Night Turns to Day Over Five States

Abe
• ChristWire
April 16, 2010 12:12 am5 comments

Residents of five states in America stood in shock and awe, as they witnessed the pitch black night sky instantly turn into the light of day.

This miracle of God came only moments after we received reports of Europe and Asia being punished for their foreign sins. God punished them with earthquakes and great fies, while he blessed us with awesome rays of his Sun. Glory!

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5 Comments

  • LOL WUT?

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  • I say if it was god, that he must of screwed up somewhere when making us. If he was really trying to make us in his image, he must of botched the process somewhere. We don’t look like burning orbs of fire

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  • Was that the fireball he sent to Missouri to warn the gays?

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  • American Science

    God blessed us with a meteorite… a meteorite. Even though it was a small sized meteorite, god has blessed America with high velocity, and heated projectiles, from space. When will you think for once?

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  • Wow. At first I thought you were talking about dawn. Did you ever take science? Are you an absolute idiot? Wait, I’m sorry, that was insulting. Perhaps you have a learning disability, you should apply for financial aid and get educated.
    It’s a goddam meteor. And they have been falling to earth for millions of years. Big effing surprise.

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