satire. I cannot believe anyone gets so fired up over something that is so obviously a joke!
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11:59 am
So I guess it is all the glitter and glam of the vagina that forces young men to put their penises in them.
Unfortunately (or fortunately), it takes two to tango, and if a young man can’t help himself, then he should not be a future leader. Homeboy probably shouldn’t be in college.
(And yes, I am one of those threatening people, a woman with her Ph.D. and a terrific job who does NOT vagazzle her vajayjay mostly because she likes it just the way God made it. And the consenting adult males with whom I have shared my bed didn’t seem to have a problem with either fact.)
[And if I could add footnotes here, I would cite Foucault, Lacan, Butler, and de Beauvoir.]
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12:26 pm
Are you absolutely INSANE?! This is appalling. I have never once even HEARD of something like this. Nobody is tricking anyone into having sex. The people that are having sex are having it by choice NOT because of trickery.
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12:13 am
You disgust me.
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1:00 am
Young men are crows
They must collect every shiny object they see
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7:13 pm
this is ridiculous, but if you were to bedazzle you vajayjay~ why not save the money and embarrassment and do it yourself?
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11:27 pm
Wow! On a website called christwire.org you use the words slutty and whorish numerous times. Not only is this article, if you could even call it that, so poorly written that it is painful, but you have the nerve to call women “feeble minded” Interesting, considering this article is rambling and has no factual basis WHATSOEVER. You sound like a sexist pig. Maybe you need some vejazzled vagina.
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5:02 am
Hahahahaha I can only laugh about this. I feel sooo sorry for this guy and that he actually believes this. Yes, poor males: they cannot think for themselves and have no responsibility in their choices: no, they are lured by girls into having sex thereby distroying their future.
Really, this line of reasoning is rediculous. I thought people were smarter than this.
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10:18 am
Did you know that 1 in 5 women get raped in college? Most of these rapes happen at fraternity parties. This article is very sexist and does not accurately show the stats quo of gender roles in our society.
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1:49 pm
School %Male %Female #Female #Raped
Columbia University 47.9 50.3 22317 =443.68 17
University of Wisconsin, Madison 47.3 52.7 42041 =797.74 7
University of Texas, Austin 49.5 50.5 49697 =984.09 398
Purdue University 58.9 41.1 40609 =988.05 39
Rice University 43 57 5024 = 88.14 40
University of Virginia 47 53 24068 =454.11 193
Florida Atlantic University 40 60 25325 =422.08 203
Kent State University 39 61 22697 =372.08 182
University of California, Davis 45 55 36611 =665.65 293
This is just a rough estimate. Of the 268,389 students enrolled in these 9 schools 5214 are FEMALES & 1372 of them have been or going to be raped by MEN
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4:24 pm
heh,this website = yet another reason as to why Americans are so poorly thought of.
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12:46 am
This is the stupidest web site on the Internet, as evidenced by this article which was clearly written by a retarded misogynist with a one digit IQ.
See you in hell, Derek Van Buren!
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1:31 pm
Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I need to study so that i can graduate and get a good…OH LOOK SHINY THINGS!!
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2:55 pm
What the hell kind of article is this? Woman should be more inclined to raise a family and stay home? Are you kidding me? Who says that men are supposed to earn the money while women stay home? Oh and concerning this “vajazzling” issue…tell your sons to control their penis. Seriously? College women are whorish? All we want is to have babies and pass on STDs? This is incredibly insulting and disgusting to read. As a woman I am sickened by the thought that people can even think like this.
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4:40 pm
Troll(internet
In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2] In addition to the offending poster, the noun “troll” can also refer to the provocative message itself, as in that was an excellent troll you posted. While the term troll and its associated action, trolling, are primarily associated with Internet discourse, media attention in recent years has made such labels highly subjective, with trolling being used to describe many intentionally provocative actions outside of an online context.
Cass in Point
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5:09 pm
I think this whole thing is fake. Look at the pics at the top of the page. They look pretty fake to me. I think people are getting really worked up over nothing and some anti-social crazy person is somewhere cracking up over it all.
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7:15 pm
if i ever met the author i would beat the shit out of them!! this has got to be a joke??
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10:36 pm
I gotta say, lmfao. I’ve never even seen this website, but if this is the kind of hysterical (not to mention brazenly illogical and hateful) crap that “Christ-like” folks buy into, then … wow.
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10:45 pm
lol. Sorry. I didn’t realize you’re The Onion. In that case, f*cking awesome!
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1:58 am
Ha!!!
your such a bunch of ignorant losers. When the day comes,you won’t be judged well at all. Ignorance MAY be your only crime, but you’ll still burn for it none the less.
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2:52 am
I hope you realise that every person I have spoken to concerning vajazzling is completely turned off by it, and the boys seem terrified! It sounds bloody painful!
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1:45 pm
Hmmm… All this talk of religion makes me grow tired and weary over people’s narrow minded and judgmental views of how man or woman should act. How about we start a new religion then? Based off mutual acceptance and respect for one another as men and women in this world surviving together… But alas this cannot be because the hearts of men and women have been tainted and instilled with the faith of false prophets and tongue twisted philosophies. I am not saying there is no god or higher power I just believe that we cannot begin to comprehend that god or higher power when we ourselves are not able to comprehend, understand, respect, and accept one another as men and women on this earth. Be it all the differences that humans have on this planet one thing we do all have in common is that we are HUMAN.
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3:56 pm
You people are funny, getting so irate about an article and a website that is SATIRE. IT’S ALL A JOKE. COMPLETELY A FARCE.
Seriously, I don’t know what’s funnier, you all not realizing it’s satire or some of you getting so damn angry that you feel the need to write a 10 paragraph comment.
Ridiculous.
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10:49 am
its not that no one realizes that its fake but the fact that there are actually people out there that think like this and it outrages people. This just gives them a place to let these people know how they feel about these people that are sexist, judgmental, blinded by the wool that was pulled over their eyes, and completely moronic assholes.
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5:42 pm
I don’t think I have ever been so ashamed to live in this country. I thought was bad enough knowing I had to share this place with the likes of Glen Beck and now I find this.
You, Mr. Pseudo-Writer, should be ashamed of yourself. You clearly have not had the privilege to attend a real school that teaches real facts. Your article also suggest a lack of post-secondary education in your lifetime.
“We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
Allow someone who is actually qualified to comment on the state of female college students to inform you that this is sickening. By “this”, I mean you.
Feeble? Every female college student I know can and will stand up for herself. These are strong women who can think and tend to be more creative than their male counterparts when it comes to problem solving. Intelligence, after all, is innate to human beings.
Human beings.
Not just those with XY. And given the number of genetic disorders associated with the Y chromosome, I would be rethinking some of those ideas of yours if I were you.
As for the 40-60 ratio on college campuses, I’m wondering if it ever crossed your mind that that might be true simply because there are more women in the world than there are men. Men, after all, have this nasty habit of getting themselves killed doing stupid things.
Actually, Mr. Pseudo-Writer, I’m wondering if you’ve ever even met a woman.
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5:35 pm
SATIRE. Look it up.
