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A little less than 2,000 years ago today, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ laid down his life on Calvary so that all of our sins may be forgiven.
Christ allowed the Romans and Jews to betray him and spit upon him, even though he was their Lord. He did this so that we may repent of our sins and have the gift of eternal life through him, by following the commands of the Bible and accepting Christ in our hearts. That is the Passion of our Christ.
How sick is it that there are people on Earth who after hearing the beautiful Passion story, they still try to deny Christ and even mock him? These new age heathens still dare to defy Christ, though now he is upon his throne in heaven and awaiting them to follow his love.
Last year we saw the ugly face of atheism when Pastor Jack exposed all the Zombie Jesus Jokes from Atheists he was sent on Resurrection Sunday.
Now today we find the atheists still have no respect. I hope they realize that hell burns hotter than the sun itself, and the day comes when they only wish they could have a Sunday where they went to church for Easter than a nice, ardent day’s park lunch with family afterward.
These images are sick and are archived just so you understand that atheists have no heart and this is the exact type thing that is sending them straight to the deepest recesses of hell. Warning: The following images represent typical atheist depravity and are very offensive. Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.
This sample takes alleged origin in a German atheist magazine. As if the Germans don’t have enough to atone for, considering how they tried to wipe out God’s chosen people and then conspired against God’s nation of America, we see they have a burgeoning antichrist culture among their youth. Many Germans are going to get a taste of hellfire.
Simply immature.
This was another sent to Pastor Gould, attached with a threatening message about “headshotting” Christian zombies. This one was very offensive and to whoever sent it, know that you will be judged with the gays, abortionists and NAZIs for that one.
I found this one to be among the more offensive images I received for review. The grayscale and words are hurtful and are not the product of a heart who appreciates the sacrifice God made, by giving his only Son as sacrifice to us so that we may have eternal life. The love of Christ kept him nailed to the cross, so that you could be forgiven for your sins. It is sad to know that there are people who would deride such a beautiful act of mercy and love from our Savior, Our Lord.
As if this wasn’t enough, some atheists calling themselves callofhell emailed about a video they created this year. They have titled it “Zombie Passion of the Christ” and have done all they could to offend us. There seems to be a tie between the video and these jaded atheist vloggers (i.e., 1 and 2) who made threats against several of our interns and staff last year.
Nothing but disrespect abounds in this film and in the Book of Life, the director of this film will find his name listed for the credits. Hopefully he or she knows that there is an award for directing films like this, and it is called a one way ticket to hell.
In this one we see people have taken the time to dress up on Easter Sunday and disrespect Christianity, then email to gloat about it. It is very offensive and everyone involved with this is childish.
Easter is about love and respect, so why go ruining it with targeting and offending those with different beliefs?
The flurry just continued from this point:
This was another sent from the “headshotting” Christians on Easter person. It is smarmy in its arrogant assertion that tries to equate Christ to the Easter Bunny, contrived as per standing cultural custom for holiday. Christ is the only way to heaven, so whosoever does not accept his gift of eternal life will burn in hell for all time.
There are plenty more in similar vein, but I do believe that is enough for this year’s example of how atheists are relentlessly offensive and belligerent to Christians and more importantly, stand against God. Those who stand against God are allied with Satan, and as we saw when even a host of angels dared team with Satan to defy God, all who stand against God shall be cast into hell.
Be well, friends, and let us take the time to thank God for all he has done for our lives. Let us thank Christ for loving us and sacrificing himself so that we may live eternally in the glorious splendor of our Creator and our Master.
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That video is highly disturbing. Can you provide us the email of who sent it so we can at least witness to them and let them know how offensive it is. I’m also emailing YouTube to ask for them to remove it, very offensive.
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what scares me most is that you might be serious.
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i think its fucking hilarious, i hope its true lol, graaahhhh braaiinnsss
fuck jesus
fuck god
fuck america
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get a clue people if you are this sensitive about your beliefs then go ahmish and you will not have to see it. And besides Xianity is not easy to believe even if you read the book. I was one of you guys at one point until i got away from it and chose my own way And oh on a personal note I Needed a good laugh today added the pictures to my personal comic collection.
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“Easter” was stolen from Astaroth. Originally known as “Ashtar.” This holiday coincides with the Vernal Equinox of spring when day and night are of equal length. Known as “Eastre” to the Anglo-Saxons. As the Goddess of fertility, she was associated with rabbits and eggs. The Christians stole this holiday and twisted its meaning. Other names include: Easter, Eastre, Eos, Eostre, Ester, Estrus, (Estrus is when an animal goes into heat; mating season) Oestrus, Oistros, and Ostara. Again, the “Lamb of God” was stolen from the Zodiac sign of Aries the Ram which occurs every spring.
deluded christian fools all over the world blaspheme our Original Gods and worship jewish invented imposter SHIT.
Those of us who are able to should honor Astaroth, performing a ritual to her or even lighting a candle. Egg coloring, egg hunting, candy baskets, and other celebrations are also Pagan/Satanic in origin and have NOTHING to do with that worthless nazarene. These celebrations need to be kept alive, as the enemy tries to destroy them, especially xian fundies such as jewhova’s witnesses and other related idiots.
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OHYA! >:D Thank YOU Zombie Jesus!
Best Religion ever. I’m willing to follow it!
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When are you people gonna grasp the meaning of the first amendment and stop wasting your time trying to get things banned? Newsflash: Blasphemy is not against the law.
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“Blasphemy is not against the law.”
It’s not against the law but it should be
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I know, god forbid that anybody having an opinion that differs from your own be allowed to express themselves freely. Scary world.
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If you want blasphemy to be outlawed, go live in a country where they have Sharia law. That way you can have anyone you want killed for offending you. Get off your high horse.
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Radical Muslims (akin to their fundamentalist Christian counterparts who wrote this article) merely attempt to substitute one fallacious self-righteous theocracy of hatred and self-delusion with one of their own. Who can blame them? Christians started murdering them for their own good hundreds of years ago, and thanks to the miracle of oil, are still doing it.
Long story short, belief CAN be a good thing, if based upon some reasonable proof. Faith less so, because by definition it demands the suspension of rational thought. At least faith can have a positive impact on a persons outlook and actions.
Organised religion, however, is pure evil incarnate, and has historically brought more suffering to this planet than any other single force.
If you truly wish to be enlightened, cast off the manacles of religions organised by deceitful and greedy men, and embrace the only pure path – rational thought. You’ll find it very liberating.
- Chris, liberated from schizophrenic “Christian” fanaticism nearly 2 decades ago, when I embraced personal responsibility over the concept of an invisible friend who tells me what to do.
There is a modern allegory of this which children apply on a daily basis. “My dad can beat up your dad”. Invariably, any father figure so referenced either doesn’t exist, or has no interest in beating up anyone else’s dad, let alone punish someone else’s child.
If you have to threaten someone into loving you, their love will not be genuine. It will be a gesture based on fear, a reaction to unreasonable force, in the same way that a beaten dog will tuck its tail between its legs and approach its master when ordered, or similar to the way a beaten woman refuses to leave her abusive husband for fear of the retribution she might face from him.
If God were to exist, why would I want to follow someone so obviously abusive and psychopathic? I would rather face almost any alternative fate. To bow to the will of such a malevolent being is to condone the cruelty for which he stands.
Fortunately, there is an alternative. Since I have no relationship with (or belief in) any such force, and such a force has neither had any effect on me, nor even been proven to exist in my world,
I am free to live my life unencumbered by the bonds of mortal (and for that matter, immortal) fear, and can use rational thought and personal responsibility as my guide in order to live a good, moral, and harmonious life in which I strive to help everyone around me.
To wit, I have this to offer – is that not also the goal of Christianity, or any of a number of other faiths? To become better people? The difference is that I do not have to live in fear or delusion, and that I do what is right *because* it is right, and not out of fear. My actions are not contrived.
If God exists, and can see the heart, I believe he would approve, for I live to the letter of his law (as dictated in the so-called New Testament) better than 99.9 percent of those actually professing to be his followers. Including the ones who wrote this article.
As an aside, the concept of Hell was a pagan concept adopted into the various branches of Christianity over time as a result of adopting it into the pre-existing christian faith during the First Council of Nicea in 325 of our Common Era, and did not exist in biblical doctrine or practice prior to this date. It was a concession made by the corrupt bishops of the day in order to aid in the political conversion of (pagan) Rome into a perceived (basically) Christian state, thereby solidifying Constantine’s rule over both pagans and Christians alike by marrying church with state (another thing forbidden in the Bible).
It was an attempt to appease all religious elements by adopting parts of each faith into one, totalitarian and ultimately corrupt, “religion-slash-empire”. The entire doctrine of modern “Christianity” is a patchwork of pagan beliefs over a thin veneer of ancient (undoubtedly lost) first-century Christian faith.
