Satan Creates New Type of Dragon
First it was gay scientists creating homo pink dolphin species, and now we find Satan himself joining in with his creation of a new demon dragon that has been found in South America.
It makes sense that Satan would start now with his dragon children. We all know the dangerous Chinese love dragon myth and the Bible warns the old serpent Satan is also a veiled dragon who hates everything good.
Hopefully some hunting parties go down to the Phillipines to wipe this low life animal out just to ruin Satan’s day. I’d gladly help pay for their munitions.
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8:27 am
Do we have any mission groups headed that way (with professors/biologists as part of the group)?
If so they can test to see if the creature seems native and if not, propose that we either kill it or send them to zoos to preserve the local flora/fauna. I’m willing to commit a financial contribution if that’s possible.
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8:53 am
thank god for contradictions huh?
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8:54 am
Satire or not, this articles fucking sick, I hope they wipe Christians out, they are all evil beings as it is.
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10:13 am
“And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.” – Genesis 1:24
“For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him” – Colossians 1:16
I could go on and on… bottom line: you have no idea what Christianity is about, evident in this and most of the other articles on this website. Good luck explaining that on Judgment Day.
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10:50 pm
your mother!
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3:03 pm
question : why did you mention the dragon is found in south america and at the end of your article you said : we must go to phillipines to Hunt them down
DO you know where is Phillipines ???
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8:12 pm
The Phillipines are NOT in South America.
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5:42 am
Thats right. Its a fairly large island south east of China.
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5:45 am
And for there is no confusion. Its not the big island called “Australia” The Phillipines are north from Australia.
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9:26 pm
actuyally it’s an archipelado of 17000 island ( or around That i think I have one more zero)
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5:38 am
Oh my… I thought somewhat smart people ran this site.. ok.. Your telling me a new demon dragon that has been found in South America? And the picture you provide looks like a normal lizard. And you suggest to send “some hunting parties” to “wipe this low life animal” ? All I’m gonna say is this, 1st off you all are monsters, 2nd … 2nd? why should i even talk to monsters?
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5:39 am
I’m sorry.. But do you REALLY BELIEVE THIS STUFF??!!! I cant even believe what I’m reading. You people make me sick.
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10:48 pm
I believe the real monster(s) here are you mortals who think you are right and everyone else is wrong simply because we don’t agree with you. Get your facts straight and stop pushing your beliefs on others, whether they are religious or not!
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3:12 pm
This is my new favorite web site. Abe, you are incredible. Keep writing this stuff!!
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12:23 am
You guys really need to watch the Nature channel. That dragon is a Komodo Dragon which has been around since the Dinosaurs like the Alligator. God created all the animal’s on this planet. And the pink Dolphins where not creating homo scientists, they also where around probably before man. You guys really believe things like this? I’m so sorry but you guys need help. I mean serious help.
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10:44 pm
I personally find dragons quite awesome, though the bible has agreed that they are tools of the Satan, in eastern cultures, dragons are actually very powerful but kind creatures with a highly respectful qualities! Westerners tend to exaggerate quite a bit on a lot of things; such as their cocks or their intelligent thinking abilities.
If Satan really did make dragons, then I would gladly side with him on this matter.
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5:01 pm
well this is strange and funny wow komoto dragon hu that is a cool looking animal au,revoir
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5:40 pm
yes I said cool but you must know that these creatures are Innocent not demonic. foolish people there mightbe Satan in the world but this is not it au,revoir!
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2:57 pm
This stuff is almost more funny than Jack Chick!
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