Bird Infected By Satanic Death Metal
Demons have jumped into this bird as it listens to Satanic death metal. You can see how this bird’s feathers are even disheveled with sin. We saw the video of a poor dog who watched horror movies, then had nightmares in its sleep.
Satan has no morals and has no qualms with destroying your pests rest with scary dreams. Here we see he uses the power of one of his favorite musics to, resonate within the ears of the bird then allow his demons to inhabit the poor creature.
I wish I new the address, because I would go ahead and come there with some poisoned worms or such to put this poor fowl out of its misery. Demons can do the same to your children should you allow this filthy tunes to be played in your homes.
Warning: The following video contains demon infestation and Satanic agenda. Please first pray and then turn your record speakers down to no sound. Then order your women and children to immediately leave.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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3:23 pm
“destroying your pests rest”
Did you mean pets? Nice Freudian slip, there.
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4:43 pm
“Satan has no morals and has no qualms with destroying your pests rest with scary dreams”. First of all, do you mean “pets”, instead of “pests”; but, if they were pests, wouldn’t people want to give these pests a hard time?
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1:24 am
Abe, if you did any research at all, you would know that this particular bird was filmed performing a thirty-second crow, and that the music was laid over the top of it to parody heavy metal’s tendency toward using screaming sounds instead of actual music.
Instead, you have once again done the stupid thing and posted a comedy video as evidence of satanic influence.
*Slow Clap*
Well done managing to actually post it, but could you hand the computer over to someone competent now? Or sell it and give the money to the poor (Luke 18:22)? The Internet has enough idiots already.
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4:34 am
abe you do know that music that was playing in the video isn’t death metal right? its dubstep
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10:48 am
This entire website is the single creepiest, most ludicrously presumptuous and hateful website I’ve seen in a long time; of course acting under the guise of Christianity and morality. No music ever infected a fucking bird, and neither has Satan because he is a fairy tale creature. You know, like the Loch Ness Monster or dragons or unicorns.
If you fucking pigs had your way there would be another crusade so you self-righteous jackasses could murder all those who stood in the way of your world domination. Stay out of my life.
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1:43 pm
Here’s how I see it…
1. Someone having fun with bird. Bird is not overcome by satan.
2. Christwire sucks and writes retarded material as usual.
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1:47 pm
One more note – Christwire can not spell. Way to many erros in the crap (article) above. Try this next time as a resource when you write fiction
http://www.webster.com
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12:02 pm
this website never gets old. also, it’s called dubstep, not death metal.
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1:03 pm
is this website a joke?
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5:11 pm
“Warning: The following video contains demon infestation and Satanic agenda. Please first pray and then turn your record speakers down to no sound. Then order your women and children to immediately leave.”
Are you fucking crazy?
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2:59 pm
Death metal?
I didn’t hear ANY death metal.
Also, you’re full of shite.
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