Jon Stewart, Steve Carrell and Stephen Colbert Spread Homogay Agenda
Shield the eyes of the innocent, for the gays strike once again.
We all know that statistics: for every one gay, four children get improperly diddled. Over 73% of the STIs in America are attributed to these people and their pervert bedroom activities. Last year a staggering 2% of Americans announced they were gay (coincidentally, the same number of self-professing atheists) and by direct correlation, America had its worst economy and crime since the time Hitler was coming to power. It is all related.
Despite the fact that most Americans know that since gays are marinated in the foul juices of homosexuality, they will burn in the firepits of hell for all time, Satan still convinces people to keep making a weird choice to tinkle others’ secret parts of the same kind.
We now see liberal media idols Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and actor Steve Carrell proudly join in the putrid parade of ped gay. They have stripped their shirts away and are trying to lure their main demographic, young college boys, your sons, into looking up their flesh.
They lure young men with “jokes” that are against “authority”, then slip in a brainwashing skit about how it’s okay to twiddle rompus with your roommates and then sashay around without shirts. Sickos!
I wish we could still form morality mobs and carry out locale justice, because I would gather stones and lead the righteous against these liberal media sickos. They try to pervert our children with their celebrity antics and words, then use that authority to get them to bend over their morality in ways that are against our Constitution, country and God!
Jon Stewart is liberally Jewish and already has much for which to atone, but now he can add GAY SUPPORT to his resume for hell! Stephen Colbert tries to use reverse psychology to trick us all, but he is nothing but a veil wolf in a sheep’s skin. Baaaa I hope he yells as Satan burns the wool right off in his eternal suffering!
Steve Carrell acts in non-funny movies and yet still gets new deals. Deals with Satan.
These men have now crossed the line of political debauchery to perverting nature and God’s creation. Let them all burn with the rest of the gay shaft that plagues the fruitful crops of reproduction meant to be had by all married creation on Earth. Warning: The following video media contains the homogay agenda and is a recruiting tool of the liberal media. Immediately order your women/children to leave the room before reviewing for your local parenting/media watch group.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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2:22 pm
I really wish I could have been in that skit with them, the very thought of their homogay bodies rubbing on mine is just too exhilarating to describe using the words of mere mortals. Unfortunatly I have to contain myself and continue to use my male sex dolls for more research of the most religious varity. Please Excuse me.
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4:12 pm
win!!!
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6:26 pm
Well, as we all know, Abe, 100% of people who go by “Abe” on the internet are child molesters who rape and murder both young girls and boys. Since Christwire appeared on the internet, the economy has trended downward until we hit a proper recession, where it has stayed ever since. And fully 42% of people that wear hats in their profile pictures are bisexual athiest rapists that have children by their own daughters.
Isn’t it fun to make up statistics? I’ve got another one- 2% of people think that this site is actually worth reading. 90% of people think it isn’t. 8% think that its commentators deserve to be ripped apart and read it solely for that reason.
Cite your sources when you quote statistics. Otherwise, you’re just drawing numbers out of a hat, and anyone with an education will see at a glance just how much of an idiot you really are.
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6:40 pm
Yeah, did you hear? Surveys have shown that made-up numbers are just as good as real numbers. How many surveys, you say? 24.
Let’s see if anyone gets that. Most people so far have just looked at me like I’m mad.
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9:11 pm
All that flabby pale skin is sickening. How any woman could find these creatures attractive is beyond me.
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9:24 pm
“All that flabby pale skin is sickening. How any woman could find these creatures attractive is beyond me.”
Have you looked in the mirror recently? Or is your mirror not big enough?
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9:51 pm
I cut a fine image in my younger days!
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10:03 pm
And I’m Mickey Mouse.
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5:56 pm
We’re not talking about your younger days, Billings. Those guys up there? They’re actors. Fully twenty percent of their job is to look good. Back in the day, they looked ridiculously good.
Now, they just look good. You, on the other hand, have admitted that you do not.
Glass houses. Stones. There’s a lesson to be learned here.
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7:00 pm
Are you sexually attracted to me? I am really going to be sick now.
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7:11 pm
He didn’t say that. Think mighty highly of yourself don’t you, Billings?
