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Vajazzling is the latest threat to young men in college. At an alarming rate, female coeds are vajazzling their private regions to tempt young men into sex.
There is a grave and sinister new threat facing our college sons nationwide. College girls are now “vajazzling” their privates with jewels in efforts to tempt our solid, young men into fornicating with them and having babies.
Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.
Hordes of prowling college girls on campuses nationwide have vajazzaled private regions, hunting down smart, fit young men. Is your son prepared to resist this threat?
In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.
This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.
In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.
Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go, to further edify their academic savvy in a course of study to gain perspective, leading to professional status.
This process was hindered during the 1960s, where a resurgence of liberal thought caused a massive flurry of atypical students to plague the university classrooms. Women could not only focus on study, however; short skirts, drunken sorority parties and constantly being in heat lead them to victimize their male counterparts, with sexual temptation.
You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.
Even now, college females are relentless in their efforts to tempt, subdue and trap a mate. There is only so much a study-weary, homesick and naive young men can do against such odds.
So that leads to today, where college female students are now “vajazzling” their private areas. They are adorning their erogenous suprapubic area with jewels, and then trying to tempt men to follow the sparkles right to a place where only the married belong. You get my drift.
This behavior is nothing short of whore antics. I wish I could say I was surprised, but as should be known, it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America.
Studies show that 60% of college graduates are now women, only 40% men. This is due to the fact that young men are being forced to drop out to take care of babies, while women get government assistance and can continue their degree course after having their babies.
Parents, please warn your sons about these whores. And if you have a college daughter, at least talk to her and tell her to keep her antics to herself, not using her vajazzled groin in attacking young men at fraternity socials or at late night study hall meetings.
Young college girls are vajazzling their private regions in efforts to tempt young men to mate with them and have children out of wedlock. These dangerous trends are exposing men to risks of fatherhood, STDs and even dropping out of school.
7:46 pm
“drunken sorority parties”
Are you ragging on them for drinking? Sorry, It’s hard to see past the haze of alcohol.
“In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.”
No I’m not.
“We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
sexist eejit.
On the plus side, no Bible quotes in this article. Every time they quote from that bloody book I can see Jesus shouting “Bullshit! I never said that. I’m going to haunt you’re ass.”
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8:24 pm
Pretty sure the guy who wrote this article is gay. But, do not worry, the majority of your audience for this article seems to be pretty tolerant.
I recommend tolerance. I recommend you learn it. If God is all powerful, and I believe God is, then he really does not need your help. Let people do what they want; did God not tell David he would place his enemies at his feet?
Maybe this is all about ad revenue and you are happy with this comment.
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yes, YES… that’s it… you don’t agree with this guy, so he must be gay.. amazing assumption. I’m not saying this article doesn’t sound close minded within itself… but calling this man gay… you just took it to the next lvl.. I believe you are the gay one! touche`
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Yeah,……and we all know god hates gays
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1:32 am
it’s satire guys. this whole website is… errr.. at least i think it is…
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i didn’t realize calling someone gay was an insult. isn’t it pretty much a point of fact… unless you’re homophobic… and if i thought this article was anything but satire i would say it’s a safe assumption that he’s gay since no one who doesn’t hate/fear women would write this in all seriousness. i think even crazy right-wing christians aren’t still solely blaming women for men’s sexuality anymore…. maybe i’m wrong.
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I can’t possibly believe that this is real. This website is insane. Personal freedom is what built this country. The Bible tells us not to judge lest we be judged. How dare you? Have a nice day folks. Ben
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9:12 pm
LOL K, first off, I wanna say I’d like to get Vajazzled. It looks awesome, and I am a married woman not in any way looking to “lure” college boys. And for the record, college boys do not need “luring”. They find girls and sex ALL on their own, whether the girl is TRYING to et him or not. Guys are just as horny and wily as girls are, and I haven’t often come across documented cases of guys getting raped by girls so . . . .
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I’m sorry but how fucking close minded are you? Im a young woman and I know 9 out of 10 of my friends do not want children ANYTIME soon, are you retarded? you think woman are always the ones luring college boys in? what about the thousands of times yearly young girls in college are taken advantage of or even slipped drugs and raped, I’m not saying woman don’t try and make themselves look attractive to the other sex, but you can have sex for the reason to not have a child for the enjoyment of it as well, Im very sexually active and I always look nice for the man I’m with, and I don’t plan on having kids for 10 more years i have been on birth control for almost 3. So were the fuck do you get off pulling this bullshit and letting people tolerate it? You read this and actual believe it like young college woman everywhere are RUINING college boys chance at life because they both have crazy hormones and want to enjoy sex and enjoy life, it takes two to tango buddy, and you my friend sound like a FOOL writing something as ignorant as this. Stupid stupid people get with the fucking program.
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3:11 pm
Satire, folks. This entire website is simply satire.
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10:46 am
Yeah, speaking as a represenative of college age women, I can assure the world, men don’t need women to put jewls on their bellys, they are attracted even to women who wish they could just dissapear. Women arn’t out there in college just for sex, trust me, I’ve been in college for 4 years, I can assure you, it’s NOT the case.
As for your comment, I am glad somebody set this wack job straight. Eather this is a mother who trusts her college age son’s excuse that he was drawn in and is really a good boy trying to learn how to be a productive citisin, if only it wasn’t for that girl who seduced him… or it is a WERID joke making fun of those kinds of moms. Eather way, this is just silly.
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6:33 pm
Unfortunately it’s a man. Who will probably never have a girlfriend after they read this.
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12:07 pm
I think that this article is supposedly serious. Mind you, the author is weapons-grade stupid, but that’s something a bit different.
What’s amusingly pathetic is the tone: “Women are trying to trap your sons into marriage and emasculate them so they can have careers!” Blaming women outright? Yes, because women think JUST like men when it comes to sex, as we all know. The fact that you can have sex without significant risk of pregnancy or disease through the proper application of latex and other devices/medications/alternate practices is clearly nothing the author has considered. Anyone that’s stupid enough to have casual sex without a condom these days is either terminally ignorant or a fundamentalist Christian… but I may be repeating myself here.
It seems that anyone who’s willing to vajazzle is probably not interested in getting pregnant. Quite the opposite, in fact. I’ve never encountered vajazzling personally, but I’ll tell you truly: I’d risk it!
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5:54 pm
Is this website a joke. I can not believe that there is anyone actually on this planet as ignorant and stupid as this author or anyone who agrees with him. As a college male myself, I have no fucking clue what you are talking about women are trying only to fornicate with college males. Are you serious, most of the girls I see at college make men work tirelessly to even have a chance of having a chance to maybe one day have sex. Please tell me where your “whore college” cause that’s awesome. Also did you know that statistically the more intelligent and learned a person is the more unlikely they are to fall prey to the false trappings of religion. So honestly you should be happy about these women distracting the men from their studies, more blind sheep to follow your ignorant teachings. But hey I mean it’s whatever, I don’t care either way. Also just for the record most Christians today, would more then likely go to Hell, why you ask? Well let me enlighten you, first off your religion is one of tolerance, and yet most practitioners are incredibly closed minded, condemning all they don’t understand as heathen or satanic, yo asshats, instead of running for the hills, embrace the unknown and accept not everyone is a dumb shit like you, sad I know, but you’ll survive. Also many people do good deeds, not because its the right thing to do, but because they feel it will “buy” them a ticket to heaven, unfortunately that’s not how it works, you must to a good deed because its the right thing to do, in fact the choice of doing the wrong thing shouldn’t even cross your mind, because in reality there is no choice, its the good deed or get the fuck out. But people today have utterly corrupt and subverted most all religious doctrine into a regime to control the dumb masses. Wake up people do good things because its right, not because some Guy in the Sky watches you. Also if God does exist, God would have created everything, correct? Correct (rhetorical question) therefore anything and everything you dislike or feel should be condemned God created, therefore you are condemning God’s work and that is blasphemous!!!! So any and all Christians that are intolerant of anything are Blasphemous whores and shall before forever in an eternity of hellfire. Damn, sucks to be y’all. But I digress, here’s the bottom line, vajazzling is a silly practice, but hey if women want disco cooches let them have there disco cooches, it makes no difference, if people are gonna bone they are gonna bone. Also, all you retarded people out there stop breeding please, you are making our species weaker and weaker with each of your feeble minded breaths. The End. P.S. This anyone who takes this website seriously is lumped into the category of people who should stop breeding. t(-.-t)
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11:29 am
Thanks for the novel.
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12:53 am
i dont believe in ‘god’ but i gotta say amen to that fuck this website
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8:42 pm
Funny thing is, this website IS a joke lol. And nobody gets it, which is funnier.