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9:59 am
I’m sorry…is this article real?? I expected it to be the Christian version of The Onion because all that stuff the guy said is bogus. Who would actually believe this? Wow…moronic! I’m also noticing below this comment box a link for a story on “How to Spot a Masturbater” haha Umm…well here’s a hint, look around you. Everybody does it :p
The newest threat to your college son isn’t “Vajazzling” it’s the fact that you’ve raised him up until adolescence and then told him to suppress his urges which are more powerful than anyone gives them credit, and he goes off where there’s no supervision and what do you suppose happens? And when you don’t teach your kids anything but abstinence, you’re not giving them a choice to decide what is right for them, so when they do have sex before marriage, which will happen more than likely, they won’t be safe about it and that’s where STDs and pregnancy happen.
Get your heads out of your asses.
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5:36 pm
SATIRE.
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12:11 pm
Your theory is retarded and completely ridiculous. Even if, to humor you, it were true that colleges were rampant with slutty college girls trying to lure “solid, young men” into impregnating them, if a man were to accept such a stupid offer, he would a complete idiotic moron, like you, and he wouldn’t deserve the pity.
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2:20 am
WOW!! What close-minded crap. “At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.” What kinda shit is that? I’m a man and I would like a woman that would be WILLING to stay home and raise the kids while I bring home the money. But like I said, I want a woman that’s WILLING. Nature did not intend for the woman to be stay at home moms and to try to force a woman to do so with the argument, “that’s what nature intended” is pure horse shit. And to say that college’s are a place for men of a good background and all that crap is to say that someone “from the gutter” can overcome their background or upbringing, even though we’ve seen just that happen all the time. How many movies have been made about that exact scenario. And why would a woman need to vajazzle her pubic area to tempt a man into sex? As a man I can say very definitively that if a sexy woman is trying to sleep with me, it’s hard to say no, regardless of whether or not she has any shiny stones above her vagina. But if you’re a responsible person, you take care of your priorities, i.e. studying, work, etc., first. The “fact” that 60% of college grads is due solely in part to our modern society. It’s true that the world is going to Hell, but close-minded dickheads like you are just pushing down the accelerator.
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5:56 am
Okay, are you guys for real or is this a joke site? I just can’t figure out if you people are really and truly as retarded as you seem to be. I’ll choose to have faith in my fellow man and believe that this is satire and not serious, because really….if you people are actually this dumb then please do the world a favor and mimic lemmings, because you really need to take a dive off a high cliff and contribute to natural selection as nature intended.
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1:32 am
I was raped at a fraternity party during my first week of freshman year. I was a good, christian girl who even stayed in her hometown for college. A boy gave me a drink, a sprite, he said it was. They took me to a back room. Six of them.
Tell me that I was asking for it. Tell me that my skirt was too short (I was wearing loose fitting jeans). Tell me that I should have kept my womanly ways away from those poor boys. How dare I siren them away from their studies!
Fly down here, look me in the face and tell me that I’m in the wrong here. See all of the pain and suffering that MEN caused me. Men who still show up at my church every Sunday.
How dare you think of women in this manner. How dare you post this for other people to read.
Everything on this website is full of hate.
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7:02 pm
props to you girl for being brave enough to share this with everyone on here. I feel nothing but saddness for you, that men would do something so completely discusting and evil to you.
The man that wrote this article as well as many of the writers on this website are so incredibly lost and have crazy ideas. Nothing about this website is Christian, nothing. It is writers like this that make it seem okay for men to do evil, horrible things to women. It is men like this that make it seem okay for men to treat women like objects. How far have we come? Really, I thought that we were living in a time of equality, but clearly there are still people who have the odacity to call themselves Christians and share thoughts and ideas and “values” that are nothing but dillusional, masoginst, and evil.
I want you to know that there are good men out there. And hopefully one day you will find one that will treat you like the wonderful girl, that I am sure you are.
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9:39 pm
HAHAHHAHAH if I had any doubt that this site was a joke, this article laid that to rest.
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4:35 pm
So basically, what you’re saying is that men are too stupid to think for themselves.
And how did you discover vajazzling. Surfing the porno sites are you?
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6:31 pm
Are you for real?….like honestly??…. People like you are the reason so many people hate Christians and won’t give Christianity a chance. Women do not MAKE men have sex by wearing revealing clothing or partying or…putting jewels on their privates ( I have never even heard of this ). I think that if a woman put jewels on her body it would be a form of self expression, and completely personal…not to entice men to sleep with them so they can have babies. I fear for any woman in your life, I really do. You need to change your attitude towards women, really quickly. It isn’t 1950 anymore. Let me guess, you think women should stay in the kitchen and serve her man right? Well fat chance buddy. It isn’t gonna happen. And any woman that does do that is not truly happy. Its fantastic there are so many female graduates. I feel proud for my fellow females.
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7:12 pm
Lol okay so I just realized this is a satire. I feel silly for getting so angry now. But its scary, there are Christians that think like this! I bet there are loads of people that read it and agree with it.
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10:25 pm
Wow. . . because fraternities are so focused on studies. The last time this person was in college it was the 1950′s! If your son is having sex it’s because he chose to, there are no magic spells being cast on him. I have been raised in church, followed the Lord’s word my whole life, married a wonderful man and I truly believe people that will buy into this are sheep in a way that was not intended by God.
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11:24 pm
The man who wrote this article, I imagine, has the following qualities;
a) beats his wife
b) beats his children
c) believes God can stop him being beaten.
Stand in front of me and allow God to stop me kickin your redneck backside you 20th century ignorant snake oil dealer. Faith wont stop my will being done.
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10:33 am
nah this is merely a woman using a man to hide the fact that she is jealous because none of these so called men that are distracted by these whorish tendencies want her.
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3:14 pm
Wow…. wow… rarely have I ever seen such blatant ignorance or brutish sexism as this author displays. Seriously dude SEEK THERAPY NOW; or at the very least keep your stupidity to yourself!!! “It is better to remain silent & be thought a fool than to open your mouth & remove all doubt.”
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6:46 pm
Wow, women are still considered “EVE”. Yes, we are all demons who posses men into having sex with us so we can have babies! That’s it! I totally forgot! I forgot that I am going to school to become a lawyer, and that my room mate is in for civil law.
Let us not forget that men are piercing their genitalia, and other “nether-regions”, but women are the sinners. Men rape, but women are the sinners. Men like you treat women as if they are sinners, and women are sinners.
Go and find God
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6:40 pm
This is the single dumbest article I have ever read. Ever. For all the reasons highlighted above.
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9:57 pm
what is so bad about having babies. god wants you to have kids. how do you think you got here dumbass?
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10:00 pm
Is this author serious! ‘whore antics’ LMAO. Get a life dude.
Guyz in college are looking to get laid. The girls want to have fun to. Its college, that’s what they do. Get with the program.
To bad am out of college and didn’t get to do all this stuff!
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7:59 am
Very disturbing.
And I’m not referring to what’s written in the article. Unfortunately, this piece of writing is further proof of that all-too-common assumption: It’s always, always the woman who’s responsible.
Mr.Van Buren, are you trying to tell people that guys at college were these pure, virginal beings before vajazzling come along? Do you even expect anybody to buy that? Seriously?
