Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzles with Mexicans
It has only been weeks since our friend Derek van Buren warned us about Vajazzling, the newest threat to your college son, and now we see already the Mexicans and Hollywood are capitalizing on it.
As I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about this week, I thought to see if whores were uploading videos of themselves doing this and then trying to link it to boys in their college classes, to trick tehm and get them all enticed. Devilwhores!
But instead, I see a Mexican tv show conspirting with Hollywood actresses named Jennifer Love Hewitt. I see that he is encouraging her and other celebrities to make this threat national, but them all trying to make girls think it is so cool to vajazzle to entice men!
Boys go to college to learn stuff more gooder, you whore women! Not look at your sparkly satan treats! These antics are going to burn you down there and not stop burning until you are all in hell, for the bible says tempt not the innocent!
Boys are still usually innocent and fresh from the home when they get to college, but then start hanging around ethnic drugs from the basketball team and now these whore girls who bespectacle their satan gardens with sparkling crops of sin! Whoes!
I am so frustrated rightr now and I am going to find this Mexican show and demand they go stick to their own YouTube. Thank God who are sending our robot drones down there to get them all!
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Author: Abe
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11:11 am
Ahhh! I thought she use to be America’s sweetheart!
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11:12 am
But now she lies vajazzled with Mexicans.
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11:31 am
sounds hot i would do her
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1:42 pm
“Boys go to college to learn stuff more gooder, you whore women!”
Like spelling and grammar, you mean? Why are you so obsessed with “vajazzling”, Abe? Surely researching this stuff must be immoral, as you see all those pictures of hot young women with not much clothing? Oh, I forgot: you don’t research anything. Just looking at porn then, and you happened to see this video. I suppose you didn’t watch it, and came straight here to warn us all, definitely not getting in a good wank. Yes, you are a fine example for the youth of today. You spend all day on here posting nonsensical ‘articles’ (and I use that term loosely) and trying to convince educated and sensible people that they are going to hell because they are ‘evil’ atheists and ‘sinful’ homosexuals who are ‘corrupting’ our children with their ‘wicked’ ways. You are quite frankly disgusting.
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2:02 pm
”As I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about this week, I thought to see if whores were uploading videos of themselves doing this and then trying to link it to boys in their college classes, to trick tehm and get them all enticed”
That’s sound pervert, Abe.
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3:59 pm
“But instead, I see a Mexican tv show conspirting with Hollywood actresses named Jennifer Love Hewitt”
There’s more than one actress named Jennifer Love Hewitt? Who knew?!?!
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7:56 pm
I thought this was a family site. Now I see that there are articles featuring uncensored pastry vaginas and discussions about vaginal artwork.
Truly, a site by Christians, for Christians, about Christians.
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10:40 am
Is this a joke website? No one really writes “more gooder,” right? And no one can really say “devilwhores” with a straight face? And surely no one believes there is any weight to this terribly written, terrible researched article.
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10:23 pm
This is awesome. Abe you make me laugh, you scary religious fanatic. Your spelling and grammar are awful as are most of the articles on this website. I see that most of the comments are apposing the thoughts represented in the articles so it’s hard to take any of the content here seriously.
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3:10 pm
As Frank Zappa said “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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3:17 pm
Is this for real?! You have got to be kidding me. First thing Abe you are a creepy perv! Second, devilwhore? Really? If you believe that ” Boys are still usually innocent and fresh from the home when they get to college” then not only are you a creepy perv, but a blind one at that. Oh one last thing God Bless the sparkly Satan treats! LOL
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5:33 pm
Vajazzling with Mexicans! The very nerve of this Jennifer Lust Hewitt!!! That’s just not right. The Virgin Mary didn’t bajazzle with Mexicans. My own mother would NEVER bojazzle with any Mexicans, I promise! (well… maybe with a Colombian or two, but not often) Buhjizzling with Mexicans, what horrid debauchery will this hussy think of next?!? Gawd deliver us, post-haste.
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12:51 am
This is not a “Mexican Show.”
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