Gay Politician Caught in Straight Sex Scandal
We see the gays have an all new sick agenda, this time by trying to trick normal people into getting mad over gay adultery.
According to news sources from AN, a gay politician from San Francisco (surprise, surprise) was snared in a straight sex scandal.
The gay community in the new sin-soaked city claim they are “reeling” after their politician Ted Sand, a homo councilman from their 5th district, was allegedly caught drunk driving and taken into custody early Monday morning.
What was shocking is that his passenger, an exotic dancer named Betty Knox, who worked at a porn club named the Tender Pussycat which is in Oakland, California.
According to reports, Knox was “engaged in a dangerous high-speed sex act with Knox”, the the gay tried to refute this claim by stating he was just giving the whore mother of two “a ride to her home”.
After this report surfaced, another woman named Gloria Allred purportedly came forward to announce she also had normal un-wedlock sex with Sand.
Sand has been a long time adversary of morality and promoter of disgusting same-sex marriage. Now we see he like to willy-tangle in a woman’s secret parts in sin, but there is another issue here bigger than him burning in hell for gay, adultery and premarital fornication with a woman.
There is a secret gay agenda here and Sand is trying to use advanced Roman politics on us. Sand is trying to come out with this gay scandal so we all get angry about him fornicating with a married stripper with children. He is also involved in a “gay relationship” with another man and he wants us to say he “cheated” on him and get angry.
Too bad we are onto the gay agenda on this one. They think if society starts to scorn man politicians who cheat on their gay boyfriends, it will make being gay look normal. They fantasize that they will be forced to step down from office.
I hope Sand realize he just dug himself a deeper hole than ever before. Now when he faces judgment, he’ll have to answer for being gay and fornicating with women outside marriage. Also, trying to trick everyone into thinking you should be upset over a “gay sex scandal”.
The bottom line is we do not care what you gays do, just stay out of our politics and life. I would like every gay to repent and choose to stop being wicked by using their parts in unnatural ways, but that is their choice.
They may choose to keep sinning and then burn in hell for all time. More power to them, but just stay out of my country’s laws, my kid’s lives and most importantly keep your sin in your own home and let America be. Christian.
We are founded on the principles of morality which has roots in our Lord and Savior, amen.
A gay named Willem Chambers apparently stated of all this:
“I don’t know what to think.” “Sure, we are extremely disappointed, and slightly disgusted. But even if it’s true, it will never take away from all he’s accomplished.”
We know that is a sack of veil lies . The gays had a meeting a planned this whole “scandal” out to just try to spread their agenda and gain some popularity. Guess what gays? We are on to you and the fire in hell burns so hot that it can make sand on the beach into glass.
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9:29 am
“They may choose to keep sinning and then burn in hell for all time. More power to them, but just stay out of my country’s laws, my kid’s lives and most importantly keep your sin in your own home and let America be. Christian.”
holy hell this is actually quite sane.
i agree gays should NOT be forcing themself on others. btw when can we get you bloody christians to keep your shit at home? because untill you do YOU don’t get the right to demand this. you want gays to stay at home? well sweep before your own damn door first.
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12:55 pm
So we meet again, Christwire. Anyway, this article means nothing to me so…
THIS PAGE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER THE GREAT OVERLORD LAHARL.
The end is near, Christwire.
You have been warned.
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1:10 pm
What the HELL?! I get a year of rest and relaxation, and I get on the internet to THIS!
I didn’t even post this! Mao, is that you?!
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1:18 pm
Of course this isn`t anyone like Mao.
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OF COURSE I AM THE REAL LAHARL.
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OVERLOARD LAHARL IS MAO?!
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1:24 pm
Because you don’t know how to use spellcheck right. *Overlord
Funny, aren’t you supposed to have an EQ of… what, a million or something?
Also, just show yourself. Fundies know some human named Mao, and as much as I hate you, I don’t want them thinking you’re a communist.
Yeah, I can study human history too, GENIUS.
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1:26 pm
… Someone remind me to Meteor Impact imageshack later.
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1:32 pm
Enough with this overlord stuff!!!!!
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1:34 pm
Damn it, error occurred while trying to upload famous “fffffuuuuuu” photograph! LOL… *sigh*.
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1:45 pm
You mad?
Also, I wanted to quit hijacking a freaking SATIRICAL website, but a friend buggered me to just for nostalgia’s sake, and the temptation was too good to resist.
Probably might be the last day you see me, though, unless anyone else wants me to make fun of this site.
And if the image size is becoming a problem, I’ll tone down the image sizes. Might be an Overlord, but I respect others.
Just not Prinnies. I don’t think they deserve any respect.
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1:32 pm
And what makes you so sure that THIS YEAR you can take over these stupid websites and get away with it, Laharl?
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1:35 pm
Because I’ve had more experience with this kind of hijackery, HONOR STUDENT.
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1:46 pm
High honors student supports Overlord Lahari’s campaign against corrupt and stupid websites.
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1:59 pm
Agreed with your statement, but you MAY wanna change your name. Kinda irritating me a bit.
Oh yeah, anyone know that I’ve got the voice of Edward Elric? Yeah, I feel my badassery going up at least 9000 points.
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1:51 pm
By the way, I am not mad, I just didn’t perceive any logic behind posting these images… until now. It pisses the sh*t out of the redneck and idiotic administrators of this ridiculous site.
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2:03 pm
Glad to hear. We’ve done this in the past. We’re just a bunch of roleplayers taking the guise of characters from the obscure game series Disgaea, and mocking the fundies while in-character.
Pissing the hell out of fundies is our intention~
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1:49 pm
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2:15 pm
Uh, Flonne? Someone condemned you.
Laughing a bit at the irony, really.
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2:25 pm
Awwww, Miss.Etna, that’s not niceeeee…
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2:33 pm
Don’t look at me. I wasn’t the asshat who did it.
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2:41 pm
Oh, R-right…!
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2:10 pm
“We know that is a sack of veil lies . The gays had a meeting a planned this whole “scandal” out to just try to spread their agenda and gain some popularity.”
Conspiracy theory much?
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4:06 pm
…and what do you say about the american priest who rapped over 200 victims and the Pope protected him and said nothing ? It worse (very worse) than a gay sex scandal!!
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4:58 pm
Uh, you misspelled “raped”.
Yes, I am a grammar nazi, and I don’t care.
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1:25 am
THIS IS NOT 4 CHAN!!!!
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8:00 am
Stop posting all that anime stuff.
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9:57 am
I’m……sorry……Adam……..but…..my……power…….is……reaching……………………………. OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6:25 pm
WHAT?! NINE-THOUSAND?!
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