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2:24 pm
So this is a joke website…right? I mean it’s like a parody sort of thing. Nobody here is actually serious when it comes to this article. Right?
Can somebody please conform for the sake of my sanity?
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10:28 am
It must be a joke as any real christian would not be judging as quoted later in the replies and comments quotes the bible Thou Shalt Not Judge. The more I read and the more I think about it I am beginning to think that it is not a man that wrote this article but more a women using a mans name to save her from her jealous and hateful ways.
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3:14 pm
I say bring back the Bush, I for one don’t prefer a bare floor nor do I want a bunch of jewelry down their too.
Just give me a nice soft bush of the 70′s.
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1:42 pm
Dear Author,
You are a writer for a Christian website, therefore I would assume that you are yourself a Christian. You need to resort back to your Bible (if you have one) and learn how to love people the way that Christ loved them. Not based upon superiod gender.
You are a sad pathetic person. No doubt severely wounded by women, you now consider them to be inferior to men. Unbelievable. You speak of the way that “nature intended” and the inability to find many women who desire to be faithful and pure. You do a grave injustice to the multitudes of women who do, contrary to your belief, long for purty and righteousness.
You need to take a long look in the mirror before you go pointing the finger at women.
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1:45 pm
This chick I was seeing back in Nazareth got vajazzled and DAMNNN that pussy was BOMB! Tapped that alll night long, the only part that really sucks is the jewels got stuck in my beard…. Watch out!
Btw, did you know I’m a jew?
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4:57 am
Derek Van Buren. It’s people like you that make us Christians look like idiots. MAYBE, the college guys WANT to have sex with college girls, regardless of their vagina jewelry. MAYBE the bible says to respect women, you’re article shows you want them to be a submissive slave, not a loving wife, “women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended…” Thanks for telling me what nature intends women to do, G*D, i didnt know you were a blogger named Derek Van Buren.
“Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go”
Define unproper upbringing, because in THIS COUNTRY, YOU UNAMERICAN, anyone can go to college and make great things of themselves.
“Even now, college females are relentless in their efforts to tempt, subdue and trap a mate. There is only so much a study-weary, homesick and naive young men can do against such odds.”
You realize the men usually hit on the women to get shut down, the MEN usually are the scum bags trying the cheesy pick up lines….
DID YOU EVER READ THE PARABLE OF THE ADULTERER?
John 8:3-8
Adultery takes two people, if a women tries to tempt a male, he still has to also comply. Stop using our sisters in Christ because you are too weak to atone for your own dirty thoughts.
Honestly, while this practice is not right, you sir, make me sick to my stomach. So much so that it’s hard to even remotely believe that you know what Christianity is.
You’re article makes me think you have never read the bible.
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5:22 pm
Jesus, where to begin?
Why is so much energy being poured in to bullshit like this? I think the bigger issue here is the absolute lack of honor and respect for women. To go so far as to call almost every one of us slutty whores? You talk to your mother with that mouth, sir? You claim that all men are naive to the wiles of women; just minding their own business and trying so hard to concentrate and focus on their studies. Yeah, okay. You’re telling me that not one of those men would rather have a good, hard fuck than settle in with a nice cup of tea and a textbook? I’ll have to disagree with that one. I’m going to end this now and go outside and enjoy the beautiful day. A beautiful day in which at least one man will probably ogle my tits while I’m minding my own business.
One last thing from that book you hide behind:
“The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.” Psa 37:30
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5:29 pm
Jesus, where to begin?
Why is so much energy being poured in to bullshit like this? I think the bigger issue here is the absolute lack of honor and respect for women. To go so far as to call almost every one of us slutty whores? You talk to your mother with that mouth, sir? You claim that all men are naive to the wiles of women; just minding their own business and trying so hard to concentrate and focus on their studies. Yeah, okay. You’re telling me that not one of those men would rather have a good, hard fuck than settle in with a nice cup of tea and a textbook? I’ll have to disagree with that one. I’m going to end this now and go outside and enjoy the beautiful day. A beautiful day in which at least one man will probably ogle my tits while I’m minding my own business.
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12:36 pm
Oh what silliness! Everyone knows college boys are always on the prowl for females regardless of how their genitals are decorated. If they would leave the college women alone long enough, the women could get their degrees so they can get high paying jobs so they could afford to decorate their genitals as they like.
Now, what are the boys doing to decorate their genitals to attract the women?
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9:30 pm
…wow, I love the implication that men sleeping with women before marriage is 100% the woman’s fault. It takes two to tango…
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10:22 pm
really come on girls arent useing this to get a guy to have kids with them im a college guy myself and what guy doesnt want to get laid if theyre giveing it up ill take it vajazzled or not
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6:11 am
Wow. See, guys like this make people want to worship the devil.
What’s funny is that the author has probably never even SEEN a vagina, which gives him zero authority to write an article on twats. He wouldn’t know the difference between a vajazzled snatch from a vajazzled apple pie. Obviously, he spends his lonely hours playing with his fleshlight, which is , no doubt, hidden under his Jesus sweaters, while mustering up women-hating blogs. What an ignorant lump of useless DNA.
PS: I’m psychic. When he has a daughter, she will be a whore.
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6:23 am
by the way…, i’m joking.
that was a f’ing thrill to read the article and the comments. Made me laugh- well done
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11:20 am
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded bigot.
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5:45 pm
Hahahahahaha! This is the craziest article I’ve read in a long time. Do you really think college girls need to do ANYTHING to their privates to get college men to sleep with them??? As if! And the last thing most of them want is children, so spare me. They just want to have fun, feel pretty and get laid. End of story. Sheesh!
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4:00 pm
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. Who are you, and what rock did you crawl out from under? Not all girls are like that, and I am speaking for myself and my girl friends from college. You obviously haven’t been to a college campus in a while. Most of the girls that I went to school with studied harder and were more responsible than most all of the guys that we attended school with. I’m not saying all guys are drunk, flaming assholes in school, and I’m not saying all girls are studious. However, if you ever go to the quad and walk down the hall, you will see what kind of behavior is going on there. Piles of puke abound, hundreds of beer cans, kegs, naked guys passed out in the hallway, and so on. Also, I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a frat party, but I can tell you I saw my fair share of these “hard working, studious young men” whipping their penises out and slapping people in the face, or some such nonsense. So, either go check out a college in this century before you go slinging your religious propaganda, or go back and crawl under the rock from whence you came.
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12:49 pm
lol @ the term “vajazzle”.
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8:15 pm
This article cannot be real…
It is poorly written due to the tone, as well as the language used to describe women.
Men do not succeed in college because fraternities are very much so into partying, where they hook up and keep a tally on how many women they’ve slept with. (I know this considering I am a college student and have been for some time now, but maybe whoever wrote this does not have a college education.)
They also do not succeed, because most of their time and money is spent on alcohol, furthermore, and quite simply… it’s scientifically proven women are smarter when it comes to the 4 main subjects: math, science, english and history.
Women are more responsible and mature than males.