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4:52 pm
This guy is off his rocker. He’s painting all young adult men with the brush that they are incapable of making any decisions and that they are all weak willed and inept to saying ‘No’.
Way to go guy. Ya freakin’ nut!
Far be it from me to even TRY to understand why he would publish something like this. So I will only say the following…
1) As mentioned before… you’re an idiot.
2) You haven’t been on a college campus recently have you? Because not only are young women ‘tempting’ young men into having sex with them… young MEN are ‘tempting’ young women into having sex with them! *GASP* Shocker! So does this mean that the young men are randy whores too??? Where are your words of wisdom for the poor, homesick young women that are in college?
And finally 3) You’re nothing but a chauvinist clothed in the guise of religion. If you’re going to be a pig… then have the balls to be one without clothing it in a ‘community service’ announcement on how evil women are poorly veiled in this holy roller routine.
True, Eve did offer Adam the apple, but he didn’t have to take it now did it?
Stick that in your holy pipe and smoke it!
Ass!
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5:08 pm
Sorry, but I can’t resist. *your asses.
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7:54 pm
Even in med school this is happening. There were several of them talking about getting vjayed this weekend and one of them had a tramp stamp. Typical and it is pretty disgusting.
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premarital fornication and devil worship are like totally my two favorite things. does that make me a bad person? can jesus save me?
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we will pray for you brother, with enough prayer and a little dedication and repentance on your part, you can be saved!
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he was being sarcastic you fucking idiot, god has no place for fools, you are hell-bound
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I believe in Evolution, routinely worship idols of my lord and master Cthulhu, drink booze and smoke pot in excess, as well as fornicate with anything with a pulse. CTHULHU FHTAGN! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
In all seriousness, get your self righteous head outta the dark ages.
Nat 20! Woo! Jesus makes his will save against being misquoted by sexist ass holes!
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12:52 am
wow, what 70 year old bigoit wrote this article? There probably just pissed because its their lesbian grand daughter in the add. Its not even the product thats offensive, its his reference to everything that is not white with a penis that is so degrading. Then its more depressing when you realize its warped closed minds like this that hold the voice in Churches. Not all but some. Its revolting. Maybe Jesus was gay and you just offended him! God created all, remember. Maybe he created the ass that wrote this to remind us that the devil is not our worst enemy but man, ignorant paranoid man. May the goddess save them.
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2:02 am
Kris10, if you ever come back and read these comments again, keep on trucking. You rock.
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12:39 am
I will save you by chanting aimlessly at the sky. Whoopie fucking doo.
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1:47 pm
Wow really? so having a tattoo on your lower back (also known as a tramp stamp) means that you are a sex crazed whore? ha! run and tell the pharisees!
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3:01 pm
this man is a dipshit…
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5:14 pm
It may be typical and disgusting to you, but that’s the great thing about America. We’ve got freedoms that other people can only dream about.
Like the right to think what you want, and (so long as it dosen’t break any laws) do what you like.
So maybe instead of lecturing other people on how they should or shouldn’t live their lives, or force your own personal/religious views on others… maybe you should just be thankful to be living in a country that wouldn’t kill you or arrest you because you may have a different opinion.
Some food for thought there, eh Adam?
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8:31 pm
“At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.”
Yeah, well those sexist, misogynistic times are over, bud. Deal with it, fuckface.
“You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her.”
Hrm…then why do teenagers use condoms, birth control pills, and get abortions? Teenagers have sex for pleasure, not to procreate. If they desired children, then you conservatives wouldn’t constantly be pissing and moaning about them getting abortions, would you, because obviously they wouldn’t be getting them.
“Even now, college females are relentless in their efforts to tempt, subdue and trap a mate.”
College girls like me, who are in serious majors like Veterinary Technology (as opposed to brainless majors like fashion design) aren’t interested in sex or romance. Granted, there are many vet tech students who have boyfriends, who get drunk at parties, and who have sex, but me and my friends aren’t interested at all in that stuff. With pharmacology lecture and lab, microbiology lecture and lab, radiography lecture and lab, clinical methods lecture and lab, psychology, and medical calculations this semester, we’re simply swamped. And even if I wasn’t swamped with work, I still wouldn’t be interested in sex.
“There is only so much a study-weary, homesick and naive young men can do against such odds.”
Well, for starters, he could simply keep it in his pants. Odd how you christians blame the sluttiness of men on women.
“it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself.”
Hmm, the majority of girls that I know aren’t cheaters, nor are they slutty or whorish. My friends and myself are all 19, and we’re all virgins. And my mother is not slutty, whorish, and my father (who she has been married to for 30 years) was her first and only love. Same goes for my aunts and my grandmothers. So there goes that claim of yours.
“This is due to the fact that young men are being forced to drop out to take care of babies, while women get government assistance and can continue their degree course after having their babies.”
No, it’s quite the opposite. It’s a well-known fact that teenage mothers are often abandoned by the father of their child(ren) and left to raise said kid(s) alone. The mothers are also (obviously) the ones who have to bear the physical burden of having a kid. The fathers can obviously deny paternity until a test is done and can thus continue school, whereas mothers can only deny maternity until it become physically obvious. For them, there’s no way of hiding the truth, and when the truth comes out, they face the stigma of teen pregnancy. Fathers can simply deny it until people forget about it. The same cannot be said for the poor mothers.
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11:43 am
From my experience, girls in college routinely try to trap men into fatherhood. They do it by plying guys with alcohol and even tricking them into “long term relationships” until the next best thing comes around. Slutty behavior from that cohort and frankly, most of them have no place in the academic world.
And you and your friends do not count as typical, Claire.
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11:49 am
How would you know anything about my friends, you whore?
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12:00 pm
Such coarse, hurtful words, Claire. Why must you be so bitter, friend?
You mentioned yesterday that several of your friends, and you, have remained chaste and proud? You have not dipped into the sins of premarital fornication nor do you desire to do so.
I find you and your friends to be admirable and fine examples of how young women in college should be. You are focused on your studies, honorable studies, and have no desires to fornicate. I would be proud to have you as a daughter or even good friend, even though I know that’s odd for you given how you want to marry someone such as myself.
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12:31 pm
“Why must you be so bitter, friend?”
Because you’re not my friend, and you’re a sexist piece of horse shit.
“I would be proud to have you as a daughter or even good friend”
I pray that you never ever have a daughter, because you’d oppress her and teach her that women are inferior to men and that her only duty in life is to get married and have babies. And I’d never be your good friend, because, as I’ve said before, I don’t make friends with people who view me as less than men. I’d much rather murder you than be your friend.
“even though I know that’s odd for you given how you want to marry someone such as myself.”
Please explain to me why a feminist would want to marry, or even be associated with, a man such as yourself.
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11:59 am
I would love and cherish my daughter. I would support her all the way through college and always be there for her through her life. How dare you suggest otherwise. If any young man or boy tried to date my daughter, he’d first have to be interrogated by me and go through a long proving period. If he laid a finger on my girl, I’d shoot him.
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and if you shot him adam you would clearly go to prison and if you shot. if you my son was “going” out with your daugther and he touched her and you shot him in cold blood i will have a call for blood for what you’ve done and go and claim my fucking revenge on you i will probably kill you in the worst possible way and i think you will be begging for mercy for what i would to you if that was the case so i think you should shut up about what you just said.
have a nice day
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4:57 pm
Although this is NEVER going to happen, if he shot my kid, I’d make sure that he got a prison sentence, so that his cellmate, Bubba, would be making him regret it every day for years to come.
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10:35 pm
“I would love and cherish my daughter.”
…and treat her as a second class citizen. You’d tell her that her only duty in life is to get married and pop out babies. You’d demean her intelligence, tell her that she’s not as smart or as strong as your sons. When she went through puberty, you’d frighten, degrade, and confuse her by calling her developing breasts “milksacks”. You’d tell her that she’ll always “belong” to a man, whether that man be you or her future husband, and that said husband has the right to hit her. Need I go on?
“If he laid a finger on my girl, I’d shoot him.”
And the only reason why you’d do that is because you’re a chauvinistic bastard who believes in physical discipline, but only if the discipline is administered by either you or her future husband.
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9:10 am
I agree with Claire, and further more Adam women can make their own decisions regarding men, not all of us are sex driven. In fact most guys would agree with me when I say they are the ones who are sex driven and try to trick women into having sexual relations. If you truly believe the opposite not only are you blind but you must be extremely stupid.
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9:14 am
“trick.” Sorry, because regardless of how you look at it, both the male and the female in those situations choose to have sex. There is no real tricking involved.
