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RedditHugh Hefner is now an eternal enemy of God and country. As you know, we have campaigned for the last 5 years to have the sinful Hollywood sign removed from over LA.
We argued, that the sign is an offense to Christians and therefore should not be the burden of the taxpayer. Finally, politicians listened and also due to the budget crisis, agreed to remove the sign so as not to waste our money on its upkeep.
Our prayers were being answered, but then Satan unleashed his wild card! A whore monger named Hugh Heffner!
Hugh is an old man who wears robes and fornicates with prostitutes and then puts them into magazines to corrupt young men. He uses flsh play to tempt young teens into thinking about unnatural things and giving him money to do so.
So imagine my lack of surprise to find out Heffner has now put up almost $1 million of his own money to ruin our ChristWire against Hollywood sign campaign! He is starting a counter-campaign to lobby California legislature to allow the sign to remain, and he is offering to maintain it himself!
God does not like Hollywood, it is full of defector socialists and pornography. It is against America and now Hugh Heffner has lost all chance of repenting for his years of mongering whores. I guess he will never have to ask for a light for his cigar where he is going.
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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Yeah, those rednecks are definitely getting in the way of multimillionaire Hugh Heffner. I guess I know who I’ll be seeing on cloud nine, then…
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“Hugh is an old man who wears robes and fornicates with prostitutes”
Like Jesus, you mean?
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wow, Abe, you my friend are a douchebag. The hollywood sign is a part of our history.
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yeah so what? you guys are an insult to the rest of us . let’s tear you down aswell.
you see when he decides tyo pay with his own money you no longer get to use the “but it’s a waste of our money” argument because it isn’t anymore… now what else do you got?
finding it insulting is not enough i’m insluted every time i see a church. either take every church down with the sign or no deal.
anything else you wanna use as an argument?
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Please explain to me how a 9-letter sign is sinful. I’m having a hard time getting my head around that one…
I don’t get this one either:
“He uses flsh play to tempt young teens into thinking about unnatural things and giving him money to do so”
First off, what is “flsh”? Secondly, if a teen boy fantasizes about fucking one of the women in the magazine, how is that unnatural? I thought you Christ-fags were all for heterosexual copulation. Or have you had a “Come to Jesus Moment” and decided gay sex is pretty okay, too?
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Hugh Henffner’s the man!
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