Whoever wrote this is absolutely asinine.
and what is this, a “Jesus site”? let me tell you something about Jesus and God, neither would appreciate your language, nor the degrading terms being lashed on young women, let alone this completely made up, bullshit opinion. In this case, keeping your opinion to yourself, is most needed, considering you sound like a complete fool.
What woman wants to get pregnant, when they have a goal for the future? Get a grip douche bag.
Maybe you should stay at home with the children considering you have nothing intelligent to say, but then again, who would leave their child with someone sexist and stupid?
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8:27 pm
You are just upset because people are finally speaking up against the sexism represented in the feminism friendly culture of inequality for men.
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Adam, go sodomize yourself with a pipe.
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1:56 pm
How could I forget.. girls are the devil!
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1:59 pm
How could I forget… GIRLS ARE THE DEVIL!!!
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10:51 pm
Can I speak? Or should the woman shut up?
This… is ridiculous.
Women aren’t the only ones with hormones. We all want to reproduce, but I’m more than sure that we don’t want to ruin your perfect men’s lives. Nine months in pain? Yeah, men don’t get that.
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3:06 pm
This is a joke, right? It’s a satire of misogony? I get it, you’re hilarious. Well done.
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3:16 am
The only thing tempting these boys into fatherhood is their penis!
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1:47 pm
i really cant believe they are saying women should stay home and raise babies as nature intented,Im sorry that we have a brain of our own and no one in there right mind would sleep with have sex or marry this moron who wrote this,and since a woman has decided to put a few crystals above her vaginal region she is a whore,WOW,im so happy that your mom gave birth to you oh wait no im not she could have smacked you around a bit more and let you understand men and women have minds of ther own and they can choose what they want to do to there bodies and women are smart and sucessful,so now im gonna go enjoy a beer for you and a couple of vajazzles,i guess that makes me a whore. OH AND BY THE WAY- IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE! your not perfect either by any means
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4:04 pm
This doesn’t surprise me. Nothing does anymore. It’s truly disgusting the path many of our youngsters lead these days. And girls need to remember where they came from (rib).
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9:56 am
Yes we come from Adams RIB not to be less than man but to be equal to him protected by him and close to his heart. anybody that claims to be christian should already know this.
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5:44 pm
Seems that the “author” of this blog believes that we women should remain at home, barefoot and pregnant. The only reason any of us should set foot on a college campus is to attain an Mrs.
Speaking of attending college, I have a suspicion that the “author” either couldn’t get into one or flunked out. This blog entry wouldn’t have passed in any Freshman English class.
Seriously, if you were to look up the word ‘misogynist’ you would find the “author” of this blog.
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12:13 am
OH YOUR GOD. I cannot stop laughing, you are fucking hilarious.
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10:26 am
This article is a disgrace. How dare you blame females for “seducing men into fornicating” when it takes a men’s consent to have sex, too. Most of the time, it’s men that pressure females into having sex. You make it sound like your “sons” are angels and it’s women that are evil. I am ashamed for the person that wrote this and the people that agree with it. And times have changed- women are no longer supposed to work in the house “as nature intended” (are you seriously that small minded?!) We can balance a family and a career, and why shouldn’t we? Equality for all!
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4:34 pm
Does youtube’s jesusophile run this website? haha. Guys, I’m pretty sure this is satire (quite invective at that)… don’t sweat it. From that perspective, it’s actually quite brilliant.
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5:28 pm
Shit women are the latest enemies. Thank god for werido’s like Derek Van Buren. I bet this has all come about due to the lack of beating your family.Or derek beating himself to much.
Watchout for heedless Women, the things they do to get little Johnny’s cum is amassing. It must be that Christian pure race seamen. I hear it is as pure as inbreeded trailer trash.
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8:05 pm
Shit women are the latest enemies. Thank god for werido’s like Derek Van Buren. I bet this has all come about due to the lack of beating your family.Or derek beating himself to much.
Watchout for heedless Women, the things they do to get little Johnny’s cum is amassing. It must be that Christian pure race seamen. Or is it pure as inbreeded trailer trash.
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10:53 pm
Just wondering if the comments are real or also a joke, just like the article? If they are real, its hilarious to read comments from people who are so offended and calling the author sexist. Anyone who cannot tell that this article is meant to be funny, not serious, is retarded.
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3:25 pm
This is the most AMAZING website everrrr!!! Ho-Lee-Shit. Of COURSE it’s not real, you guys. But it’s satire on a level unparalleled. Bravo. Just. Bravo.
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12:10 pm
You are not doing Christianity a favor here. It is as though you were someone placed here as a spy as a distraction to live up to the Stereo types of Christians as Bigoted misogynists, ignorant and hateful. Whores? you are really calling these girls Whores? do you really believe they are consciously planning to go to college to get knocked up? to prevent Men from educating themselves>
I think you are here to discredit Christ and His teachings.
Love they neighbor, don’t call them names
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10:35 pm
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.” — Matthew 7:1-5
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6:34 pm
(How do I POINT and Laugh on a blog???)
“In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.”
Ha…ha ha… BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…. oh, wow…they’re focused…uh……ya…on their studies… oh my… I’m so sure…..
I have to wonder how much “vajazzling” the girls, these evil harlots, have to do to “distract” the guys?
I dunno about the “modern” man, but in my day and age, a flash of panty and a “hey, you want some of this?” was enough. In most case, the verbal cue was unnecessary.
If the XX-Gene crowd is having to work this hard to get some, then your problem isn’t that the guys are distracted, it’s that the guys are more interested in the XY Gene crowd to care!
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6:45 pm
This is a scary article, mostly because it seems like the author genuinely has a severe case of gynephobia.
gynephobia: An abnormal, irrational and persistent fear of women. Sufferers experience undue anxiety even though they realize they face no threat.
I say this without sarcasm – I really hope that the author can receive the help that he needs
source:
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12313
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7:08 pm
Ok, if this a joke, it’s a damned good one. If it’s not, it’s still pretty damn funny.
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7:59 am
I was reviewing articles about vajazzling for our salon. I am a straight male owner whose job has been to bring out the best in our customers with respect to their looks and self esteem. Vajazzling is just another opportunity for our woman clients to feel better about themselves as does a hair style, facial, manicure etc. I suppose one could make the argument that a woman adorned and making the best of what God blessed her with is doing it to attract unsuspecting college males.
Although I do not believe the casual sex route is proper in God’s eyes we have been blessed with free will which is a wonderful gift. Unfortunately for the author vajazzling does not make a woman want to trap a man anymore than wearing nice clothes, doing their makeup or having their hair done. Just may thoughts. I thing God is more understanding than that.
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11:45 pm
So I only have one question to the poster of this triade.
Are you out of your mind, delusional or do you really dispose women that much?
That on the other hand would of course indicate your sexual orientation. Hmmmm, are you out of the closet yet?
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9:04 pm
While I am not a fan of such things as vagazzling or penzalling I think your author is obviously reacting from a vary narrow point of view, and archaic point of view about women. Certainly we see women more aggressive in the dating arena however to say it is “in their chromosomes is absurd.. If you want to represent Christianity well I would suggest you find folks that can better present your case. You arent winning any hearts and minds here..
