Satan Tried To Infiltrate My Home
Children of God, I have an important message for you all.
I regret to inform you that I caught my ex-son, Caleb, in one of the most sinning acts in the eyes of our lord. Yes, fellow cristians, I have caught my ex-son in a homo-gay relationship.
Satan has tried to infiltrate my house of God by using one of my own spawn. Under the ‘watchful’ eye of my less than trustworthy wife, I found that he has been partaking in dabbling in Satan’s pool of Homosexual lies. He has blinded my ex-child to the light of god, influencing him to walk the path of a sinner. I tried to show him of God, but the gay Japanese had already gotten to him with their gay anime pornography.
I found games such as Pokemon and Harvest Moon in his room. I have researched these games and found out that they use shiney graphics and cutesy beasts to lure children into buying the satanic homo-bait. I have discovered these games involve subtle homo-gay messages that fill your child’s minds with filth, such as disgusting transexuals and dressing males in disgraceful gay outfits designed by the Japanese.
I urge you to search through your child’s room for any games and research them online. You never know where satan is hiding.
Fear not, for I have already kicked this sinner out of my house and disowned him as my own child. I pray daily that his homosexual lies have not gotten to my two, beautiful christian daughters. My wife has recieved a gentle beating for her part in this unholy act of satan.
Satan has tried to destroy my peaceful, christian home using one of the most filthy methods of all. I have managed to stay strong and faithful to my lord, and will as many times as I must.
I must seek advice from you all. How should I further act to redeem my family in the eyes of the holy Lord?http://www.godhatesfags.com/
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Author: Henry Freeman
12:02 am
I’m sorry to hear about what you had to go through here. I suggest counseling for your son.
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12:38 am
You actually are the stereotypical homophobic parent. Well done.
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9:58 am
dude, i suggest you join us in the 21st century. being in a “homo-gay” relationship is the most sinful act in the eyes of the lord? really? not murder or something? and you beat your wife because it was her fault? how about taking some responsibility, dude. he is just as much your kid as hers. people like you are why i no longer go to church…hypocrite.
~austin
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11:40 am
You found some games with ”gay agenda” and you disowned your son? What a such father! Really! Seriously, I think he is more happy now because he is not with you anymore. You are such a really bad father and extremely homophobic.
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11:51 am
Harvest moon being gay ??? you smoked something or what
in this game you run a farm and you can even marry with a girls and go to church on sunday as well and you said it’s SINFUL mannn seriously I know now you are not christian not even close to any religion I know including satanism
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5:18 pm
I really feel sorry for your son. Disowned for owning Pokemon and Harvest Moon? Disowned because you thought he was gay? You ever think of joining us in the 21st century because you’re quite a few years too late for this shit.
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8:21 pm
Harvest Moon is a game in which you, a male, start a farm, marry a girl and have a family. In the female version, you marry a male, but otherwise it’s the same game.
Sounds homosexual-agenda-furthering to me! I mean, all those wholesome values and all that long-term planning. A proper Christian game has you tearing the heads off of the disbelievers before impaling them and letting their stinking corpses terrify your enemies! And then God comes down and smites them! That’s Christianity.
This Harvest Moon series, with its marriage and natural children and families… I shudder to think how many Japanese kids have been infected with its values.
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9:07 pm
Ok, I don’t even know where to start. First of all, this is the saddest article I have ever read. You are the absolute OPPOSITE of christ-like. Like others said, these porno-home-gay-inducing games you found are the most mainstream, harmless items your ex-son (that’s fucked up by the way) could get his hands on. Christ taught us to be accepting of all people (all races included, you bigot) and love them just the same…EVEN OUR ENEMIES! this is a blatant disregard for everything “your Lord” stood and stands for. I strongly suggest you wake up and actually READ the Bible so you can see the folly in your decisions and realize…”WOW, I guess I AM a waste-of-space asshole” and then go kill yourself, leaving a suicide note apologizing for YOUR sings against your own blood.
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2:06 pm
This is absolutely sickening! How can anyone believe it is alright to think like this in the twenty-first century? You disowned your son because of a couple of perfectly normal games? That’s ridiculous. Even if he was gay you shouldn’t disown him, he’s not doing anything wrong. You are the least Christian person I have ever met anywhere, including all the fuckwits like Billings and Bowers on this site. If I was your son I would have petitioned for emancipation a long time ago, and if I was married to you I would apply for divorce on grounds of spousal abuse and taken the children with me.
You asswipe.
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2:20 am
I’m sorry to hear about what you had to go through here. I suggest counseling for your son.
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3:02 pm
Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that your son really was turned gay by the Satanic presence of Japanese video games (which is a bit like saying dolphins cause earthquakes, but let’s leave that aside for a minute). Your response is to disown him and beat your wife? Apart from the fact that this is clearly an absurd overreaction that will probably scar your son for life (to say nothing of your wife, depending on how often you beat her), do you honestly think that’s what Christ would have done? Do you even know what the words love and compassion mean? There’s something seriously wrong with you.
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9:10 am
I had hoped that this website was a farse, but I’m becoming concerned. NOTHING gives you the right to abuse your wife and child. There is nothing wrong or unnatural about being gay, and POKEMON? Are you fucking kidding me?
