God Strikes Homo Sin-marinated Baja, Mexicali, Coachella and Palm Desert California with 7.2 Earthquake

Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
• ChristWire
April 5, 2010 12:32 am21 comments

The end times are nigh! God is growing sick of how Mexicans are being allowed to wander through his ordained kingdom of America, the prophesied defender of Israel!

God grows sick and tired of how California is foul with the combustible juices of homosexual sin! The scent burns his eyes and wretches his stomach, so it is no surprise that he has hurled his great wrath at Mexico and Southern California!

Behold this map which shows the cities that has incurred punishment from their Master.

This earthquake is no surprise. The Bible foretold of these events as the end days approached. Soon Christ will come like a thief in the night, so children get your hearts right. He will slip in and take all souls who are right and they shall dwell in heaven.

The rest shall suffer the reign of Satan and then look forward to an eternity in Hell.

Praise God for rumbling his earth for 45 seconds, shaking the very plates that hold up a large kingdom of sin. Murders. Black drugs. Mexicans. Abortionists. Hollywood. Whores and atheist demons. It is no wonder God does not just do away with California now.

This is just a preseason to the true wrath God will unleash during the rapture. Do not be caught and take heed to these prophesied warnings. They will only increase and get worse as our Lord’s anger grows to explosive heights and he floods the entire Earth with fire! Glory!

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21 Comments

  • Flying Spagetti Monster!

    You do realize idiot that there are Christians among that earthquake! God made everyone, including MEXICANS! RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE SO IGNORANT!! Be careful what you praise you might also be caught in an earthquake some day or an natural disaster!

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  • I was jacking off to gay porn when it happened. the rumbling helped me achieve an orgasm that I’ve only previously dreamed of. OH HAPPY DAYS for god has blessed me with thy largest amount of semen I’ve ever produced in one sitting. It was truely a blessing. Thank you heavenly father, my cumshot is proof of your grace and knowing.

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  • o god made the earth shake and here i thought it was the something to do with science. gees what was i thinking, plates shifting on a earth that “god” made. You religious nut jobs are on a loosing end of a great change. 30 years from now atheist in america will out number the warped minds of religion. europe and china are there now and soon the world will be to. THERE IS NO GOD.

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  • it’s already started but there is religious fanatic who try to “save our soul” by converting us to religion

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  • American science

    The author is an idiot. God does not prefer America, as he loves and cares about all humans on this planet. Quit using the term “kingdoms of sin”, when you are a corrupt and unjust imbecile. Also, quit creating your own prejudices. Oh yeah, I just have to tell you that I support abortion. Even though we are killing human embryos, who wants overpopulation? Not me! Learn about plate tectonics and subduction zones, as well…

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  • “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Mohandas Gandhi
    Fortunately there are logical people in this world, and as the years go by there are fewer and fewer people who think this way. They preach loving one another, treating others as they would want to be treated, and this is what we get from them. Time to stop being so hypocritical and wake up.

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  • When God was passing out the brains, this guy was obviously passed by.

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  • Haha, this makes me laugh. How can you even say something like this, you fucking retard. And your suppose to be a reverend? I don’t fucking think so.
    Being half Mexican, I can say that Mexicans are probably the MOST religious people that I have seen. Pictures of God and the Virgin Mary cover their walls. And why would he only perfer America? From the stories in the Bible that I have been forced to listen to, there isn’t one about America. I’m not Catholic or Christain, but, damn…Grow up. I think you need to step down from your throne and let someone who KNOWS what they are talking about take over. It’s reverends/priests/pastors like that have made me turn away from the religion because of all your bullshit.

    And another thing, and I’ve always had to wonder about this, WHY in the hell would God send his sons and daughters to hell because of their sexuality? Isn’t he suppose to be forgiving?

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  • REally?

    So as a preacher, you have been blessed with the power to condemn humans, your kind or not?

    Amazing. I want to know who your God is so I can be “holier than thou” too. It’s amazing how the most biased, irreverent, hypocritical humans are always preachers or priest or men of “the cloth”. How do you live with the fact that you are put in your position to guide people to love each other…and yet you abuse your position to misdirect and create hate?

    God did not intend that. If there is a HELL…you will certainly be on a long visit there!!!!

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  • This guy took way too many drugs as a kid… You should be part of the KKK not a Christian group guy

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  • How could this be punisment if nobody died and there was no damage due the epicenter of the quake being so deep in the earth(20 miles deep!) and in the middle of an area with human population. Unless God has bad aim.

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      You sinning idiot! There was large damage reported

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      • If so how come it wasn’t a huge 3 day news story like Haiti or Chile?

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        • Tyson Bowers III

          Because the media doesn’t love American. They are more worried about savages in other countries. Savages make “entertaining” television

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          • If that’s true then how com they talked about 9/11 and Hurrican Katrina for a week!

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          • Tyson Bowers III

            because it involved blacks

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          • Then tell me why we don’t hear anything about the war in the Congo! So far it has killed 4 million people(blacks!) Try expaining that asshole!

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        • War in Congo also killed innocent American peacekeepers. They cannot talk about it without making America’s military look good, so they just ignore it in the liberal media.

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          • OK, so you said that the media doesn’t make the earthquake a huge story because they hate Americans. Then I asked about 9/11 and Katrina and you said because blacks were involved, even though majority of the people that died on 9/11 were white. Now your saying they don’t report on Congo because there white Americans there yet 99% of the people that died were black. That makes no sense!

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          • They don’t matter, just how many Americans were lost and the only Americans lost were the ones there protecting to Congolese. So, the only way to report that story is to show how American soldiers were once more laying to lay down their life to bring freedom to other people.

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  • Kami Yokoshima Kami Yokoshima

    If this earthquake was supposed to be like a thief in the night I can assure you it obviously didn’t do a good job.

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