Jack
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8:23 am
You are a sick fuck, get laid. girls get prego drop out guys run to mexico and we’re the fuck ups. if you have a woman or had one she has probably already killed herself. smart woman. guys dont finish collage cause apparently they don’t have the will too just like women.
men beat off daily, get us women are the horny whores?
yah buddy go back to beating off ya sick fuck’
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12:36 pm
Now, I don’t feel like wasting my time telling you that you are a judgmental, UNCHRISTIAN asshole, but you are. This entire article, this entire website should make Christians ASHAMED of who they are. You are an archaic waste of space you dumbass. No one gives a shit about your ugly, judgmental first born son or his law degree. He probably already got stoned, drunk, and has three stds because you sheltered him his whole life. Just because you’re mad that none of the attractive, intelligent, FREE young women you have the gull to put down don’t want your nasty old judgmental ass.
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2:09 pm
stupid christians.
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2:56 pm
Ha! Wow! Are you sure this wasn’t written in the 1950′s?
Boys need to be tempted??? Really??? I find that quite the oxymoron…
To think women don’t want to make lifelong associates and focus on studies is insane.
And to say all women have a cheating, slut side to them is ridiculous. Its a personality type, not a gender type of thing. In fact I know more guys that cheat and act like “whores” more so then women. The fact that you can’t distinguish this, really reflects on your intellect. Also the use of the word “whore” is uber offensive for both genders and sounds as though you lack linguistics. “Promiscuous,” “immoral,” or “licentious” are much more proper. The fact that people actually read this, and you make money from writing close minded “antics” is sad.
your the hypocrite your religion always warns you about.
you sound like a bitter religious glen beck,
a person like you probably agrees with the pope killing black cats in Italy.
you should really step out of the dark ages, allowing religion to pull the wool over your eyes and fear you into your own insecurities, your a sheep, and add to what’s wrong with the world.
also, last time i checked the world’s overpopulated, nature intended on getting women out of the house, stop being fearful of the competition and the lack of control.
ps- i don’t know, but could the percent of college graduate males be less than females because there are more females than men in that age demographic, in combination that men more often receive technical training more so than females, since there are more technical jobs offered to males?
pss- just for the record this letter is not only for the man that wrote this but also for the people that agree with him and like this and any of his other ridiculous, bias, homo-phobic propaganda
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6:41 pm
psssssssst…
satire
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6:03 pm
This was just too good! This has to be satire, right? I mean, it seriously was funny, but if this is serious, then this is down right HILARIOUS!!!
This is postively medievel in tone, and Taliban in rhetoric; whoooHOOOOOO!!!
The only thing left out was the call for stoning or burning, or beheading.
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6:50 am
WOW… this shit if fucked up! It’s actually comical because it is so ridiculous! Do people actually believe this rhetoric?
Now, riddle me this mother fuckers… In order for a “solid, young man” to see this vajazzling, he would have to first be looking at ones VAGINA, yes? So, why were they looking at the vagina in the first place? Because the thought of glitter on the clit was way too tempting? LOL you people are retards.
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10:46 am
If this wasn’t on Christwire, I would’ve assumed this was being published by The Onion. God must’ve given you a small dick.
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2:49 pm
Very witty burn on this pricks dick size
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9:37 pm
i totally got those, after sacrificing my cat to Satan and going down on one of my many, MANY girlfriends.
oops, sorry i wasn’t staying home and raising babies, AS NATURE iNTENDED.
speaking of which, what about lions? male lions watch the cubs while the females hunt…but i guess they should be hunted down to extinction because that’s not what nature intended
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7:54 am
As a relatively Naive Male Highschool Senior, I’m very thankful for this article – as I consider where to attend school next fall. Can you please list the universities or colleges where women are most ‘lascivious’? I mean just so I know not to go there for study. I’d especially like to know which of these ‘Drunken Sorority Parties’ contain the most er.. as you put it ‘constantly being in heat’ whores – so I now which Sororities to avoid at the list of schools I hope you provide.
It’s important that I get this list – to share with my fellow high school seniors – fortunately for us, the girls at my high school have yet to “resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire”. I want to keep it that way for me and my friends.
Thank you
Mike
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7:22 pm
I remeber when I had my V-card
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7:26 pm
To whome it may concern,
I am outraged by this remark. I am a practicing doctor in the art of vagazzling. I vagazzled many patience and will continue to vagazzle because of people like you. As a matter of fact, your mom was in the other day and i vagazzled the shit outta her
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12:49 am
the author is just mad cuz i vajazzled his mom last night
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7:35 am
Another vajazzled one tried to entice me with bed relations again the other day and I shut her down. These women are just trying to use this to get us in bed with them and I think the big thing about it is they’re targetting people they think have money like us doctors and probably law students or newer tiered execs in the business world. It’s starting to even get out of the college community because this girl was who I thought was a friend and graduated a few years ago and made a very awkward night.
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9:34 am
wow get a life no one is that low to pay to have their area decorated just to try to target just anybody obviously this chick has feelings for you and was just trying to let you know, Yes maybe she went about it wrong but the point is she LIKES you so grow up and stop being a pig
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11:08 am
If this IS satire, it’s freakin’ hillarious! If this is NOT satire, this guy, (or girl) is a total asshole!
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6:40 pm
I just want to send a thank you to the individual who posted this amazing article….not only was it informative, but biased, and hilarious as well….thank you so much for the laugh.
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2:55 pm
…sexist pig.
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5:24 pm
I think everything I’ve read on this website shows the world how crazy some of you are. 1st- if you don’t want your oh so holy son to deal with sex, send him to an all boys college. 2nd- fraternity is code for drink and have sex. 3rd- men aren’t getting raped, woman are. 4th- these woman are not whores, they are going to college to learn, and if they want to have fun while they’re there that’s their decision. If you read your bible you should know that if you truly believe they are at fault you are supposed to PRAY for them, not condemn them. 5th- to the oh so perfect guy that thinks woman want him? Quit trying to make yourself feel better, sounds to me like you need to get some counseling and come out of the closet. And last of all but not the least- The author of this article and the vatooing article both need a shrink, because something in your brain is just not firing right. My grandfather and three uncles are all preachers, and I have never once heard them be so rude or condescending when speaking about something they were against. If you were a true ‘christian’ you’d be trying to help people, not write articles putting them down and criticizing them. Pull your head out of you know where, you are NOT high and mighty, you are nothing but another human on this earth. And you need to learn to practice what you preach or shut up.
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6:23 pm
This website is a joke, right?
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7:15 pm
Do Christians realize that this stuff is the reason God is getting such a bad rep? I’m not meaning the article, though obviously it’s complete bullshit, but the self-rightous comments and replies are just disgusting and remind me why I turned my back on God’s ‘people’.
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4:59 pm
vajazzling your va jay jay is no different than a guy who polishes every part of his car, including the engine, the only difference being girls dont really care how shiny the engine is, but boys do love a girl with a shiny box.
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3:16 am
Apparently this author did not get the memo that its women who are attracted to jewels and sparkly things, not men.
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8:25 pm
Wow.. I think most female college students have more to do with their time than to plot how to “lure” college boys into having children. Get over yourself.
