Australia Invents Whonanny Vagine Cupcakes
I am sick and outraged! The reefies of Australia are soaking in sin! They have allowed their gays to launch sick agendas aimed at corrupting teenage children with unnatural thoughts!
You all know for that every one gay, four young kids molestered! It’s because when they see our childrens, they think, “hmm here is another innocent mind we can corrupt for our pervert agenda!” They like to diddle kids!
So what a surprise that some lizzie fair lesbians have launched vagine cupcakes! Sick! They named it after their anatomy with no censors! Warning: The following cupcake shows a representation of a bared women. Please cover the eyes and ears of the innocent, and demand any women or children turn their head away or leave the room as you pray before viewing.
I feel nauseous! Sick and dry heaves! As you can see they have decorated these secret parts with gay colors as to entice young girls to become lizzies and corrupted with sin! They are trying to confuse the mind of young children with sweets.
“Hmm, maybe all secret parts taste like rainbow cupcakes!” No they taste like hell! It is no coincidence that these cupcakes have rainbow die in them, because all who eat of them shall perish and not have ever lasting life! Gays go to hell to burn in the ovens and no fluffy cupcakes!
Parents, do not let this brand of vegaine cupcakes into your home! Burn them in fires before chef Satan gets to burn your corrupted loved one in his eternal fiery ovens of hell!
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Author: Abe
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1:11 pm
whats wrong with that then? I’m a guy who loves pussy and finally we get to literaly eat one whole
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1:13 pm
Abe’s life story
http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/results/671901201
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4:27 pm
The stupidity of this site has fried my brain so much, I can’t think of good comments anymore.
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1:13 pm
The Australians have really been corrupt the last few weeks.
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1:20 pm
Ack! sickening!
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2:19 pm
why because its a vagina you prefer dick Maybe ? like every religious ???
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2:34 pm
Tell me, Abe, why should women not be permitted to view a picture of objects that resemble body parts that we have and men don’t?
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2:39 pm
It makes sense. And also, why would you want to look at another woman’s stuff?
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3:41 pm
and why would you want to look a vagina ? pervert
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3:57 pm
How does it make sense?
And although I wouldn’t particularly want to look at another woman’s vagina:
1. these are not actual vaginas
2. I actually HAVE a vagina, so it’s not like some foreign thing to me
3. I’m a certified nursing assistant and have washed many vaginas beginning when I was 16, so I have clinical detachment and a mature attitude when dealing with the human (and animal) body.
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4:08 pm
Oh, you are a nursing assistant? Nice! Actually, I’m studying in nursing. And me too I washed fews vaginas. So we are sinful? Haha anyway…
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2:37 pm
Those things are disgusting and intensely misleading. Yet another attempt to make hardcore sex acts seem like innocent kid’s game where you get a tasty treat at the end. Have these people no shame? I can just imagine an adult giving one of these snacks to a young boy, imagine the perversion that could follow, the moral corruption… I guess Australia really has not grown past it’s roots as a prison for pervert sex criminals.
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3:01 pm
Wait, how do you know what a vagina looks like, Mr Oh-No-I’m-Not-Gay-It’s-Just-The-Right-Woman-Hasn’t-Come-Along-Yet? You been looking at porn? Premarital sex? Touching little girls?
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3:06 pm
I am an adult and a man of the world, though I don’t go out of my way to study such perversion. Why don’t you take your mind off hardcore sex for just a second and work on finding a decent job to make your mother proud? Or how about contributing to your community, or meeting an honorable woman? You’re far too obsessed with sitting in your basement harassing and tempting men with your lusty fantasies. Pervert.
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9:13 pm
You were the one who said ‘hardcore sex’ in the first place.
“So what a surprise that some lizzie fair lesbians have launched vagine cupcakes! Sick! They named it after their anatomy with no censors! Warning: The following cupcake shows a representation of a bared women. Please cover the eyes and ears of the innocent, and demand any women or children turn their head away or leave the room as you pray before viewing.”
It’s Laissez-faire, and it means, ‘let the people do as they please’. It kind of started America.
Vagine?
Woman is the singular form of a female. Women refers to more than one. It is not used with the word ‘a’.
