Laura Bush Reveals Atheist Germans Tried to Poison President George W. Bush, Her

Abe
• ChristWire
April 28, 2010 9:03 pm11 comments

Anger! Anger! Alert!

The Germans are attacking President George W. Bush with poison! Our First Lady, the beautifully Christian Laura Bush has revealed the goosesteppters tried to take out our president! Report:

Laura Bush book suggests poison at German summit: report

(AFP) – 5 hours ago

NEW YORK — Former first lady Laura Bush writes in her forthcoming autobiography that she and her husband George W. Bush may have been poisoned when they became ill at a summit in Germany in 2007, the New York Times reported Wednesday.

Writing in her book “Spoken from the Heart,” due to be released in May, Laura Bush says that the US Secret Service probed whether the presidential delegation may have been poisoned at the G8 summit.

George W. Bush spent part of the summit bedridden.

Doctors concluded that they had contracted a virus, she said, according to the Times report.

However “we never learned if any other delegations became ill, or if ours, mysteriously, was the only one,” Laura Bush wrote.

She also wrote about a fatal November 1963 car accident when she was 17 in Texas and at the wheel of a car that hit another, killing the driver, a fellow student.

“I lost my faith that November, lost it for many, many years,” she writes.

“It was the first time that I had prayed to God for something, begged him for something, not the simple childhood wishing on a star but humbly begging for another human life. And it was as if no one heard.”

The book is also devoted, according to the Times report, to rebutting critics of her husband. She calls insulting comments by the Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid “uncalled for and graceless.”

Now we must be on full alert! The Japanese are coming!

Last time they did this they attacked everyone and set the Japos to get us! It is time for us to pray and NUKE the following:

1) German NAZI
2) Japos
3) Gays
4) Commies
5) Atheist Demons
6) Sneaking Mexicans Dirties

They are all against America and attacked us during WW2, and now they try to kill one of the greatest American presidents of the new American century and world leaders of all time! How could they bring such hate to a man of peace!

NAZIs! We will not forget and now let us finish off Germans! So angered and this is grounds for WAR!

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11 Comments

  • Captain Obvious

    “The Germans are attacking President George W. Bush with poison! Our First Lady, the beautifully Christian Laura Bush has revealed the goosesteppters tried to take out our president!”
    I only wish they had succeeded. As in, the day after 9/11 before we could get this silly trillion+ dollar debt and pointless war. It started in Bush’s administration. Obama inherited it.

    “Now we must be on full alert! The Japanese are coming!
    Last time they did this they attacked everyone and set the Japos to get us! It is time for us to pray and NUKE the following:
    1) German NAZI
    2) Japos
    3) Gays
    4) Commies
    5) Atheist Demons
    6) Sneaking Mexicans Dirties”
    Pray for what?
    No, the Japanese did not attack everyone.
    Nazis are not always German.
    Gays do not try to destroy us. Don’t cite a religious website to try and fail to disprove it.
    Communism is a good concept. But every Communist leader has been a tyrant. Not Communism’s fault.
    Atheists are not all demons. They are the voice of reason.
    Mexicans dirties? Two plurals do not make a phrase more important, they make the writer look like a second grader.

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  • Kami Yokoshima Kami Yokoshima

    My Poor Abe:

    The Bush Family is the poison of this country as far as I’m concerned! Thanks to them we have the largest deficit ever! In my own opinion, which you are free to take or discard at your own dispense, I believe there is good, evil, and politics! Politics are the evil of evil! I’d much rather see the Devil himself and the Lord, Jesus Christ join forces and rid this world of politics than see the politicians rule onward through time corrupting our future generations! Once again, George Washington did say, ” Don’t get involved in political parties!” And what did we do? … … …Exactly!

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  • Kami why do you support Barack Obama and the murder of innocent children? If you are not with President George W. Bush, then you support Muslism and what they did to us on 9/11.

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  • Adam Nelson why did you support Bush and support the Murder of children as well ( iraquis civilian who was also children )

    see I cna Play on the same ground as well

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  • a man of peace do not start wars. bush started wars. bush is not and never will be a man of peace.
    also i fail to see whaere in the text you provided anything about who did it is said. once again i remind you t´hat asumptions used as facts are bad.

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    • Kami Yokoshima Kami Yokoshima

      I agree with you. Bush is not one to keep peace and will never understand what that might be. For God’s sake, he smiled when he talked about the war in Iraq! Shouldn’t that be a red flag?

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  • Where in the article does it say anything at all about nazis, atheist germans or anyone at all in specific?

    You are taking the news article out of context, and thus are creating false news. From what I understand, that isn’t legal.

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  • I think that You should be immediatley readmitted to whatever nut hospital you escaped from. Technically we are all immigrants, unless You are of Native American (Indian) descent, then you my friend are also an immigrant, you dont belong either. Furthermore, Bush was like having an overgrown and immature teenager in the Oval office, yeah smart move.

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    • If we are immigrants, then why is this country named America and why does our money say IN GOD WE TRUST. Why do we pledge as ONE NATION UNDER GOD. This is American and it belongs to God. We are ordained to be here in our country.

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