• Michelle Obama is A Gothic (picture evidence)

    April 2, 2010 5:07 am 25 comments

    Today we find disturbing photos which prove Michelle Obama is a Gothic.

    For those who are not in the know, Gothics are the people who wear black clothing and are responsible for blood violence in many high schools. They never smile and do dangerous drugs like magic mint and even methodone as it makes them “gloomy”.

    What a sad thing to know that the first lady of the White House is no different than the Twilight vampire kids we have seen at our malls, hanging around “stores” like Hot Topic and Urban Outfitters.

    Michelle Obama is no example for her daughters let alone the young women of America. How can we have our daughters look up to someone who supports a lifestyle that promotes sharp spikes, knives and worship of false gods.

    Stats show that Goths are responsible for the spread of rabies (due to vampire/animal biting rituals) and assaults in high schools nationwide.

    Before reviewing this following evidence, please have a talk with your children about the dangers of Gothism. Let them know that it only leads to a life of misery and we all know misery loves company. Too bad that company will be Satan in hell.

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