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8:33 am
if some hot piece of ass came up to me and tried to trick me with a pickupline that goes something like this: “Hey baby! wanna come home with me and burn in my new vajazzles???” she DEFINATELY would have tricked me…
a REAL trick though would be if she actually got me to pay for it…maybe if she was lucy liu.. maybe
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3:51 pm
Adam, this is an interesting direction for the debate to take. You have now directly stated that you would have a long, complex vetting process for any new husband. However, in other areas of this site you have made it clear that the woman’s place is in the kitchen and that the man’s role is to dominate over her, that all women are sluts and that they are, to quote gollum, “tricksy and false.”
Are you saying that your daughter is not a woman?
Are you saying that your daughter should not be dominated by her husband, despite that being the fate of all other women?
Are you saying that it is the father’s place to kill anyone that, in his mind, breaches some rule system that he may not even understand?
I am simply confused by your incredible logic jumps and unnerving ability to forget your own writing. Pleas explain.
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4:59 pm
From what I can tell, I’d guess that there are two trolls copying his name. I say this because of several arguments that he has seemingly had with himself on a few articles. (one of the trolls has a different color to his name, I don’t know which one is the original though)
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4:59 pm
I believe that the comment ratings tell all there is to tell.
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O and Claire I saw you ask the question “Why would a feminist want to marry a man like him?” i think a better question is “What man would EVER want to marry a feminist?” Ill just answer that for you real quick with a “No man”…think what you want. and if you say you’re moms a feminist and your dad married her well i think its safe to say your dad is a pussy hahahahahaha (its funny because you know its true)
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Claire,
Don’t be such a lesbian. Seriously. And get your ass in the kitchen and make me a ham sandwich. You’re seriously the reason incarnate I date asian chicks, because you rosie o’donnell look-a-likes are fuckin up the role of the female. You’re such a lesbo.
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Claire, I think its safe to say that you’re probably ugly and a little bit over weight, if not very over weight. You and all your friends are virgins and don’t have boyfriends? You guys must be awesome!!! I’m sure your friends wouldn’t be advocating abstinence if they could GET a boyfriend…And don’t try and tell me different, you’re gross and you know it lol. Don’t act like you’re proud to not have any guys attracted to you, you’re jealous when you see girls walking with boyfriends. Try and turn it around to say its a choice but you’re fooling no one. Another indicator that you’re gross is your icon is a cat…
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Her avatar is a dog, dumbass.
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2:14 pm
Hmm, last time I checked the guys were trying to get ME drunk at college parties and get-togethers.
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12:01 pm
Ditto that. I don’t recall ever pressuring a guy to have sex with me, and I sure as hell never had to get one drunk. But you know, I’m always running around with my crotch hanging out and THAT’S why men are failing their classes. All that crotch trying to tempt them from their REAL desire to study.
I’m sorry, that’s so ridiculous that I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry.
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1:12 am
True that, I’ve always been the one who the guy is pressuring or trying to convince me to have sex, and I’m not saying I don’t ever want to because I do, but really since when are woman less than men? and who the fuck wrote this I would love for my father or someone to read this and tear the person to fucking shreds.
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8:44 pm
Yeah… guys are always tricking me that way!
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9:28 pm
How’s exotic dance college working out for you, “Kylee”?
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7:47 am
Are you really fucking serious? I hope this is a joke……
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Ok, so I am hearing some of the comments on here and…Claire? I think you need to calm down, Adam was agreeing that you lead a superior lifestyle for a college girl. I am gay college student double-majoring in Biology and Education. I know what it is like to be involved in a demanding course setting. Most of the girls I am friends with and most of my friends are girls are pre-med as well as the boys. Both genders have “fun”. I hear countless stories of clubbing and drinking and sorry to say it, it comes from both sides. I honestly do applaud you for remaining abstinent and sober throughout your college experiences, you will likely make it far in life. The point here is to stop pointing fingers at people and not get so worked up, go back and look at Adam’s comments and you will see they weren’t originally malicious. Focus your energy on the people who write articles like this. When I originally read it I thought it was a joke, ‘nuf said.
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3:41 pm
It’s ok. This site is a satire of other christian/conservative websites that actually condemn behaviors and points of view that differ from theirs. I was confused at first, because the writing is so over the top it was hard to believe it was real, but I checked it out and it is a joke (a damn good one too since so many intelligent people are convinced of its authenticity). Don’t feel bad though, they’ve duped a number of news site like the Huffingtonpost and NBC. The sad part about it is that, though this website makes fun of these extreme views by offering a completely exaggerated and satirical take on them, it’s not that far off from the way many people do think, as evidenced by the number of comments that actually support the glaringly ludicrous positions put forward by the authors. Oh well, at least there are sensible people out there who take it seriously too and make valid and rational arguments!!
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5:33 am
Claire, you are someone I have a lot of respect for:)
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5:45 am
Please don’t get vajazzled, Nellie. I think that is something both Christ and your precious BVB would agree on.
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12:39 am
You guys aren’t serious are you? I’m not sure what to make of this… is it a joke or a serious site?
Vaginas are one God’s greatest creations…
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And on the 8th day, God created Vajazzling! BEHOLD!
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i hate this website, god is a joke, you are a joke. this a is sexist in so many ways. please shut the fuck up. I am embarrassed to live in the U.S. after reading this. done.
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Please go to our website for all discussions regarding religion, youth, bible, God, Jesus, etc… You are all very very welcome for an open debate
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so if god did not want young people to have sex why did he make them want to have sex at that age? is he an idiot or something? i mean it’s hardwired into every human being so it must mean it’s what gods want at that age.
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oh yeah almost forgot. i can’t think of anything more disgusting that perls or what ever the fuck that shit is on a girls crotch. seriously thid would be the perfect way to make most guys stay away i’d guess but i may be proven wrong by how these “serious” boys are easily distracted by shiny things on a girls pussy.
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3:06 pm
Lol you crazy religious Americans.
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4:15 pm
Dear Adam Nelson:
You my friend are seriously a dead man walking, when I find you I will take pleasure in parting your cold worthless heart from your chest cavity.
Claire is right, you are a religious piece of shit, go fuck yourself, I would kill you where you stand.
Here’s a news flash mother fucker, we educated folks realized that GOD is a bullshit story made by men to control people, what? you missed college? oh, you went to a christian school? well then you are a fucking retard. So while you beleive in this archaic bullshit, we are all going farther and farther away from this proven BULLSHIT religious zealotry, and people like you are becoming far less dangerous as more people see through your shit.
Men and women are equal, the only reason they are not as physically strong is because of how MEN force them to be. I have female friends that ride horses and work outside, and guess what? THey would beat the SHIT out of most of my pansy ass guy friends that work out even.
So go fuck yourself, die, quit writing articles, the world needs no more people like you.
fuckin piece of shit
Hey Claire, we should hook up : D I would love to see a vajazzled vagigi! : D
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Am I the only one that thinks Adam Nelson is hilarious? And Jeremy, all of these angry death threats are making you sound quite the christian!
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9:38 pm
Jeremy, I do not appreciate your threats and pray that the spirit of anger in your heart is washed away by the blood of the Lamb. Satan has a hold of you and you have anger issues.
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I hope you FINALLY let your boyfriend fuck you up the ass. Maybe it’ll chill you out a bit.
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Better than the usual dildo up the ass, isn’t it Adam?
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4:52 pm
so, let me get this straight… a christian guy is using the words “Fuck in the ass”?? you should read back through that bible and see if maybe you aren’t a little confused about your position in the world. Cause it sounds like you’re a walking contradiction and a moron, but that’s just me
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No, that was someone leaving a comment in my name. They do that to irritate me.
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3:31 pm
oh my! so many death threats and deep philosophical arguments concerning womens rights! haha this article is obviously a joke, and if you can’t read something like it without going on a self-righteous rampage, then i recommend that instead of spending your days sleuthing the internet and looking for something to be disgruntled about, put down the twinkie, go outside, grow a social life, and hey, if your bored, get vajazzled and seduce a college boy!
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7:44 pm
They devilwhores.
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5:33 pm
Good, clean, nice, proper thinking college boys getting corrupted by evil devil whores….Someone has obviously never been to college.
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4:27 am
Man, in college, all I wanted to do was study and make associations. But whores kept trying to take my pants off. I must admit, at my weakest points, exhausted from applying myself, I succumbed to their aggression. Wait, no, that was a dream. Now that I think about it, I spent a lot of my time hitting on and subsequently being rejected by girls.
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8:24 pm
If a man tried to fandingle my daughter I would reserve the right to send him staright to Satan with my shotgun.
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3:45 am
So… killing ain’t a sin?
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7:44 pm
Is Amber Collins your Daughter Abe? I can see a strong family resemblance. I don’t think anyone would even touch her with YOUR dick Abe!
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6:47 pm
Did you seriously just say ‘fandingled’?