If this is not a joke and you are actually a human being then consider me absolutely disgusted with the human race.
Don’t make me send Pikachu to seduce you with his spikey little tail and button nose. No man can resist a Pokemon…
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10:31 pm
look you. i am a god fearing woman my self. jesus died for me and i was baptized a baptist. however, those “gay” games as you call them…. well by god.. there are just games… yes gay is know part of this world.. just because your SON choise that life does not mean you kick him out and dis-own him. he is your blood, it also does nto mean he does not love god less. btw… have you not herd as of yet… beating your spouse is elegel to be doing, and i dont care if it was a slight or small or only a slapé no MAN has the right to lay hands on a WOMAN or vise versa. god created love and forgiveness….. try it out… and you know what…. may god see this as a chance to show you no mercy for how you treat your flesh and blood!!!!!!!!!!
welcome to this world!!!
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8:51 pm
You are a total asshole; if I was your son i’d be glad you disowned me.
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1:08 am
I will pray for you and your family… I suggest for them to undergo inner-healing and deliverance.
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6:38 am
You’re fucked up. Just because your son is GAY, you refuse to love him anymore and to take care of him? Which is your DUTY? To love him for WHO HE IS? And you BEAT your wife? That’s really fucked up. It’s not her fault. Maybe she was just LOVING and ACCEPTING him unlike YOU.
Get a life. Start paying attention. You’re going to have to start living with this because it’s all over now. You’re outnumbered. You should go to jail for beating your wife.
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1:37 pm
Best be trollin’ nigga.
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1:39 pm
02 Best be trollin’ nigga.
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03 Best be trollin’ nigga.
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04 Best be trollin’ nigga.
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1:40 pm
05 Best be trollin’ nigga.
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3:42 pm
lul christfaggotry
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7:23 pm
dude, it’s kind of fucked up that you would kick your son out of your house for playing video games.
ad harvest moon? that is a game where you work hard on your farm and try to woo a woman into marrying your character. that sounds like something that even a whitebread ignorant homophobe like you would approve of.
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12:11 am
REALLY? Being gay is the worlds worst sin?
Not murder or rape or anything? But being gay?
You need a seriously reality check and i feel bad for your son because it’s obvious he’s never going to be accepted by you. Congrats on scarring him for life and the development of future psychological problems!
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1:51 am
“one of the most sinning acts in the eyes of our lord.”
Is it sinful to be properly construct sentences?
“Yes, fellow cristians, I have caught my ex-son in a homo-gay relationship.”
Did you catch your son having gay sex? The rest of your blog mentions nothing but video games.
“the gay Japanese had already gotten to him with their gay anime pornography.”
It’s funny that you use the phrase “homosexual lies” before this. What makes you think Japanese people are any more gay than any other nationality?
“disgraceful gay outfits designed by the Japanese.”
If only those disgraceful gay outfits had been designed by an American everything would be ok.
“Fear not, for I have already kicked this sinner out of my house and disowned him as my own child.”
Thank god for that, I was a little worried that you might not massively overreact to your son playing a few harmless video games but you did.
“My wife has recieved a gentle beating for her part in this unholy act of satan.”
You’ve added wife-beating to your very very very long list of personality defects (homophobia, racism, belief in god etc.)
“Satan has tried to destroy my peaceful, christian home using one of the most filthy methods of all.”
Yeah, he used Christian fundamentalism and homophobia to break up your family. Beware: Christian values are the tools of Satan!
“I must seek advice from you all. How should I further act to redeem my family in the eyes of the holy Lord?”
You’ve now disowned your son and beaten your wife, there is only one more person to punish, someone even more guilty than your wife or son. Someone SO guilty I think you should use capital punishment. That person is YOU! Kill yourself now and all guilty parties will have recieved their just desserts.
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9:53 am
Ok.first of all. I am a christian. Jesus christ died for my sins so i cud go 2 heaven…and i have actually READ the bible. You are a FUCKING MORON!!! Ur son probably isnt even GAY!!! he just played POKEMON!!! and i didnt buy harvest moon because i thought it was TOO KIDDY!!! there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with what you son did! the only sinner i see here is YOU. and BEATING you WIFE?!!! that is exactly OPPISITE of what the bible teaches!!! and i am GLAD that you disowned your son! an im sure he’s glad too! why wud anyone want to live with YOU! your wife should FUCKING divorce you, and give you a NOT SO FUCKING GENTLE beating!!! as for your daughters—I hope they leave you too!!! so they can LIVE their life!!! God wants his children to be HAPPY!!! what the fucking hell is wrong with you!??? you fucking shity FAGGOT! i bet YOU’RE gay!
and ONE MORE THING you PATHETIC little excuse for a christian…
I am the absolute BIGGEST anime fan in the WORLD, HOW DARE YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT ANIME! YOU DONT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT—and DONT YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT THE JAPANESE! what the fuck did they ever do to you???! you are a racist hommophobic woman-beating over-reacting FAKE ASS CHRISTIAN!!! YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN MENTION ANIME!!! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!1AND IF YOU DONT LIK WHAT YOU JUST READ—SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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