“Hmm, maybe all secret parts taste like rainbow cupcakes!” No they taste like hell! It is no coincidence that these cupcakes have rainbow die in them, because all who eat of them shall perish and not have ever lasting life! Gays go to hell to burn in the ovens and no fluffy cupcakes!”
No, they taste pretty good.
Dye, not die. One is a noun, one is a verb.
Nobody has everlasting life.
“Parents, do not let this brand of vegaine cupcakes into your home! Burn them in fires before chef Satan gets to burn your corrupted loved one in his eternal fiery ovens of hell!”
Please use consistent spelling.
Burning cupcakes is a waste. If you disapprove so much, why not smear the icing?
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3:22 pm
“or meeting an honorable woman?”
I am a woman. But actually, I think I might anyways. I also don’t have a basement, my mother is proud of me and I believe I am not legally able to get a job yet, I am too young. I would appreciate you not calling me a pervert, there is no need for personal insults not based on reputable evidence.
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3:37 pm
Billings always there when its a Vagina He said its disgusting but when its a Firm Masculine Body In tight shirt and short he don’t said anything you find something wrong I find something wrong Billings : you are Gay admit it
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2:15 pm
Molestered? If you are going to preach about something because wrong learn how to spell it right,dumbass. Ah yes i cursed im going to hell now,owell.
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3:29 pm
Exactly what I was going to comment on. Seriously…molestered? /headdesk
Um, Abe, you are aware that the correct anatomical term for a woman’s “bits” is a vagina, not a vagine, yes? Seems to me that someone has watched “Borat” one too many times.
And, you are also aware that the shortened version of the term lesbian is “lezzie”, not “lizzie”, yes?
One more and…I can only assume that because you are overcome with nausea and dry heaves at the representation of a vagina is because you are a self hating closet case. They seem to be the ones who are the most vocally homophobic.
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8:07 pm
How sick is it that you get hung up on one letter when the fact is that for every one gay, 4 kids are molested.
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12:32 am
show me yout satistics and now just numbers you show me.
I want cold hard evidence that what you’re saying is true.
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7:24 am
yeah adam and all those “homosexual”" are actually Priest
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7:54 pm
Cool. Abe’s tagged this one “Vagine Cupcakes,” which means not only is there an entire tag chain with a spelling error, they’re planning on an entire new segment of the site all about vagina-shaped cupcakes.
Keep it classy, Christwire.
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11:30 pm
what is wrong with you, you go and make an article about cupcake pussys and say “for that every one gay, four young kids molestered!” how about every preist who molests girls, or boys you cant go on about this if those who head your religion are doing the same thing you sick single minded freak.
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7:14 am
Why would the gay in Australia make vaginas? Wouldnt they have made a dick if they were hoping to ” corrupt” us ? Anyway where can I order one ?
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4:46 pm
So its OK to eat the “body of christ” but not the “body of Mary”?
Would it be less offensive if they put marzipan undies on the cupcakes?
A child wouldn’t even recognize what it was and they’re are obviously not meant for children anyway!
This is a very amusing website.
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2:00 am
Get your facts straight.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/wisely-chosen/3914125944/in/set-72157622915688713/
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11:33 am
MMMMM they look delicious. Nice cookin’ wisely-chosen. I’d lick one, and I suck on penis.
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12:48 am
i want to f**k those cupcakes. with jesus’s dick.
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12:49 am
hmm, I wouldn’t mind one of them….
oh, oops LOLzz
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6:25 pm
just fyi, it’s spelled “v-a-g-i-n-a” vagina. got it?
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1:03 am
LMFAO! YUMMY CUPCAKES
ANY GUY THREATENED BY THEM IS SO GAY
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8:58 pm
These cupcakes are the invention of “Wisely Chosen”, a really awsome AMERICAN girl. You are an idiot, it’s a fucking CUPCAKE. A pastry isn’t going to pervert minds.
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6:34 pm
SILLY CHRISTIAN,THEY ONLY GIVE THOSE TO ADULTS.
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10:56 am
Haha listen mate as much as you probably dont want to here it you came from one of them I know your religion will probably tell you you fell directly from gods arse, whatever bottom line is listen to “Burn your crosses” By Sabaton and get a grip
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