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12:36 pm
HA! This whole site, and others like it, make atheists like me hate christians even more. What, I’m supposed to respect you or your opinions more because you believe in fairy tales? If I went around saying that Rumplestiltskin was the savior of my soul, would that earn me more respect in society? I’d say 90% of the stupid christians, like the ones who hate gays, or the ones that vilify young women, are closeted self-loathing homosexuals themselves. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fags!!!
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1:10 am
my 2 cents. Sparkley things are for girls, not boys. If this thing catches on it will be more related to college girls running to the bathroom at the bar/party to compare said-decorated private parts. The boys who are excited by this are the ones who are looking for easy girls….and I mean actively looking. Maybe some parents need to give a long lecture to thier boys about all the f*ing crazy girls that they need to make sure to wear protection if they decide to do it. I just had a conversation with a woman who’s was told by her mother in law how to get pregnant behind her husband’s back and make it look like an accident. This is how you keep raising your women this is how desperate they will be for ANYTONE to marry them and if they are distracted by sparkley things, he doesn’t deserve to graduate college. Isn’t life about appropriate balance anyway. College is a great lesson teacher for that. I love that my husband doesn’t expect me to be stuck at home barefoot and preggo. And if you were really so disturbed, you wouldn’t be posting the hottie with her sparkley stuff all over your blog…ok, rant over, women can rock out however they want (and generally better than the boys).
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7:18 pm
If a man touched my daughter I would string him up from a tree for all to see and then after we judged him guilty, send to hell where he belongs with Satan.
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There is a reason that during the wedding, a father must give his daughter away. At that time, that’s when we give a man permission to treat our daughters with honor and respect.
Should they renege on that oath, we have no choice but to talk liberty to incapacitate them.
So I agree, I would harm a man who harmed my daughter, to the best of my ability so help me God.
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Wait a minute, a man needs your permission in order to treat your daughter with honor and respect? Try again.
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What you meant to say is that men aren’t allowed to use us whorish women for sex until our father tells them it’s OK.
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u are so stupid! whoever wrote this. how nature intended for women to stay home, and how the girls are distracting the guys! the guys are the nasty dogs trying to have sex in the fist place! u ass hole. this is the 21st century. what are u agaisnt women. i dont agree with the “vajazzling” or whatever the hell but its their body. and just to piss u all off ill have u know that i am a teen myself, im straight but i agree with gay marriage too. u guys seem so hung up over the details. who give a shit. get a life. seriously. really dumb people. im so offended by the wording you put on women. this shows how much of a man u are. stop screwing around and trying to pass your own stupid and twisted beliefs as part of religion, go read the BIBLE!!! good day
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THIS IS SICK BUT I HAVE TO ASK WHY ARE CHRISTIANS SUCH FAILURES AS COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS? IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO VISIT, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE SITE MAINTAINED AND PAY YOUR PROVIDER FEES. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
YOUR FRIENDS DO CARE!
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I have to say that I like this article. I think that Misogyny is a nice change of pace from the homophobic articles.
Bless You.
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Please, this is NOT what Christianity looks like, people! I am a succesful, loved, supported and respected female both in my career and my community! This man is a MORON, and a GROSS representation of what a man of faith looks like! God loves us all and wants us to love and respect each other. Trust me when I tell you, this fool is NOT a follower of my God!
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Oh I disagree. This is exactly what Christianity looks like. Your Bible even exalts and condones this bullshit. If you’re pretending that this isn’t what Christianity is, you’re either lying out your face or you’ve never read your Bible.
And don’t give me that retarded bullshit that it’s just the Old Testament that’s a flaming pile of ass (and if it is, why do you keep it?). This shit goes on throughout the New Testament, too. Just take a look at that ass maggot Paul’s book.
So yes – this is exactly what Christianity is. Stop pretending that it isn’t. You’re worse than the author because, as fucking retarded, inbred, fuck ugly and diseased as the author is, at least he’s not a raging hypocrite in pretending that Christianity isn’t a sexist, homophobic, hateful enterprise.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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wow so if they try to “shoot us down with shotgun ” can we use rocket launcher On them ? or Nuclear missile while we are at it ( wait we cnat its can destroy a whole country Maybe just the rocket launcher on them
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Thanks for the idea. Off to trap your boys. By the way, if they are so righteous and hardworking, they wouldn’t be viewing my vag or anything in that general area for me to tempt them.
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Really? This has to be a joke.
First of all, you have clearly not been to a normal university. Or even around normal(average) teens/college students.
Second, your talking like guys are the victims, when really, it is also the other way around.
Also please consider this:
The ones who object the most are usually the ones guilty. Just take for example the anti-gay campaigners, many of them turn out to actually be involved in a gay affair!
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I can relate. I too once fell victim to vajazzling. I was a dedicated student and upstanding CHRISTian when a vajazzled whore, undoubtedly jealous of my academic prowess whilst bitter and jaded with her own female shortcomings, lured me away from my Bio lab to eat fruit with her. I tried to resist, of course, as any man of my fine … See Moreupbringing would, but found myself hypnotized by her sparkling pubis. Obviously, she knew just what she was doing and I was powerless to resist her evil womanly ways. And, I’m pretty sure I smelled alcohol on her breathe, typical of her ilk. The tramp stamp really did me in. Nine months later I had to drop out of school to raise our daughter while she of course didn’t even miss a single class. She was lavished with grant money and my GOVERNMENT MANDATED child support payments, most of which she spent on shoes and vulva accessories. I know Jesus has forgiven me for straying off my divined academic path. After all, in his omniscience, he knows I had no power to resist her evil, satan imbued charms. Still, I was never able to get my life back on it’s fated path, all because of the actions of this whore of Babylon.
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this mother fucker is an idiot, go back to ur country bumkin town and screw ur sister, i mean come on bro i just think u have a problem with the opposite sex and probably couldnt get any ass back in the day and now, loser
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4:41 pm
most retarded article ever. vajazzling is retarded too.
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@Derek Van Buren Here’s one for ya: if you want to blame the premarital relations our sons are having in college on the “vjazzling” their female classmates are apparently flashing to them in the frat houses and during lectures, then I can blame misspelled words on my stinkin’ #2 pencil.
First of all, they’re either in a frat house or university that is at a much lower level than your apparent image of the institution, or you just didn’t raise them well enough to understand why they should be huntin’ down vajayjay art. Come on, people!
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The author of this article is obviously gay, and retarded. websites like this are more of a treat than vvajazzling will ever be, and that is a fact.
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5:08 pm
Wow! This is probably the most sexest article I have ever read ! It makes me sick to think that you people actually believe that young college women’s only aspiration in college is to think up of all sorts of ways to fornicate with college men to distract them from becoming sucessful!! Seriously?!?! And even more, y’all really believe they try to “trap” men into getting pregnant?!? You must be from a different world ! There are no “designated” jobs for men or women in this day and age. Men are not the only leaders or big CEO ‘s of companies. And it is not just a women s job to do nothing with her life other than to get pregnant and sit at home with the kids. Most people go to college and work hard through it and to pay for it to make something of themselves and to use thier intelligence to get then better jobs to have a more comfotable life!
As for this vajazzling crap …seems to me it’s similar to tattoos and piercings. Another way for someone to advertise and make money . And I an pretty sure this vajazzling idea was created and marketed by one of your ” sweet little innocent college guy” that you seem to talk so highly of. Trust me , women do not have to try anything to distract men in college or anywhere else , if anything women have to fend them off! It takes two to fornicate. So get over your little conspiracy! I really hope this article is a joke or the world go to shit with people like you and your mentalities.
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9:16 pm
I think that all you people have gotten a little off track. last I knew this was about vajazling. Granted i have no life and read all the posts here but it really was entertaining… If a girl or woman wants to put litte sparkly things on her misses then so be it. whats the diffrence between that and a pretty lacey pair of underwear. They are equal and a capible of making decisions on her own.. Im not the most godly person to walk this hell hole we call earth but im a firm beleaver in trying your shoes on before you buy them. judge me if you want I like vajazling its awesome!!!!!!!!
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This was so ridiculous. And as A Christian I am hurt by these words. Perhaps you should think before you post such hateful things, and call yourself Christian.
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3:14 pm
This has to be a spoof/satirical site…right?
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3:35 pm
This entire website is very obviously a parody of fundamentalist rantings and ravings, and anyone who is actually taking this seriously–especially anyone getting all up in arms over this nonsense–is a complete idiot.
This site is a troll, and you have been trolled. Badly.
