Chinese People Uploading Porn to YouTube

Amber
• ChristWire
April 21, 2010 9:32 am17 comments

The Chinese are a grave threat to the internet. As you know, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. You should feel the same way too.

Google warned us about the dangers of China on the internet. They forbid their citizens from having access to Western media and internet, so they may continue to use Chinese propaganda to ensure all 1 billion of their people have eternal hatred for America.

Now we see they have another agenda on the internet. They are somehow uploading porn videos to internet site YouTube.com. The Chinese understand that American children frequent YouTube, and therefore, will come across their sick videos.

The Chinese are trying to introduce children to these videos so as to distract them from their studies at school. Imagine the horror in your heart when you find your son or daughter has failed a grade because of thoughts of a Chinese geisha doing unnatural things fill his or her head.

Just as we learned in World War 2, the Chinese are sneaky and have no loyalty. They teamed up with Adolf Hitler and attacked America on a day of infamy. It seems they are now flying to our country via the internet. Warning: The following video contains Chinese sex propaganda, designed to corrupt American children with impure thoughts. Please order your children to leave the room before reviewing.

Editor’s Note: In addition to having children leave the room, also dictate that your wife immediately leaves the room. Thanks.
- Derek Van Buren

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17 Comments

  • huh … why is she Not chinese in first place and Look American in second place and for your concern this is Not porn if it’s was porn you would need to write your birth date and of course to Log On youtube

    China didnt attack America but since you were stupid enough to provoke them they dislike you (not hate you)

    seriously you are using more propaganda than they do In their country and its because of bullshit like this that china censorcship almost everything for their kids because you wrote bullshit and do Bullshit

    How many country you Invaded this weeks ???

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  • Sexy and impressive, holding your entire body on a pole with one leg is freakin’ amazing, gotta say, China owns your arse.

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  • Anthrosaurian

    Okay, I have two things to ask you, one is about the article, and the other one is about your “About the Author” comment.

    If you consider this porn (I’ll admit she has a lovely body, but I assume this is for a fitness studio, not for pornography.), then what do you think of yoga?

    And my question about your “About the Author” comment. What country are you talking about?

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  • How is fully-clothed pole-dancing pornography?

    Besides, that’s an American.

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  • History Fail

    “Just as we learned in World War 2, the Chinese are sneaky and have no loyalty. They teamed up with Adolf Hitler and attacked America on a day of infamy.”

    ummmmm….. It was the Japanese who fought against the allied forces, and during WW2 the Chinese were allies of America and helped fight against the Japanese invading their homeland. Before you spout your tales of racism and male supremecy, i would highly recommend you take the time to do SOME FUCKING RESEARCH!!!!!!

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    • pole dancing ftw

      LMAO!!! these hicks aren’t educated
      thank goodness for you and other people willing to fill their knowledge<3
      i honestly dont give a damn… i find their stupidity hilarious! :)

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      • NostalgiaCritic

        You know what the stupidest part of this whole article was? You can’t access Youtube.com FROM CHINA! that means that nobody from china could see anything on youtube let alone upload anything. Also she appears to have severe brain damage to call chinese people ‘sneaky’, ‘have no loyalty’ and have an ‘eternal hatred towards America’ and then claim that she is not racist. What a dumb stupid ass bitch

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  • pole dancing ftw

    pole dancing isnt porn or anything saying “GIMME SEX”
    it’s dancing.
    next time at a wedding or event… dont dance!
    because let me tell you right now… if you think that pole dance is in any way shape or form a “GIMME SEX” call out… i can tell you that any kind of dance is.
    “keep your wife and kids away”
    ohhhh so you men who dont get laid often can jerk off, eh? why do you have kids if sex is so evil.
    you know you loved it and you had a love-splosion which impregnated your wife
    dont lie ;)

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  • American Science

    Amber, when will you and the other authors of this satire site realize that China was never involved in the ambush at Pearl Harbor? You know, Japan and China are two different countries? Besides, this video is not pornography, as the lady is not exposing her body in a suggestive manner to the audience. There is no sexual activity, nudity, etc.; thus, your argument is invalid. I wonder if you are just very jealous, as this woman is in great shape…

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  • Amber …. I thought this article as written by Abe …. sound FISHY

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  • THANKS, AMBER! IGNORE OTHER COMMENTS. VERY INTERESTING..

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  • once again Amber I question why you hate Chinese people so much
    you have blantantly been hating our race and yet you deny you racism?
    what has driven you to be like this, offending the Chinese
    but it’s sad that I could never help you from this hate
    for really, what have we done?
    perhaps a Japanese man murdered your parents and so (you being the person you are) hated our race forevermore
    we critics of this topic will never know…

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  • Your a rasicst, ignorant, and an ass of a person. Let me start by saying this isn’t porn. Shes either pole dancing or doing yoga. Next i’ll ask why the hell do you say your not racist yet you HATE Chinese people? After that I want to know why you don’t acually research, it was the Japs NOT the Chinese that were against us. Lastly i’ll finish by saying this… YOUTUBE DOESN’T ALLOW PORN AND ANY AND ALL PORN IS DELETED OR CENSORED THEREFORE YOU HAVE MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF YOURSELF WHEN YOU BEGAN.

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  • Porn is actually illegal in China. Very harsh penalties, but some people do it anyways. You can’t blame China.

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    • actually Porn is Not illegal in china well they call it “erotic” movie

      Porn is Illegal In phillipines thought

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  • this.is.stupid.

    wow, porn? yeah right. go do some reaserch first before being RACIST because that’s what you are. you’re afraid of chinese people? JUST CHINESE PEOPLE? or asians in general? you racist bitch.

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