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11:00 pm
what i want to know is… why would a Christian guy post pictures and a video with shots close to a woman’s private area. that was not needed. being a Christian girl myself, i’m more offended that he did that than i am at the idea of putting crystals on my body for my man. i have not done it nor do i plan to. but what a girl does for her significant other is her business. and to post pictures of this on a Christian site just rubs me the wrong way.
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9:26 am
I am amazed at the fact that the females are being blamed for the indiscretions that men do because they are weak. It is not the females fault that men cannot say no to them, it is the males fault for giving in to it. Personally I feel that as a christian posting this you are JUDGING women and being rather demeaning with your statement “This behavior is nothing short of whore antics. I wish I could say I was surprised, but as should be known, it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America.” Men are the only ones responsible for their actions and the ACTIONS they choose are of their own curiosity and not temptation alone. Therefore as a christian you have sinned as it is said “THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE” and I too find it funny that you would post a video of a woman having her “place where only the married should be” vajazzled as i’m sure that she wasnt your wife having it done….
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1:07 am
Awesome satire sir! Well played!
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12:43 am
Hahahaha, oh gracious. This is seriously the best laugh I’ve had in a while. I needed this.
Okay, Have you even BEEN to a college campus lately? And by lately, I mean since 1970? Even before… But seriously. Whoever wrote this has seriously no idea what an actual college campus is like.
A fraternity as a studious place for upstanding young men? HA! I know many brothers, and some of my good friends are brothers, but your view on modern frat boys is completely skewed and biased.
And are you an old man, who has a grudge against women? From your arguments, you must be. You have honestly not met any college aged students recently based on your outlandish, completely off the mark comments.
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11:26 pm
Good god I only wish college girls were so desperate to have sex with me as to resort to bejeweling their pelvic region.
Sir, either you are the stupidest man alive, or the greatest satirical mind of our time.
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9:00 am
Interesting religious point of view, but as some people have said High School students are having sex using birth control in one form or another, you would be hard pressed to find a male who has not been trying to since he was thirteen. But to say women are making there pussy sparkle does not mean she is trying to get pregnant. My wife would agree that these girls are one of two things: 1. Really weird art school student or 2. a slut who has been sleeping around behind her parents back since she was a freshman in high school. Sorry to say religious nuts your sons and daughters are usually the most sexually active because of the home they are raised in.
Most if not all people who have been to college, with exception to the women who got pregnant and stayed home to “full fill their women duty’s” these kids are out of their parents house on their own and do not have any one to answer to but themselves. Hmmmm…..drinking, sex, and partying happens and will always happen with Most college kids. Trying to have sex is part of the human genetic code that is why everyone has the urge and want to have sex, either for fun or to have babies. As all of these religious radicals, yes I used the same words that the government uses to describe Osama, same thing different level, believe God created every thing and created humans in his image there for God hard wired us to have sex and to have babies it is only religious extremists that feel you have to be married for it to be “right”. I will end with quoting some one: ” Love thy neighbor” and remember particularly the religious ones, God is the only one who can judge you every one else is supposed to accept every one for WHO they are NOT JUDGE and CONDEM them because their actions do match what YOU think they should be.
” Peace, Love, and Happiness” ( Ringo Star)
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10:44 am
How the hell did the USA become a super power with idiots like some on this site with a vote!
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8:00 am
Lol. I give props to this writer. this is possibly on of the most beautifully done works of trolling I have ever seen. oh, and for you who don’t believe it, look at the related links in the sidebar. you’ll see. “lesbian mice reveal why gay males are moody and dysfunctional”, “Why do hippies still exist in America?” and so on. i could give this guy a few tips on his work though. the believability is kindof a soggy mess of ridiculousness and mildness. a tad less ranting repetition (it always gives away the aspiring troll), and a dial down on the ‘stupidity of writer’ part, and you could convince some of the best of us. but judging by the rest of the comments, you already have.
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1:32 pm
There are a lot of articles such as this one that are truly a huge waste of time and quite laughable. So many people of mainstream faiths are often the fastest to point their fingers at someone or something in condemnation or blasphemy. That is called ignorance and intolerance at the least and hate at its worst… Which I find exceedingly humorous as most faiths supposedly preach tolerance in their holy or sacred doctrines, but it seems that it divides more people than it brings together. Most wars are over religion or politics or a combination thereof so do the math. I personally think most people should look forward to life experiences and get a little wild in their youth. It only becomes a problem if the individual never grows up to take responsibility as an adult for decisions made or hinders there life in some aspect such as their job or occupation or school for instance. Sexuality is an awesome thing and should not be shunned, but our puritanical society wants people to feel guilty for having sexual thoughts. Ridiculous. Only if the sexual thoughts are inappropriate in such cases as a pedophile or something that would be forced upon a person.
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2:45 pm
People like you make God look bad. I’m a Catholic and am truly offended by this article. What a misogynistic prick you are. How dare you make religion look bad with your closed minded attitude? Please everyone not all Christians are like this. Just the intolerant douchebags who believe anything that they find wrong is unholy. And for your information GIRLS are the one’s who get raped and have to deal with the consequences, not guys. Yes, girls like to be sexually active but honestly, guys are the one’s who are sex driven. Not all of them, but mostly them. So please, go die in a fire because you’re probably gonna end up in hell anyway.
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3:29 pm
i decided to stop reading this when you wrote “having babies.” That is not why they want to fornicate with those girls.
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7:16 pm
This writer is an embarrassment to both Christianity and humanity. And it’s pretty hard to embarrass Christians, especially the ones who rape little boys in confession booths. Wonder how they do in college.
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12:01 pm
Let me first say that i was blown away that this article was written by a male… I thought for sure it was written by some southern baptist mother of a son or something haha…. but… it is almost as if he has forgotten what it felt like to be in his late teens and early twenties and all of the social pressure that was placed on him BY OTHER GUYS to have sex (aka his comrades in the fraternities/ extracurricular organizations.) His disparaging remarks about women and how they should not be able to go to college because they muddy the academic waters are outrageous. That is like saying maybe men shouldn’t be able to go then the women there wouldn’t be able to have sex. As for the luring of good men to have babies that is also ridiculous NO GIRL IN HER LATE TEENS WANTS TO HAVE A CHILD *unless* they are psychologically unfit. This article was clearly written by someone who is uneducated and grossly out of touch with reality…. boys will fornicate with or without rhinestone embellished crotches…. i’ve never had mine done and neither has this mans wife or mother and that never stopped anyone from coupling with anyone. If you want to say vajazzling your vagina is whorish i might tend to agree with you but degrading women in this day in age is a no no.