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4:54 pm
While not necessarily getting up in arms, I do find this site to be a good way to get related frustrations out without beating some of my neighbors faces in (these guys could do so much worse, I should know, I think I have a Christ reincarnation living next door, only a million times more irritating)
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I don’t even know what to say. I really shouldn’t be wasting my time on ignorant assholes like this dude, but, for now, my graduate school homework can wait. I simplly can’t believe that people actually think like this and PUBLISH it for the world to see! And, claim to be Christians! How can you even claim to be a follower of Jesus when you are literally condemning 50% of the human population? (i.e. “it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself.”). Seriously, dude. What would Jesus think of your petty, judgmental statements? This is why the world sucks – ignorant fuckfaces like you who claim a position of power based on religion. Keep your narrow-minded comments to yourself.
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7:33 pm
Stupid fucking christians
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12:44 am
Eh, I didn’t feel like reading the article after seeing the words “warn ur sons about these whores,” but i did watch the video. If a woman wants to bejewel the area above her cooch thats her business… how bout u “crazies” go protest a funeral or something? After-all godhatesfags.com gfy!
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2:13 am
I can’t even believe what kind of a gay retard wrote this article. I hope you die tonight.
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7:27 am
I think Derek Van Poopchute is waiting for another man to Vajizzle all over his face.
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9:34 am
I’ve seen his picture on a indiana sex offender website..He was convcted of hot gluing aqua dots on little boys private parts. YOU FREAK!
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that sounds fansy.how can i get some of those?
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3:36 pm
I thought this website was a hoax Christian website because of how poorly, sexist, homophobic and racist it is put together. Someone care to enlighten me? Is Christwire a legit Christian website? Because if it is, you are all a bunch of fucking morons. Jesus Christ organized religion is even worse than I thought. I can’t wait to go out tonight, get hammered, fuck a sorority girl (vejazzled or not) and not listen to any of your futile hatemongering bullshit. I believe in the good Lord, there are times where something great has stepped in to help me in need, but my God’s biggest flaw is his followers. A group of hater mongering pieces of shit that slander his name. You try to translate a book written thousands of years ago into modern times where nothing applies anymore but the most basic of moral guidance. My biggest wish for organized religion (other than all of you dropping dead for having hate filled hearts and the condoning of atrocities against your fellow man for centuries) is that out of nowhere a bishop or high priest or someone important to you assholes (Phelps maybe) all of the sudden not only turns black but loves sucking cock more than Elton John. Anyway, you close minded pieces of shit, go fuck yourselves. I hope you get raped.
-Tommy
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5:29 pm
I’m a college female and I get hit on buy guys multiple times a week, sometimes daily. I resist. I know of MANY, MANY, other girls in the same situation. Guys are really more the predators. whoever wrote this is clueless. Also the statistics about men taking care of babies is BS. There was no research, no statistics, to back this up at all. it’s a completely untrue statement. I’ve never even seen that happen once in my life, although I’ve seen many single mothers taking care of babies (countless).
Women are more serious in college these days than men. It’s a fact.
If men are too weak to resist, that’s their fault. Why should women be blamed? Like the previous poster Claire said, “for starters, they can keep it in their pants”
Also, if God created women, and had control over every aspect of their creation, and you insult women, you are insulting God’s creation, thus insulting God, by saying they are feeble minded and there is a flaw in their genes. Idiot.
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6:55 pm
this whole post is against women in general
so only college girls are doing this, eh?
you are so sexist and ignorant, you just disgust me.
you like god??? you read the bible???? GTFO. you are a DISGRACE! so you’re suggesting that parents take a look at their girl’s vajayjays??? you are down right disgusting.
im sure guys could have them too.
and whys it only COLLEGE??? eh??? how the heck do you come to these conclusions. ive never even heard of this thing in my life.
and to be calling people whores is just disgusting. you need to wash your mouth out, seriously.
and LOL at the whole “leading to their parts… you catch my drift?” first of all, i think of a queef… am i the only one? LMAO! second, im sure there isnt an arrow pointing down saying “COME GET IT”
only a sick perv like you would post this. bet your jerkin off while watching that video.
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9:00 pm
I bet if Jesus were around now, he would be all for vajazzling. I know that while I am getting vajazzled, I pray to God for the strength and fertility to snare a hot young college boy to impregnate me with his seed.
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12:27 am
Christian sexual repression. Classic…
The church restricts sex to control you and the rest of us feel guilty doing it. Yep, even you.
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7:34 pm
REALLY? You know what I noticed when reading your little blog and some of your other blog titles? You seem to like to study sex and gays an awful lot….what does that say about you? Hmmmm…..maybe it says that you are a closet queer that hates women like most gay men and you’re using this little blog as what you would have everyone believe is something educational and that you are just doing your research for the good of your twisted little religion. Wake up and open that closet door sunshine! You better think twice before bashing anyone else….it’s not Christian like and you know it….you should instead be embracing everyone that you meet and try to love them instead of knocking them down to hide your sexual pervertedness. You know the old saying, those that live in glass houses should not throw stones. You remind me of that because you are trying to focus peoples attention off of your own self….are you a man whore? a child predator? a queer? from what I’ve read about you….you are a feeble and narrow minded man-whore, child predator queer that gets his rocks off by bashing others….May God have mercy on your soul……That is IF there IS A GOD! Goodbye you little limp dick fag fucker!
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3:14 pm
I wouldn’t say gay men hate women…I love my ladies
they are my best friends, I just wouldn’t ever want to go below the belt. Vajayjays are gross! (No Offense lol)
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8:05 pm
None taken.
One of my favorite dates was with a gay friend. We were both looking for men, but not the same ones.
He treated me wonderfully, and I knew there would be no awkwardness at the end of the date (no sex). Some of my nicest friends are gay men, and one of them I met in church.
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All this talk of religion makes me grow tired and weary over people’s narrow minded and judgmental views of how man or woman should act. How about we start a new religion then? Based off mutual acceptance and respect for one another as men and women in this world surviving together… But alas this cannot be because the hearts of men and women have been tainted and instilled with the faith of false prophets and tongue twisted philosophies. I am not saying there is no god or higher power I just believe that we cannot begin to comprehend that god or higher power when we ourselves are not able to comprehend, understand, respect, and accept one another as men and women on this earth. Be it all the differences that humans have on this planet one thing we do all have in common is that we are HUMAN.
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ROFL! This is hilarious… and when I say “this,” I mean the comments to this article. I love how everyone has to use terms like “premarital fornication” rather than “fucking” or “sex before marriage.” I laughed when I read the article and saw the video thinking “people actually do this?” Then I fell on the floor and started laughing harder when I thought “people actually respond this way?!”
Sincerely,
Keepin’ it real
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10:25 pm
God is just a pretend fairytale to make people more comfortable with dying. Don’t be scared. It happens to everyone. Just because someone doesn’t believe in the same make believe story that you believe in doesn’t make them any worse of a human being than you. If you think that your better than others then you have serious issues. Get help.
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10:28 pm
God is pretend.
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11:55 am
Those poor boys at their fraternity socials, getting seduced by us awful women. When I left for college, several male family members and friends warned me to stay away from frat parties and if I went, either drink alcohol straight from a can I opened myself or bring my own. My feminine wiles might drive those innocent frat boys to drug and rape me.
Incidental statistics: in a large-scale study, when people on a college campus were stopped on a sidewalk and offered sex by an attractive stranger of the opposite sex, only 21% of women accepted, while 77% of men did.
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12:53 pm
Studies show that 84.5% of Internet statistics are made up.
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Just goes to show that straight men are more desperate to get laid, apparently. (I may be a man, but I’m gay and smart enough not to mindlessly accept sex from a complete stranger.)
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7:56 am
heheheeee good point!! wut whaaaah? you are gay? EWWWWW!
Ahwell more wild, willing and wickedly vajazzled wenches for me then!! WIN!
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12:35 pm
I just want to say that as a women and a successful women at that, I take great offence to almost every line in this article.
If you want to push a God-fearing agenda, that is your choice, but to post articles that state that women are horny whores amongst other very clearly women bashing, crosses the line.
On the other side, men must be very weak individuals if they are unable to withstand a few sparklies on a women. Too weak, I propose, to be the bread winner and leaders in society. I suggest the reins get handed to women, as obviously we are the stronger sex.
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1:15 pm
For a website that is acting alarmed about this silly sideshow, you are sure not going out of your way to censor these images. This was too risque for this site. I would think that a site that uses the savior’s name would be run by a more respectful group.
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2:15 pm
Sometimes we have to face sin in the face so we know how to pray against it. If you’re too weak a man to pray and then forward this information to all who can help us stop it, then please join the women/children in reading gentler titles and reviews.
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Don’t mind Savior Adam.
He’s just sad that no woman, vajazzled or otherwise, will have his unworthy “parts.” Hah.
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8:59 pm
Amen Brother! It is my mission to face in the face at every possible turn.
