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Behold the great power of God! I warned all Europeans that the day of reckoning was nigh! Now Europe trembles in fear and panic as God explodes his volcanoes and forces all to flee with great fear and panic! Read the headlines and know the power of God!
Chaos…
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Interconnectedness…
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‘I saw the earth explode’…
There is no running from God. From Europe all the way to West Asia, heathens try to board airplanes so they can flee to America.
God has blocked all planes from leaving, especially in terror countries!
God has strongly cast his anger at Europe for their sins. Europe disrespects America by creating the Euro and trying to promote the Euro, when the dollar was ordained after America saved Europe from Nazi oppression in World War 2.
America was the nation chosen to save the original children of God, the Jews of Israel. Now America is the most blessed nation, one nation under God.
All who have dared to not support America in the war against terror, a war against those like Iran who allied with German NAZIs and Hitler during World War 2, are being smothered and seared with the ashes of God’s fiery hot volcanoes.
Know this: God is angry! God will burn and sear all enemies of Christianity, until their fire-seared flesh gives way to their souls and their souls are cast to hell for all eternity to endure eternal flames that will make them weep for all time. Their teeth with gnash with agony for supporting: gays, anti-American fiscal policy, Russian alliances, godless sciences, using knowledge for evil. Your kingdom falls, Europe, and just as the Bible prophesied the signs are here. Die and burn in hell for rejecting America and therefore morality!
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You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin. 
hmmm you know that there ise Only Finland and danemark who were actually Conquered by the germany ( well didnt actually fought germany ) and after 1-2 years they fought alongside the allies ?
other wise Only Germany was the enemy
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I’m sorry, I thought this was a Christian site. You see, the Christian god is a god of forgiveness, of mercy, who gave his only son because he loved the world so much. Your god is a god of vengeance.
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The ‘G’ is “God” should be capitolized, SINNER! Eternal damnation awaits!
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Everyone that thinks this site is real is pretty retarded. Did none of you pass 8th grade literature? Satire at its best on every article! Christians are dumb
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DUUUUUUUDE seriously talk about making up facts the death toll is very low, and how is the euro “sinful”? I don not believe that it is written anywhere that God or Jesus is against a common currency. Or is it because the Euro stands one of favoured currencies and competes with the dollar (yet is beneficial to both sides as it allows for much easier overseas investment and financial transactions, for the benefit of major financial centres such as London and New York.) Also it basically affects airlines mainly. Seriously this article is nothing more than religious bigotry. Furthermore this is a NATURAL disaster. Would you say New Orleans, Thailand, Bangladesh where also punished as they suffered much more aggravating natural disasters. Also USSR was the country that contributed most to defeating the Nazis as it forced them to fight on two fronts and therefore spread the Nazi war machine thin. Furthermore the USSR has suffered the most serious casualties. Seriously bro, you need to travel a bit and stop basing all your arguments on the Bible. I am Roman Catholic yet the pope said there is a clear distinction between religion and science what is happening is that you are mixing both together, which often result in less than desirable results, google Galileo or Giordano Bruno. God is loving and not a spider ready to strike. Maybe your the spider ready to strike on little boys. What are you saying? don’t go there? Well my puritan friend looks like I just did, and with that Europe wishes you a nice day.
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European, don’t talk about little boys to Reverend Clyde H. Higgins, you’re just making him horny.
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It is odd when you think back on World War 2 and how we saved them from the Nazis and really how grateful are these people today? Have they repaid their debts to us? And look at Germany, that socialist/communist enclave (half the country is still very communist) there are so many problems there and they have the most money in Europe. I don’t know what any of these people are thinking but let me tell you, you’ll never catch me in Italy or Spain those people have made an art out of fornication and it’s just disgusting how they call themselves true catholics. They are the chief source of homosexuality in the world. it’s like a factory of gays over there.
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If your God saved us from the Nazi’s, then why did he allow over 60 million people to die.
Billings, you’re not a Christian, you’re not going to heaven and I see no difference from your hate speech than that of Adolf Hitler.
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What about your Jewish God? Why didn’t he save you? Two can play at this game you perv.
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@Stephenson Billings: Excuse me but you´re such a moron!! You´re critizising people about how much or less they now about christianity!!! your quote:”What about your Jewish God? Why didn’t he save you?”
You dont even know that jews and christians are praying to the SAME God you damn idiot!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry for my basic english but im German. And the image you haave about germans is so hilarious!!! But you indeed support the image a lot of europeans have of people from the us ! hahahaha
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Of course I know that we believe in the same God of the Old Testament. I was merely throwing back his twisted logic at him. Unfortunately you don’t seem able to translate.
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If you will never go oin Italy, you don’t believe in Vatican? Vatican is in Italy, so there are probably many Christians there.
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I’m not a Catholic. You really know so very little about Christianity. Catholicism is not the only form of worship and is not the most salient when it comes to accepting Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior.
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Billings, so what you’re saying is a nation that cares so much for their citizens by making sure they don’t go bankrupt over health care is against God’s will.
Jesus loves America because he would rather see a CEO of an insurance company make 100 million dollars a year and deny health care to a dieing patient is Gods master plan.
If that is the case, then Jesus is what sick mother-f*&ker.
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I wonder what percentage of Wall Street Banker Billionaires are Jewish.
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Billings while it is undeniable that USA played a major part in WW2, especially in the Pacific, scholars now agree that USSR was the catalyst for the Allies victory. And Billings Italy has the Pope and the Vatican so yeah true catholics. And when you are talking about gay factory, USA has many more shows with homosexuals, the highest number of homosexuals and the most parades and gay cruises organisers. MORE THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY. I have nothing against homosexuals but just stating the facts. Also I’m currently studying journalism at Stanford, and never heard about you in my lectures so stop pretending you’re a renowned journalist. Maybe you could use the articles for The Onion, but only if you write seriously. That is, since you Sir are a religious bigot and a joke.
