• God Strikes Iceland With Fiery Volcanic Wrath, Gays Are To Blame

    April 15, 2010 4:03 pm 21 comments
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  • God has shown that not even Iceland is cold enough to avoid the fires of his great wrath!

    Behold God’s power! Today the citizens of Iceland flee in fear and panic, as God has but snapped his fingers and puffed his nostrils to ignite a volcano with his fury against gays!

    God is disgusted by gays, lesbians, transgenetic gays and double gays! Their stench fills his nostrils with sulfur and he breathes out caustic fires of judgement and wrath! For it is written!:

    Psalms 18:8
    – There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

    It is no doubt that the Psalmist refers to God judging the gays as he has done with Iceland. Today Iceland lays in melted ruins as God’s wrath is unleashed.

    The fires have burned countless homes and the plumes reach 4 miles high!

    God is making it known that he sees Iceland is trying to approve gay marriage. It has angered God and he’s letting them know the price for being gay is to burn in hell for all time!

    God is just getting warmed up as this volcano fire is still intensifying and melting Iceland down to its sinful core!

    Iceland, receive this warning! Reject gays or God will cover you with so much lava that we must call you Fireland! It will be the opening to the gates of hell!

    This volcano is but an icecube compared to the burning fury of hell that shall burn every single gay soul in agony and torture for all eternity! Every person who enables a gay to abduct children and spread disease by legalizing gay marriage will be judged the same! Hell for all involved parties!

    Make God proud and stay cool this summer by avoiding his wrath! Already, He continues to burn this volcano to unprecedented temperatures!

    God has made the air so thick with smoke so no one can escape on flights! Don’t you see, oh stubborn stiffneck Gentiles of Iceland! There is no escape unless you get on your knees, beg forgiveness and cast out every gay in your sick nation!

    It remains unconfirmed yet if there are any immediate casualties or massive power outages at time of report.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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