Interestingly, it was also at this very same Council of Nicea that the pagan tradition of Ostara/Eostre was adopted into the new Christian faith, as contrived by the bishops and Constantine and permanently canonized in a document called the Nicean Creed.
To put it bluntly, anyone who believes in Hellfire or who celebrates either Christmas or Easter is a pagan. Worse, from a biblical perspective, they are an apostate, which is the one crime the bible dictates is unforgivable.
If it true that by your own law, you are judged, then it is, sadly, you, who would be damned to eternal torment. If of course, that were a Christian belief. Good thing for you that it is NOT!
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well most christians are mindless Zombies and why not make fun of them they make it so easy plus they mock everybody else’s values they love to cast the first stone and then cry like little bitches when we throw the stones back at them
I will say this though the story of the Jesus rising from the dead is a great place to fine some great contradictions in the bible which not only proves that it was written by men but stupid men that cant get they basic parts of a story right
personally Im sick of tired of christians playing the victims card when they have nothing to bitch about actually nobody is oppressing them they are free to worship here as the please they only get conflict when they try to force their views on others if you dont want to get mocked then dont put your shit in our face because you know what we will call you out on it
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It is under Sharia Law, which is already being implemented in this great country of ours.
http://christwire.org/?s=sharia+law
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Ice Van Winkle- I’ve heard that allegation that Sharia Law is being implemented, but I never hear any evidence. Would you be so kind as to point to a link documenting implementation of Sharia Law (implementing, not a link referencing references of allegations)
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Good, good – paranoia, straw-man arguments, truly you understand the weakness of your own position when you must depart so far from the truth to defend it.
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HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!
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What’s amazing is seeing how much Christians enjoy fantasizing the punishments non-Christians will get for laughing at their mythology.
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day! I hope you enjoy your flesh snacks and blood drinks today.
Just don’t come ‘Ghaa’ing at my door or you’ll get the ‘double tap’.
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Just to clarify, ridiculing Christianity is a tool to help you see what silliness it truly is. You are grown adults talking to an invisible man, based on a book edited by Constantine over 1700 years ago and multiple Catholics over the last millennium; doesn’t that trouble you in the least? The hope of millions of people across the world is that we can live in peace and harmony, without the need for any God. If that idea scares you, it may as well should. It takes a great deal of mental fortitude to leave behind the parent figure of God and become self-reliant; most human beings aren’t ready for this idea. Yet, we hold hope you will visualize it like we do, and awaken to the world anew. Good luck to you all.
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Thanks for the pictures, they were hilarious. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
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Part of the reason this country of ours is suffering so much today is that children and young people are afraid of hard work, instead they live in these zombie fantasy worlds and dungeons and dragons wearing makeup and black gowns. They think it’s all fun and games but not only are they hurting the economy, but they’re growing up without faith. When all you have around you is these gothic and zombie images, you fall into darkness and soon only find comfort in hate and satanism.
“Since the children have flesh and blood, he too shared in their humanity so that by his death he might destroy him who holds the power of death — that is, the devil — and free those who all their lives were held in slavery by their fear of death.” –Hebrews 2: 14, 15
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I’ve never actually heard someone suggest that contributing to the capitalist economy is the moral thing to do. I mean, what choice do we have? It’s either work or starve. Kind of like “gimme the money or I shoot”, no?
But, yeah, that idea is totally your own invention. There’s nothing in the Bible about contributing to the economy being “moral”. If anything, it’s the opposite, as profiting off of someone else just means that the other person has less money. Isn’t that like the opposite of what the Bible says?
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What? You think those games and cloaks are cheap do you? It’s not like they are nicking all of them you know. It takes work to earn the capital, and some effort to put them on a credit card. Now, let’s talk about the Christian tenet of saving…..
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You got a gay hard on for jesus
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People seem to miss a major part of the point of these zombie Jesus depictions. From the atheist perspective, Jesus either did not exist or was not divine and did not take part in many of the stories attributed to him. To the atheist, belief in the resurrection is equivalent to belief in the Alice in Wonderland story. It is considered to be ridiculous. “Zombie Jesus” accentuates how ridiculous the atheist perceives the resurrection to be. On the flip side, Christianity generally believes atheists will be eternally punished after death for not accepting Jesus. Atheists do not believe this and may tire of constantly being told that Christians believe atheists are doomed. If Christians are going to find zombie Jesus offensive, they have to accept that atheists may think being preached to about salvation is offensive as well.
If Christians expect others to put up with their potentially offensive witnessing/preaching/evangelism then it is only right that they put up with the “offensive disbelief” of others.
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“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” –Isaiah 41:10.
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“Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. ” –Matthew, 7.
This post is a little quick on the hellfire and eternal damnation. The author should remember that there’s only one final arbiter.
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That is one of the most misunderstood and overused quotes from the Bible. If Christian leaders can’t judge immorality, than who can? Should we just let the pedophiles and criminals do want they want because we’re too politically correct to “judge” them? You are simplistic and have no backbone of faith. it’s people like you who are destroying what’s left of this country with your slippery slope liberalism and uncontrolled sexual urges. This is not the hippie 60s so quit your drugs and work on making this world better– get a job, let a woman make you honest. Contribute to the economy!
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tell that to your Pope and your priest Billings those scumbags just love to have their dick sucked By altar Boy we alls ee it on news ( and since religion is religion we knew it ) in a total of 200 000 children has been raped By priest
the Vatican also contributed in selling weapon to afghanistan iraq and Iran as well so they are the Biggest criminal ever
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I agree, that quote is a bit overused. It does not a command, it is a caution. Please, feel free to judge all you want, but know that in so doing, you will be held to a much higher standard than those you judge.
Disclaimer: This is only an interpretation of what some man wrote in a book about a person that didn’t exist.
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Misunderstood? How exactly is it misunderstood? It says right there, don’t judge other people, so instead of listening to that, you decide to interpret it the way you want to and then proceed to make no less than three judgements on someone you haven’t even MET, and it’s HIGHLY likely most of them are outright false.
So let’s see, you’ve committed the sin of pride (only Christian leaders can judge), greed (get a job and help the economy), lust (get a woman to make you honest) and slander. Ok, slander isn’t a deadly sin, it’s just being an a**.
I don’t know what kind of “church” you go to, but it sounds a lot like the Westboro Baptist church. You protest soldier’s funerals while you’re nitpicking on everyone else’s imaginary faults? Maybe stomp on the flag a little, wipe your ass with it, and praise a little Jesus on the side to make yourself feel better?
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No it is not the 60′s, it is 2010. Good observation:)
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, Christianity – defying logic since Constantine.
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Christian leaders ARE pedophiles and criminals.
Religion does not make you ethically sound or have a more legitimate faculty for judgement than non-religious.
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Shall I use small words?
No, the leaders of Christianity are not all-knowing omnibenevolent moral geniuses. They’re people, despite their title and are falible as any human. Most of us do NOT need them to tell us what is and isn’t moral.
There is such a thing as moral truth, mate. It’s based on the idea that morals should be founded on intelligent reasoning and prevention of human suffering, not a voice in a storm.
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Ummm…just to stoke the fires…may I be so bold as to remind you that a lot of those nameless/faceless paedophiles you’re referring to are priests of the Christian/Catholic religion you put so much stock in?
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Quoting a book that Atheists don’t believe in does nothing to convince us that you’re right. Try using common sense and believing in the mounds of evidence that prove evolution, not believing in a book that contradicts itself at every turn of the page.
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He didn’t actually bring up evolution, so this response is puzzling.
Taken out of context -say, if that quote was written by Aristotle- would it automatically be condemned by your ilk as untrue? No.
Atheists need to learn the difference between science and philosophy. Science is a way to discover the truth, and can be proven. Philosophy is a way to explain what -might- be, or a way to look at things that already are.
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Hey, don’t forget this gem.
I was a christian for about the first 23 years of my life. It is hard to respect anything that perpetrates such atrocities and is so hateful and xenophobic. IT is also hard to respect something that does not exist.
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I request this image please be removed. Thank you.
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Perhaps instead of requesting censorship you should in turn post an image of an atheist standing in a pit of fire.
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Awww, poor douchenozzle iz butthurt?
Get in line ftard…
(rolls eyes)
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I request this remove request please be removed. Thank you.
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Well done.
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Hah! Funny pics! You guys should do such articles more often. XD
btw, greetings from reddit.
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
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Jesus has been dead for thousands of years. When you die, you will become compost, and nothing more. GROW UP YOU FUCKING STUPID CHILDREN!
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Well actually, there is no evidence outside the bible that jesus or anyone like him ever really existed. These are myths, plain and simple. Not only do christian morons have to give up having invisible friends, they have to give up the hope that this guy did lived and did die for them. He didn’t. Christians, like the rest of us, are on our own.
