• Prayers Keep Tiger Woods From Winning Masters

    April 12, 2010 5:18 am 4 comments
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    Abe

    Tiger Woods has been declawed. Last week, the tempermental fornicator Tiger Woods thought he could cheat on America and then come back to win the Master’s Tournament.

    Tiger should still be living in shame and solitude; he should be thinking of ways to donate his life to serving Christ and have the decency to retire from golf.

    Tiger Woods has a bad attitude. After losing the tournament today and being told he is now cursed for cheating on us, here is the expression he makes:

    Look at that face; he really has no apologies. He has not repented in his heart and that’s why he could not even take fourth place today in the Masters. Whale a failure.

    Now that Woods knows he can’t overcome our prayers and only proper golfers will be blessed, let us now pray he falls into deep sadness and goes away for good.

    Tiger Woods is ruining golf with his depraved lifestyle and needs to be out. Let us pray for it!

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