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6:56 pm
This article highlights the blatant idiocy that makes me want to run out and say “look not all of us Christians are crazy fundamentalists.” Let’s start here, with a very small percentage exception of those still 17, college males are that crazy legal term A-D-U-L-T-S. Cut mommy’s apron strings and learn to be a productive, competent member of society; a woman can’t “trick you” into having sex with her, and trust me men are the ones much more likely to be on the hunt in college as opposed to women. Secondly are you that stupid to think that this is to get guys to sleep with them more frequently? Most guys would say “huh that’s…kind of weird” and given the location of this stuff by the time you see it you’re probably rounding third base so it’s not like you weren’t already ready, willing and able to perform carnal acts with her. The level of outrage over this really makes me believe the naysayers who state things like those who are most bothered by stuff like this are the ones desperately wishing their life included it. Suck it up, deal with your personal hangups/fantasies and let consenting ADULTS (look that crazy word there again) do what consenting adults do in college. Yep…they have sex sometimes.
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10:13 pm
This guy is so fvcking retarded he’s an insult to retarded people.
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11:29 pm
OK, I see from the other articles that this whole site must be satire.
I certainly hope that I’m right. If so, good job, guys.
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1:41 am
Now, exactly WHY would a good, chaste, Christian young man be looking at my bejeweled genitalia if he hadn’t already decided he wanted to f*ck? Just curious. I got Vajazzled for the first time last week, and as a married mother of a two year old with a husband in Iraq, I can assure you that I lack not only the slightest desire bit also the time to be “luring” men into my shiny girl-parts. I just did it for fun – looks cool!
You sir, are a feeble-minded, weak willed moron, just like many other of the males on this planet. What pisses you all off is that you want so badly to dominate and rule, and yet, you are weak and helpless to your earthly desires of the flesh. I, for one, am glad to NOT be sharing blood between two heads!
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9:25 pm
RHOINE STONES ON A VA-J-J???? THIS IS THE BEST ARTICLE WRITTEN YET! LONG LIVE VAGINAL JEWELERY!
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9:35 pm
So, I have to ask… Does that mean that gay dudes would vajazzle their but hole…? LOL
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12:02 pm
I call shenanigans.
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8:15 pm
Everything about those diamond pubes makes me so hawnee!!! I would first sniff those panties up and down all they way to their chocolate skid marK! Then I would rip them off with my teeth and chomp down on the diamonds until I have a diamond grill!
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4:16 pm
You sir, a misogynistic bastard who is in need of some serious therepy! I think this is fantastic and would love to be vagazziled!! My HUSBAND would love it!!
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9:59 pm
I’m sorry but the author of this post is riDICKulous. I have surpassed my submissive counterparts in the educational arena without the use of my femenine parts. I find the author to be of a small mindset and dubious in his assessment. Did it ever occur to him that women were smarter than men? Oh, and sir there is a typo is your article, perhaps you should reconsider your manly education. Ahh yes, the vajazzling epidemic, well, more accurately the few women who are privy to such treatments do not run around baring their parts to men in hopes of attaining a mate. We can have babies without men you know. Men are a vanishing race, we are not smarter and more agile in our abilities. Man may have invented fire but women discovered how to use it.
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12:03 am
um…why would you want to do that! nobody is going to see it.
also it looks uncomfortable.
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10:41 pm
After reading this fascinating article, I only have one thing to say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
…idiots.
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2:18 pm
So men can’t think with women around? Maybe vajazzling isn’t “normal” but get out of the dark ages – I am a woman, I work, my kids are happy well adjusted and intelligent. My husband was able to graduate from college and get a job despite being surrounded by dare I say it females that want more out of life than cooking and cleaning. Maybe our society isn’t perfect but grow up and take responsibility for your own hormones.
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10:48 pm
This is so funny I can’t take it. Maybe your “solid, young men” should keep it in their pants.
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6:41 pm
So if I simply apply rhinstones on my vagina then I can cause TONS of young “solid” men to epically fail at life?
YOU PEOPLE AMAZE ME.
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1:02 am
God those look hot. i needa find a hoe with one of those
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4:49 am
Can’t resist… so sparkly… must insert penis…
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6:59 pm
So basically, you’re saying that men are dangerously attracted to sparkles?
This sounds like homogay behaviour to me. How can you be raising your boys to be tempted by sparkles?!
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7:56 pm
Way to make Christians look even worse. All college girls are not “whores,” and I’m sure that’s the attitude Christ would have had towards them. If you spent less time bashing these people and more time evaluating the trash that comes from your pen THEN you would be making a difference in the world.
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10:17 am
Your article is so hilariously slanted…were you seduced in college & are bitter now?
As an intelligent Christian, college educated nurse (who has been monogamous & proud of it)..I am insulted over your comment that women are whores:”females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
Sorry…it is the females’ experience that men think with the “brain down below”. I have been propositioned many times & never sent out any invitations!
Instead, you should attack the real root of the current social problem: the glorification of non-relationship sex and the acceptance of having children out-of-wedlock, that is rampant in the media. This is a major reason for our tragic social decline.
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10:32 am
Suzy, as a medical doctor let me tell you that you nurses are temptresses. It is in your nature to touch and soothe. While other people in the medical profession tend to be more sound, it is the nurses and other female-oriented job types that attract the adulterous dangers that inhabit the field.
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10:20 am
So, we get pages and pages and pages of vitriol from folks who are so gullible that they believe an obvious, completely over-the-top satiric website is actually presenting the completely truthful views of it’s authors.
Hmmm.
Wonder if any of them ever try to show this website to their friends/coworkers, only to have them break out in mad laughter.
Anyway, given the propensity to have “faith” in such obviously false material that these posters are displaying, I now see how evangelical television hucksters can fleece millions from them…and how they can believe in creationism/intelligent design etc. They truly are clueless.
Props to the authors of the site; the joke gets old, after a while, but the huge number of commenters who out themselves as morons is more entertaining than the original articles. Viva satire!
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5:09 am
I think it is DAMN HILARIOUS how irate some people are getting… it is SO obvious that this is a joke. You can tell by the tone, and I’m a girl and I think it’s really funny! It seems that people are all to ready to jump to conclusions and chastise someone who is making a joke out of something in quite frankly a well-written satire article.
People need to chill.
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4:52 pm
HOWS THAT BITCH GUNNA SHAVE
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5:38 pm
Clearly, this was written by someone who has never been to college, to quote from the article, “as nature intended”.
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12:52 am
I’ll be the first to say that men are very fortunate to rarely experience anything from women which might be considered rape, and my deepest sympathy extends to any lady who ever suffers this horrific experience, but if someone ever figures out a way to combine Beer, Roofies and Viagra, the notion of men being “unable to be raped” might change dramatically.
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12:30 pm
OH MY GOD! I realized I am late to the party, but I just discovered this site, and reading the comments has me laughing hysterically at the number of people taking this OBVIOUSLY satirical website seriously. It kills me how so many people are just looking for a reason to get riled up, to the point that they completely lose their sense of humor.
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12:42 am
At first, I was going to make comments on several of these points, but then it hit me! This site is a joke! I mean, no website could seriously categorize entire cultures into job types and accuse women of bedazzling their privates just to make men have sex with them and be serious. I just got out of college, and this is the first time me or my friends had ever even heard of putting jewels there… Seriously… and that’s kinda tacky… VERY few people actually do this… And those statistics about the reason men drop out… Nah, you can’t be serious. That data doesn’t even remotely make sense… For one thing, most people who go to college don’t even get pregnant… So, to make those statistics make sense, how many men have to drop out of college for each baby?