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You’re right; by your philosophy, life sucks and then you die and cease to exist. The only people who ever loved you were your family (their instinctive protection of offspring), your friends (mutually beneficial for social/emotional bonding), and perhaps a mate (driven only by sexual urges, no doubt). Christians are clearly retarded for the sole reason that they consider others worth saving (from natural disasters or an alleged Final Death).
You are most definitely wiser for having no hope.
Now see, that’s just a terrible way to look at things.
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These Christians continue to disrespect our ancient Anglo Saxon godess Eostre with their god and jesus mythologies, I find their attempted assimilation of our spring fertility ritual to be highly offensive. I think it may be because they are afraid of hard work and are simply trying to infect our pure bodily fluids with their prevert religion!!!
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Thank you for such a well thought out and written piece. I needed a good laugh this morning, and your “Please order your women/children to exit the room before review” comment had me on the floor howling in laughter.
The Bible was written, edited, and twisted by man.
If Jesus did exist, he was just a normal guy trying to do good things for people. A socialist, if you will. …and yes, you might want to read up on the definition of socialism and communism.
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Haha love the video. And thanks for the great pics I can share on FB now!
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Haha, thanks for the pictures, these are a gold mine i will continue to use into the future for my zombie jesus purposes.
Also you said over 2000 years ago today, it was over 2000 years ago friday. Learn2Christianity.
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hahahaha, oh man.
You guys know what keeps me going? The churches are losing numbers, drastically. In another 100 years, religion will be the minority.
100 yeas is an estimate, but you get the picture. Religion will slowly lose it’s control over people’s minds, and in turn, the government. This will finally free as all from the mental slavery, oppression, and hate religion brings.
All Praise the FSM!
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ANd Maybe the world will be at peace after the Religion Nutsjob Got vanished in history
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Right, because Benito Mussolini, Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, and Nicolae Ceausescu were known for their Christianity.
(Notice I didn’t mention Adolf Hitler? He, unlike the others I mentioned, claimed to be a Christian.)
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those dictators didn’t kill people because they wanted them to stop believing in god, or start believing in evolution. They killed for the idea of earthly power. You know, like when popes sent crusaders to eviscerate everyone in the “holy” land.
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2 Timothy 4:1-5
1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; 2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. 3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. 5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
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Well of course it was prophesied. When you make something up so preposterous as christianity, you expect that people will mock it in disbelief. Nobody believes Godzilla is real because it is just too fantastic.
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When you rely on a rule that basically says “If you disagree with me, that proves I’m right” you immediately fail.
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A reasoned pick from the bible, however, I present a theological exercise to you:
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
-Stephen Roberts
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This needs to be read, re-read and understood by all believers.
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Happy Zombie Day everybody!!!
ps. if we really wanted to be morally repulsive,
we could have just quoted scripture from the buy bull.
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Here is one I made a few years back… happy Zombie day!
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Okay this is going over the line. I am offended so someone please do something.
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Well, many of us are deeply offended by christianity, won’t somebody please do something?
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Actually, I believe the Muslims already ARE trying to do something about it. That is, to substitute one fallacious self-righteous theocracy of hatred and self-delusion with one of their own.
Belief can be a good thing, if based upon some reasonable proof. Faith less so, because by definition it demands the suspension of rational thought. Religion, however, is pure evil incarnate, and has historically brought more suffering to this planet than any other single force.
If you truly wish to be enlightened, cast off the manacles of religions organised by deceitful and greedy men, and embrace the only pure path – rational thought. You’ll find it very liberating.
- Chris, liberated from schizophrenic “Christian” fanaticism nearly 2 decades ago, when I embraced personal responsibility over the concept of an invisible friend who tells me what to do.
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I am deeply offended by your theft of every religion you come across in order christianize it. Someone please do something.
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Okay…
(sets offended person on fire)
There ya go…you’re happy now, right?
lol
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Wow, this is over the line.
Carry on.
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the disrespect displayed by the religious is far more dangerous than mere poking fun. pretending to always have the upper moral hand simply by claiming your way of thinking is 100% truth based on no observable evidence is simply fraud. YOUR little invisible man club has wiped out entire people, raped and pillaged, and spits venomous hate-speech towards different or poorer people – whom you were instructed to love by the savior you laud ad nauseum! it’s really sickening to anyone who truly tries to step outside the box and observe it for what it is: child abuse and stifling people’s freedom.
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This author is a hypocrite. He bad mouths atheists left and right then whines that we’re mocking his beliefs. What a crock of golden calf manure. At least we’re just making fun of your beliefs we don’t then condemn you to hell, we don’t condemn you to hell because…surprise…there isn’t one.
And I see you still want to treat women as the weaker sex with this line: Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.
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Christians are all misogynists.
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Atheists are all ___________.
(ethnic group I don’t know much about) are all ____.
OH! Wait, that’s right, it’s a fallacy to generalize a whole group of people.
Way to show your superior intellect.
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Bawww, Happy Zombie Jew Day.
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Atheist circle-jerk! Yaaaay!
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Well, you did steal the holiday from the Pagans. Took the celebration of the goddess of fertility, Eostre and made it into the celebration of death. So why not make fun of the stolen holiday?
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first off i would like to say thank you for all the laughs it was great
second Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.
i am offend by this i am a woman i can handle reading this all on my very own thank you and kindly piss off if you think i will allow any man to order me away from reading or viewing anything
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i am so sick of having Christians ram there beliefs down my throat and continuing to tell me just because i do not believe in there so called god i am going to hell. you can take your moral high horse and shove it for all i am concerned. who are you to judge anyone? if i am not mistaken is that not a “sin” to judge other people in your little book of guidelines way to go your actually going to your own hell for being a retard.
welcome to 2010 were most of us have opened our eyes and found out that we can think for ourselves and what we were told as kids is bullshit.
happy zombie jesus day everyone
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Happy Holy Zombie Day!!!
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Easter is about love and respect
Oh, if only that were the case! Easter is about eggs and buying shatty presents for your kids, and dying eggs. It’s the attempt of Christianity to subvert the pagan holiday of life at the spring equinox, which worships new life and reproduction of springtime, thus the eggs and bunnies. (have you ever wondered where Jesus fits with eggs and bunnies?)
Christianity is NOT about love and respect, either. Just ask the poor gay couples who cannot marry the love of their life about the love and respect they feel, or the interracial couples just a generation ago who couldn’t, either.
If you want a rap of love and respect, you should start by loving and respecting people!
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So let me get this straight. Your god is awesome and all because he came down in human form to make a blood sacrifice to himself to appease himself for the sins he allowed for his own creations to do, and this is somehow a respectable idea?
We mock because we understand just how ridiculous of things you believe. It’s not our fault you can’t see past your own ignorance. Maybe ask a few logical questions of your faith before you criticize us for having had half the wit to do so before yourself.
You don’t believe in Zeus, Bishnu, or Saturn. Why? That’s exactly why we don’t believe your’s.
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Is this site for real?
As a grown man in a globally connected world, how can this author really truly believe the pure hate that is coming out of his mouth? (or keyboard, I suppose!)
I think the Westboro Baptists have a pew with this fellow’s name on it.
Celebrate, atheists. Global atheism has doubled since 1990.
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>Global atheism has doubled since 1990.
For those who fail to recognize it, this is called evolution.
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I hope that soon Atheism will be the belief of the majority and nonsense will be the view of a shrinking minority.
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6:42 pm
It’s sad to know so many will burn in hell because they refused to open their hearts.
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I did open up my heart to zombie Jesus. But he ate it.
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best comment on here (that i bothered reading)
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He ate my heart and then he ate my brain…
OH NOES I MUST BE A LADY GAGA ZOMBIE!!!
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Open your mouth for me Amber baby. I love ugly women.
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Would it make you feel better if Amber was forced to be silent or if she was forced to wear a veil? Seriously, you are way out of line, The Pope. It is completely acceptable to attack Amber’s ideas, but attacking her for being a woman makes you misogynistic.
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How Christian of you.
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At the end of the day, Hell is all Christians have. The only thing that Christians can offer to those who don’t buy into the mythological tale is some sick revenge fantasy that was invented in the Bronze Age. That is because Christians know that they can’t rationally make the case for God or Christ or Muhammad or Buddha or L Ron Hubbard. They have to resort to horror stories.
Consider this the next time you condemn someone to the fires of hell. Once upon a time there was a man. He allowed his crazy cousin to build a torture chamber in the basement of his house. This man had children. The man was afraid that his children would fail to love him. The man said to his children, there is a torture chamber in the basement. If you don’t love me, I will allow my crazy cousin Lucifer to take you to the basement and torture you forever and ever and ever. At any time, the man could have stopped his crazy cousin. At any time, he could have shut down the basement. The man did neither one of these things.
