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God Strikes Iceland With Fiery Volcanic Wrath, Gays Are To Blame
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God has shown that not even Iceland is cold enough to avoid the fires of his great wrath!
Behold God’s power! Today the citizens of Iceland flee in fear and panic, as God has but snapped his fingers and puffed his nostrils to ignite a volcano with his fury against gays!
God is disgusted by gays, lesbians, transgenetic gays and double gays! Their stench fills his nostrils with sulfur and he breathes out caustic fires of judgement and wrath! For it is written!:
Psalms 18:8
- There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.
It is no doubt that the Psalmist refers to God judging the gays as he has done with Iceland. Today Iceland lays in melted ruins as God’s wrath is unleashed.
The fires have burned countless homes and the plumes reach 4 miles high!
God is making it known that he sees Iceland is trying to approve gay marriage. It has angered God and he’s letting them know the price for being gay is to burn in hell for all time!
God is just getting warmed up as this volcano fire is still intensifying and melting Iceland down to its sinful core!
Iceland, receive this warning! Reject gays or God will cover you with so much lava that we must call you Fireland! It will be the opening to the gates of hell!
This volcano is but an icecube compared to the burning fury of hell that shall burn every single gay soul in agony and torture for all eternity! Every person who enables a gay to abduct children and spread disease by legalizing gay marriage will be judged the same! Hell for all involved parties!
Make God proud and stay cool this summer by avoiding his wrath! Already, He continues to burn this volcano to unprecedented temperatures!
God has made the air so thick with smoke so no one can escape on flights! Don’t you see, oh stubborn stiffneck Gentiles of Iceland! There is no escape unless you get on your knees, beg forgiveness and cast out every gay in your sick nation!
It remains unconfirmed yet if there are any immediate casualties or massive power outages at time of report.
4:37 pm
I like the tags on this: “volcano!, wrath” Hilarious.
Again with the homophobia? I mean really, it’s just getting silly now. Stop bunging up the internet with this crap. Go rape some choirboys, eh?
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4:59 pm
You have got to be kidding me right? God is mad at the Icelanders because the government is considering to be OK with gay marriage?
You do know that God had nothing to do with the volcano erupting right? When rock melts, its mass remains the same but the volume increases considerably. The buoyancy of the magma combined with the unchanged mass and increased volume causes it to rise to the surface. As the magma rises, pressure from the gasses within it increase resulting in the explosion.
But if that’s too sciency for you, just stick with “God did it.”
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5:12 pm
@Chris
dude…you know it’s a joke.
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5:23 pm
I did not know that. Thank god
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9:29 pm
There is nothing funny about burning in hell for all time, which just happens to be the fate awaiting gays.
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4:03 am
I’d prefer burning in hell, than becoming an eternal slave to some narcissist in the sky.
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6:26 pm
This nonsence. Anyone who has done a moderate amount research knows that volcanos of this magnitude are caused by the Fire Trolls that were banished there by Wodin and the gods’ Athing for screwing Wodin’s dogs.
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7:00 pm
“Behold God’s power! Today the citizens of Iceland flee in fear and panic, as God has but snapped his fingers and puffed his nostrils to ignite a volcano with his fury against gays!
God is disgusted by gays, lesbians, transgenetic gays and double gays! Their stench fills his nostrils with sulfur and he breathes out caustic fires of judgement and wrath! For it is written!:”
You misspelled the word judgment.
Transgenetic means more than one type of gene.
There is no such thing as a double gay.
20% of your exclamation points were a mistake.
“God has made the air so thick with smoke so no one can escape on flights! Don’t you see, oh stubborn stiffneck Gentiles of Iceland! ”
A Gentile is someone who is not Jewish.
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8:47 pm
Hahah. further proof the author is just a crazy, cranky old man who’s mad he’s stuck married to a 300-year old fat toad. <3
But more to the point, Where the hells canada's and britain's volcanoes then? They've had gay marriages/civil unions for a while now.. californias been a little hip-hoppity about it.. there are a few other places in northeastern america. Maybe god just thought iceland needed to warm up a little if it really was him?
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7:51 pm
Yeah, people’ve been pretty pissed off about it over here. Planes were cancelled and we, as a nation, like to complain.
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1:39 am
Oh yeah God is causing a disruption to air traffic over the north Atlantic that will show ‘em
You would have though that if God was doing this because of Gay marriage he would be a bit more obvious about his meaning like spelling out “No Gays” in magma or something.
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1:51 am
God does not do parlor tricks to please you. Show some respect.
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4:00 am
Then why do you insist he does parlor tricks to further whatever personal bias you happen to have?
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6:42 pm
Yes. God does not do parlor tricks.
But he sure does wipe people out a lot, if this site is to be believed. And, you know, he does it in ways that are completely open to interpretation.
Personally, I thought the volcanic cloud was due to human environmental abuse- you know, poetic justice and all that. But I guess it was because of the gays.
Everything wrong on earth is because of the gays. Or China. That’s the message I’m getting from this site. Surely there are other mass human sins that God would warn us about?
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6:49 pm
Or liberals and communists. You can’t forget them…
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1:53 am
or atheist lol
but No christians of course not They never killed anywayone in 2000 years (cough crusadecouch couchinquisitioncough coughwitchhuntcough coughblackslaverycough coughdestructionofalotofpeacefulnationcough rapeofmanyforeigenrwomenwhoyouinvadecough)
I over exagerate But the Idea is there all the bad thing happen in the world is almost about christian ( note the “ALMOST” )
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2:34 am
errr ZZZZ BORING
first your God surely loves to actually condemn the whole europe oh by the way there is also volcanos in USA and they already erupted a lot of time sin history does its means it’s because of Gay ??? I don’t think so
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5:09 am
False. About 800 people have been evacuated in Iceland, many of the for a second time in a month, because there was a smaller eruption in March. Hardly countless. There are no homes burning. The damage has been due to a flood, because the eruptions occurred under a glacier and melted large volumes of ice.
The winds are blowing from the West as they usually are in Iceland, blowing the ash plume off the island. Reykjavik has escaped the damage almost completely, so most Icelanders are not affected much. The same can’t be said for the air traffic of Western Europe, which is grounded almost completely at the moment.
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8:42 am
did you see the radar pics of this volcano? very demonic! maybe satan is mad at all the religiion in iceland? i do not think its about the gay folks. gays do not like the cold.
http://icelandreview.com/icelandreview/daily_news/?cat_id=16539&ew_0_a_id=360867
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10:25 pm
You people are fucking insane.
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9:24 am
Hail Satan!
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