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Oops! That comment should read, “… face sin in the face…”
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1:31 pm
This absolutely blows me away, I’m a Christian and am disgusted at this! What someone chooses to do with THEIR body is their decision, not anyone else’s. God is the only one who has the ultimate right to judge people, NOT us. Unfortunately we as Christians fail to remember that, we should be spending our time loving, obeying, and honoring God, not turning people against His all-loving, all-forgiving presence. By the way, men are having this done also, I’ve seen pictures of it. I don’t believe it was created with the intention of sucking men (or women) in for sex so a pregnancy results and lives are ruined (rolling eyes). Varying ages are having it done, BIG DEAL! Pray for those who do things you may not agree with, be there for those who need love and guidance, but never judge or attack people if you can help it, put it in God’s hands, He’s more than able to handle it.
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“We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds.”
Feeble??? Near-sighted??? You’ve got to be kidding me. If there’s one thing that’s feeble minded it’s the head that is found between men’s legs. If “vajazzling” is going to drive these poor pathetic college mind to fornicate like bunnies, then they’ve got other issues.
You expect to get support for your cause by calling women feeble-minded? Them’s fighting words if I ever heard them.
Your “christ” ain’t the kind of dude I want to be hanging out with. Keep up the good work… in other words, keep up with this nonsense, ‘cuz it’s only going to drive further people away.
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ok author, first off. f*ck yourself. you philistine.
your basically assuming especially in closing of this article that all college women are whores. your as bad as the westboro church. i go to college and im about to get married. so. when you want to use your “Christianity” against people (which is completely unchristian, unforgiving, unkind, and sacrilegious) do it when you can actually make sense, judas.
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2:35 pm
Genesis 3:16
16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
What’s odd is that even though God has cast the burden of childbirth on women for deceiving mankind, they are still willing to endure such pains out of wedlock, just to deceive men. The daughters of Eve have not fallen too far from the tree.
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If men were so strong and worthy, why would it be that all it takes for them to give in to temptation is something shiny? Pathetic.
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All I have to say to his article is…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
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5:29 pm
Please tell me this is not real life… Is this a legit Christian website? Because if it’s not, then I find this humorous. If it is, then this article is fucking retarded. Religion is a joke.
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5:35 pm
I love how all the religious comments get disliked while the non-religious ones get liked. There is no god and if there were he would be a dick. And to be on topic, I would totally fuck a vajazzled girl.
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5:50 pm
Wow… women go to college too – and while at college, MEN are usually the ones trying to have sex with them.
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6:11 pm
Is this a joke? That’s a serious question
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6:44 pm
F me. Too bad vajazzling wasn’t around when I was in college. I probably would have run out of notches to put on my bedpost… Looks like it’s time to apply to grad school.
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7:23 pm
This site is made and run by whack-jobs.
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7:24 pm
You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.
God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.
Sad in your sorrow,
Withered within,
Stand in the shadow of all of our sins,
You are the son,
Choke on his blood…
Die!!!!!!
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7:06 am
I can’t believe I died for you demon-ridden idiots.
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12:41 pm
You people are responding like the author was completely serious. Alot of it sounded like it was making fun of whorish behavior sarcasticly, to me, was it not? If this guy is serious and that wasn’t a joke of an article than it’s even more funny to me.
Ok Ok we all know that ever since femenist no bra movement the girls on a college campus can be more slutty than they used to be, but the goal of most college women couldn’t be further from having babies.
To think that some of the things I though was with sarcasim, wasn’t, is kinda shocking to me.
Vajazzling has nothing at all to do with the female wanting to act in her female nature by making thing sparkly and pretty. No, it is purely to distract and subdue the male sex. You men are just such victims all the time.
“Women could not only focus on study, however; short skirts, drunken sorority parties and constantly being in heat lead them to victimize their male counterparts, with sexual temptation.” —- really this comment wasnt a joke cause i thought it was hilarious.
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1:27 pm
I have three daughters, and I wasn’t going to, but now I have decided to get them vajazzled and afterwards, going to drive them to the local college so that they can lead young men astray.
Thank you for bringing vajazzling to my attention. Without this article the dream of vajazzling my young whore daughters would not have come to fruition.
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5:54 pm
My, my, what a complete pile of woman hating horseshit. Do you really, REALLY believe that a man cares whether or not a woman’s vagina is bedazzled or not? That’s saying a guy needs a woman’s bra and underwear to match to have sex with her. Men are extremely horny creatures and don’t need any kind of dazzling to tempt them lol.
Also, where’s your stellar Christian article about the college “whores” that get raped by “solid young men”. I’m going to go ahead and presume that your stupid and narrow mind would rebut with “well they shouldn’t be there to tempt the rapists in the first place”…since you know, a woman’s place is at home cooking, cleaning and making babies and all.
Stupid asshole.
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7:32 pm
Fuck you, freakshow.
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7:39 pm
These guys only rag on women because the last time they saw a vagina was when they were popping out of their mothers. Women are just as smart as men, and a good number of men and women have gone onto successful careers after drinking and screwing their way through college. If you had gotten accepted to any decent school you would know that.
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9:08 pm
I for one, kept my eyes closed when I ‘popped out’.
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6:42 am
It’s called ‘multi-tasking’. If you can’t make it through college because, “woman are distracting you”…then you won’t make it through life anyway. At least not with any ‘real’ success.
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4:59 pm
I’m a young impressionable college co-ed, shiny things attract me, after seeing this i think i want to be a lesbian. whats better than a shiny vagina.
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8:55 pm
So, women putting jewel stick-ons on their pubic region is luring these poor, innocent, studious young men away from their labours at school? Please explain how these bejewelled Jezebels are actually achieving this, since to know one’s pubic region is bedazzled, one would have to have seen it. If these precious boys are so hard at work, then when exactly are they finding the time to be scoping women’s pubes in a non-sexual, non-voyeuristic way, which is what they would have to be doing in order to know a woman had such detailing in her nether-regions. Honestly, people who judge women as evil for being sexual beings fail to remember that the majority of them are being sexual beings with consenting men. How can a woman be evil for enjoying sex, but a man participating in the exact same sexual encounter is just an innocent being lured into the dark side?
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12:09 am
I shouldn’t have to qualify myself to you, but I think you might appreciate what I have to say more if I let you in on the fact that I have taken the chastity pledge as a child and have stuck to it. I am 22, and yet unmarried, and as so “unspoiled.”
“You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.”
I agree that vajazzling is a dumb idea, but really, some of these statements… yes, you’re a special-interest site, but your RELIGION should lead you to have a more OPEN MIND. It takes TWO (2) to have a child, and that you believe it’s the woman’s fault and her fault alone is what I would call a short-sightedness of the XY chromosome.
And after this…
http://christwire.org/2010/04/gays-invent-penazzling/
I wonder… Do you ever worry about your women who go to college?
By the way…
“In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations.”
Thanks for the lols.
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12:13 am
PS- watch ‘Animal House,’ it’s pretty accurate, as far as Frats go.
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1:00 am
My Penazzled genetalia remind me of the sick pervert ungodly jap mafioso with pearls under their foreskins. SANTORUM!
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11:42 am
Wow, I don’t believe I could find a more idiotic author on the internet. I am not sure where to even begin. Your article is not only drizzled with childlike assumptions and sexist comments, but I hope you truly do not believe what you are typing because this is absurd.
Yes, I’m sure some idiotic girls are doing desperate things in college.
NO, not every female is out to impregnate herself in order to solidify her standing with a decent man in college.
Most gals actually come to college to succeed and make something of themselves. As a college christian man myself, I know there will always be temptations. But, I’m pretty sure a guy is not stupid enough to look down there and say “Oh, so shiny, can’t look away”.
In all,
Thank you for underestimating all college students oh so well, and for being a sexist jerk. Hope you grow out of your ignorance someday. =) God bless.
P.S.-Maybe it would help if you weren’t stuck in close-minded 50′s idealism.
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3:06 am
It is kind of sad to think that these people are the people representing Christ. Even if these so called WHORISH WOMEN were traping young boys Christ would still love them. I’m a believer and I know that this is not what Chirst wants us to be doing.
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3:11 am
Condeming them and stuff. Women have the right to do what they want. All the girls I know arent trying to tempt me to make babies with them. they are more involved with hanging out and watching movies with each other.
Please everybody don’t think that all christians are this way. Its only the people that have personal vendettas against people groups that try to distort God’s word to fit in their cruel way of thinking.
And KSUEngineer, are you currently At KSU? Cause i am.
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12:20 pm
This site is hilarious and the comments where people are taking it seriously – on BOTH sides – are even more hilarious.
I only wish I’d thought of this site first.