Think about this. Seriously, think about it. Would you ever allow your children to be tortured for ever and ever and ever? There is no crime that they could commit that would warrant such psychotic punishment.
To be certain, you would cry if your children committed a secular crime and had to face a reasonable system of justice. That is not what we are talking about here. We are talking about an insane amount of punishment for no crime at all. There are people who are born, live and die without ever becoming exposed to Christianity. They get to burn forever. Consider all of Jews who died in Nazi Concentration Camps. They, also, get to burn for ever. This is monumentally unfair. And don’t tell me god is mysterious. There is nothing mysterious about being a cruel, sadistic monster.
There is a reason, of course, why you are far more moral and just than the god that you worship. The reason is that the god you worship was made up in the Bronze Age. He is not real. He is a poor work of fiction.
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Christianity is a religion that consigns most of humanity to eternal hellfire and unimaginable suffering and pain. Ultimately, 98% of every human that has every lived will be tortured forever, and 2% will be allowed to live with the God who is torturing the other 98%
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This should not make you sad. It should make you leap for joy knowing that all of us wretched sinners and blasphemers will get what’s coming to us: An eternity of horrid torture for a few years of badmouthing religion….because God loves us.
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There is no such thing as hell.
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What’s all the fuss about? It’s in the Bible after all…
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OMG those are priceless! Thank you so much for the laughs.
And hey if you’re allowed to tell me that jesus died for my sins, I’m allowed to tell you that you’re in fact wrong, jesus never existed.
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I don’t see why so many people, even athiests, have such a beef sometimes about the actual historicity of the man Jesus. They go as far as to mock religion and not hold any theistic faith, but question the historicity of the man and you’ll get shit?
Sorry, going on kind of a rant. But it’s refreshing to hear people say things like this. Jesus almost certainly never existed.
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Filth. Im offended and pray everyone who thinks it’s funny enjoys when they die how they BURN because Christ DIED TODAY FOR YOU MORAN. I guess what they say is true about a dog that bites the masters hand well just know when you are put down you get to have an eternity in hell.
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Is this satire? What is a ‘moran’? Surely you don’t mean ‘moron’…?
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7:55 am
The comment was directed towards well-known Irish comedian Dylan Moran.
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Abe how many dead people did you survey?
You know, you’re probably going to be reincarnated as a dog. That is too bad.
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This has to be a joke post. Just look at the avatar picture.
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I shared this with Amber. Now, I will share with you. You Christians sure do love to threaten people with hellfire and damnation.
At the end of the day, Hell is all Christians have. The only thing that Christians can offer to those who don’t buy into the mythological tale is some sick revenge fantasy that was invented in the Bronze Age. That is because Christians know that they can’t rationally make the case for God or Christ or Muhammad or Buddha or L Ron Hubbard. They have to resort to horror stories.
Consider this the next time you condemn someone to the fires of hell. Once upon a time there was a man. He allowed his crazy cousin to build a torture chamber in the basement of his house. This man had children. The man was afraid that his children would fail to love him. The man said to his children, there is a torture chamber in the basement. If you don’t love me, I will allow my crazy cousin Lucifer to take you to the basement and torture you forever and ever and ever. At any time, the man could have stopped his crazy cousin. At any time, he could have shut down the basement. The man did neither one of these things.
Think about this. Seriously, think about it. Would you ever allow your children to be tortured for ever and ever and ever? There is no crime that they could commit that would warrant such psychotic punishment.
To be certain, you would cry if your children committed a secular crime and had to face a reasonable system of justice. That is not what we are talking about here. We are talking about an insane amount of punishment for no crime at all. There are people who are born, live and die without ever becoming exposed to Christianity. They get to burn forever. Consider all of Jews who died in Nazi Concentration Camps. They, also, get to burn for ever. This is monumentally unfair. And don’t tell me god is mysterious. There is nothing mysterious about being a cruel, sadistic monster.
There is a reason, of course, why you are far more moral and just than the god that you worship. The reason is that the god you worship was made up in the Bronze Age. He is not real. He is a poor work of fiction.
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7:19 pm
Hahaha. Burn in hell. The classic bullshit empty threat. The only hell there is is the one you live in right now. The hell you created for yourself by damning and condemning so many of your fellow humans. You are the personification of utter ignorance, hate, stupidity, and spite.
There is no hell. There is no heavan. Only this life. And I choose to live it to its fullest with my eyes WIDE OPEN. Now go back to your zombie worship and get out of my sight! Frigen retard…
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10:08 am
There is a modern allegory of this which children apply on a daily basis. “My dad can beat up your dad”. Invariably, any father figure so referenced either doesn’t exist, or has no interest in beating up anyone else’s dad, let alone punish someone else’s child.
If you have to threaten someone into loving you, their love will not be genuine. It will be a gesture based on fear, a reaction to unreasonable force, in the same way that a beaten dog will tuck its tail between its legs and approach its master when ordered, or similar to the way a beaten woman refuses to leave her abusive husband for fear of the retribution she might face from him.
If God were to exist, why would I want to follow someone so obviously abusive and psychopathic? I would rather face almost any alternative fate. To bow to the will of such a malevolent being is to condone the cruelty for which he stands.
Fortunately, there is an alternative. Since I have no relationship with (or belief in) any such force, and such a force has neither had any effect on me, nor even been proven to exist in my world,
I am free to live my life unencumbered by the bonds of mortal (and for that matter, immortal) fear, and can use rational thought and personal responsibility as my guide in order to live a good, moral, and harmonious life in which I strive to help everyone around me.
To wit, I have this to offer – is that not also the goal of Christianity, or any of a number of other faiths? To become better people? The difference is that I do not have to live in fear or delusion, and that I do what is right *because* it is right, and not out of fear. My actions are not contrived.
If God exists, and can see the heart, I believe he would approve, for I live to the letter of his law (as dictated in the so-called New Testament) better than 99.9 percent of those actually professing to be his followers. Including the ones who wrote this article.
As an aside, the concept of Hell was a pagan concept adopted into the various branches of Christianity over time as a result of adopting it into the pre-existing christian faith during the First Council of Nicea in 325 of our Common Era, and did not exist in biblical doctrine or practice prior to this date. It was a concession made by the corrupt bishops of the day in order to aid in the political conversion of (pagan) Rome into a perceived (basically) Christian state, thereby solidifying Constantine’s rule over both pagans and Christians alike by marrying church with state (another thing forbidden in the Bible).
It was an attempt to appease all religious elements by adopting parts of each faith into one, totalitarian and ultimately corrupt, “religion-slash-empire”. The entire doctrine of modern “Christianity” is a patchwork of pagan beliefs over a thin veneer of ancient (undoubtedly lost) first-century Christian faith.
Interestingly, it was also at this very same Council of Nicea that the pagan tradition of Ostara/Eostre was adopted into the new Christian faith, as contrived by the bishops and Constantine and permanently canonized in a document called the Nicean Creed.
To put it bluntly, anyone who believes in Hellfire or who celebrates either Christmas or Easter is a pagan. Worse, from a biblical perspective, they are an apostate, which is the one crime the bible dictates is unforgivable.
If it true that by your own law, you are judged, then it is, sadly, you, who would be damned to eternal torment. If of course, that were a Christian belief. Good thing for you that it is NOT!
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6:56 pm
“order your women/children to leave”
For they are not strong enough to make a decision
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“God’s nation of America”? See, this is why we think you’re insane. You just made that up. It’s not even in the Bible. You’re just an egomaniacal nationalist.
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I think what Mr. Reagan said is the key to understanding this people.
2 Timothy 4:1-5
1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; 2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. 3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. 5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
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I made this for Zombie Day
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Religion makes me lol. I’m so happy it’s fading away. On the bottom of this site is a section called ‘Moral Alerts’ and below it reads “Currently praying to decide who needs boycotting. Please check back soon.” Hahahaha. What an imagination!
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You call these people “childish,” yet you still hold onto the belief that your imaginary friend is, in fact, real, and created everything?
That’s a pretty childish belief. Once I grew up a little bit, I was able to separate reality from fairy tales. Apparently, you’ve just never grown up.
Happy Zombie Jesus day, everyone.
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9:12 pm
“Please order your women”
Order? Your? Sorry, you don’t own them, despite what you may think.
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This one’s mine
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HAHAHAHAHAHA – This is a Cristian site and still slammed with anti-Jesus comments. You religious morons. What is going to happen when YOU die and there are no pearly gates, no St. Peter, etc. Grow up and take responsibility for yourself. There is no safety net. The sooner you realize, the easier your “transition” will be — and hey, if there is a heaven, etc., bonus! But to spend your “awakened” life bound by the rules of a book written by MEN a couple THOUSAND years ago is absolute insanity. Do you understand that this is FLAT EARTH mentality? Gawd you are all so stupid.