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12:08 am
“Are you sexually attracted to me? I am really going to be sick now.”
Narcissism much? If I were sexually attracted to hyperbolic, hypocritical, homophobic, bile-filled, fat, high-horse idiots who lie about their profession, I dare say I would shoot myself.
If you were hot, young, reasonable, local, interesting, interested and fun, I would probably be attracted to you. Unfortunately, only one of that list is true. Go ahead, try to pick which one. Remember that it by choosing one, you exclude all of the others.
You’re a whiny little misfit, and since you cannot find happiness in women in real life, you find it in degrading women and homosexuals on the internet. I sincerely doubt that anyone would be attracted to you. If they are, I’d certainly like to meet them- the sheer level of Stockholm Syndrome they have to have gone through would be extraordinary.
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8:03 am
Intelligent.
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1:53 pm
Is that your final answer?
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5:34 pm
“My god. You’re like a trained ape, only without the training.”
-Simon Tam, Firefly.
Do you actually read anything, Billings? That wasn’t one of the options.
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7:18 pm
Holy shit that’s so fucking hot.
I’m going to go masterbate in my bedroom right now.
Be right back.
If you’re lucky enough I’ll video tape it and email it to you.
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8:02 pm
“Are you sexually attracted to me? I am really going to be sick now.”
You really think highly of yourself, don’t you? The answer is NO, he is NOT sexually attracted to you. Nobody is attracted, sexually or otherwise, to ugly tubs of lard like yourself.
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12:17 am
Hey, Claire, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s not the ugliness or the fatness; this is the Internet after all (I assume you’re not a cat). It’s the bile. The sheer eyeball-bleeding level of hatred that he spews onto the internet every couple days. And the stupidity. If he were smart, reasonable and balanced, I would most certainly be attracted to him. Hotness and youth are bonuses.
Unfortunately, he can’t use english, he can’t think of both sides of any issue, he quotes bullshit statistics from biased sources and he is terminally hateful. So, no, I’m not attracted to him.
It’s a pity, really. He probably had so much riding on my desiring him.
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12:20 am
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING LUST IN YOUR PANTS. I WANT NO PART OF IT. I AM A DECENT AND MORAL MAN WHO LOVES GOD AND COUNTRY AND YOU PEOPLE MAKE THE BILE RISE UP AND FLOOD MY MOUTH. YOU SHALL NEVER RISE ABOVE YOUR VILE DEBAUCHERY.
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12:39 am
I do not want you, Billings. I apologize if my reasoned posts have given you the impression that I do.
But I forgive your bigotry.
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12:17 pm
Switch to decaf, Billings.
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2:41 am
God loves everyone, so i wont say he doesnt love you. But what you do is hate. you spread hate and a vile message. God loves the people you condemn because they are his children, and if you keep it up you will have a first class ticket into the fiery pit of HELL. You psychotic jackass.
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10:34 pm
“for every one gay, four children get improperly diddled.”
Does this mean there is a way to PROPERLY diddle children?
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5:22 pm
Billings, if your article wasn’t serious it would be as funny as The Daily Show itself.
I guess that douche-bag president that lied to us about WMD’s had nothing to do with our economy going bad. I mean he inherited a balanced budget and a 4 trillion dollar debt and left us with a 1.3 trillion dollar budget deficit and a 9.5 trillion dollar debt. But maybe you’re right, that had nothing to do with our economy today, it must be all those Fags that caused our economy to collapse, all 2% of our population (your words, not mine) not the neo-con white Wall St. hetero bankers that your douche-bag president said “Were to big to fail”. Remember, Bush signed off on the first 800 billion dollar bailout.
Billings, you’re not a Christian, you’re not going to heaven, heaven has no place for hatred. God does not love you because you say “you love him”, he will judge you for how you treat your fellow man and trust me, he knows how you treat him. You are a vile and hateful man who’s rhetoric parallels Adolph Hitler.
Get help, I am sure there is a Catholic priest that would love to talk to you alone in a dim lit room.
As for the quality of your writing, you state: for every one gay, four children get improperly diddled. I know you have no legitimate statistics to back up that claim but I do want to ask you one thing, is their a “proper” way to diddle a child?
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