• Chinese People Uploading Porn to YouTube

    April 21, 2010 9:32 am 17 comments
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    Amber

    The Chinese are a grave threat to the internet. As you know, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. You should feel the same way too.

    Google warned us about the dangers of China on the internet. They forbid their citizens from having access to Western media and internet, so they may continue to use Chinese propaganda to ensure all 1 billion of their people have eternal hatred for America.

    Now we see they have another agenda on the internet. They are somehow uploading porn videos to internet site YouTube.com. The Chinese understand that American children frequent YouTube, and therefore, will come across their sick videos.

    The Chinese are trying to introduce children to these videos so as to distract them from their studies at school. Imagine the horror in your heart when you find your son or daughter has failed a grade because of thoughts of a Chinese geisha doing unnatural things fill his or her head.

    Just as we learned in World War 2, the Chinese are sneaky and have no loyalty. They teamed up with Adolf Hitler and attacked America on a day of infamy. It seems they are now flying to our country via the internet. Warning: The following video contains Chinese sex propaganda, designed to corrupt American children with impure thoughts. Please order your children to leave the room before reviewing.

    Editor’s Note: In addition to having children leave the room, also dictate that your wife immediately leaves the room. Thanks.
    - Derek Van Buren

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