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“Scholars agree” !!! Oh give me a break. You don’t know the first thing about history. Your vast stupidity is so offensive. So, you want to spit on the graves of all the people who liberated Europe and then protected much of it from Soviet domination? You socialists love to read history in your own perverted way and there are plenty of pervert professors out there to pat you on the back and give you lollipops of lies, but you’re still a fool no matter how we look at it. Grow up.
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And one more thing there are plenty of homosexuals who come from Spain and Italy. Overbearing mothers are part of the culture in those places.
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You don’t think you get enough credit for the allied victory in WW2? Yeah, funny that. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it was really the Soviet Union who pulled our arses out of the fire. Or perhaps it was that you didn’t join the war until you were personally attacked, quite late into the war I might add, having no interest in maintaining democracy in Europe, despite how much you go on about it’s importance.
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Paddy you kids have no appreciation for history. Have you people forgotten what it was like to live through the Cold War with Nuclear Destruciton a daily threat? Maybe you children weren’t even born yet. I am sick of your incrediblly empty head. You are just uneducated and stupid, oh so very stupid. Liberals…
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Billings you are truely a world class moron. And yes I lived throught the cold war and remember my history quite well. Apparently it’s not the history that occurred in your alternate universe.
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Billings
You are truly in need of having your balls licked more than any white man I know.
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“Now Europe trembles in fear and panic”
You’ll notice how I’m not trembling in fear and/or panic.
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Seriously? Oh my LORD this is HILARIOUS!!!
Actually, it’s not hilarious at all, it’s bloody terrifying. It’s bigoted creeps like this who fuel Islamic terrorism.
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I actually just fell off my chair laughing at this. I’m not entirely sure whether you actually believe what you wrote (in which case you really need to read, well, anything with a historical basis) or whether this is satire. In either case, most amusing! Well done.
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This is satire, right? right?
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Seriously all of you guys are wasting your time arguing this website is nothing more than a parody like Bruno or Borat. Its simply made as a joke to get people to react and argue. It’s like the Onion
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Thanks for the information. This made my day. I could really laugh …
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This has to be one of your funnier articles, though I have to say, when I imagined the end of the world and God’s judgement on sinners I imagined raining fire, the ground opening up and people falling into pits of lava. If this is God’s vengance, an ash cloud that you can’t even see and does nothing more than block planes for a few days, I think I’ll go out and sin some more.
As for America being the favoured nation by God and Europe being the hated nation, in terms of morality, they’re fairly similar. Homosexuality, for example, is fine in many places in the US.
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These people are just crazy. Surely this is meant to be funny.
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America being the epitome of morality You fucking Kidding me right ???
seriously None of those redneck know history only of the american Point of view : we won worldwar II because we helped the european bla bla bla
we could have won without your help
and the Grand father of George Bush : namely prescott Bush Sold weapon to the nazi we call that Betrayer see I did My work I Investigate On Many source
I don’t just see the “american point of view since we are superior and other countries sucks” my ass weird thing is the % of pedophile in USA is the Highest in the entire world same goes with Rape and I talks about straigt men pedophile not “homosexual pedophile”
so before bullshitting your morality On me and other people you should stare at your Mirror
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Good to see that American extremists are as dim as Muslim extremist. Also, Europe isn’t socialist or communist, by the way, not even Russia!
Guys, there’s no panic in Europe, no fear, just a bit of grumpiness at flights being delayed.
We’re not fleeing to America – a lot of us dislike the bible-thumping rednecks, the lack of sophistication and the “sue everyone!” attitude. That, and the “world police” attitude.
Americans descend from Europeans, and are a young nation. Perhaps why this sort of attitude is prevalent; you’re not old enough or sophisticated enough to understand that religion is simply a cause of death and war and oppression, and mutilation etc).
Also, the dollar wasn’t “ordained” after WW2, which, by the way, you entered only after a direct attack in 1941 – in fact, the name descends from the Chinese dollar.
America helped, sure, but very late on, after millions had died.
Europeans just don’t believe in your God. We accept natural phenomena for what they are.
Also, we understand evolution.
Mind you, maybe we’re all just lefty fags bound for hell and no-one’s told us until now…
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You christians are lunatics. The volcano is a random act of nature. There is no god, just like there is no tooth-fairy. The bible is an evil piece of trash.
This defines christians better…..
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/04/those_naughty_germans.php
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This is exactly the type of ranting the world is scared of.
America was late for the great war – 1914-1918 – or as it is called in the US the 1916-1918 war.
The US was late for the second world war – and it was not the romantic notion of ‘we did it because it was right and to save people’ since the death camps were running already – only because the US was attacked.
This guy seems determined to start the third world war all on his own – what is it? Are you scared to be late again?
These are not my comments but a friends who lives overseas!
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Okay, this article has convinced me that this site is bogus.
“God has strongly cast his anger at Europe for their sins. Europe disrespects America by creating the Euro and trying to promote the Euro, when the dollar was ordained after America saved Europe from Nazi oppression in World War 2.”
*scoff* You MUST be joking.
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** Please keep going with your valuable work **
Expressing pure Christianity directly from its canonical sources occurs too rarely. You are concerned no more with the world’s shifting opinions than Matthew when he wrote:
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. (Mat 7:20 KJV)
Even though we share not one opinion on current social issues — both of us despise hypocrisy — secular or religious.
the anti_supernaturalist
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