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9:36 pm
Ummmmm…. Because this website is using Keyword-targeted Google ads, this “faith” website is advertising:
“Sexy Adult Singles
Meet Hot Sexy Singles Online Now! Membership is Free. Join Now!”
Thanks for the Laugh!
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9:40 am
This article is being forwarded around now in emails as an example of utter stupidity
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11:45 am
Hmm, I can’t tell if this is real….seems so absurd. What is the sample size for this article (2)? How many girls did he actually find who had this done? The funniest part is that he claims women are doing the tempting….and that men are studious….has the author ever been to ANY party before or EVER been around people in general…both sexes do the tempting. And women are lawyers and doctors… this articles point of view is absurd.
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2:32 pm
This is the most sexist article I have ever seen, just keep on blaming the women eh , make u feel better , fucking looser
your a damn fool
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2:39 pm
Here we go again. Blaming Eve for tempting Adam. It’s not Eve’s fault, Adam can’t control himself when he sees a vagina
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2:49 pm
MUST condemn your own writer, Marie Jon, as she is a —-gasp—- WOMAN COLLEGE GRADUATE! Blasphemer! Devil Spawn! Temptress! I bet the whole rest of the male staff spends their days lusting after her. This site should be just as it was in the Bible – only men get a voice, and women are tossed to the side like prostitutes. Jesus would NEVER talk with prostitutes… oh wait. Shit. There goes my argument.
Guess I’m going to hell because I think people all deserve the love of God and one another.
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3:15 pm
Obviously you have serious self-confidence issues if you need to demean women (God’s Creation) in such a manner. When you get to the pearly gates, St. Peter will shake his head no, and YOU, you will have the gall to look suprised.
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4:19 pm
Wow. I don’t really know what to say…except this….
The Middle East is full of people who feel this way. They are muslims and encourage the continuing subjugation of their women. I guess this really means that you sir, are a terrorist. Take your 50′s thinking, and your beliefs back to the middle east where they belong.
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5:37 pm
I’ve read about serial killers and criminal investigations many times. A large number of the male killers had the same attitude about the female sex. Needless to say, I believe the “man” who wrote this needs to be tested and either supervised closely or locked up immediately.
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7:04 pm
Obviously you know nothing of college life in today’s world. I am a male college student, and I will be the first to admit that the vajazzling of girls’ privates has nothing to do with my poor study habits or those of my peers. This article is ludicrous. Go to a college party yourself and I think you will find just as many loose-moraled young men as ‘whorish, partying’ females.
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12:24 pm
Wait… The author of the article is serious? Hahahhahah……..Hahahahah….Hahahahah
This has got to be a troll.
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2:30 pm
GOD < ICE CREAM
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9:47 am
this guy shouldn’t be allowed to write articles for anything Christian claimed, ever. christwire should be ashamed for having published this garbage.
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2:40 pm
I thought long and hard about responding to this article. I even said a prayer for the author and whoever does this site. There is a verse/story in the bible where Satan imitates Christ. The exact verse has not come to my mind as I write this, but I want you to know, that what you are doing and the image you present about women in general is despicable. If you are truly a Christian, your approach and perspective would be that as God intended and Christ told his people that women are to be treated as the church is treated. Utilizing words that scorn someone is NOT remotely doing this. I appreciate the “education” perspective on this new “trend”..even agree with not liking the “trend”. But to utilize a website in the name of Christ to bash and throw stones is not that of what God would ever have. You should be beyond the word ashamed and repentance is in store for you. Luckily, I am not your judge or anyone else that disagree’s with your perspective on your stories..but you should be IF you are a Christian terrified that you will be judged one day by God.
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7:05 pm
I got raped at a party because a MAN spiked my drink.
But I shave my pubes, so I guess I deserved it.
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10:58 pm
These Godless tramps need to be spayed!
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1:41 am
“In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide.”
You’re deluding yourself in thinking that sex was not prevelent in the 1950s and before. Condoms have been around (and used) for centuries.
Let’s also not forget the thousands of successful brothels that existed during the Civil War when college-age adults were recruited to fight in a war. There was a sexual revolution at this time just as rampant as the 1960s and 1970s, though it’s not discussed.
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2:36 am
Actually The condoms existed way before christianity were invented (founded) it’s was to protect from disease at that time and also because men could smell when another men have sex with his wife
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8:54 am
People are responsible for their own actions. Nobody can force them to do something they don’t want to do, so fuck your sexist attitude. This article blames women for all of society’s ills.
In the 50′s and 60′s, your favorite times, domestic violence in America was at an all-time high. Now that women are more liberated, they can divorce abusive men, and men are raised to be aware of women’s rights. OBVIOUSLY, this is lost on some men, such as the author.
Also, the LAST thing a college woman wants is a baby. Most of us go to college to get careers. Babies hinder that goal.
ALSO, you show NO logic in saying a woman wants a man to drop out of school and marry her. What we really do is wait for him to become successful, THEN go after him. Educated women get married later in life, and have children MUCH later in life than, say, high school drop-outs.
It’s the twenty first century. Grow some balls and accept reality!
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9:04 am
I hate all of you for forcing me to waste most of my morning reading through this hilarious yet sad ramble…..it’s a Muther – Effin JOKE retards! (you know who you are)
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12:29 pm
Ahahahaha! This article is HILARIOUS and awesome! I almost peed myself reading it (although I do consume unprecedented amounts of water, so that might have something to do with it). Are these comments serious? Don’t you get that the guy is blatantly f’ing around? No one would write something like that and mean it! He’s writing an exaggerated parody of the religious right, and he’s right on the money! Props to you, Derek Van Buren. This is comedy gold! It’s like compost is for soil or Hostas are forthe aesthetic appeal of your lawn and garden. Take it from an Old First Aid Guy (who is cutting this short because he once again has to urinate): Genius.
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1:57 pm
haha, until I read the comments I thought that this was a fake article, like the kind from Onion News, or something. In fact, I’m still not 100% sure it’s not a joke. No way somebody can still think such antiquated notions this day and age.
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5:43 pm
Firstly I would like to say how incredibly offended by this article I am.
as a young woman in her twenties who has managed to maintain her chastity, I can honestly say that I’m appalled by this articles’ words. College age men don’t need to be lured in by women, if anything it’s quite the opposite, most women I have known who have given in to their more primal urges have been through the coaxing of hormonal young men. I have on very RARE occasion met a girl who had exhibited the behaviors you’ve described without first being taught that’s what’s expected of her from the men around her.
I hope this article was a joke or some sort of troll, because this kind of outlook is why there are more and more people giving up on God and Christian values.
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11:48 pm
Actually it’s not like giving up on God – more like giving up on the fan club.
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9:45 pm
I am really appalled that all of are so moronic as to think this is a serious article. IT’S SATIRE! I know a lot of you think you’re really brilliant for tearing this article down line-by-line. A fucking 5-year-old could to the same thing to an article this absurd. You should start arguing against Onion articles too, you fucking morons.
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8:16 am
As I do agree that this is a bit whorish and just kind of wrong, as a woman, I would object to your comments regarding how women want nothing better than to trap innocent men and have babies. First of all, men can be just as disgusting, if not worse than women. Second, some girls (including) myself, do not want to make babies with ANYONE while in college, let alone with some random guy I just picked up with my new Vajazzled hoohoo. You cannot generalize all women as being slutty monsters when there are some of us that are morally and ethically bound to not do such things, because then I can say that all men are sex driven deviants that want nothing more than to cheat on their girlfriends and lie about stupid things… cuz what girl hasn’t experienced that.
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11:00 am
This is a joke, right?
This author is so ridiculously offensive it seem as though it should be located on a college-humor site rather than a site that claims to inspire “champions of God.”
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1:25 pm
I really don’t want to waste too much time responding to something like this, so I’ll simply say:
The author of this article and those who take it seriously must’ve been oxygen deprived at birth, and are so ignorant of current society it hurts.
I hope Jesus haunts you, and not in a good way. More like a “throws lamps at your thick skull” kind of way.
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2:42 pm
Wait, is this for real??
Hahahaha!!! I read the entire article thinking that it was a satire. It reads completely tongue-in-cheek. I followed a link here without reading the url and totally thought that this was written by a queer/feminist/modern woman as a joke.
I can’t believe this guy is serious. Wow. Someone on here seriously hates woman. How many guys have ever been “tempted,” “trapped,” or “victimized” into sex? I’m pretty certain that guys want it all the time. This entire opinion piece was written as if men’s and women’s roles were reversed. Not to knock equality of the sexes or anything, but it’s generally the guys who have drunken fraternity parties and try to tempt women into sex, and if they subsequently become pregnant, leave them to raise the child alone. Not the other way around.