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Well, I would love to see the disappointment on chritians’ faces when they realize that their religion is nothing more than fantasy, but since I don’t believe in any kind of afterlife, unfortunately, I also don’t think they’ll have that final letdown.
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10:11 pm
“Buddy Christ” in a zombie walk… Genius!
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10:16 pm
Burn! All you sinners will burn!
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Calm down.
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LOL, Why are all the “godly, goody two-shoes” types the ones that are being mean spirited jack-holes?! The Atheists are the nice and intelligent ones? Oh ya, i forgot this is real life…and thats just the way it is.
For being a christian site there are very few Christians here.
Oh and PS. WE DONT BELIEVE IN HELL! TELLING US TO BURN IS STUPID!
Read more books, not just that moldy old tome from the hotel nightstand.
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Again, I would reiterate that the concept of hellfire is pagan (Babylonian, actually).
By professing a belief in both hellfire and Christianity, you are an apostate, and according to the bible, a sinner who is guilty of the only sin that is incapable of being forgiven by God.
“…the concept of Hell was a pagan concept adopted into the various branches of Christianity over time as a result of adopting it into the pre-existing christian faith during the First Council of Nicea in 325 of our Common Era, and did not exist in biblical doctrine or practice prior to this date. It was a concession made by the corrupt bishops of the day in order to aid in the political conversion of (pagan) Rome into a perceived (basically) Christian state, thereby solidifying Constantine’s rule over both pagans and Christians alike by marrying church with state (another thing forbidden in the Bible)…
Interestingly, it was also at this very same Council of Nicea that the pagan tradition of Ostara/Eostre was adopted into the new Christian faith, as contrived by the bishops and Constantine and permanently canonized in a document called the Nicean Creed.”
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Wow! The best you can come up with is, “Burn! All you sinners will burn!” Well, golly gee, I’m convinced now. Looks like I need to take my ass to church and repent. Now I’m in for a lifetime of fantasy and delusion! Woo hoo!
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2:24 pm
You’re a pyromaniac
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10:16 pm
“Please order your women/children to exit the room”
Really? Women can’t handle a few parody images? That’s pretty damn condescending.
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Neither funny nor accurate. Christians who follow Jesus do not believe that Atheists will go to hell and be tormented forever. Its much easier and basic, non-believers will die and that is the end of their existence. Period.
Christians will live eternally with their Savior for believing by faith first. The greatest loss will be their life. Its really a simple choice to make. The choice is live for today or live forever. Easy! If you live a good, Christ-like life who does it hurt? When you die you go to Heaven. The other path is really for someone self centered, foolish and unwilling to see beyond today.
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People like you are the reason the Vatican is in chaos and shambles this week. Stop apologizing for the message of Christ and start teaching it.
II Timothy 2:15: Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightfully dividing the Word of Truth.
Nowhere in there are we instructed to pretend that gays will not burn in hell for having relations with those of the same gender and molesting children. Nowhere in there are we told we have to tell abortionists that it is fine for them to violate God’s creation by aborting developing human beings, lives ordained by God and removed by man’s knowledge of evil.
The scripture tells us not to be ashamed and to rightfully divide the Word of Truth. The Bible tells us to “go out into the highway and and hedges and compel them to come”.
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if Vatican is In chaos is because christian are a Bunch of sexual rapist pedophile Thats all
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“go out into the highway and and hedges and compel them to come”.
Lass near us got a right reputation for doing that!
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I agree. BUT, i dont need religion to be my moral compass. If there is a God (unlikely) then why is he such an ego maniac that we have to worship him/her/it. mmmmmm, if heaven exsists i dont think telling a pedo-priest what you did wrong “makes it all better”. Live your life the way you wanna live it. if that means being a jerk ass and killin a bunch of people..well. BUT i and all my Atheist friends are very nice people.
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Did you just say that gay people molest children? Wow. That is just not true. Of course, neither is your religion, so I guess you’re used to believing in things that aren’t real.
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4:07 pm
Homosexuals are the villains of childhood.
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I’ve been gay as long as I can remember, and I’ve never molested any children…can you say the same? Loser.
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Whether you believe we’re going to burn in hell or not, you’re still deluded. Christianity = fantasy.
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10:33 pm
“A little less than 2,000 years ago today, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ laid down his life on Calvary so that all of our sins may be forgiven.”
yet this and all other sins are unforgivable… seriously god can’t just say i forgive you all and the punish us. basicly god himself gave us a free pass it’s in the bible and i can do whatever the fuck i please even if god exsist because he himself said he’ll forgive me.
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10:37 pm
Probably only valid if we repent like all the other little drones…
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11:19 pm
>Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.
Wow.
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11:42 pm
Do you have the temperature data to show that hell is hotter than the sun?? Nothing personal, just a lot of people getting caught ‘cooking’ the numbers if you know what I mean.
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Have you actually read your own holy scripture? According to your own mythology, Jesus’ sacrifice was nothing. He sacrificed himself to himself in order to honor a law that he had made. However, it is okay. It was not a real sacrifice. After three days he comes back to life more powerful than ever before. He is like Obi Wan Kenobi.
That is a sacrifice anyone could endure. I would gladly suffer torture and humiliation and death if I knew that it would save the people I love and care about. By the way, I am not talking about some joke sacrifice either in which you get to come back to life after three days.
I’ll even go one better. The salvation would not have to be eternal. If I could just be assured that the people I love and care about live a long and productive life, I would gladly suffer the death that Jesus is alleged to have suffered.
Think about it. The mythical sacrifice was no big deal.
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Thanks for posting all of those great picture jokes. I right-clicked and saved each one to my computer….so now it is easier for me to wish people a Happy Zombie Jesus Day !!!
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Don’t forget….Jesus and God are as real as Santa!
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My favorite bit of blasphemy is the comic where God is endlessly reincarnated into the bodies of Moses, Jesus, Torquemada and Hitler:
http://www.needcomics.com/Locus/page/150/
The comic’s not all about that, but it’s in there. It’s a fun read, too.
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I actually wasn’t aware of this “Zombie Jesus” trend until you brought it to my attention. You’re making mountains out of molehills, and trust me; if anything, it’s hurting your cause.
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I can’t believe you missed this one…
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5:03 am
Why can’t women and children see it? Pretty Sexist, man The real Jesus was a man like any other. And sorry, if you think he was brought back, that’s clearly a zombie!
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8:34 am
Haha! These were great! Thanks for posting, I got a huge laugh! Happy Zombie Jesus day!
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8:37 am
The only actual offense of some of the Zombie Jesus material I’ve seen is that it’s not actually funny (though that German magazine cover is perfect). At any rate, on what basis should religious icons exist outside the scope of our scrutiny, criticisms, and senses of humor? Did you take this amount of offense during the George W. Bush presidency, throughout which he was victim of more mockery than anybody in our culture? I doubt it. And I don’t think Jesus should be talked about any differently; it’s also fair to treat Him as an adult. I personally am not interested in trashing for the sake of trashing, but people have had enough of religious bullying, and pushing back via parody and satire is not only more than justified, but also it’s far more humane than how most religious persons behave when they get angry.
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8:42 am
Serious overreaction. “atheists have no heart”
It’s a little joke. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.
Atheists are entitled to their own views, as are the followers of every single religion. So just leave this alone. Don’t make a huge deal out of it.
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9:49 am
This article offends me, to think that all atheist are sin loving individuals is just ridiculous…maybe a bit true, but i don’t go around thinking there is no consequence to my actions, unlike the majority of christians who spend their days doing what they please and when the right time comes say “jesus you have found me” (and slowly sucks his brains afterwards). Please go back to the hole you rose from and let us feast on the inter-webs filled with zombies, games, and sexual deviancy.
Happy Be-lated Zombie Jesus Day!
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11:10 am
Reddit much be a left wing company! They pulled our link from their site!
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Jesus was not a zombie. On rising from the dead, he had intellect, a mind, and could converse. These are not the signs of a zombie; he may have been a Revenant or (very unlikely) a Lich, but he wasn’t a zombie. I’m going with Revenant, personally.
I suppose that makes me a splitter from the zombie cult.
So be it.
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12:24 pm
Let me get this straight: You christians are upset that atheists are critical, via the satire of cartoons, of your religion. You think it horrible that we (atheists) make fun of your superstitions.
I would respond by saying I don’t think it funny that you (christians) have petitioned the legislature to enact laws in many states, in spite of a direct prohibition of it in the US Constitution, that prohibit atheists from holding elected or appointed office or from serving on juries. Are you afraid of free thought, rational thought?
Are you all as intellectually challenged as you appear to be? — Here’s a graph showing a correlation between adherence to religion vs IQ. It does not look good for your side.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3500000/IQ-v-Religion-graph-atheism-3511654-510-289.gif
I do like the collection of anti-religious cartoons, however. Thanks! I added many of them to my collection.
Now, go suck the big one.
