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    Michelle Obama is A Gothic (picture evidence)

    April 2, 2010 5:07 am 25 comments
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  • Today we find disturbing photos which prove Michelle Obama is a Gothic.

    For those who are not in the know, Gothics are the people who wear black clothing and are responsible for blood violence in many high schools. They never smile and do dangerous drugs like magic mint and even methodone as it makes them “gloomy”.

    What a sad thing to know that the first lady of the White House is no different than the Twilight vampire kids we have seen at our malls, hanging around “stores” like Hot Topic and Urban Outfitters.

    Michelle Obama is no example for her daughters let alone the young women of America. How can we have our daughters look up to someone who supports a lifestyle that promotes sharp spikes, knives and worship of false gods.

    Stats show that Goths are responsible for the spread of rabies (due to vampire/animal biting rituals) and assaults in high schools nationwide.

    Before reviewing this following evidence, please have a talk with your children about the dangers of Gothism. Let them know that it only leads to a life of misery and we all know misery loves company. Too bad that company will be Satan in hell.

     Michelle Obama is A Gothic (picture evidence)

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    25 Comments

    • What is wrong with you?

      You are unbelievably pathetic. Get a life, unless it is too late

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    • What a drab “first lady”. I can’t wait until we get a chance to put McCain into office in 2012, or maybe even Palin.

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    • “Stats show that Goths are responsible for the spread of rabies (due to vampire/animal biting rituals) and assaults in high schools nationwide.”

      really? well stats also show that christians are resposible of the sprwad of terrorism and molestation of children.

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    • jesus christ II

      this looks like something one highschool girl would blog about another highschool girl

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    • so wearing black is a Sin ??? why Black exist than ( I mean the color )

      and you really Believe In ghost or Vampire ??? but not In theory of evolution … LOL what a Bunch of redneck you are

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    • The word is “goth.” It comes from the Goths, a tribe that grew to power during the Dark Ages (early in the first millenium). They were Christians. Most modern goths are also christians, just with a slightly darker edge- rather than ritual self-flagellation (a common Christian method of worship) they aim for the mental self-abuse. And you’re an asshole for saying depressed people are hell-bound. It’s called mental illness, Abe.

      More importantly, what statistics are you using here?

      Even more importantly, what evidence are you using to make these claims? Michelle Obama’s preference for black clothing? A single image of her frowning? Well, Abe, you’re clearly KKK, since they prefer white and the one image we have of you shows you in white clothing. There we are. Case proven.

      That would also explain the galloping racism.

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      • zeldafreak3

        duuuuuude
        THANK YOU
        finally someone else who paid attention in history class
        praise be the lord
        oh wait…im Wiccan
        whoops =P

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    • Just for the Craic

      “are responsible for blood violence in many high schools.”

      They’re Goths for Christ’s sake. Between me and a Goth I think we all know who they’re more likely to harm…

      “do dangerous drugs”

      No, that’s stoners.

      “Stats show that Goths are responsible for the spread of rabies”

      *twitch* Stop making up these statistics. Do you have any idea how annoying it is? *twitch*

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    • I myself am a goth (Not the fags you see flocking Hot Topic screaming about how they want to fuck Edward Cullen). Goth is NOT about devil worship or being moody all the time. It’s about expressing the darker aspects of life, and enjoying “different” hobbies such as art. Suddenly it’s “evil” to express yourself? Find something better to do than whine about how you want to suck Christ’s dick and act butthurt about everything you see that doesn’t involve conforming to the unnatural lifestyle of religion. All it’s done in history is lead people to suppress their natural instincts, which is not right.

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      • Kami Yokoshima Kami Yokoshima

        I am glad you’ve made a stand here.

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      • zeldafreak3

        Geth…
        oh.my.fucking…wait i cant finish that cos i dont believe in god…
        anyway
        THAAAAAANK you thank you thank you
        finally someone else who hates twilight
        you,me,drinks in a graveyard?
        or maybe just a plain ol bar is better lol

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    • Abe, can you finish this statement? It really applies to your attitude/behavior in a valid manner!

      wheel_stfu.jpg

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    • An inkjet printer

      Michelle Obama would like to tell you to…

      STFU-Whiteboy.jpg

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    • Seriously people.