I must say, though, it was interesting for about 10 minutes to browse through your articles, but I think it’s time to go read some genuine news now.
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9:49 pm
Real News? The mainstream media and political/educational systems could be the reason why people looked to get riled up and have at it on the internet. The ability to think for themselves enough not to fear a satirical article seems to be very unevenly distributed. obviously there are a few trolls here pretending to be anti Christ as well. This site doesnt need to be pro or anti god. Either way it seems to get at the idea of whether or not someone really thinks before reacting. Sincerity at a certain point seems to go over the masses heads anyways. try hard enough and you could learn how to argue with idiots. That is likely the handle here.
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8:49 pm
Those little glittery sparkles are not anywhere near that gal’s vajayjay. Does someone need a lesson in female anatomy? But otherwise, yes, most women are out to trap college boys with glued on plastic beads [ or whatever is used. ] We feminists, at the annual Witches and Bitches Festival of World Domination and Wine Coolers for All, held a meeting and sent out our trampier members to take down American Christian boys and rub their faces in the moist jungles of Satan, preventing their rise to power and glory for Jesus. Dang it!! Already found out. On to the next plan…bwa ha ha ha.
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12:29 pm
This article (as with most of this website I’m finding) is so completely ignorant and sexist.
You folks call yourselves Christians?
Christ’s love does anything but radiate from all these hateful and ill-informed articles.
Also, learn to research and site sources.
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12:37 pm
And I just realized that this website is a complete farce. Okay, now I can read more and laugh along.
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2:31 am
not only is this the stupidest thing ive heard of since any of Bush’s speeches. but its on the stupidest of subjects and ignorant as hell. whatever stone age time warp this moron crawled out of he def needs to go back. as far as the young men being “tempted, trapped or subdued” get the f**** outta here with that shit! male or female if they want to sleep with someone they will do it. men are nowhere near innocent in any form of the word. and you idiots that would publish this and/or run this website are not only closed minded but less than imbocilic. i fear for my children that they will one day come across the idiocy that comes out of the mouths of people like you.
as for the gentlemen who felt it neccessary to state that “Also just for the record most Christians today, would more then likely go to Hell” you are a retard. if you honestly knew what you were talking about that you would have choked on your words. true Christianity is not about the “good deeds you do” nor is it a religion. it is about the relationship you have with Christ. it is about following the path God has set for you as strongly and unwavingly as possible. not all Christians are as moronic and barbaric in their thoughts like these fucktards. oh and IMHO for the record, your mom should have swallowed you so the rest of us wouldnt have to suffer through your simpleton thought process of religion and such.
anyone can sit there and tell me how wrong i am. how stupid i sound. that im being judgemental. blah blah blah. nothin you say is something i havent heard before. i know where i stand and have no need to defend myself to anyone. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and i will never deny Him to/for anyone. may God have mercy on you. and my prayers go out to all of you.
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10:41 pm
are you kidding me? how fucking sexist and simple minded can you be?
woman are now only in college to “Seduce” are you fucking serious ? yeah thats it, thats what we do.
fucking christian idiot.
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5:18 pm
“This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.”
I’m pretty sure my heart’s true desire in college was to put my penis inside any girl that so much as looked at me.
Also, you can’t use the work “fornicating” in an article and remain credible.
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3:00 pm
So basically you’re saying women are evil and they belong in the home cooking cleaning and raising children.. an d that most. Women are whores if they do anything and they just want to trap men, and christain women, strict chriastian women are basically the only one that aren’t like thats well my girlfriend is deffinitly not a whore, and neither one of us associates ourselves with any religion or deity(god for you crazy sons of bitches) so yeahh, troll or not this is so fucked up.
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7:28 pm
okay, first of all: SEXIST SEXIST SEXIST. I’m a girl, and for you to say that all girls have slutty whorish sides to them is DISGUSTING and UNTRUE.
I can see you’re just trying to think of an excuse as to why men are failing at life while woman succeed (no offense to all the sensible males out there, just the spoiled, caucasian, mama’s boy, judgemental, hypocritical christian kids) The reason more women are graduating is because WE ARE THE STRONGER SEX.
Oh, and males DO NOT stay home and take care of the kids, sorry, but last time I checked its females who carry a living creature for nine months, push it out of their vaginas in the painful process known as childbirth, then raise the child for years and years. WOMEN have to drop out of college for getting pregnant. NOT MEN, WOMEN.
Oh, and seeing that vajazzling pisses christians off these days, I think I’ll get right to it
BTW, I go to a catholic school, have read all the gospels, and go to mass against my will on a weekly basis. I know my shit, and this religion is a bunch of sexist, homophobic, racist, ignorant bullshit.
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7:36 pm
no sex is stronger then the other only better at different things…woman are better at multitasking and are naturally born with a higher pain resistance then most males. males are better at tracking movement and reaction to personal threats. there are many more but id rather not get into that atm
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7:12 pm
if your son’s are being attracted by the sparkles, they must be gay
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9:22 am
People, get a clue! This whole site is a parody! Making fun of stupid conservative Christians. Stop getting all outraged and enjoy it. It’s brilliant!
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9:59 am
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5:10 pm
all the people that write these articles are fucking insane! vajazzling? really? don’t you idiots have something better to do with your time? like oh i don’t know find a cure for cancer? go be productive, and pull your heads out of each others asses
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12:17 am
You haven’t seen the half what these college girls do now a days. Trust me I am a big perv, and alot that stuff makes me blush.
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2:08 pm
ngl the author looks gay
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5:21 pm
I don’t mean to burst your sexist bubble, bible-thumper, but I SERIOUSLY doubt the girls getting themselves Vajazzled are doing to get me to have babies with them. Newsflash, most college girls DONT WANT babies. And men aren’t all the high and mighty, take a look at how many college sexual assaults are committed BY women. How many? None? Really, that’s interesting, that a perfect and school oriented MAN would intentionally seek out and take advantage of a girl, even the ones who’d fit in to you ridiculous and outdated idea of what one should be.
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9:31 pm
Okay… How do people that think these articles are serious even manage to use a computer or figure out how to comment or press the like button. They are all like the author is an idiot without even googling what christwire is. Seriously the world needs these articles people think everything they want to do is so cute. Its not funny that people cant laugh at themselves at all… the hatred is revealed in the comments. Its not judging! its creative writing people and you got punked! Your comments reveal so much about americans its kinda terrifying.
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9:39 pm
She’s a witch! Burn her!
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9:53 pm
y u no burn candle for Jesus instead
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9:55 pm
y u no burn candle for Jesus instead?
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11:29 pm
methinks a certain Derek didn’t get laid at college. And is, oh, just a tad bitter.
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3:52 pm
Rest assured that when Christ messages are wrapped up in this blatant sexism and misogyny young people take notice. Keep it up… and send the converts to the real world of reality!
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9:33 pm
Oh wow, as a British person we usually associate this mindset to American culture in stereotypical jest; to think these people exist is both hilarious and worrying. God Bless America, fuck knows it needs it.
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3:04 am
it’s good i’m a senior in high school. i would like to do some “investigating: of the vajazzling.
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