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We are upset not because we are hurt by your attempts to derail us from righteousness.
We are upset because we see each and every atheist as one made in God’s image who spurns Our Lord and the path He has laid out for us all to Salvation.
We are upset because we know that your churlish hedonistic outlook will bring you some pleasures during your short time upon this earth; but will cost you eternal damnation.
It hurts us, not for ourselves, but because as we are all God’s children in His image, we see ourselves in you, and we see how you throw all that God has provided for you away; and we cry for your souls.
Then you mock us for our efforts to save those that we can.
It is truly sad, and you will think our concern hilarious; yet still we will cry for you when you are judged.
So cling to your false idols and your false and erroneous sciences but let it be known that the raft that you cling to will only float for some time; it will not hold and you will drown. God is always here to throw you a lifebelt should you choose to take it.
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Man, I miss George Carlin
I don’t believe in God more than I believe in Gandalf…they were both fictional characters invented by man
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It’s called freedom of expression, imbecile.
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4:30 pm
“A little less than 2,000 years ago today, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ laid down his life on Calvary so that all of our sins may be forgiven.”
The common understanding is that it was about 2010 years ago, actually.
“How sick is it that there are people on Earth who after hearing the beautiful Passion story, they still try to deny Christ and even mock him? These new age heathens still dare to defy Christ, though now he is upon his throne in heaven and awaiting them to follow his love.”
It’s kind of hard to preset hard evidence for something that happened over 2000 years ago, which is why many people are not Christians.
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5:19 pm
Liberal dogs.
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Woof Woof!
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4:13 pm
Religious nutjob.
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8:40 pm
How about this? This is an actual published comic.
And while we’re on the subject:
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Hahaha
Those are a good laugh. And when I rot in the ground I’ll still chuckle at the thought of this site making a big deal out of an internet gag
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5:23 am
>>>>>>I’ve never actually heard someone suggest that contributing to the capitalist economy is the moral thing to do. I mean, what choice do we have? It’s either work or starve. Kind of like “gimme the money or I shoot”, no?
Not exactly. “Stop or I shoot” means I am taking YOUR money. “Work if you want to get paid” merely means I won’t give you MY money for nothing.
Of course, you can practice what you preach. I, too, want money without having to work for it. When are you sending me some?
Or did you mean it’s only unfair that people don’t give YOU money without you doing anything to earn it, not that it’s unfair for YOU not to give money to others without them doing anything to earn it?
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5:59 pm
Remember that Paul rejected and persecuted Christians severely; that is, until he decided to spread Christianity throughout the worlk and throughout the ages. Any of you taking over?
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it has been while since i trolled here last time lets see…
Zombie jeesus… good good
billings ranting about morality etc. yep yep
things havent changed a bit…
FANTASTIC i can still say this
Mr. Billins
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Respect is a TWO way street.
“He who is without sin, cast the first stone”.
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Dear Christians
With all due respect (and you should really think about what I mean when I say that), shut up.
The zombie-Christ jokes will continue until your religion becomes at least marginally less ridiculous. Look to things like Buddhism for inspiration, which are at least vague and abstract enough that no one really knows exactly what they believe. It’s hard to insult a religion when you can’t pin it down. Frankly, I feel like the whole son-of-god, is-he-isn’t-he-dead bit is holding you all back. You should probably just write all of that nonsense out.
Keep all the parts about hell, though; they really attract the unnecessarily terrified to your cause. Leave in the whole instant redemption–>heaven, too. I feel like that appeals to everyone who’s ever murdered a person and wants eternal bliss anyway. Have you ever heard of FSM? Because their heaven has a beer volcano and strippers, and I think adapting some of those ideas might really help.
Sincerely,
A well-intentioned atheist
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ahahaha, hilarious post, thanks for the laugh. Oh you silly Christians.
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What makes you think that threatening other human beings with hell is somehow worthy of respect?
Your “Passion story” not beautiful, it is terrible, ridiculous and inhuman. You find human sacrifice beautiful? You find god demanding that forgiveness can only come from torture beautiful?
Wake up and smell the zombies.
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lol awesome! I’m so hosting a zombie jesus party next year!
thanks for the tip man!
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8:32 am
Man, this has gotta be the best site ever. Its interesting how the site has been overrun with atheists!
Thnx for the laughs guys xD
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10:49 am
I love how it says “ORDER all women and children to leave”. ORDER. Does the word “control” ring a bell? And your hypocrisy is astounding. “Quit offending us or you’ll burn in hell for eternity.”
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12:35 pm
I feel left out, my zombie Jesus shirt didn’t make the cut.
http://www.zazzle.com/zombie_jesus_tshirt-235965351572029596
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3:50 pm
OK….
I am not an atheist. I am a Druid. You want to talk about taking offense?!?!?! The holiday that the Christians stole from us is called Ostara. It is the celebration of SPRING. Where does the Easter egg, flowers, and Bunnies come when you look at the story of Christ’s resurrection?
Now, to be clear, I respect Christ’s teachings. HIS teachings, not all of the other idiots that came before him or that decided to undo all that Christ was trying to accomplish. Most of Christ’s teachings mirror those of the druids. So that everyone knows, the druids follow a religion that is over 10,000 years old.
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6:15 pm
“Please order your WOMEN/children to exit the room before review.”
I am deeply offended by your sexist comment
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9:41 pm
In respect to the article’s use of the German newspaper cover: Germans did not try to exterminate Jews, Nazis did.
Oh and PS as a nonpracticing Jew I’ve still experienced hate from Christians, so don’t go saying that Jews are Jesus’ “chosen people” when that is quite a hypocritical statement when it comes to a broad view of Christianity.
In the wise words of Gandhi, “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
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8:25 am
You say that you hope Atheists “realize that hell burns hotter than the sun itself”. What are you suggesting by this? If you’re suggesting we will be manifested in physical bodies in hell (which a lot of Christians would disagree with), then any temperature equal to or greater than the temperature of the Sun would incinerate us essentially instantly – a quick death that many would be okay with. If you’re suggesting we manifest in hell as simply souls, away from God (which many Christians would agree with), then due to a lack of nerve endings, synapses and a brain, we would be unable to feel any physical pain induced by such temperatures.
I fail to see your threat.
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9:25 am
While I’m an unapologetic Atheist, I’ve got to say that–
Wait, what? In your link section:
“I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People”
“The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals”
“Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?”
…I’m just going to go ahead and say you’re a satire site. And if you’re not, I’m really ashamed to live in the same country as you all.
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10:22 am
“Please order your women/children”
really???? you jerk. I’m glad your taking the christian bible seriously. Do you sell your daughters too?
At least my atheist family that is based on humanism, not doing something because we’re afraid of going to hell.
Happy solstice and I hope you keep your pagan traditions alive.
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1:38 pm
I am DEEPLY offended, not by these images but by this:
“Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.”
I will NOT be ordered around by a man, you disgusting sexist pig. I can handle a few satirical jokes.
It is no wonder more and more people are leaving Religion every day. Its people like all of you Christians on this site.
I looked around a bit on this site, and I am disgusted.
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2:21 pm
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2008/
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2:22 pm
Oops, my bad.
there
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12:59 am
i have no problem with the fact that i think religion is a destructive force. you people are foul. wake up and see the real world, we need to work together to make what we have here better. i find you all morally reprehensible.
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Its funny as hell that “good christian people” worship a god who condones killing women and children, rape, hatred towards women, slavery, says you should be a good slave, should worship other gods, should be stoned to death for silly things like working on sunday, and says that its ok to have sex with your brother’s wife just so long as you don’t cum on the floor? its all right here for the little bible thumpers who wanna call me a liar. Deut 25:11-12, Genesis 38:8-10, Deut 21:18-21, Deut 20:10-18, Ex 35:2, Lev 20:13, Isaiah 13:13-16, Exodus 21:20-21, Numbers 31:14-18, 1 Tim 2:11-12, Col 3:22-23, Luke 14:26, Deut 22:13-21, Isaiah 40:8. I can’t see how someone who has actually read the bible for themselves could truly be a christian.
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9:20 pm
Great post Derek Van Buren! Thanks for sharing all the pics, they were great!
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10:56 pm
Jesus died for my sins, and came back to eat my brains.
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12:24 am
“This one was very offensive and to whoever sent it, know that you will be judged with the gays, abortionists and NAZIs for that one.” Really, now? You group gays and abortionists with NAZIs?? That’s ridiculous. You’re full of hate.
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12:44 am
Wait…I looked at the rest of the site.. it’s satire, I think.
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10:16 am
Those pictures were hillarious! The video was kind of stupid, but I get the point they were trying to get across.
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7:21 pm
What have these christians started?
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5:29 pm
“Warning: The following images represent typical atheist depravity and are very offensive. Please order your women/children to exit the room before review.”