      It is “Christians” like the ones that think up baseless stories like these that made me reevaluate my faith. You know the one thing that is really going to mightily perturb Jesus uppon his return. The immensely screwed up things “Christians” have done in his name. Please read the whole bible and not just quote your favorite verses.

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    • Why is Michelle Obama yelling at that young man in the picture?

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      • American science

        You are pathetic. By the power vested in me and by the consent of many other people, I declare you a dipsh*t. Do you want this for attention? Just tell me…

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      • To respond a bit more politely, that’s not Michelle Obama. We don’t all look alike, Nelson, and if you were a bit less of a racist you would see that.

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      • She do look angry there, looks about college age. He probably asked her to turn down her loud music in the library.

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    • So you’re saying that by wearing black clothing, that automatically makes someone a Goth and therefore is a sinner. Maybe you should make it your mission to go around the country and warn all those in choirs who wear black robes that they are Goth and spreading rabies and they’re sinners.

      Oh! And while you’re at it…. Please visit all the Amish folks as well because I don’t think they got the memo!

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    • OMGoodness you make my head hurt.

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    • You’re such a great comedian =)

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    • The term is “Smart Alec”. Don’t even get me started on all the deliberate lies you’ve spouted….. good grief.

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    • Gothic…. what? “Gothic” is an adjective.

      Anywho, the cultural goths aren’t bad people, it’s the fad goths and the ones that go based on an untrue steryotype. Either way, I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama does not qualify. Reasearch is good for you, try it sometime

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    • Darth Chicken

      PMSL @ you missguided small minded fools!
      Goths are just a subset of our culture (that’s almost any culture) every society have had radicals
      While we’re on the blame game
      Hitler was a Christian remember him? How many deaths
      The crusades ( yes both of them as well as the children’s crusade) were a Christian event and to my shock I have recently learnt that the “Christians” ATE some of their victims (yes it’s true and documented on both sides of the conflicts)
      How about the Spanish Inquisition?

      Crusades (1095-1291) = 1-5 million
      Witch Hunts (1400-1800) = est 20-100 thousand
      Spanish Inquisition (1478-1834) = est 32 thousand

      consider the world population at these times.
      Now I understand that the witch hunts and the inquisition were more to do with evil people using the church as a power base than real religion, but think of it, real Christians let it happen. The crusades were an atrocity not matched for Centuries. All of it was sanctioned and encouraged by the supreme leader of the christian faith at the time.
      Now again we see the same office voting in a Hitler Youth in his youth has evidence against him aiding child molesting bishops. Sorry guys but you have definately lost the concept of your own religion.
      As for the Author… What a comedian (or possibly a retard) a person wears black and they are a Goth? Priests are Goths are they?
      I am not in your country (thank goodness) so I don’t have to get out.
      I lead a good life and I am a good man, my family love me and I have 3 children that I am proud of. We all have our own beliefs none is part of some “organised” religion. We need no “organisation” to help us BE good people. We just are. So maybe all this nastiness comes down to “Christian” people don’t take responsibility for what they do.It’s too convienient to blame somone or something that is different or it’s vaguely referenced in some book.
      “I am me….and I take responsibilty for MY actions! I do not and will not use a deity or a publication as an excuse to be racist sexist cruel or belligerent”
      I see a LOT of evil in this world and more than most tend to be in the name of God (no matter what the religion) Let’s not bash Christians or Muslems or Calathumpians, let’s look at it… Organised religions breed evil, that’s it! Lot’s of good (but missguided) people join them. The Vast majority of child molesters in the world are clergy. Therefore I sensibly taught my children and will my grandchildren NEVER trust a priest, always keep on the guard against anyone that boasts of being part of an organised religion.

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    • All you ppl are fucking stupid as all fucking hell about this goth shit. get a fucking life and get ur mother fucking heads out of your god damn ass

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