It’s like some bad 1950′s propoganda “news”reel warning parents about the dangers to their “young men” on college campuses. Kind of like the propoganda films they used to warn young soldiers about the loose women overseas.
Hilarious!!!
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5:10 pm
Derek Van Buren is a genius! I wish I knew as much about whores and college gals as Derek Van Buren does. I never heard of vajazzling or whatever until Derek Van Buren risked his life by plunging into the steamy pit of prostitution and college passion parties.
Typicaly it would take a sick and vulgar mind to even attempt to bring up such filth in polite society. Im glad Derek Van Buren dragged his own reputation through the dirt to let polite society know whats happening in villainous and disreputable places.
My only question is… whats wrong with babies? Babies are cute! I fear that behind the saintly face of Derek Van Buren lurks a backalley ABORTIONIST.
Naw. He wouldnt be warning us if he had some dread secret to hide. WHen people accuse Derek Van Buren of being a homosexual due to his hysteric fear of women folk, I just laugh. Derek Van Buren is only talking about lowest of low class slutty whores and the high class educated elite of women kind. those are the worst kind… turn your back on them and they become senator or speaker of the house or a mother…. i better stop now. the very thought is giving me the heebie jeebies.
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10:56 pm
Vajazzilizing – BIG DEAL! A Lorena Bobbitt style wack-off to your Dark Ages, almighty ivory tower penis that is sooo threatened. Neanderthal good ‘ol boys club BULL-SHIT! SHUT UP! So what? Like tattoo and body piercing, it is a fad of fashion and will probably go away eventually.
You sound no better than Taliban extremists executing girls for getting ideas about wanting to go to school or girls executed for getting gang raped for committing the sin of a strand of hair escaping from under the veil that tempted the men, or getting too far apart from her male relative chaperone in the shopping market as grounds for immediate beating/execution.
Again as always, men’s objectification of women as feeble weak minded nympho sluts to be bullied down and self esteem crushed to assure they feel they are as owned property to service the big ape almighty penis.
Yeah, you want to control, dominate and subdue to get all the pussy you can! Stickin’ it on as well as in the woman. Who are the whores here eh? Swaggering double standard hypocrites!
You just want to keep it a man’s world is what your agenda is!
It’s guys like you that help make many women go lesbian.
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5:37 pm
No worries – it’s just a parody site.
Even if this site were serious, though, there’s really nothing to worry about. Hateful rhetoric – of any variety – comes from only one place: fear. Men reacted with anger and fear when women fought for the right to vote, and they reacted with anger and fear when we fought for education, equal pay, freedom over our own bodies, and pretty much everything else under the sun.
Judging by our voting rights and freedom to pursue education, their anger and fear hasn’t tripped us up too much. And you know what? It won’t in the future.
Knowledge is power, and the boys are all flunking out of school while we go on for master’s and PH.D.s!
Let’s see all the men crying when they can’t even out-earn us anymore!
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10:11 am
this is by far the most ignorant and ridiculous article I have ever read. I can say with pretty much certainty that you didn’t go to college yourself if you think this is how it is. If you did go to college, get your money back because it was wasted.
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11:35 am
All religion is based upon the belief that there is a higher power out there either guiding our lives or not. Such beliefs were created to explain the things that our primative minds could not understand why they happened in a time before science and reason was concieved of. These religions have become moot today because science has pretty much explained everything that the religions of the world, past and present, have been based upon for thousands of years and the human mind has evolved past the primative thought of hunt and gather. And has moved on the reason and understanding. So your little article holds no effect on what truly is in the world today and hence in itself has become moot as a resault of your beliefs.
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12:23 pm
“This behavior is nothing short of whore antics… it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America.”
Is this story intended to be funny? Hilarious. Take a bow.
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12:59 pm
Condemn me all you want, but you guys are as wacky as the girls that are vajazzling themselves.
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2:07 pm
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!
guys, this is like the funniest spoof article ever!
oh, wait.
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4:19 pm
Wow. I feel sorry for the author.
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6:49 pm
Oh I fondly remember the times back in college, when I’d walk into fraternity houses and see men dressed in their Sunday best, holding study groups together, and reading volumes of books. Now, all because of Vajazzling, these same precocious young men decided to drop the male graduation rates to 40%, slip drugs into women’s beverages in order to fornicate with them while semi-conscious, be responsible for 99% of rapes in our nation, are about 50% more likely to have extra-marital affairs, and commit about 80% of sexual crimes against children. Clearly, Vajazzling has corrupted the pristine natures of our men.
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10:37 pm
You people are fucking retarded. God isn’t real.
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10:32 am
I can’t believe this guy! Girls don’t inherintly ask for sex, or make guys come to have sex with them. If anything, you (and most guys) are making girls feel like they have to show more, and be willing to give that part of themselves. You are horrible for writing this.
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2:15 pm
You are a bigot and a joke. Your god is dead.
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2:19 pm
I’m speechless on so many levels. You know I’ve never read a religious right site in my life, and that actually made my heart shrink physically in my chest. It would be laughable if I thought (as I did when I started reading the article) that they were mocking the people who think that way today in the year 2010, but as I read on and realised what site it was coming from – that is to say, that people really DO think that way and have managed to scrounge up the wherewithal to learn how to post things online (which is very easy, unfortunately) – I actually felt my heart get a little smaller and move a few millimeters closer to the navel. Yuk
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4:15 pm
Oh, yes. because girls definitely only go to college to snag men into having sex with them. We are too feeble minded to truly be interested in our own education and belong at home scrubbing floors and cooking hamburger helper. Sexist ass… Maybe it just seems like a quirky fun thing to do, and a lot of us already have husbands or boyfriends, so its not like we’re going to bedazzle our tits and pubes and go running around glittering and naked to every man we can find saying “i want to have your babies!”
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4:34 pm
I have a feeling that this guy was cheated on several times but who can blame the women when this guy still thinks they are second class citizens.
“Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.”
-I dreamed to be an Astronaut but I am not. Should I blame women for that too because I, myself, didn’t go through the motions to become one? But you have a point, it would be easier to blame someone else, and without proof, for “distracting” me because I don’t want to blame myself. Why except failure… it doesn’t make me a better person to learn from my personal mistakes.
“This trend has caused females to resort to patently whorish methods in order to distract young men from their heart’s true desire in college: study and become successful.”
-If this “vajizzling” is on the private part of the female body then how does something unseen distract a man from studying? Unless my fraternity throws a pants-less party, then hell, how can I accomplish becoming a legend and getting the keg stand record with all that bling bling distracting me from successfully reaching my goals?
“In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.”
-You forgot to mention the good odd days when we, men, used to club a woman over the head when we wanted to “make babies” with them. Life was so much simpler then for Sean Connery too. I mean, what kind of world do we live in if James Bond can’t open palm slap a woman for “not leaving it alone”??? Now, women are smart and can logically argue back… so unnatural.
“Colleges were the place where men of a proper background and upbringing would go, to further edify their academic savvy in a course of study to gain perspective, leading to professional status.”
-I’m a first generation American (so I’m not White), grown up poor, public school education, C average student, stoled a few things here and there, I got into fights (lost most of them), my mother used to beat the shit out of me (probably why I lost most fights because a woman could beat me), but I was raised baptist (probably why my mother hit me) so I got one thing right on the proper background/upbringing list. Now I’m ready for college! But how about my friends that I’ve met in college that had it worst than me, that didn’t get one thing right on the “proper” list? Did they cheat their way into college?
“This process was hindered during the 1960s, where a resurgence of liberal thought caused a massive flurry of atypical students to plague the university classrooms.”
-so you’re saying that black people should also sit in the back of the class too because liberal thought would also mean equal rights to blacks.
The rest of the article is pretty ridiculous. As a recent college grad, most of my “girls that are friends” are either virgins or can count on one hand how many guys they’ve slept with. Were as my guy friends lost count on the number of girls they’ve slept with. Since we’re basing this article on ZERO facts and just assuming, then I’m going to assume that it’s the guys fault for having the XY chromosome and being genetically predisposed to have sex. I am not going to cite any scientific research because I want to argue like the author and provide no actual proof to my argument.
Though, this article may be fake, I know people who actually think like the author. It’s 2010 and the world as we know it is different in the 1960s or any other time period. What worked in the time of Christ does not exactly work the same way today. Stoning doesn’t work, slavery doesn’t work, women only in the kitchen cooking me the big piece of chicken doesn’t work. The point is, you can’t force ancient thought in a modern world and expect it to work. Though, I’m now speaking in the broader sense to this article, the Church and it’s people need to stop looking back at “how it was” and look at what is now and preach their ideals and interpretations of the Word in a way where it’s not considered primitive in today’s evolved society.
“I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.” – Thomas Jefferson
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