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Us Non-believers are going to Hell, yet you “ORDER” your women and children around???
BAHAHAHA!!! And you wonder why we have no respect for you close minded theists.
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7:26 pm
DERPDERPDERPDERP
LOL JESUS IS DEAD.
HE’S GOING TO EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FLESH.
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12:32 pm
Can I offer a middle of the road opinion to this ‘discussion’? It’s fine to believe or not believe in Jesus, God, religion or the Easter Bunny. To those who do, Zombie Jesus is probably offensive. To those who don’t, it may be funny, crude, or both. The attacks from the Christians who say people will burn in hell aren’t likely to win any hearts and/or minds. And those people blasting religion as stupid and baseless could probably just “ignore” instead of “attack”. (Zombie Jesus isn’t going to get you!) Live and let live people. Worship your God, or your funny pages. It’s all good. No need for the name calling, threats, damnation and personal attacks. Although it does make this page even more interesting than stories about vagazzling and such.
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I don’t care if he’s zombie or not, I still love him. I want to eat his flesh and drink his blood just as much as he would want to eat and drink mine.
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11:28 am
http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-23103-Denver-Zombie-Examiner~y2010m4d3-Christians-venerate-Zombie-Jesus-on-Easter-Sunday
Here’s a piece, written near Easter, about the zombie Jesus phenomenon. The author is Catholic.
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11:44 pm
i just glad that everyones gettting along
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12:30 am
Yes, the above content is sick! I was not raised in the church, nor did I attend as a child or young person. I did begin my journey with Christianity in my mid 20′s and I am so glad I did. Anyway, I am not sure why atheists feel they have to hone in on Christianity and try to tear it apart. Why do they want to stop Christmas, no one tells them they have to believe. If they weren’t convicted, they would just leave things alone, so obviously there is something inside of them that is fighting good (God).
Someone once said to me, just because you don’t believe something, doesn’t mean it isn’t true. So the atheists in this world can believe there is no God all they want, but it doesn’t mean there isn’t one. There is a saying in the secular world and the Christian world which is basically, you reap what you sow or it’s called Karma. They atheists are going to reap what they so, or bad Karma is going to come their way if they fight against their Creator.
When I think of how a baby is formed, I wonder how people can’t figure out that is the making of a creator much greater than we can imagine. You take an egg and a sperm and it forms a human body…how could that happen by a BIG BANG?
Of course this is my opinion and what makes sense to me. I’ve walked both roads and know I have been called to Christianity. I just wish the atheists would leave us alone.
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Im sorry but the bullshit meter went off like crazy when I read your comment. First off Atheists don’t want to tear apart Christianity. They couldn’t give a fuck if you believe in a god. Its Christians who openly attack atheists. You can’t blame atheists for getting in a little payback when they see stupid shit like this. I have to wade through crowds of bible-thumpers unwilling to take no for an answer everyday and it gets pretty fucking tired. Fuck you, and your god.
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4:26 pm
As atheists, we continually have people shove christianity down our throats. When we tell people we know and love that we don’t believe the same things they do, they often either want to have nothing to do with us or they come to us frequently and try to convince us that we’re wrong in spite of the mounds of evidence to the contrary. Only a few christians are willing to accept that we don’t believe in their mythology. Therefore, we enjoy poking a little fun at them on their religious holidays. So I guess what I’m saying is that I wish christians would leave us alone, and maybe if they would then we wouldn’t find it necessary to make fun of them in order to vent our frustrations a bit.
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8:02 pm
Here is the reason why since you asked:
Over 70 years of research on IQ and religiosity has shown a consistent pattern. IQ and religiosity are negatively correlated. No study to date has shown that religion enhances or improves intelligence, but almost all studies show that, on average, the higher the level of religiousity, the lower the IQ. This is not to say that all people who are religious are unintelligent, but that religion seems to suppress intelligence. IQ differences can be as much as 5 points or 1/2 of a standard deviation lower among highly religious groups. My own guess is that this difference is due to the inhibitions and suppression of curious and questioning behavior in religious followers. If questioning is prohibited from early childhood, it probably has a decided effect on development or critical thinking skills which are associated with higher intelligence.
With respect to mental health, the picture is even more interesting. Nationally, the more religious a region is the higher the incidence of sexual abuse and child abuse. The best predictor of child abuse in a home is alcohol use BUT the second best predictor is religiosity of the parents. Finally, the best predictor of divorce in the US is religiosity. The highest level of divorce is among Baptists and similar groups. George Barna, a admittedly evangelical researcher, has reported consistently that divorce is highest among Baptists and fundamentalist evangelical groups and that divorce occurs most often after one or both spouses are “saved.” He also found that agnostics and atheists have among the lowest divorce rates.
Yet another indicator might be the incidence of teen pregnancy which is positively related to religiosity. The least religious teens do not get pregnant as often and they also have a lower incidence of STD’s. Finally, all religious groups are represented in prison population about equal to their frequency in the general population with the big exception of atheists and the non-religious. This group is significantly under represented in the prison population.
If we agree that divorce, criminal behavior ,teen pregnancy and child abuse are proxy indicators of mental health, then “Houston we have a problem.” Religion is not associated with high levels of mental health. See the links below to various reports.
For a full discussion of these topics, see my book The God Virus, Chapter 8.
Darrel Ray
A few references on IQ and religion:
Nyborg, Helmuth (2008-03). “The intelligence–religiosity nexus: A representative study of white adolescent Americans”. doi:doi:10.1016/j.intell.2008.08.003. http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6W4M-4TFV93D-1&_user=10&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=db2ee09bae0195cc1ecbd026da77245c. Retrieved on 2008-10-17.
Lynn, Richard; John Harvey and Helmuth Nyborg. “Average intelligence predicts atheism rates across 137 nations”. Elsevier Inc. doi:10.1016/j.intell.2008.03.004. http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6W4M-4SD1KNR-1&_user=10&_coverDate=04%2F29%2F2008&_alid=759868596&_rdoc=1&_fmt=high&_orig=search&_cdi=6546&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_ct=1&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=bdb3ca48b21fdb2959f6f8ce4b6001de. Retrieved on 2008-06-27.
Divorce and child abuse:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm
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2:58 pm
The funniest movie ever made The exorcist
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8:59 pm
ACHHHFHHGH’ GRAKKKKKK!
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4:21 pm
FF, LOL MY FAVORITE WAS THE ZOMBIE WALK WITH THE GUY DRESSED AS JESUS.
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8:56 am
Ok let me drop some knowledge on you bible thumpers. First off I’m an atheist and a conservative. One does not need to believe in god to be one. I am my own god, I’m not selfrighteous, and I don’t condemn others. If you choose to believe there’s an invisible man up in the sky that’s fine but don’t craming that belief down my throat. Its easy to believe in god and the devil, heaven and hell, and all that jazz, but try thinking for yourself for a change and realize the truth. There is no god, no devil, and no eternal everafter. We get one life one chance to make this world a better place. If people stoped looking toward this imaginary hereafter and concentrated on making earth a better place to live we would all be better off. Be good and kind to one another because its right not because your worried about some intagible father figure spanking you if you don’t. Grow up people!
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9:29 pm
This was hilarious. Thanks alot for posting it. A compilation of Zombie Jesus jokes is just bloody brilliant. Please promise to do this every year. Butthurt Christians are so precious.
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11:23 pm
Ha the only thing I found offensive within this entire post was:
“Please ORDER your women/children to exit the room before review.”
…Oh no, I didn’t have a husband or male guardian review this blog and give me permission to view it before I read it and now my susceptible female brain is convinced that Jesus is a zombie!! Will be sleeping with the shot gun next to my bed this weekend!
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5:15 am
All you heathens should repent and accept the love of Christ into your hearts, which he, so lovingly still offers, even though you are all evil sinners and blasphemers.
Take this holy time to reflect on the base and morally barren liberal lives you lead and consider your time on the day of judgement. It is coming for us all, even the morally upright will be judged. Repent and you may not be found wanting.
Go in Christ.
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1:19 pm
Oh and Alana, calling someone a ‘heathen’ is very disrespectful and insulting.
I can’t help myself, but you remind me very much of Miss Umbridge from Harry Potter.
Also, didn’t your husband order you away from the computer when he opened this page and read the article?
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2:27 pm
Oldie moldie you’re too oldie. Get a life gramma. Enjoy that old folks home. Happy Belated Zombie Jesus Day to you!
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10:42 pm
Now be good Christians, love thy neighbor, and stop calling other people names. Oh and learn to relax a bit. They’re JOKES.
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11:29 pm
God’s plan for mankind is not a joke. This is part of the devil’s plan, to convince mankind that the Bible is a joke.
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11:35 pm
Apparently showing people respect is also apart of the devil’s plan if you’re so against it.
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11:38 pm
The only people on these message lists that call names, curse people, and promote homosexuality are the liberals. You won’t find any conservatives sinking to those sorts of dirty games.
I respect you LN and your lesbian kind, do you respect me?
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11:49 pm
exactly iceman, you preach the truth!
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11:49 pm
You refuse to admit that I’m a guy. You keep insisting I’m a woman, even after I’ve said that I am a man. Not a transvestite, not some gender-confused person, a straight male through-and-through.
Even if I WAS a woman and a lesbian, you wouldn’t respect me, because you believe that homosexuals are a ‘threat to mankind’ and are terrible people. You make racial slurs against non-whites and you sexists statements. You believe that if a woman dresses provocatively, that she was asking to be raped, and that it was her fault that she was raped.
You accuse liberals of being the only ones who call names, while calling them ‘dirty’, ‘vile’, and more.
Keep talking shit dude, it makes you look so smart.
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12:01 am
To set the record straight, I love all of the races.
The bible says in Matthew 25:31
When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
The whites are the sheep, the others are the goats. That is god’s will, not mine.
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12:08 am
Couldn’t you interpret goats and sheep to be believers and non-believers? In fact, isn’t that the actual interpretation since goats are ALSO white and the phrase BLACK sheep is used commonly?
You can’t say ‘you love all races’ if you think that non-white people are inferior to you. You’re twisting the words of the bible (what a shock) to justify your ignorance.
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12:12 am
if you are a “male” why do you call BB the “B word”?
Men should never say that!
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12:20 am
Blanche thinks she’s special, she thinks that she can say that women should keep their mouths shut and not seeks jobs, yet she herself holds on. Regardless of what her husband said, God (in her head) believes that women shouldn’t be doing that shit, and her husband ain’t God, so what he says doesn’t matter.
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12:23 am
Talk smart; don’t call her a “b” word.
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1:29 pm
“The whites are the sheep, the others are the goats. That is god’s will, not mine.”
This made me literally laugh out loud. Nice way to interpret that. I’m sure you do love ‘all’ other races, just as a hunter loves his/her hunting dog pinned up in their back yard.
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2:29 pm
He WINKLES his DINKLE. lol
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12:31 am
I’ll stop calling her that once she stops acting like an elitist bitch.
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9:03 am
Using the B-word! My, my!
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4:29 pm
The bible is full of contradictions and fantasy. It’s not fantasy, it’s fallacy.
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4:32 pm
Only to those who deliberately close their minds to it and reject their Lord and Creator
Dong so comes at a terribly heavy price. Are you really prepared to be judged on your frivolous rejection of Our Lord?
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6:07 am
My, what horrible language LN. It’s as if the devil himself has taken possession of your sinful little mind! Blanche Beecham is a lady through and through, and a good christian one at that, you could learn a lot from her young lady!
It saddens me that the lifestyle choice you and your lesbian sisters have made will see you all burn on the day of judgement for your perverse fornication. If only you would repent and open your heart to Christ’s divine forgiveness, then you might find you wanted to grow your hair long like a young lady’s should be, put on a pretty dress and try to find yourself a nice christian husband?
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1:14 pm
Apparently not if she can’t read. I’ve said a good number of times that I’m a guy. Not a transgender, not a person who’s confused about their gender, a dude who just pulled his pud to some porn.
Though, according to you, I should actually do that shit and become gay in the process, so congrats! You just told someone that they should be gay! What a useless bitch!
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2:31 pm
Grander bender gramma has never been laid and never found a husband. Gramma is honry for christ and has necrophilia.
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8:18 am
What I find profoundly funny about this story is that they listed so many zombie jesus pictures. And here I thought I had to browse through pages and pages of google images to get some good ones when all I had to do was GO TO A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE.
Seems a been ironic.
Also seems hypocritical that they condemn such pictures but continually promote them but hosting their images on the site.
That’s like telling people they shouldn’t kill(Exodus) then instructing them to kill(Joshua and countless others).
…wait a sec…
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1:11 pm
Oh LN, it’s okay. Apparently I am an orgy seeking, crack head, evil, thieving, murdering lesbian with you.
I have no problem whatsoever with those that have faith. I do have a problem with organized religion. There is way too much hate spewing from those that protest to be “Christians” here. I would love to see your faces in the end should you actually be proven right and there is a god. Your judgement of others goes against everything you preach.
Oh, and I am a non believing, completely heterosexual, hard working American citizen who does not do drugs, drinks WAY less than any catholic, does not steal, rarely lies (yes, I have told those little white ones), is non judgmental of those I don’t know, respects others, believes all Muslims are not the bad extremists the far right wants you to believe (OMG!) and is monogamous.
Yes, I do lean more to the liberal side of things.
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3:08 pm
I’m an atheist and I don’t find the zombie jokes amusing but I also think it’s quite disrespectful to “order your women” to do anything. It amazes me that Christians find the idea of a tasteless joke worthy of eternal torture. Many of you seem to absolutely revel in the idea. I can’t help but think I know who the sick ones really are…
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3:50 pm
Lol. It’s all satire. I went from loathing this site to bookmarking it in 2.9 seconds!
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4:47 pm
If you are offended, that’s on you, oh holier than thou believer in nonsense…
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8:29 pm
This whole thing is disgusting and makes me want to barf. These images are demonic and make me sick!!! Listen closely As christians it is are duty to go out in the world and preach the love of God! whether you want to listen or not is your descision but thats what we feel we need to do!!!!!! Believe it or not scientists today are being fired and hushed because they are starting to agree with the bible and finding truth in it all!!! JESUS CHRIST LIVED ON THIS EARTH DIED ON THIS EARTH AND DID RISE AGAIN!!!! ITS your choice not to believe it so be it but dont mock chrsitians and make foul disgustin pictures because you choose not to believe! This images are horrid and disgusting and surely the people who made this are certaintly not going to reighn in heaven!!!! IF YOU ATHIESTS WANT TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU DIE , THATS IT THAT FINE FOR YOU!!! But stop mocking christianty this is amazing that chrisitiany is the most joked about religion like the quran isnt ridiculous there out there preaching to kill people and yet here you mock christians HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!! I HEAR ITS REALLLLLLYYY HOTT!!!!!!!!!
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8:40 pm
By the way if your an athiest why the heck are you on this website??? i read somewhere that a man was in the e.r. and was dieing and flatlining on the operating table and a doctor whom had no beliefs in God was winessing this man coming back to life and had a horrid grotesque look on his face and in the misdst of him flatlining and coming back he was screaming ” IM IN HELL IM IN HELL” This doctor who was an athiest quickly went home and gave his life to christ…so for you athiets if this is the desire where you want to rest in eternity so be it!! Sorry if christians are interseted in where your going to spend your afterlife becaus lets face it were alllllll gannna die!!!!!!!!!!!
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8:48 pm
Thank you for that beautiful and moving story. I will be sure to tell it to my children before they go to bed tonight.
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2:32 pm
Stop winkling you dinkle Perv Ice Van Winkle
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10:18 pm
If Christians so desperately desire equal treatment then perhaps more of then should follow their beliefs and turn the other cheek, maybe try an be the example of politeness and decency they seem to expect everyone to be and not persecute others for not thinking as they do.
I imagine that Jesus Christ would be sickened to see how low his followers have fallen to condemn others so blindly, as I was taught in Sunday school, as a lad, Jesus taught to turn the other cheek no matter and to paraphrase a modern expression “Hate the sin, love the sinner.”
Who knows, perhaps if more Christians begin treating other with basic human decency and generosity they may receive the same treatment.
But shucks, I’m sure you Christian zealots are just gonna shoot down what I’m saying as Satanic bullshit and ignore anything I write here, but I still wish you all well and Happy Easter, I pray you folks made the most of it and didn’t let other ruin it for you.
Have a nice day.
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9:27 am
Jewsus Christ was the first zombie in history. Think about it, Christians revere a zombie on a barbaric torture device. They might as well worship Frankenstein.
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2:12 pm
Humankind doesn’t just need to give up the god delusion. . .we need to give up ALL delusions about irrational abstract entities (“god”, “government”, the “Party” etc). . .Communism doesn’t work for the precise reason that christianity doesn’t work.
Any system of ethics has to be universal. . .nothing changes when you have a different belief, are standing on the same continent as a bunch of people with the same color skin.
Tithing is theft, but so is taxation.
Crusades are murder, but so is the war in Iraq.
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3:00 pm
Relegion is like having a penis.. it’s ok to have one, but don’t pull it out and wave it around, and certainly don’t try to shove it down kid’s throats..
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3:04 pm
Those are far left talking points.
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3:12 pm
Actually, it’s a popular saying in all parts of the world. So, shut your mouth, get back to the kitchen, and make me a sammich bitch.
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1:43 am
This is kinda necro-posting(no pun intended =p) but I am Zombie Jesus, I just had to comment >=D
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